It's never safe to hang out in dark alleys surrounded by the enemy, especially when you're five feet tall and a foreigner besides. For the 2019 SSSW Challenge... only a little bit late. T for some language.

It was just a number. Every soldier had one. A number that every soldier knew by heart. Every soldier except Corporal Louis LeBeau. 191... 8124... The numbers always got jumbled up in his head. He played it off as a joke, but nothing could be further from the truth. Not when this secret could get him killed.

Two lonely souls find comfort on a very special night...First posted as a chapter in "The Unsung Hero".

Newkirk claimed to have nine siblings. Like most aspects of his life, it was half truth, half lie. LeBeau has the span of one mission gone terribly wrong, to pry the whole story from his friend. It just might be the only way they'll survive the night.

When General Burkhalter convinces Klink to make his great nephew a guard at Stalag 13, trouble ensues. Not only is this new Private a complication in Colonel Hogan's plans, but one of Hogan's heroes get shot in the process, too. Will this be the end of the line for one of Hogan's heroes? Will Hogan's mission be carried out in time?

I'll, Lord willing, have every chapter be a different character's version of the song "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" :D The eleventh version is Helga's (or is it Hilda's?), and it's entitled "Do You Want to Get Some Info?" Please tell me if it's lacking anything! I'm not done with this yet. I fully plan on doing Colonel Crittendon's version next. :) Please enjoy this! :D

When London gives the team some days off, Newkirk starts sleepwalking. Can they stop him and figure out why?

Louis LeBeau shares his philosophy. A little something I wrote for Robert Clary's 90th birthday. A bit late, but oh well!

Just because you dress like a Nazi, speak like a Nazi, feel like a Nazi and hang out with Nazis, doesn't mean you must be one. You might just be a missing, amnesiac POW in disguise.

A little kindness can change everything...

My eyes took in our new surroundings. There were small, wooden barracks scattered around, yet not a soul was in sight. Understandable, it had to be late in the night.

In which House says everything in what he doesn't say. House doesn't know why he's playing the game, just that he is. Wilson, Cuddy, and his team don't know what's going on, just that something is up with House. Chase doesn't know anything, just that House is always there. Anti-Chameron, House/Chase if you squint; pretty much just Chase whump and House mucking it up.

Newkirk and LeBeau run into trouble on a routine trip home from the Hofbrau.

There must have been some magic in that old Gestapo touch...

Haute cuisine doesn't always get the reception it deserves...

The story of the day Corporal LeBeau was shot down by the Germans.

Corporal Louis LeBeau comes to Stalag 13 for the first time, gaining the first of many allies, and discovers an entire pack of furry friends in the process.

They keep trying to escape no matter the outcome, because it's better than the alternative.

What one sees with the eyes vs. what one sees with the mind.

Or how a simple feud between two barrack-mates turned into all-out war. Revenge is a tricky thing. Written for the 2013 Short Story Speed Writing Challenge.

"Summer! It's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told..." It's Winter and a lonely, red-heared boy sits in front of an open window singing this song. Happiness and Pain. Summer and Winter. Phineas and Ferb. Some things are contrasts, and some can't live without each other. One-shot.

What if the chems had worn off sooner? AU

"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane." -Phillip K. Dick. Bumblebee is forced to confront the potential death of the last person he would expect to see.

TFP. The fall of the Autobots.

When strudel alone doesn't work as a distraction, a story just might, if you make it a good one...

"He was sick of craning his neck ever time he wanted a glimpse of her beautiful face." Felix worries he's not what Tammy really wants. Set post movie. Oneshot!

A call from Red Riding Hood comes in the stunned hush that follows tragedy. An AU take on the opening of "That's No Lady, That's My Spy". Word of warning: short, and as brutal and ugly as unexpected death can be.

I bet you never knew that LeBeau's middle name was "Bugaloo Shrimp"!

Five one-shots, five different recipes. 5. January 1945: How Schultz Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Prisoners Make Chicken Soup.

A warning for Nimrod's safety brings the Heroes to a new wax museum in Hammelburg to protect the elusive agent, as well as try to determine the agent's identity. But there is a deeper, more sinister plot going on, putting them all in great danger.

Walking a post on a cold, cold night, there is only one person to turn to for some much needed relief: the little Strudel boy!

What happened to everyone after being liberated from Stalag 13? And what do you do when there is no such thing as 'The End' in real life?

Uno de los héroes piensa en la pérdida de un amigo. One-shot.

Why? Because it made Lebeau happy, the Red Cross sure didn't send it, and what did Klink need with such a nice set of sheets anyways? Where did you think it came from?

If you're about to die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button. Entry for 96Hubbles' Short-Story Speed-Writing Tournament.

Ficlit, written for the third Short Story Competition. Even the bravest of souls has an Achilles' Heel, and there's always the risk of it getting hit at the worst possible moment.

Commissioned short fic. When Newkirk and LeBeau stumble upon a secret that was meant to remain hidden, they soon find themselves literally hounded by the enemy.

At the end of the day, he's still their big brother. And at the end of the day, he must still be doing something right.

Poetry. A short and sweet piece about a certain French corporal...

It's 1947. As the Cold War dawns, the Unsung Heroes operation is slated for revival. As new missions begin, enemies, both old and new, seek to stop the operation before it starts. And Newkirk soon finds out that almost anything can become personal...

It's a Wonderful Life semi-inspired fic. Based on episode 145. LeBeau had been so set on leaving Stalag 13 for good, not even Newkirk could change his mind. But perhaps something else could...

Three times before, LeBeau was visited by the night bird. Each time someone close to him died. And now it's back... Cautionary note: supernatural themes. Things could get creepy round here.

Ficlit, for the Short Story Competition. Usually, a thief works best alone, but there is always an exception to every rule.

Another chapter up! A back story of LeBeau's time as a POW set before the heroes set up shop at Stalag 13. Deals with the reasons why LeBeau occasionally faints at the sight of blood, his claustrophobia, and his loyalty to his friends

Red is the color of fire and drive. Blue is the color of water and the cold. A pre-series fic showing the genesis of the unlikely friendship between the two corporals who wore these colors so proudly.

When a simple mission goes unexpectedly awry in the worst way possible, Newkirk races to rescue LeBeau before his sands of time run out.

Written for one of 96 Hubbles's challenges. When a greedy colonel gets LeBeau transferred in order to get better dining options, the Frenchman finds himself in more trouble than he expected. From the sidelines, Newkirk watches, wishing he could help.

Post-series. The Heroes reunite a year after the war's end to solve the mystery of the vanished fortune of LeBeau's grandfather as they evade greedy treasure hunters and as long-lost secrets beneath the Parisian streets begin to reveal themselves...

The men find a suicide note from Lebeau. Can they get to him in time?

A poem of peace, by Sergeant Schultz.

All the News That's Fit to Print." provided that it has been pre-approved by the Kommandant, of course. 2010 PBA winner: Best overall story and Best comedy: Gold WINNER 2013 PBA "BEST OF THE BEST!"

In San Theodoros, Tintin is captured by General Tapioca and sentenced to death by firing squad. What thoughts run through his mind as he waits to be rescued? And how will his friends survive if they don't get there in time?

Two survivors hope for justice while reliving the final days of Stalag 13. WARNING:Character death, holocaust reference. PBA winner; Bronze: best portrayal of a canon extra (Olsen).

A sequel to the Bill Wilder film featuring William Holden, STALAG 17. This story takes place five years after the end of WWII and explains some of the things that happened since the escape of Sgt. J.J. Sefton and Lt. Dunbar from the POW camp Stalag 17.

It was only a matter of time until Magnum cost one of his friends their life.

COMPLETE! Paris is on the verge of disaster or liberation. What can our heroes do to help tip the scales in favor of the Allies? A response to the Smartgroups plot bunny challenge. PLEASE read and review.