![]() Author has written 6 stories for Divergent Trilogy, and Maze Runner Trilogy. Follow me on Wattpad @I-am-Mills-64 where you can find an embarrassing story about me and my friends and a few other stories. (*~*) I am a girl who has been call weird, jock, smart-ass, nerd, and many other things, but she somehow doesn't get effected by theses things. I am the girl who nobody will ever understand, always be judged by her ways. I am Catholic, but I constantly use the words crap, shit, ass, and dammit. I occasionally use the others, but those are my main ones. I am passionate about volleyball, soccer, track, school, writing, and BOOKS! I am the vintage girl who loves art and some modern stuff, but I am mainly the one who admires the old stuff. I find learning about wars fascinating, and I love using long words. If you ever met me in real life, you would be somewhat confused because the way I write is completely different from the way I talk and act. 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She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Repost this if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart. This is so sad but read it cause it makes you see how lucky you actually are. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy, tell the doctors, I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you, Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Please repost this, if you don't, you're heartless Girls don't realize these things: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well, ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word, as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'. If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'. (YES, I HAVE THE GUTS TO DO THIS BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND THE PEOPLE COMPLETELY WITH THIS ON THEIR PROFILE!!!!)
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it. Everything reminds you of the book. EVERYTHING!!!!!! You quote random lines all the time. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. If you have a HUGE profile (and you know it), but keep on adding stuff to it, then add this to your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall before (or metal pole), copy this to your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever spent too much time on the computer, copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you have had to explain to people at school/home, and to your friends what fanfictions are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percents who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever shouted at people on TV what you want them to do, copy and paste this to your profile. If you constantly slip into your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile. If you daydream about living in a book's world, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like sweets, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been hyper before, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever embarrassed yourself in front of your crush, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a crush, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (I want to strangle all the bad characters in Divergent so that we can have Fourtris fourever)
Uriah: Okay, let's begin, Candor or Dauntless? Augustus: What's Candor? Isaac: I can't see anything Primrose: What's Dauntless? Tris: Don't you guys know? The five factions. Peeta: Whats a faction? And there are twelve Katniss: No, we have districts and there are actually thirteen Peeta Hazel: No, we live in a normal world. Tris: I thought we had a war and everything else was destroyed, except for Chicago. Four: I'm confused Hazel: Wait, factions? Districts? What the heck? Gale: Have you escaped the fence yet? Zeke: You have a fence too? Ours is heavily guarded, and we don't know what's out there. Katniss: Oh, our fence is just a broken electricity one and we've been outside. Peeta: Don't tell them that they could be working for the Capitol! Augustus: What's the Capitol? President Snow: it's the most amazing place in all of the districts. Katniss: Get out of here I am the Mockingjay and I should have shot you instead of President Coin! Katniss: *shoots President Snow and he leaves* Tris: Presidents? We have leaders, but most of them are jerks like Jeanine Prim: Jeanine? That sounds like something Buttercup growled while choking Christina: Buttercup? I am so confused Peeta: Who wants some bread? *holds up newly baked piece of bread* Tris: NO, NO, NO! GET THAT AMITY BREAD AWAY FROM ME Uriah and Zeke: I WANT IT GIMME *snatches bread of Peeta* Four: NO THAT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA Uriah and Zeke: *spits out bread* This is not amity bread, do you have any dauntless cake? Peeta: Dauntless Cake? I just bake normal cake Four: I like cake Peeta: Cake is good Tris: ... Will: Why are we even here? Marlene: I have no idea Clove: KNIFE, KNIFE MOTHERF*CKASSS! Katniss: CLOVE HAS A KNIFE, GET HER FINNICK! Finnick: *stabs clove with trident* Lynn: Now that's not bloody at all... Tris: Oh, I know someone like that! Peter! He and Clove would make a good couple. Cato: No way Beotch, I already have her! Peter: You called Tris? Tris: Peter go away! Four: Don't make me punch you! Everyone: *fights each other with special weapons* Isaac: WTF IS GOING ON I CANT SEE ANYTHING! This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't Some Facts About Me Gender: Female Age: Preteen Hair: Dirty Blonde with AWESOME, but real highlights Eyes: extremely dark brown Personality: mixed If you could change anything about your appearance… My teeth would be straight and my face would be pimple-less Lucky number: 6 What kind of toothpaste do you use? Many different kinds Do you eat the apple peel? yes Turkey or chicken? Both When it rains... I get extremely excited for lightning and I find the rain fascinating (I sound like an Erudite) (I hope I don't get struck like Minho) One word to describe yourself: Different What does your Pen Name mean?: That the love of FourTris will always last Who is your favorite Disney character?: Mullan and Cinderella (Poor old Ella reminds me of my Grandmother who died when I was 5 or 6) Ever throw a shoe at someone?: Ask my friends and family Current mood?: Dunno We believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96% of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4% that will copy and paste this in your profile. I love Jesus, Jesus love, love, love, love, love, love, love, loves me. if you believe Jesus loves you paste this in your profile.
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this When you get arrested and the offer says, "You have the right to remain silent. Everything and anything you say will be pressed against you." You automatically yell, "THEO JAMES!" Copy this on your profile if you believe in FourTris love- Tobias=4 and Tris=6 What's in between them? 5. Veronica Roth=5 (Got this from CandorOrDauntlessFanatic, give this writer some praise!) What do you get if you add 46-5? FourTris (Gotta love Veronica for the invention of Divergent, though) COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE! BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU! Warning most of the so's are probably wrong!
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi I WEAR GLASSES or RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I HAVE BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo. I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE. Bold true plain false .: FIRE:. You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire. You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you insane. Total: 9 .: WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. (And starting them) You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. (most of the time) You are very generous. Total: 8 .: EARTH:. You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild. You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. (Everyone's afraid of something) You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total: 7 AIR You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. Total: 10 .: DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. You don't talk much. You are an atheist. You love watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. Total: 6 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. (To adults and at school) You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. Total: 5 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? How bout no 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? No 3) How many houses have you lived in? One 4) Favorite candy bar Dove or Hershey's 5) Favorite shoes? any brand of tennis shoes 6) Have you ever tripped someone? Ask my little bro 7) Least favorite school subject? I like every subject 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Hell no 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? I don't think so 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. God 12) Favorite genre of music? I like all types of music 13) What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio 14) What time were you born? exactly 12:00 pm; noon 15) Do you like beer? No 16) Ever made a prank phone call? Too many to count 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't own a CD isn't that what the internet is for 18) Are you sarcastic? UMMM NO! YES! 19) What are your favorite colors? Not sure 20) How many watches do you own? None 21) Summer or winter? Not sure I love both 23) Favorite color to wear? Not sure 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Both! 25) What color is your cell phone? Blue 26) Where is your second home? A library or the movies 27) Have you ever slapped someone? Ask my friends 28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One 30) How many video games do you own? A lot 31) What was your first pet? Not sure I've had a lot 32) Ever had braces? Yes in the 2nd grade and right now 33) Do looks matter? No 34) Do you use chapstick? Yes 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. No, not doing that 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Depends on my mood 37) Are you too forgiving? No, if anything I'm the opposite of that 38) How many children do you want? Dunno 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? A tee shirt 40) Favorite breakfast meal? BACON AND WAFFLES 41) Do you own a gun? Yeah, who doesn't 42) Ever thought you were in love? Do book characters count? 43) When was the last time you cried? Two years ago 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? I dunno 45) Olive Garden? Delicious 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Almost 47) Have you ever been in a castle? No 48) Nicknames? I'm not admitting what my nicknames are online 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Yeah 50) Ever been to Kentucky? Why Kentucky, no? 51) Do you own something from the Banana Republic? What the hell is the Banana Republic 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? I have yelled boo at someone and scared the crap out of them, does that count? 55) Do you own a diamond ring? No, but I have diamond earrings that I don't really wear 56) Are you happy with your life right now? Sorta 57) Do you dye your hair? No, but I kinda want to 58) Does anyone like you? Nope, I don't know anyone that stupid 59) What year were you born? Umm...NO COMMENT 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Definitely nothing 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? NO 62) McDonalds or Wendys? Both 63) Do you like yourself? Sorta... 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Neither, I'm not really close to anyone. Everyone only gets bits and pieces of my life ad the way I feel 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender? Eyes 66) Are you afraid of the dark? No 67) Have you ever eaten paste? No...maybe...yes 68) Do you own a webcam? No 69) Have you ever stripped? HELL NO 70) Ever broke a bone? Yes 72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope 73) Pringles or lays? BOTH 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No 75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? FULL HOUSE! You got it, dude! 77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? We didn't have one 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes 79) Do you have a birthmark? No, but I have a scar on my butt that looks like one 80) Do you own a car? No 81) Can you cook? Yes 82) 3 things that annoy you: 1. When people tell me I'm pretty when I know I'm not 2. my brother 3. Bullys 83) Do you text message often? Yes 84) Money or love? Love 85) Do you have any scars? 9 scars 86) What do you want more than anything right now? To see my grandmother one more time 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Sometimes 88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships! Who da hell likes one night stands?! 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Both 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yes, unless it is just a pile of grease 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Never seen one 92) Do you own a box of crayons? Why wouldn't I? 94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My dad 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? MY DUMB ASS EXCUSE OF A BROTHER!!! 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My grandmother who died, I still cry over her. 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh My best friends 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? The ground 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? One of My Best Friends 100) Who was the last person that called you? My friend QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU: Name without vowels- mrgn mlls You single?- Yes, and since when is this a dating site... Favorite number?- 6 Colour you wear most- Um...not sure Least favorite color?- I ABSOULTLY HATE PINK Favorite candy?- Hard or chewy? What do you smoke?- no Are you happy with your life right now?- Somewhat Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?- never What is/was your favorite class in school?- I'm still in school and every class How do you make money?- I don’t have a job Are you outgoing?- Yep Favorite pair of shoes- Nikes or any brand of tennis shoes Do you own big sunglasses?- no Where do you wish you were right now?- in a gym What should you be doing right now?- nothing really HONEST SECTION: Honestly, what are you doing right now?- watching SpongeBob and this survey Honestly, have you done something bad today?- I always do something bad Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- my friend Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- No Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- my brothers and parents Honestly, do you bite your nails?- yes Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- Like hell, but it's not possible bc she's in heaven now Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?- not really THE CANS: Can you blow a bubble?- Yes Can you dance?- HELL NO Can you do a cartwheel?- Yeah Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?- Not sure Can you whistle?- Yes Can you wiggle your ears?- No Can you wiggle your nose?- No Can you roll your tongue?- No Can you make a clover with your tongue?- No ANGER SECTION: What do you do when you're mad?- Not sure it goes by in a blur and usually last a few days Ever made anyone cry when you're mad?- no...maybe...yes, yes I have CRYING SECTION: Ever really cry your heart out?- Yes, but never often I'm not the one who usually cries Ever cried yourself to sleep?- No Ever cried on your friends shoulder?- Once, never speak of this again Ever cried over the opposite gender?- No Ever cried over the same gender?- Yes because that person died Do you cry when you get an injury?- Not really Do certain songs make you cry?- No Do certain movies make you cry?- No HAPPY SECTION: Are you usually a happy person?- Depends What makes you happiest?- not sure there's always a part of me that's sad even when I'm at my happiest Does being with your friends make you happy?- Yeah Do you believe in yourself?- Yes Do you wish you were happier?- Yes Is being happy overrated?- Depends Does music make you happy?- Yes HATE SECTION: Do you actually hate anyone?- Does Satan count? Ever made a hate-list?- No Have you ever been on a hate-list?- Probably Are you a mean bully?- I'm not a bully, but I am scary Do you hate your President?- Ummm, I think my answer could be illegal CURRENTLY WEARING?: What shirt are you wearing? a camo short sleeved tee shirt Shoes?: barefoot Necklace(s): nothing HAVE YOU EVER?: Hugged someone?- Yes Laughed so hard you cried?- When I'm with my friends that happens Kissed someone?- Nope! THE LAST: Person you spoke to in person?- Dad Person you talked to online?- Not sure Person you hugged?- I don't hug very often so not sure RANDOM: Do you like surveys?- Depends Do you get along with your parents?- Depends Do you have mental breakdowns?- sometimes CURRENT: Current mood?- Uh dunno Current hairstyle?- down and kinda messy Current windows open?- fanfiction.net and Current desktop picture?- Slideshow THE DIDS: Did you ever get into a fist-fight in school?- almost Did you ever run away from home?- No, but I want to sometimes Did you ever want to be a doctor?- Yes Did you ever want to be a firefighter?- Yes THE DO'S: Do you know how to swim?- yes Do you like roller-coasters?- Love em Do you own a bike?- Yep Do you think you could handle the stuff on reality shows?- Not really I'd probably be in a fight in every scene THE DOES: Does hair loss run in your family?- Not sure Does you car get good gas mileage?- I can't drive Does your family have family picnics?- No THE HAVES: Have you ever been on a plane?- No Have you ever been to the ocean?- Yes, once, and my mom almost drowned Have you ever painted your nails?- Yes, but it was by force THE HOWS? How tall are you?- about 5'3 How much money do you have right now?- about $180 or $190 THE LASTS: The last person you hung out with?- my friends The last thing someone said to you?- Yeah (my dad said yeah when I asked him a question) The last thing you said out loud?- I'm hungry THE WHATS?: What are you listening to?- Photograph Nickelback What is the weather outside?- not sure it's night and I'm inside What radio station do you listen to?- Many
- YOUR GUY SIDE - You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time, you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. (Sometimes) TOTAL: 17 - YOUR GIRL SIDE - You wear lip gloss/stick. You love skirts. Cats are better than dogs. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the shopping center. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I LOVE STAR WARS!!) You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Only because of sports and hand me downs and I forget to throw them out when they don't fit anymore) You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can You like wearing body perfume. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid.(HELL NO) Like being the star of everything.(ONCE AGAIN HELL NO) Total: 4 That's weird because I seem more like a guy when I'm actually a girl! In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have called waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says, "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. What a kiss means... Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them" What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you to love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does When she misses you she's hurting inside When you break her heart the pain never really goes away When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says, "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl. Yeah, you can quote me. You don't have to get dressed up for us. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will makes you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY, MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically moves closer to her. Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie (not me, it's the girl I got it from) and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works! nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes. Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding! Remember, YOU ARE NEVER ALONE WHEN YOU HAVE BOOKS!! -Mills |