poisonrainhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and X-Men: The Movie. Well. I'm pretty horrible at these things, but as this is an author profile, I'll tell you about my writing first. I started some stories without having a clue where they would end, which I'm really sorry for, but I'll try to fix/finish them anyway. Writing is pretty much on hiatus right now, because I am a sophomore in college (gah it felt so weird to delete the "senior in high school" and put in "sophomore in college". how did i get so old so quickly?) and need to be studying for midterms. However, I'm switching from a Biochemistry major to an English major, so now I get to stay up writing papers instead of lab reports into the wee hours of the morning, which actually makes me hate my life a lot less (i.e. more energy to write fanfiction). I have started two other Harry Potter works, but I've promised myself that I am not going to post them until I am done with them. So hopefully, this will motivate me to write more often! Harry Potter Lily/Severus, Dramione, Drarry, Marcus/Oliver, some HG/SS if written well. X-Files Scully/Mulder The Mummy Anaksunamun/Imhotep X-Men Logan/Rogue Merlin Merlin/Arthur, Gwen/Lance, Leon/Morgana, Morgana/Gwen |
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Agapi by Lone Butterfly reviews
A drastic choice made by the Great Dumbledore has consequences after his death. Begins 10 minutes after Book 6 ends. Chapter 33 up! WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,817 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 4/13/2006
A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 137,541 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,046 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Strawberry by Heptagon reviews
Collection of 100word drabbles on different topics. Random, crazy, and hopefully amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
The Soul Feels What the Mind Can't Understand by Stephanie M. A reviews
In a ploy to take advantage of Rogue and her new powers, Magneto opens up Rogue’s soul for all the X-Men to see. The thing is that Rogue’s soul has been holding feelings that her mind had shut out completely. ROGAN!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,154 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Ten things you didn't know about by Myene reviews
An on going drabble series about the Harry Potter characters. I pick one, and then tell you ten things you didn't know about them before. Some funny, some sad, some just a bit...odd. Will be listed as in-progress, but each chapter is a stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Land of Tolerance by Soladara reviews
After Rogue's mind is shut down by Xaiver, Logan brings her to the only person he thinks can help her. But in her mind, Rogue is building a new life for herself, and when Logan sees it, he begins to question if he loves her as a protector or much more.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,112 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Three Strikes by ShooBeans reviews
Morgan attempts to ask Reid out. Morgan/Reid Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/3/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Understanding Dr Reid by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Fran, Desiree, and Sarah Morgan meet Spencer Reid, the intricate man who stole Derek's heart. What happened at the Morgan house during Profiler, Profiled. Pre-slash Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/12/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
4 times Hotch got the wrong idea, 1 time he didnt by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
Four times Hotch gets the wrong idea of the nature of Morgan and Reid s relationship -and one time he doesn t. Basically five scenarios in which M/R are caught in some sort of compromised position by accident ? . Some funny, some scary...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,650 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Coffee Debacle by Rayne McKenna reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
New by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Another New Year's fic I like to write on holidays :P - It's nearly midnight on New Years Eve and Draco Malfoy's stuck in a cupboard with Harry bloody Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pass the Bottle by Froody reviews
In which Harry is locked in Hagrid's cabin with Malfoy and a bottle of Firewhiskey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friday I'm in Love by Froody reviews
Malfoy leaned against the table and examined a fingernail. "McGonagall wants to see us. Something about illicit drinking and imminent expulsion." - Everything changes in one week, one detention, and one bottle of Firewhiskey on the lawn. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dead Vignettes by Chocolate Wolf reviews
A collection of drabbles about George/Rube based on a fanmix of mine that follows a general story line, the slow romance of the two reapers. Spoilers for both seasons. Songficish.
Dead Like Me - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - George L., Rube S. - Complete
Of Summer Sun, Black Neoprene and Chewing Gum by Space-facade reviews
Loosely inspired by the prompt 'I think I love you // chewing gum', works off the X2 and X3 movies to some degree, and will eventually be Wolverine / Rogue. Reviews make me very happy. Seriously.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,851 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Something Up by Cheated Of Between reviews
Because Snape is the ultimate bs detector. A bit odd, fairly serious, a smidgen of OOC, no pairings, set in the the first book directly after the troll incedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What exam? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry doesn't study... think that stops him from getting an 'O? Seventeenth in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Can I Have This Dance? by drakien reviews
What happens when the war is over?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Wizard's Waltz by Scattered Logic reviews
At a Ministry fancy dress ball, Hermione makes a very public declaration. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Next Twenty Four Hours by Sara's Girl reviews
In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love is Never Wasted by Anonymized Artichoke reviews
Aziraphale is distressed about his feelings for and activities with Crowley. Someone comes to talk to him about it while he's feeding the ducks. Implied A/C, none shown. An Easter fic. A&C not mine.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Aziraphale
The Wrong Weasley by Heptagon reviews
Parvati came to the wedding, determined to ruin it and the life of Ron, only to get trapped in the broom shed with the wrong Weasley. As to Charlie, well, he really shouldn't have said that about his twin brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Parvati P., Charlie W. - Complete
Muggle say 'what? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Some sayings can have more than one meaning, so Harry uses them to get the entire class dismissed before Snape ever actually assigns any homework. Fifteenth in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Your Brazil by Bagge reviews
Harry meets an old friend and compare notes after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
What happens if you summon the sun? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Dumbledore over-rides Snape's potions homework and assigns Harry something else. Will the end result in the end of the world? Fourteenth in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2933 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Wolf and the Lamb by Daniella Fromage reviews
Snape, not Umbridge, is the one to discover the secret DA meetings in OotP. Using one of Aesop's fables, he gives Harry some timeless advice about the great game of life. Written for the "Aesop's Fable" and "Dumbledore's Army" challenges on P&S. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Little Help by 27dayz reviews
A chance encounter at the London Zoo is enough to bring Dudley and Harry together again. But it is up to someone else to help them patch up their old differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Obscurity by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione has a black knight that watches over her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,378 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Great Hogwarts Portrait Rebellion by Shiv5468 reviews
Ten years after the fall of Voldemort the Minister decides to commission a portrait of the Order of the Phoenix. It isn't the best idea he's ever had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Osmosis by ridesandruns reviews
Logan and Rogue discuss danger, duty and cardigans.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Letters by Jess.91 reviews
Harry wrote to his estranged family whenever he had a child...Here's nine moments in time...One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Chronicles of Draco Malfoy by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy. Passionate Writer. Bestselling Author. Who would've thought? Certainly not the people around him! Updated, chapter 10 now up! Not compatible to DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Cognitive Dissonance by sandiwandi reviews
Hermione has a cruuuuush. No biggie. Post-Hogwarts, D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Stalker by DarkSeptember reviews
Rogue gets a new hobby, Logan watching... with unforseen consequences. Logan & Rogue pairing. Rated for swearing and my twisted Logan mocking foofy sense of humour. Heh. Definitely a oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Out of the Grey by Scattered Logic reviews
Hermione is determined to befriend Severus. Whether he likes it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Infuriating by Aebhel reviews
She's a princess and he's a criminal. She's shallow, conceited, and spoiled...he's a good for nothing punk with a nose for trouble. They have nothing in common. Or so they think.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 10/8/2005
Thirteen Shades of Green by arctique48 reviews
Green swings, green leaves, green ink, green robes, green faces, green potions, green envy, green snakes, green skulls, green fear, green curses, green death. Green eyes. SeverusLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
So The Story Goes by Pantz reviews
You were married, so the story goes, in a snazzy church outside of London.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Likeness by Muguet au Bois reviews
Post DH...What were they expecting George to do, jump off the Astronomy Tower or something?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - George W. - Complete
The Unseemly Proposal by scarlet-sparx reviews
Voldemort's dead and with him dies Lucius Malfoy's prestige. Now, Lucius will do ANYTHING to regain his status, even if it means trying to get his only son to marry Hermione Granger... For full length summary, see Ch.1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,459 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Dunderhead Tax by Scattered Logic reviews
All Severus Snape wanted was to fulfil his dream of owning a successful business and to be free of dunderheads. He should have known it was too much to hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Blowin' in the Wind by MidnightBlue88 reviews
In 1964, 5 teenagers [a hippie, a feminist, a preacher’s daughter, a war hero’s son and a shy writer] arrive at school to serve Saturday detention. What happens in that room changes everything, for themselves and for their children. [Challenge Response]
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,232 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3749 - Favs: 5,737 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Something Sinister by xXVelvetSkiesXx reviews
Something sinister has taken place at Hogwarts, and the staff is perplexed by the gruesome crime. Could Severus Snape be the key to solving the mystery? Please REVIEW if you read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Red Shoes by charmingly-holly reviews
In a war, most everything is the sort of thing that can disappear with a shrug. People's eyes start to disappear. Melt into their faces. Sometimes you just have to forget things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 3,976 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Bogus! by bitchfit26 reviews
Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversations with Luna by evansentranced reviews
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Some Things Never Change by MidnightBlue88 reviews
Brian and Bender get into a little trouble at Vernon's expense. Oneshot, unless I change my mind again.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Four Deaths by Fionnabhair Nic Aillil reviews
Sometimes happy ever after just can't be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Pursuit of Silence by infiniteviking reviews
An experiment in a form that's been going around Livejournal lately: Twenty Things Severus Snape Never Said Out Loud.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not As Easy As It Looks by MidnightBlue88 reviews
After detention, the five teens try make their new friendships work, with mixed results. Is passion enough for John and Claire? How well do Andy and Allison really know one other? Where does Brian fit in? DISCONTINUED
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 119,456 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005
12:41 by sandiwandi reviews
Draco tells Hermione what her problem is. Sequel to Just In Case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Powers That Be by infiniteviking reviews
During her first week in Hogwarts, Hermione Granger discovers that not all wizards see the world the same way she does. Written for the Harry Potter Gen Ficathon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Four Houses by Amarth Obstreperous reviews
An anti sorting hat poem, which I wish the sorting hat would recite, as it might give everybody the opportunity for both interhouse and personal reflection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus by Skyhiatrist reviews
Funny little motto, don't you think?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Denial by AmBEr aka BDBH reviews
ONESHOT: Ahh...the greatness of DENIAL. Who wouldn't love it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The True Confessions of Pansy Parkinson by sorrydraco reviews
I was never the brightest crayon in the box. In fact, to be quite honest, I was nearly almost the dullest.' The untold story of Pansy Parkinson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
How To Celebrate by Eumenidies reviews
It takes a Slytherin to show the Griffindors how they should be celebrating. One Shot. Contains Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just In Case by sandiwandi reviews
Hermione HATES Malfoy. Like, really. No UST. No LoveHate plot. DHr. Not so much romance as it is foul mouthed and funny in a reallife kind of way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kiss me, Harry by Heptagon reviews
Hermione has a small problem, but why is Harry so reluctant to help? Sequel posted: "Marrying Harry".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Call Me by silveris reviews
OneShot. DHr. A conversation leads somewhere...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Some Kind of Wonderful by sandiwandi reviews
Pansy's drunk and Harry's sleepy! Just a little fic with lots of selfrevealing dialogue. HarryPansy, PG13 for swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Sanctuary in Potions by zarah joyce reviews
When Hogwarts announced their need for a new Potions professor, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were deemed best for it. Each was desperate to have the job, and since there's only room for one of them… chaos inevitably erupts. Updated! Chapter 6 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Morning After by zarah joyce reviews
People always talked about the night before, but what about the morning after? Warning: Use of explicit language, adult themes, though none too graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Passion of Hate and Love by Callisto Callispi reviews
[WIP] It all started when they blew up Gryffindor's quidditch stands and were forced to serve a heinously long detention sentence...together! But it all got interesting thereafter. Hermione & Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,355 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah by MamaWeasley reviews
All eligible witches and wizards are required to adopt a child. Forced to make hasty decisions, several people choose children who will change their outlook on life forever. Response to the Adoption Act Challenge on WIKTT. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,496 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pictures in the Dark by Lossenrhos reviews
Regulus Black enters his brother's room for the first time in years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Unraveled by Archica reviews
Hermione is about to be executed. Draco is lonely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Lone Butterfly reviews
It's bedtime in the Wizarding World and parents all over are telling their children their versions of classic Muggle Fairy Tales. Half the fun is figuring out the parents in each chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2006
Nothing is Symmetrical by attica reviews
“Because,” she said, a secretively cunning smile flickering across her face for a mere second that once the shadow of the cloud passed, it was gone. “Because we’ve got nothing to lose.” Draco&Hermione. PostHBP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,573 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ennead by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 129 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ashprints by charmingly-holly reviews
The footprints on the crimson cushions of the windowseat point Southeast. No one needs a headline to know where the wind’s blown the ash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
There are Some by dizzydragon reviews
[Short story] She knew of truths: One was that she'd never wanted to see him again. Two was that she really, really liked ice cream. Three was that Draco Malfoy was still a weak, pathetic failure of a man and that he knew it, too. DMHG, RWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Moments by Aebhel reviews
A series of drabbles with absolutely no plot, exploring possible past and future moments in Harry Potter's world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
There's No Way This Is Going to End Well by IceHeart161 reviews
Because sometimes there's not supposed to be a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2912 - Favs: 6,355 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cast Away with Seto Kaiba by sempaiko reviews
Tea is stranded on a deserted island with Seto Kaiba!What'll happen?Anything that can happen when you're stuck all alone with someone you despise.Being alone together may drive them to any number of places.[Kaiba x Tea] [Seto x Anzu]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,710 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba
Because This Is How It Goes by Beringae reviews
A little New Years ficlet. Angst and humor, just because. But still, I bet you can't not like it. Hermione decides she really hates New Years [three guesses why?] Rated only for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Other Side of Midnight by zarah joyce reviews
It was war. And in war, love had no place anywhere. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tales from Purgatory by Provocateur reviews
While residing in a world unrecognizable to them both, Snape tells Draco a long hidden secret of his past about the woman he loved, the tragedy he caused, and the price he must continue to pay. Post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Empty Eyes by Aleigh Walker reviews
Rogue catches up with Logan in a bar.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Obsession by hasapi reviews
Followup to 'Infatuation'. Draco writes: I don’t understand my attraction to her. Of course, infatuation might be a better way to describe it. Obsession might still be right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater by Shiv5468 reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,015 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling After You by little majesty reviews
Sometimes, falling can be simple. It's realising that you have that takes time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,280 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
She by mysticVigil reviews
Obscure, postHBP look at Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Sirius' Story Time by evansentranced reviews
Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 670 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Misguided Sympathy by Vashka reviews
An earthshattering conversation with Draco Malfoy makes Hermione see the errors of her ways. Will the Slytherins and Gryffindors survive Hermione’s kindness intact? Or will the spirit of Interhouse Cooperation triumph?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fancy by lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ramifications SSG 2point5 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Actions, even desperately stupid ones, have consequences hence this sequel to Stuck, and Stuck in the Muddle. New and improved with an EPIILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
With A Cherry On Top by literatiwannabe reviews
Even the most insurmountable problems can be solved with ice cream. COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Those Forgotten by ObliviousTrace reviews
We aren't all meant to be heroes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Confetti Through Glass by arctique48 reviews
She watches at her sisters wedding, standing with her husband, and feels so alone. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Morning, Noon, Night by zarah joyce reviews
For never was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo. DHr with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kill Him? I Though You said Kiss Him! by Sailor Simba reviews
Lucius Malfoy, Voldemort's right-hand wizard, fancies fancy handwriting; his son fancies it's too difficult to read. Sometimes, a few small letters make a big difference. [HPxDM slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Yes or No by schye reviews
Sequel to Twenty Questions. What are the Gryffindors to do after their humiliating game of twenty questions? Get even. They are back with a vengeance and this time, they are out for blood, out for revenge,and out to Hogsmeade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Writing Desk by arctique48 reviews
The ages pass and still it sits, silently witnessing the hard work of so many of Hogwarts’ finest. From Rowena Ravenclaw to Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Old Lace by Baloo reviews
Just a guy and a girl who maybe shouldn't be together. Or maybe should. There are no heroes here, and no damsels in distress. RonPansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Ron W., Pansy P.
Under The Influence by EmmP19 reviews
She knew she never should have had that last drink... HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
NO TROUBLE by Bellegeste reviews
It is Christmas Day and Hermione has no choice but to ask Snape for a very unusual favour... From SS pov. Sarky!Snape at his most despicable!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Marauder's Never Tell by Mithborien Mornamar reviews
The Marauders are only inked on outlines, parchment easily burns and nothing lasts forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2005
Facts by Mithborien Mornamar reviews
Voldemort is just a name. The-Boy-Who-Lived is just a label. Gryffindor is just a house. And Harry is just a kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/13/2005
Investigation by CocoaFlavourPunk reviews
[One-shot]Draco's been acting weird so Ron stalks him in order to find out what's going on with the blond the results are startling as Ron finds out Malfoy's in love with one of his friends HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Indefinite Article by Dahlia reviews
Hermione's first submitted article to the peer review journal, Ars Alchemica recieves a shock! horror NotTotallyStellar Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Reason by Kyra4 reviews
R for language, and because all my stories are R! A little treat in the Halloween spirit! 7th year DM & HG must work together on a Halloween fundraiser in the name of interHouse unity. Merlin, how is THAT going to work out? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,381 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
By the Book by Scattered Logic reviews
During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dividing walls by disco biscuit reviews
A conversation between toilet stalls helps Ginny decide what she wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Ginny W.
The Cauldron Of Shame by jaderook reviews
Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Everyone's a Critic by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
It's that time again: Fifth Year Career Advisory Meetings. Blaise Zabini isn't looking forward to his. Professor Snape's not looking forward to Blaise Zabini's, coincidentally. What does little Blaise want to be when he grows up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2004
Just A Dream by Romanticxnight reviews
Hermione walks along the beach, remininsing about her dead lover... please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Hermione G.
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Apparently by JiM1 reviews
Who in the world could ever consider Severus Snape a father figure?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
What A Difference A Night Makes by Kyra4 reviews
DHr prefects, top students in their year and Houses. Makes sense that they'd be chosen by the faculty for an honors project that requires them to be locked in the astronomy tower all night. Will they fall for each other or rip each other apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,706 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Salvation by She's a Star reviews
Lips that would kiss form prayers to broken stone. (DracoHermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Impeccable by zarah joyce reviews
Three words, Malfoy. Three damned words after three damned years. Rather ironic, don't you think?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Deadly Obsession by pensive puddles reviews
[one-shot]There is no hope, no light in the world any longer since Harry's disapperance. In the dark world, a young girl is trapped and forgotten by all except one certain blond haired boy who has a deadly obsession still over her
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Facets by Marionette reviews
Hermione decides that Draco Malfoy's class ring just doesn't suit him at all, and she can tell him why, too. Not really romance. Present from G and Aria. Please rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 5,464 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mighty Medley of Sirius by She's a Star reviews
When Petunia and Vernon announce their engagement, Sirius makes the occasion memorable by gracing the group with a little tune. (Set in MtP-universe.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Sirius B.
Figure Twelve by beachLEMON reviews
So, you guys want different, eh? Well, take this. Head Boy. Head Girl. Perfect couple. Unless they are each other's poison. DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ode to Fornever by mysticVigil reviews
Brief angsty ditty from the POV of George, years after Hogwarts, years after he’s lost touch with his best friend. Language, onesided twincest. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2003 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Kissing Booth by Marionette reviews
Draco, Hermione, and a kissing booth. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Marry, or Die! by smashing sugar reviews
‘You are all I never wanted,’ she thought. ‘The feeling’s mutual,’ he thought. “And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!” ‘Noooo!’’ they thought. RATING CHANGED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,270 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Hogwarts Paranoia by Mi reviews
Now complete! Maraudertime, fourth year: Black and Snape are staying at Hogwarts over Christmas. Home alone. Paranoia ensues. Featuring: James Potter and Lucius Malfoy. And what's the square root of 327 anyhow?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Cheating the System by Liebling reviews
‘But maybe it isn't supposed to be fair. It's a sick and twisted definition of justice . . . but at least it's justice.’ Draco&Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Draco M.
Anathema by Midnight Strike reviews
He was her curse, her love, her enemy... (Lily/Snape)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Within This Room by zarah joyce reviews
It all began when Draco proposed to Hermione the night before they graduated. It also ended everything. And now, five years later, they meet again... a one shot fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's not easy, being a badass by disco biscuit reviews
Draco tries to impress Hermione with his badassness. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blasted Muggle Contraptions by heysweet reviews
"I don’t need people, alright? I certainly don’t need you of all people. End of story. So you can look as pretty as you want and attempt to outsmart me, but I don’t necesssarily think you’re lovely and I’m not admitting to anything.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Midnight by the Weasley Watch by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. Ron Weasley makes up his schoolwork, and actually thinks for a change. Snape gets some Christmas presents he doesn't expect. The old game is over, but a new one is just beginning. Please read and review. And thanks to you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,121 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 183 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Teaching Qualities by Mi reviews
Latest issue of Snape-McGonagall bickering! Neville Longbottom is rewardingly caught between exploding cauldrons and everybody's favourite rivalling teachers trying to Make A Point. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Fly Away by Dahlia reviews
A set of 3 vignettes, in which Hermione deals with the aftermath of the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2003 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Contortionist's Pussyfoot by She's a Star reviews
Lucius Malfoy, as we all know, is capable of some downright evil deeds. But no one ever expected...this. Includes a horrified Narcissa, a rather rowdy Dumbledore, and a Dark Lord who just wants his mummy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Lucius M., Albus D.
Dubious Honour by Gerri reviews
Short, simple story. When Voldemort's demise brings about another Boy Who Lived, Draco suddenly realises that there are things about that title which no one actually says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mr. Storyteller by Silvia Kundera reviews
Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood. Marcus sits down and plays his hand again and again. And it's fairly obvious how much I love them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/19/2002
Anything's Better Than Trelawney by Dahlia reviews
Response to the Bachelor Challenge on WIKTT Snape along with other yummy men is auctioned off for charity. Surpisingly, he's not too pleased about it. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Butter and Pigtails by Silvia Kundera reviews
In which we have boys crushing and kicking, and it's just so cute I almost can't take it. (Harry/Draco)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Snape Gets Harry! by Dragoon-sama reviews
This story is set sometime in Book 5. Harry's at it again. Snape's office has been broken into, and Snape knows who did it. It just goes to show that maybe Snape should be worried about everyone -other- than Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stuck in the Muddle With You SSG 2 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Nothing really changes... Although the Slytherin Study Group really wishes that it would! A sequel to
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Stuck Slytherin Study Group 1 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Short silliness involving several stymied Slytherin students, including one Severus Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Draco and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Day by DangerMouse reviews
Whole title: "Draco Malfoy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day." A parody of the old children's book. Draco isn't having a very good day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2001 - Draco M.
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The Perfect Match reviews
Nothing gets to Oliver quite like Quidditch does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Imagine Me, Imagine You reviews
The world's too big to know everything about everyone, & it's too small to hide in your own corner of it, avoiding people you'd rather not see again. Different circumstances throw a group of unlikely people together.No pairings for now, may change later o
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Severus S.
Mind Games reviews
It's been three years since Logan left, and a lot can change. The older students have grown up, and are in training to become full-fledged X-men, while pursuing or training for future careers as well. L/M rated T for saftey, although its probably K
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Premonitions and Polyjuice reviews
Polyjuice. What a queer little potion. It plays on the shallowness of ourselves, and how little we really know each other. Set in the last year of Hogwarts, and not all the way HBP compliant. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/19/2006
Meant to bleed reviews
they knew theyd never be together, because from the beginning, it was them against the world. What they didnt know is that the world has some secrets of its own. NLPP, HGDM, RWMB, BZSB, GGLL, HAHP. Stories as quirky as the room that brought them together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Pansy P., Neville L.
