What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.

"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi

He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

Jaune Arc's life was as normal as the next guy's. He attended college, he had a job, and he had friends like any other boy his age, but all of that changed when he took in an injured black cat. STATUS: DISCONTINUED

Jaune Arc did not expect having his life saved by an angel, he did not expect being made an actual Huntsman by that angel, and he ESPECIALLY did not expect becoming her husband. STATUS: DISCONTINUED

The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.

A darker retelling of the story from the huntsman's point of view. The huntsman is forced to apprehend a fugitive, but he has no idea what kind of effect this will have on his life and the lives of all those in the kingdom. Who is this girl and why is she so important to The Black Queen?

Meryl is caught between a rock and a hard spot trying to figure out how to "take care" of Knives. Oh, Vash is there alright, but doesn't have a clue. Is it "kill or be killed?" How will Vash handle Meryl's decision? How will Knives? Post-anime, manga bits

Jaune's seven sisters are possessed by the swords passed down the Arc family lineage and it is now up to him to save them.

Jaune was unnoticed for three years, and that's how he liked it. He stayed invisible and inconspicuous despite his talents and family's urging. Final year at Signal High and it seems like it'll be the same, at least until that prodigy had to be the younger sister of the most popular girl in school decided to latch on to him -of all people- and drag him into the open. ADOPTABLE

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

(AU) What laid in wait past Anti-Thesis? A choice. What lay in wait past the choice? Consequences. A future...with who? Decisions, decisions, some not up to me, show me the truth, what I'm meant to be... (Rated M for adult content)

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

Bonds that last a lifetime are hard to come by, but sometimes you just meet that right person that fits you perfectly in every way. And then you grow up together. And then you grow old together. Sometimes even together-together. Either way, it's one hell of a ride. Co-Author: TheWindWakersDream. Cancelled.

Jaune has made it into Beacon and now finds himself the leader of his own team; JSPR. Dark events lie in store at the hands of team CRME, can Jaune and his friends stop them? And how will the hapless knight react when two of his own team emerge as contenders for his affections? Cover art by the talented; Demonswolvesandpianos

Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake

Shinji and Asuka are college roommates, but will their fear of the potential consequences of a relationship stop them from taking the one chance they both so desperately want to take? COMPLETE

John Shepard has only one truth left. That the cycle must be broken no matter the cost. The price will be more than anyone should have to bear but the prize is the future, for those he cares for and for all life in the galaxy.

10 years after the end of the 4th Grail War, Angra Mainyu draws forth warriors from different realms to battle once more with every intention of returning to life. How? Raise 15 Servants! Now Shirou, Saber, and company must challenge opponents old and new in this nightmare, all while a new foe watches with interest. Remember, Death is inevitable to all, but Fate can be redirected.

Mankind has survived its crucible, and while scarred and changed by the Ethereals, they advance into the cosmos. The galaxy beyond is a place of wonder and terror, of wealth and strife. Amid the threats and opportunities, both within and without, XCOM remains vigilant. Mass Effect/XCOM/Eclipse Phase/FEAR/Destiny fusion.

In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.

Jaune's a normal guy, if his older brother wasn't a professor hell bent on making his life hell, if he didn't stumble across grim-reaper wannabe red riding hoods weapon fetishest, if he didn't find himself forcibly pressed into Beacon Academy by said brother, and if he wasn't raised in the countryside. [Discontinued] Currently being rewritten as "The Gamer's Arc"

A bit of JaunexYang since RWBY Story Maker say there is just to few of these. Might be a one-shot or an actual multi-shot fic depending on the reviews. This summary is terrible and I know it. I am just really tired so sorry, anyway enjoy. I guess it's more romance, I might add humor and other genres later... Heh I am rambling, as I said enjoy! Cover made by AoNeko90 on Deviantart!

After a chance encounter, Coco finds herself involved with everyone's favorite goofy blonde. Is this the start of an interesting friendship, or maybe something more.

Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)

Failure. Clumsy. Useless. Weak. Things they used to describe him as. But they will all be washed away. Like Tears in the rain.

Simple words. A friendly smile. It's easy to get people to trust you. All that's left is ... attending class.

Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.

Jaune was ready to die when he fell off the cliff, he was tired of the war his life had become. Of course when he fell and was offered a second chance he took it. But in typical fashion, Jaune got tricked as he failed to clarify one thing: HOW FAR BACK HE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO GO! AU of Jaune Arc's Pain! Swearing! Time Travel fic! Troubled, Grimm, Powerful, and Skilled Jaune!

Even in the dark, Keep moving forward... for them … for her. Pairing: Lancaster

We change. We grow. We live. We fight. We love. But, we will always stick together because we're the socially awkward. Pairing: Lancaster

Jaune takes some advice from Ren, and chaos soon ensues when the girls start taking an interest to the blonde boy. Romance and Humor. Featuring Teams RWBY and JNPR as well as a few others. (That's right, we're back)

When Faux-Professor Jaune Arc wasn't busy pretending to be teacher, or dealing with Team RWBY sneaking into his rooms... or with Roman demanding favours. He was busy living the life of a teacher at the illustrious Beacon Academy. A spin-off series to professor Arc. Comedy/Parody

Weiss dropped the milk.

AU-Arriving at the prestigious Beacon University, transfer student Jaune Arc is ready to transform himself into the amazing stud he's always wanted to be. However a run in with the three most dangerous and powerful vixens of Vale City propels him into reluctant servitude. But as the days of his sentence draw to a close, he finds himself unable to abandon his new found loves.

A Hunter. A leader. A teammate. A Brother. He's all of these things. But now, he's stuck teaching brats. Dammit all... Summary at final chapter.

Jaune goes into Vale to go shopping. Yang goes along out of boredom- and gets a bit more up close and personal with his parents than she intended when she gets involved in the runaway's family reunion.

A collection of smut, containing many pairings. Goes with my other collection 'Love Comes In Colors I Can't Deny.' Cancelled.

Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)

Jaune Arc was the descendant of heroes who never had an honest chance to be a Hunter. Jaune was just a common criminal who never had a choice in the matter. Falls from grace are never elegant, and Jaune's is no different. A story told in shorts, with an emphasis on 'short.' Now complete.

Yang starts to hang with Jaune more, and slowly both learn more about each other, as feelings they didn't had before starts to grow inside them. During the next seven days, they will go from friends to lovers, while learning certain things are not as complicated as they think.

The Dawnguard questline from Skyrim, with RWBY characters, and a few different conversations and moments, just to keep things fresh.

It always seemed really suspicious to me how easily Team RWBY and Team JNPR managed to get paired up with extremely compatible partners despite how random the team selections actually were. This is my short theory to how the teams were actually created.

Jaune left Beacon for a SAHD life. It's not a step down by any means: Jaune may have failed to graduate as a Hunter, but he totally passes as a Stay At Home Dad. Behold the highest tier of manhood where badasses fear to tread: managing the home front. A series of shorts about Jaune and the lady of RWBY/JNPR that is the mother of his children. (Not a harem. Parallel fics on a theme)

"I was just looking to get a date. Was that so much to ask? Apparently so because the girl I wound up getting a date with wasn't even a real person. I only found that out too late, now I'm already involved. Oh well, I suppose as the saying goes: In for a penny, in for a pound." First-person: Jaune. Two-shot.

Repeat. Loop. Again. Only for you. Only for them. Keep going back for them. Each and every one of them. It doesn't have to be perfect. But it has to have them. Pairing: Lancaster

Jaune isn't really what she's looking for, but he's there, so what the hell, right? What's the worst that could happen?

Silly title, serious story. Even to this day, Ruby is haunted by the death of her mother...but maybe with a little help from Jaune she can finally start to move on. Lancaster One-shot.

Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.

When the leader of OSG makes a deal with a certain Wizard Marshal to fix one of his many mistakes, he and his reluctant comrade will find themselves stuck in another world; lives tied to a white-clad magical girl as they face great trials against great friends and foes. What will come of this meeting? What difference can Knights of Shadows and Justice make to a White Devil's life?

Sometimes just a bunch of drinks, girl problems and a curiosity can create new bonds.

Penny has lived a long life, past her family, friends, and even their descendants. Its been so long and now, she can finally rest and catch up with old friends...

Jaune had always wanted to fly, metaphorically speaking. What he did not know was that the gravity of reality would inevitably bring him down.

Just a Jaune and Neo story to help me get back into Huntress in Gamindustri. Neo runs into Jaune at the store or more like tackles him to the ground.

Something More under the Lanterns in the Sky.

"And his music…it's colourful again. It's beautiful, it's radiant…and some of it, he plays for you, and only you. But sometimes, he plays for me, and only me. And if you hadn't passed through his life that year…none of that would have happened. None of it." Multi-generational epilogue fic. Has lots of KouseiXEmi but with plenty of focus on other characters too. Rated T to be safe.

Follow Jaune, Pyrrha, and Ruby through their first year at Beacon and watch them grow as fights and experiences come to past. All is not well, but not is all dark, passions and violence appear at any moment without warning, and both good and evil build up in a race against each-other for an inevitable clash. Includes: All warnings apply. I do not own RWBY. First part in a series.

Feeling guilty for all the lies, trusting that he's earned his place, Jaune resolves to tell his friends the truth. No matter how emasculating it is. That's kind of the point, though, and the crew will never look at the boy the same way again because, well-

Maybe one day he'll be everything she ever wanted in life. But today is not that day.

Jaune Arc is attending Beacon with his friend Yang Xaio Long, adoptive sister Blake Belladonna, acquaintance/friend Weiss Schnee and his rival Cardin Winchester. Hormones rage as the four friends are put on the same team and explore the new found world of love. Rated M for playful swearing, possible violence or sexual situations.

There are nights that go by so quick. Or so slow. Some nights are just crazy, wacky, and fun. Other nights leave you burnt out and crying. But hopefully, maybe, this night would be a night to remember.

Nothing unusual ever happened Saturday morning in the Xiao Long-Arc house hold. Except maybe that one time. Oh yeah, and that one with the flour sack. And then there was that other time when...Okay, maybe some unusual things happened on Saturday mornings in the Xiao Long-Arc household.

We all know Raven (Yang's evil twin). Now imagine if Yang and Raven were actually twins separated at birth when Yang's mother left. She left and took Raven with her but later realized that she wouldn't be able to raise Raven so she left her on a certain family's doorstep. (This was the bad story idea I was talking about).

Beacon Academy's annual New Years Dance is coming up and Jaune decides to ask a certain someone. But did he ask the wrong girl?

It's hard to deliver simple message to a house full of eccentric sisters. It's even harder when a certain blonde brawler is sitting on your lap, teasing you. Harder still is it to know exactly what the blonde brawler is planning by making everyone go to your house for new years. CHAPTER 2 IS AND UPDATE CHAPTER. ABANDONED!

It wasn't that Weiss was totally unhappy with her team. After all, she had the famous Pyrrha Nikos fighting alongside her, and Ruby seemed to have more than a fair amount of combat skill. It was just that Team JPWR would be much more efficient, had Ruby not been made leader, and a certain Jaune Arc was absent from the team. That was just her opinion, of course.

Jaune Arc, the resident goof ball of Beacon Academy. He never saw himself as the centre of any major story, but more of a side character. He failed to realise that every hero has their own light they follow for guidance, and that he would one day be this light for the few who would save the world. [A story inspired by Exvnir's picture titled 'Injuries', co-written by Exvnir]

Jaune is pretty much a stud in the RWBY fanfiction. So here's a collection of one-shots featuring him paired with each of the girls (around his age) in the RWBY universe. 12 - Coco [Cover art from the Valentine card]

Being from a family of heroes, Jaune had long ago realized that heroism wasn't all it was cracked up to be. It was just plain sense to take a safer course in life. Unfortunately, nobody bothered to tell him that the world just didn't make sense. Inspired by the Ciaphas Cain series of Warhammer 40K. (pairings undecided)

Blake is a masochist, Jaune a sadist. Watch what happens when the two of them start going out and learn this about each other, and continue to watch as Pyrrha figures it out too. *BONDAGE SMUT*

Throughout her childhood, Blake has heard her mother's wisdom on how to win a man's heart: through food. Taking those words to heart, Blake realizes the true secret to making a delicious meal is cooking with someone you love. For the /r/RWBY Monthly Fanfiction Contest: November.

Jaune goes out for the night to relieve some stress, but his boring night changes dramatically when he comes across a smiling, silent girl...

Our loveable heiress reacts to various fanfictions and the tropes within them. Rated T for themes, implications. Some crossover elements in later chapters. Parody, crack, OOCness of certain characters. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. RnR! Chapter: The Great Antic War Finale! "We'll break through the heavens and all that stands before us!" NOT TAKING RVB REQUESTS. COMPLETE.

Weiss and Ruby are both in love with Jaune, how do they fix their problem? With good old fashioned polyamory of course.

Mercury and Emerald had run off somewhere, leaving an exhausted Cinder to arrive at the dance alone. She waits by the punch bowl enjoying the party, next to a certain Jaune Arc.

In over his head, past his depth, Shinji Ikari has spent the past five years fighting giant monsters in death battles across the galaxy. Aided by his space turtle adoptive father, the alien tsundere with a shotgun, her mad scientist mother, and his giant robot mom. Story of his life.

Ruby is awkward, Jaune is also awkward. When you end up putting the two in the same bed hilarity ensues. Especially when one doesn't know the other is there. Ruby/Jaune. Now a three shot due to popular demand. If you like or don't mind Rose Arc then read and review please, but if not then carry on. Constructive criticism is appreciated.

It's been five years since the last Grail War. In that time, Shirou Emiya has lost much, but in return gained a new family and a dream: To become a hero of justice, just like his father. And while he will find that the path to that dream is not one easily reached, he will also realize that he will not be alone in it either. "Welcome to OSG, Shirou." (Side-story to F:ZS).

As the new White Fang's first act of retaliation, they have kidnapped 12 year old Weiss Schnee. She is taken deep into Grimm infested forests where they come across a young blonde boy with dreams of heroism and a strong sense of justice. Weiss/Jaune [Indefinite Hiatus]

The Fourth Holy Grail War has begun. However, Angra Mainyu has decided to replace some of the Servants with more... interesting characters. Now, Servants, old and new, must battle for the Grail in a war unlike no other. Perhaps, for some, fate can be changed. Inspired by The Infamous Man's Fate: Zero Sense. (Now with its own page on TvTropes!)

Tomoya has been left emotionally scarred by the tragic death of his late wife, spending almost an entire year in agony and depression. However, this all changes when he is unexpectedly reunited with an old friend from his high school years. It is a story of life, adulthood, and love. [Alternate Universe/Ending to Clannad After Story]

Teams RWBY and JNPR graduate from Beacon with high marks at the height of the Rise of the Ember Fang. Ozpin sends them along with Team LADS to kill the leaders, ending in tragedy for each team. Jaune and Yang find themselves driven together through the sharing of the grief. A bit Angsty, Tragic and Humorous.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

What if Godou was a strange person like all the other Campiones? An AU rewrite of Campione! [Strong and Strange Godou] [Not so Canon Authorities] [Not so Canon Details] (Written in Chapter Alternating PoVs of the Female Cast)(Aiming for Cameos) [Action/Comedy/Fantasy/Friendship/Romance/Supernatural/Harem]

Yeah, you read that right. Yeah, you wish you had thought of it first. Yeah, this is a pretty unhelpful summary.

Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...

As their high school terms draw to a close, Tsukune must finally make a difficult decision... Unable and unwilling to make a rash and decidedly uneducated choice, he comes up with a somewhat unconventional method for choosing his girlfriend. It's every girl for herself! Rated M just to be safe... My first-ever published fanfic... Hope you enjoy! *Epilogue Chapter Uploaded!*

Post-UBW Good. Rin Tohsaka's first ever anniversary is rapidly approaching, and she has a few big problems. First, how does one get an anniversary present for the King of Knights? Second, if one's chosen present is stolen by one's evil rival from Finland, how far should one go to get it back?

In this pseudo-sequel to 'Behind Closed Doors', the great King Arthur prepares for war with her noble knights. Unfortunately, Lancelot has a minor surprise for everyone, including himself...

Deep beneath the prison block, two holders of the title Kenpachi duel, and an ancient warrior falls to a mortal wound on the sword of her true successor... sorta. Warning: Spoils recent manga events and doesn't even feel guilty after.

Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

Rin does not get sick often. And when she does, she does not take it well, much to the dismay of her beset-upon Archer. But still... there really should be a LIMIT to just how badly a little cold should be taken. Written for Elf. Hi, Elf!

For years, the similarities between Lutecia Alphine and Servant Rider have been noted, and for years they have left the masses confused. Now... now, an explanation has finally been found. It involves, as all great explanations do, vodka. Lots of vodka. (Co-written with RadiantBeam)

A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.

Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate...

The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.

Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

The Angels are gone. Now what? Twelve years after the end of the First Angel War, and five years after the end of the Second, several people have to find a way to answer that question. Now matter how much it could hurt them.

Those who fight monsters must look to themselves that they not become monsters, for when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back into you. For Zenkichi, his response to monsters was always a little different.

The thoughts and moments of Marche, Mewt, and Ritz the morning after they came back.

Tsukune Aono, wizard extraordinaire, has a mission: Attempt to prove that peace between the hostile Youkai and magic communities is possible. The only way to achieve this? Attend a boarding school for monsters.

Even though the Collectors have been defeated Shepard and the crew of the Normandy aren't safe. An old enemy waits in the shadows, one armed with something far more dangerous than a gun: knowledge.

Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.

Tsukune Aono: not human, but not a monster, either. Does he pretend to be human? Pretend to be a monster pretending to be human, pretending to be a monster? What? - Final chapter is now up. That's a wrap!

Since WH40k is not Grimdark enough, why not make it even more Grimdark? Cue in the Sailor Senshi. It is more crazy than it sounds. Not a crack fic. Formatted Chapters, now finally working on , too; Chapter 9 displayed as 10 contains new content.

Flynn had been looking forward to a carriage ride with Rapunzel, but when the day actually comes it doesn't go quite as he expected.

Twelve years after a boy rejected Godhood, the man he became finds his life no less complex. The world is better, perhaps. And perhaps, he is happier. But, is it necessarily a safer world? And does he have a place in it?

After getting drunk at a party after the 12th Angel, Shinji and Asuka wake up... married! This could get messy...

Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...

15 years after the Angels have been defeated, Shinji Ikari is invited to a reunion party. While reminiscing with old friends and colleagues about his life after NERV, an unexpected guest causes him to reflect on his decisions in a whole new light...