FMA BLOOPERS

CHAPTER 1

BLOOPER 1:

Havoc walks in Roy's office

"Yes Havoc" says Roy

"Well Colonel Mustang I-I want to say that- Hahhahahahhahahahhahah!"

Roy stares blankly at him

"What the hell is that on your head? Hahahhahhaha!"

"My hair? Well, the producers thought black hair on me would be better, instead of my natural Blond"

"Well you look f #cked up! hahahahahahha"

SCENE TWO

Havoc walks in Roy's office

"Yes Havoc" says Roy

"Well-well, hahahahahahahahahhahahah! I'm sorry Roy I just can't imagine you in black hair! Dear god my ribs!"

SCENE THREE

Havoc walks in Roy's office

"Yes Havoc" says Roy

"Well Colonel Mustang, me, Fuery, Breda, and Falman need to talk to you." All of the subordinates walked in order, training from academy clearly stuck to them so well that it is second nature.

"why won't you open your eyes?" chuckled Roy, hiding his smirk from Falman

"That's what I want to know!" laughs Havoc

"Well the producers said they at least need one character that has straight lines for eyes," sighed Falman.

"Well can you see?" asks Roy

"Honestly, sir, I can't see shit."

BLOOPER 2:

Envy turns into Gracia "Would you like this body form instead?" Hughes falters and is stunned by confusion, this isn't Gracia! This isn't HIS Gracia, but damn it looks just like his spouse.

Envy inwardly laughed at his evident weakness, humans he inwardly scoff.

Without hesitation he shoots Hughes.

Hughes quickly hits the ground "JESUS CHRIST! That f#cken hurt !You shot on the wrong side you bastard! you we're supposed to shoot on the right side where there was protected padding you d#ck!"

"Whoa, someone has attitude" Envy says playfully

"Rubber bullets hurt! Defiantly up close! Would you like to get shot then! Here I'll do it for you!"

"Calm down Hughes," says the director "Let's just shoot that part again, and Envy shoot on the right side this time"

"No way, I don't do two takes, I'm going to my trailer!" yelled Hughes

(WEEK AFTER)

Hughes bust into the director's office "What the hell is this, I saw yesterday's episode and I died?"

"Well Envy did shoot you on the left side were your heart is, and if anybody gets shot in the heart of course there going to die. See, if you did the take again then maybe you would be still alive"

BLOOPER 3:

"OK, Havoc you'll have too-"

Havoc spits out his cigarette and starts to cough

"What wrong Havoc?"

"I'm tired of my character always smoking its making me ill; I'm not a smoker, I'm going to be the first anime character with lung cancer!"

"Well it's in the script Hav-"

"And stop calling me Havoc! My name James Curtis! I'm tired of all of this, all this smoking is destroying my sexiness!" he whined.

BLOOPER 4:

Roy is facing Edward in a arena outside the military grounds, many military personnel lined up around the circle. Screaming like an angry mob but cheering as if this was the best sport witnessed in history.

"Ready..set..GO!" yells Hughes

Roy snaps his fingers

"You we're supposed to run you idiot!" Ed yelled at Hughes

"YAAAAA! IT BURNS! STOP DROP AND ROLL!" Hughes starts to roll on the ground until the fire goes out

Roy stares at the still body, "umm, maybe we should re-take that shot." suggested Roy

"NO! IO HAD ENOUGH OF BEING A TARGET! FIND STUNT DOUBLE BECAUSE I'M NOT DOING THIS!" yelled Hughes, as he walked away

"Ummm?"

"Don't worry we'll find another one" says the director

BLOOPER 5:

Hughes is suffocating Roy's pupils with a picture of his offspring "Isn't she cute!" squeals Hughes

"Hughes!" cringed Roy

"I know I'm adorable!" says Elysia

"Um, my little sunshine of cuteness you're not in this scene" Hughes mentions

"I know, but since I'm rarely seen on the series, I decided to come in myself"

"But that's why I,m showing my pictures to everybody, sweetness" Hughes gave a smile that only a deranged pit bull could love

"Well, I really don't get paid that much as a child star, I decided to come in anytime I want"

"Listen you little brat, you're not in this scene!" He lashed, breaking character.

"Don't you talk to my daughter like that!" yelled Gracia

"I could care less about your daughter, I don't know why the producer put this brat as my daughter, she doesn't even look like me!"

"Shut up! I don't know why either; you're a jerk!" screamed Gracia

"Nice kid, did you ever find out who the father was?" Snapped Hughes, "I don't even like this kid!"

Hughes and Gracia were going at each others throats.

"Ummm, there is no way we're going to be able to get through this episode without mistakes are we?" questioned Roy.

"Nope" sighed the director.

BLOOPERS! Equals love