A collection of FAKE drabbles to go with my Torchwood drabble collection. They'll probably be mainly Dee/Ryo and I've rated the collection T to cover anything I might write. If you've read any of my Torchwood drabbles, you'll know I live for variety and anything goes, though my writing is primarily on the fluffy side.

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

While exploring planets out on the galactic rim, Ianto and Jack find themselves in a peculiar situation. Written for Prompt 148: Aftertaste at anythingdrabble. Set in my 'Ghost of a Chance' 'Verse.

Dee and Ryo prepare to renew their marriage vows in front of all their friends. Written for Challenge 192: Renew at beattheblackdog. Set after Like Like Love.

continues from A Royal Life ... we now see Ianto and Jack settled as Kings, two little ones and everythig is great...right? Sweet Cora was from a family who only agreed to a treaty due to the marriage. With her and her husband dead it is in peril. Can Ianto fix things while Jack tries? If you've not read A Royal Life you will not get this.

What happened to Moses after Estelle died? What became of the poor old fluff? What if Ianto took pity, what if there was more to this story and in this Alt Verse we find Ianto was much, much more than he let on. What if ... Ianto knew Estelle too?

Meriel comes home from university for the summer to a very enthusiastic welcome from her family. Written for fic promptly. Nosy-Verse.

The weather has improved and everyone's priorities seem to have shifted. Nosy-Verse ficlet written for the Stop! Challenge at getyourwordsout.

Aliens are attempting to invade earth yet again, but in this case, maybe it's not such a bad thing. Written for Challenge 186: Invasion at beattheblackdog.

When Owen decides to have a few beers at work after a rough day, one of the Hub's resident aliens winds up getting sloshed too. Written for Prompt 010 – Overindulgence at fandomweekly.

After a few busy months aboard the Happy Wanderer, Jack decides it's about time he and Ianto had a long vacation somewhere peaceful where they can relax. Written for Challenge 141: Beach at beattheblackdog. Set in my 'Ghost of a Chance' 'Verse.

On an outing to the countryside, Nosy the Fluff imagines itself a pioneering explorer, and a native guide. Written for Challenge 149: Pioneer at beattheblackdog.

This is it, Andy's probationary period is over and he's about to find out whether or not he'll get to remain on the team. For DottyWho, who wanted a sequel to my fic 'Probie'. Here it is, at last.

Keeping their relationship quiet is proving even more difficult for Dee and Ryo now that Bikky is so famous. Written for Prompt 551: Spotlight at slashthedrabble. Set after Like Like Love.

Rhiannon wants to see Ianto and Jack's new home… She's not at all prepared for the revelation that they have a pet. Written for Challenge 241: Green at fan flashworks. Nosy-Verse.

When the orphanage's washing machine breaks down, Dee and Ryo go to Mother's aid. Set after Like Like Love.

Jack and Ianto are preparing for their new role; that of ambassadors for earth. First they'll need transport… Nosy-Verse Ficlet. Written for Prompt 107: Bridge at anythingdrabble.

Nosy likes its new home and new friends, but it has yet to learn how to communicate with the humans. Maybe Ianto will help. Written for Challenge 151: Talk at beattheblackdog.

So this is another little side story to distract myself when chewing a chapter in another story. Brose1001 is the recipient of this one as I think it will tickle. So ... Jack is the cousin to the prince... he is just a duke and allowed to wed his male sweetheart as the crown will never be his ...oops. Snigger. Couldn't help myseslf. Love you all, especially crumbly cakes xxxxx

The on-going tale of life, love, and adventures of the immortal duo and regular companions to the Doctor , Ianto Jones and Captain Jack Harkness. Starts after "Children of Earth" and mentions "Miracle Day." Features characters from both Torchwood and Doctor Who.

It's a normal night at the Hub, until Ianto comes across something that would be anything BUT normal, anywhere other than Torchwood. Written for Amnesty at fan flashworks, using Challenges 94: Footwear, 72: Lost and Found, and 61: Transformation. First of a series.

Set in my 'Ghost of a Chance' 'Verse, this one follows on from 'Leaving Home'. Ianto is starting to adjust to his new life as co-owner of a cargo ship. Written for Challenge 66: Ship at beattheblackdog.

Nosy-Verse ficlet. Something occurs to Ianto that he'd never thought about before, leaving him puzzled. Written for Prompt 93: Wear at anythingdrabble.

William and his friends come across an injured alien, and what had been a very ordinary Saturday might just change their lives forever. Written for Challenge 104: Kindness at fan flashworks,. Also for Challenge 14: Reverse Fandom Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. at ficlet zone, using 'The Good Samaritan'.

in which Ianto,Tosh and Owen aren't dead.Janto

Dee and Ryo's favourite watering hole is being put up for sale, marking the end of an era. Written for Challenge 239: Bar at fan flashworks.

Something has fallen to earth, so it's Torchwood's job to find it, but that's just the beginning of the story. Written for fan flashworks Challenge 145: Metal. This one's three parts.

Working for Torchwood is always dangerous, and there are dangers aplenty inside their own base. Written for Challenge 107 – Prayer at beattheblackdog.

Ianto has been trying to catch the alien lizard for months, to no avail. Sequel to 'Peep'. Written for Challenge 119: Small at beattheblackdog. For FranArian who wanted more about Peep.

Takes place after "Aftermath". Josh Gates really had no idea what he was getting into when he approached Torchwood for a job...let alone that the Loch Ness Monster actually existed, and was an alien creature to boot. And that he would be called in to help when she got sick. A sick lake monster? How was this his life now?

Getting a tour of the Hub wasn't enough for Ianto's sister; now Rhiannon wants to meet the rest of the people he works with. Written for Challenge 129 – Conniving at beattheblackdog. Sequel to my fic 'Hub Tour'.

When Jack finds Ianto wandering the lower levels of the Hub on Christmas Eve, he wonders if the Welshman is hiding another secret.

Four somethings that a newly-wed must have to be happy.

The Rift has brought a lot of weird and sometimes wonderful things Torchwood's way, but even by their usual standards, this one is a bit out of the ordinary.

Hollow-seen is the Candy God's birthday and the time of the Candy Killer is here but the hollowed out punpkin head of Jaquiline must protect them and their candies. Owen's excitement is catching but how far will they take the madness? Love my crumbly cakes xxx

The Happy Wanderer is drifting, powerless, in space. Jack and Ianto must figure out what's wrong and fix it, but they're in for an unpleasant surprise. Written for spook me 2018, using Torchwood, Monster From Space.

Bikky's cat may be gone, but some part of her has never left. Set years after Like Like Love. Written fir fic promptly.

Torchwood is blessed to have access to the perfect source of warmth on a cold day. Written for a prompt at fic promptly. Nosy-Verse.

Ianto's journey as he strugles to gain control of his powers and become the leader his people will need, luckily he has Jack at his side. *Gwen bashing*

There are 2 weddings coming up (Rose then Rhia) with Jack in excitement mode at the prospect of the parties and the traditional wedding of the Blu-Man-Chu people on their home planet while Ianto is trying to keep separate from the madness. Let's not underestimate Jack though ... or Lolly Bum (7) ... Logan (2.5) ... oh, did I mention John Hart?... Alt Verse ...Love my Crumbly xxx

Jack's Coat is acting very out of character; what on earth is the matter with it? Written for Amnesty Week at beattheblackdog, using challenges 23: Explanation, 39: Black, and 58: Temper.

A fantastic discovery in China will change the Jones Clan forever...especially one member, whose life will be disrupted in the most wonderful of ways. Takes place after "Vengeance".

Like every other member of the Torchwood Team, Nosy the Fluff is never off duty. Written for Challenge 204: 24 Hours at fan flashworks.

There's something buzzing around the Hub; what could it be? Written for Prompt 49: Buzz at anythingdrabble.

Ianto should have known it was a bad idea to let Jack accompany him on the lunch run… Written for Lady Emma Wentworth, who requested a sequel to my fic 'Cardiff Heatwave'. It's only taken me two years... Anyway, hope you enjoy it!

Jack is thrilled to finally get his hands of a very impressive piece of tech developed by Torchwood One. AU set pre-Torchwood Season One. Possible spoilers for Spoilers: Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts/Doomsday.

Carley is gonna turn 3 and Dylan is the Host. Who will he invite and how will the family adjust to the little one's decision to include Grandy in this drama. There is alot of murky water under the bridge the babies do not understand ... can Ianto draw a line?

Jack and Ianto travel to the oldest planet in the universe. Written for Prompt 37: Continuously at anythingdrabble. Set in my 'Ghost of a Chance' 'Verse.

The Kats are now fully grown, on their own adventures and the last one...Katylyn is about to get married. Alot of upheval is happening as Ianto sees he must take on a new role in the lives of his family. Autumn's thoughtless words have splintered the clowder and they have all come back together for Kaylee's spcial day...well...if Rem turns up at all. Ianto misses being a Tadda.

When there's an electrical problem in the Hub, Jack is certain he can fix it without professional help. Written for Challenge 105 – Current at beattheblackdog.

Ianto likes looking at the rainbows in the puddles on the road. Written for fic promptly.

There's a rumour going around that Ianto has been seen out on the town…

So Idris wants a closer look at those children, and to see if his friend is truly happy...even if it means a little mini coniption for Ianto beinging Jack into the world he hides. And what of that Master Tailor. Jack learns more about this man he loves every day and as their love settles to a wonderful comfort, we start to see the little boy Ianto was too. ALT VERSE

You are all so bossy calm donw, here is the next instalment LOL ...Lorenzo has an antercatio at school with the rivals and the aftermath gets a bit...out of hand. Come see how quickly things can esculate when there are intelligent children guided by their loving Taddy...you wil need to get omfortable, those chairs can be hard in the cafeteria. Alt Verse

Ianto is still trying to come to terms with what happened with Lisa, the terrible guilt that eats at him like rats. Owen doesn't know how to help and the rest of the team don't seem to notice. Only Owen knows their tea boy is damaged beyond a plaster's healing power. He doesn't feel worthy to be here anymore. What an empty feeling that is.

Ianto knew this was not going to be easy, training can always involve tantrums and tears... and that's just the daddy. Carley has finally met her match as her loving Taddy prepares her for being a Grup and I can tell ya ... she is a rebel.

A set of one sentence ficlets. Various characters, set anywhere from the start of the manga to beyond Like Like Love. Written for one sentence only. I have shamelessly abused commas, semi colons, and sentence structure to turn these out, but it was so much fun I may even do it again!

So Dylan had a new friend and it is forming a wege between the boys. Ianto is trying to help without smothering but it is a hard situation when each child has a different version of what happened. Does Dylan still want to be Enzo's friend or has SHE ruined everything? Ianto has to talk softly and be ready to swing a big stick as he tries to let them grow as brothers. ALT VERSE

Lorenzo is about to turn five, his brother sees a chance to show he is not only his bestest brother in the whole verse but hopefully show the family he is the best party planner. Of course... the original Party Gangsta is helping him acheive his dream, like he always does.

Proud parents Jack and Ianto are taking their baby daughter out into the big wide world for the first time ever! Written for Challenge 208: Check at fan flashworks.

Ianto wants the children to be safe and sound while playing, the litle girl a born climber and escaper that might make him go grey otherwise. The children are settling into their own little ways as well as Uncle Andy who is fast becoming the Giver Of All Foodage and threfore revered.

So we have come to the part you have all been waiting for ... time to lock in the family unit so there can be no further efforts to tear them apart. Cue the adoption process that has Ianto ever so quietly having kittens ... and we know he doesn't need anymore of those in the house.

Dylan has never been to space, this will be his first time in a real saceship, a real jump thourgh time and space as Jack and Ianto take the boys to another planet. Lorenzo feels pride in being included as a member of the family and we get to see the more cutthroat side of these two men we know is hidden under their calm fascade. They get what they want.

So the weding is over and now we can focus on what you are all worried about ... Lorenzo. This is the explosion that has been building up and there is nothing more exciting than a Captain in full flight ... well ... maybe with a Tiger flicking his tail too. If you've not read the first parts, this makes no sense. Love my crumblyxxx

So now the wedding and they are going to make it special for their little boy as well as each other. The only cloud apart from Jack's desire to have his mother-in-law there is those babies in that house while the authorities drag the chain. Dylan is unaware of the problems and also determined to be the best best man ever. Alt verse don't like don't read part 7 so read others 1st

Dylan was not invited to a party and the pang of it. Cue the idea of their own party that slowly morphs into a Jack and Owen show of childish porportions as Ianto tries to reason away the urge to put the hose on them and remind them this is for the kids ... you know ... Dyls? The family is more cemented now. Alt Verse. Don't like don't read. Part 6 so read the others first

Ianto and Jack take Dylan to councelling in an atempt to help him understand what happened with his Aunt, also to ensure they have the power to keep her away from their son in the future. Add to this a wobbly tooth and you have another landmark in the life of a little beloved boy. Alt Verse ... fluff and sweet, not one of my killer ones LOL

Dee and Ryo's dinner out is on the verge of being spoiled by the intolerant idiot at the next table. Written for Yahtzee prompt 'Polite' at getyourwordsout. Set after Vol. 7.

Dylan's big day ... gotta have some angst in with the delight right? What will she do to spoit it? How will they react and most importantly... what did Dylan want when he admits himself that he has all his wishes come true to start with? Come see ... this is Alt verse, part 4 of a series and I still love Crumbly cake.

Ianto must serve once more. Jack is left with the children, the estate and the fear as the entire thing is broadcast live. Ianto was born and bred for this, has lived this most of his life but...is he still the soldier he once was?. Logan almost 1 and yet to walk. WARNING NOT EVERYONE LIKES MY WORK

There's something loose in the Hub; can the team catch it? Written for fic promptly.

So, it's Dylan's Birthday at the end of the month but lets not forget Valentine's Day comes first and it might not be something everyone does but apparently Jack is a romantic...so is his son. Come see the next major step in the emerging family unit. If you've not read the first ones, this will not make sense. Alt verse, not canon.

So Christmas is over, will Ianto leave? Did the wish work? You don't really know someone until you have to share your home ... will promises be kept or tempers flare as two strong men try to find a new path forward wide enough for three? Dylan knows what he wants and he just has to show the men the way. The fluff continues.

There's an alien loose in the Hub, no thanks to Jack, and Ianto intends to catch it. How hard can that be? Written for Challenge 85: Peek at beattheblackdog.

Someone has sinned and they must be removed. Who attacked the Harkness-Jones family? How will this impact the family and who is the family member taken out of the game for a while due to the offence? Two years after Green Card, Caden 'Storm' is 2 1/2 and Alice almost 6. If you don't like my Alt Verses don't read. No flamers or Trolls please (sick of those) love Crumbly Cake xxx

Jack Harkness needs someone to care for his son while he finishes his militarial service or he will lose his benefits. Ianto Jones has a child care service that is perfect and if not for that spark that startles them both, it might all work out for little Dylan who has lost his Mama and been rendered mute with shock. Cue the dramas and confusion ...no flamers... love crumblyxxxxx

Torchwood has gone from being a place of dread for aliens to being their first port of call for assistance. Written for Challenge 7: Bug at beattheblackdog.

When Ianto woke up with a very transparent Time Agent in his flat, he knew it would be a long, difficult day. He never thought he'd end up closer to Jack because of John Hart, though.

Ianto spends a great deal of time down in the archives, but he's well aware that he's never completely alone. A Ianto/Tosh friendship fic, written for fic promptly.

Nosy has a problem, but getting help from one of its friends turns out to be a lot harder than it should be. Written for Challenge 57: Scratch at beattheblackdog.

"Lovers don't finally meet somewhere, they're in each other all along." Rumi. A mostly canon soulmate story.

Jack has to get off Boeshane but it's not that easy to get to Old Earth you need a Green Card. His friend Owen left a few years ago and Jack knows it is the right thing to do. Owen knows someone who needs money, Jack has plenty of that, a fake marriage and a year of living with someone, not too hard right? He just hopes this Ianto is friendly. ALT VERSE don't like don't read

So, this one has been in my story folder for a while and I keep going back to it. No idea where it is going but I started it before Lolly Verse so it is one that seems determined to get some air. What if Ianto had one more secret about Lisa?

While over at Ianto's house, Jack finds out that his boyfriend owns a very interesting watch. Jack/Ianto.

A mishandled alien device leaves the whole team with a rather noticeable problem. Some of them take it better than others. Warning: Includes moderate Gwen-bashing, I suppose, and what might be considered Owen-bashing too. I like Owen, but he is who he is.

Ryo's in dire need of a haircut so Dee takes him to meet an old friend of his. Sequel to my fic 'Bikky's Sticky Situation'. Set after Vol. 7. Written for fic promptly.

Sequel to Bond in Cardiff (Ch. 489 of Torchwod Drabble Files). After an unexpected detour to an alternate universe, James Bond returns to his own universe and sets about keeping his promise to the other universe's Ianto Jones. AU, set in Bond's universe (think Sean Connery era, but updated to the present), where Torchwood doesn't exist.

Bikky decides he's missing out and asks for a pet. A bit of fluff, set early in the manga. Written for fic promptly.

Coat and Jack have become casualties again. It's a hard life being Jack's Coat. Written for fic promptly.

Being invited to join Torchwood is Andy Davidson's dream come true, but he hasn't got off to a very encouraging start… Written for Prompt #033 – Jury's Out at fandomweekly.

Owen has made a new and rather strange friend. Written for torchwood fest last year.

Imagine Torchwood, the group of misfits who hunt aliens. Imagine how much danger they put themselves in every day. Then add a child to that pile of worries. And you have a problem.

Aliens are trying to invade Cardiff by seizing control of the Hub. All on his own, Ianto is surprisingly unworried, but then, he knows a few things the invaders don't... A Nosy-Verse fic written for a prompt at fic promptly.

Jack had never been this deep in the bowels on the Hub before. How was he going to find his way back? Written for fic promptly.

Ianto's friend Tosh has signed him up for the TV series Married at First Sight. Ironic as he is blind. Also the single father to a little girl called Lola, pet name Lolly. He didn't know about Tosh's plan, or that it was a man waiting at the end of the aisle. Alt Verse set in the future somewhere. SMUT ANGST ROMANCE If you liked Walter you will like this one too. NO FLAMING PLEASE

Child!Ianto is back. This starts with Lisa's demise and the realisation that Ianto was being controlled by alien tech in his brain that causes brain damage. Jack lovingly nurses Ianto back to health and discovers the level of love between them. Ianto wants a furchild but kitten Valentine is not what Jack expected. He is Catkind.

A hundred kisses between Jack and Ianto. Fluffy Janto drabbles.

After the events of "Cyberwoman" and "Countrycide", Ianto is left emotionally broken. Will Jack be able to put him back together? (Contains Gwen bashing. Gwen fans will probably want to skip this story.)

No Future Without The Past by PCJanto is a story on Fan Fiction that the lovely PCJanto asked me to rewrite with my own weird brain fliter engaged. This was an excellent story and I urge you to go read her origional version, mine has kept to the same storyline. MPREG, Gwen Bashing and a wee boy called Josh are waiting for you. no smut...yet. Maybe in the sequel?

Jack and Ianto are off on vacation, but they're hitting a few minor snags with their luggage... Written for Challenge #162: Suitcase at fan flashworks.

JJ has hurt his back in an accident; Drake finds a way to make him more comfortable. Set after Like Like Love. Written for Prompt # 433 - Thoughtless or Thoughtful at slashthedrabble. This is an extended version of the 500-word ficlet I posted for the challenge.

Snapshots of the Torchwood team during the holiday season, with copious amounts of Janto (it's mostly Janto) and Towen. Fluff.

One minute Ianto is in his office in the Torchwood archives, and then he's not. A crossover between Torchwood and my other favourite fandom, FAKE. Written for a prompt at fic promptly.

The locket that drove Alex to despair and murder gives Jack a chance to prepare for the future. Torchwood will be ready. Don't let the character deaths bother you, this isn't just a CoE fix-it, it fixes almost everything! Written for a challenge at beattheblackdog.

Nosy has come down with a mysterious ailment. Whatever can it be? Looks like it's up to Owen to find out. Written for Challenge 15: Diagnosis at beattheblackdog.

The Sainty Claws monster is obviously a shapeshifter that will break into their house to eat the bickies and drink their milks before taking the pressies the Mouse called Chrissy brought them. If it kills the wee Mouse what of Katylyn? She's so small ya know. They must save the Mouse called Chrissy ...they are Harkness-Jones' ya know! A 3 chap treat for my Meretrixivilix XX

While the life of a Coat can often be boring, it does have its moments. Written for my genprompt bingo square 'Crack Treated Seriously'. Not sure it's serious enough though ;)

Bikky's caught chicken pox, to Ryo's consternation. Set somewhere in the middle of the manga. Written fof fic promptly.

Living in Cardiff was like playing Russian Roulette: no one was safe, but the Rift more often than not dropped off instead of picked up and it was just luck of the draw when those negative spikes appeared and snatched a person away. Takes place after Time Trap.

Jack and the team suffer the devastating loss of one of their own, but is their loss quite what it seems? Written for my genprompt bingo square Character Death. OMG WHAT DID I DO? (But don't worry, it'll be okay, I promise). This one's set in the Nosy-Verse.

Carol's determined to show her support. Set towards the end of the manga. Written for a prompt at fic promptly.

Torchwood London gets a surprise...a displaced time traveller who is the double for a long dead friend. Meanwhile, the Cardiff Hub also plays host to a visitor that is somehow linked to the man in London. Who is he, and what does his presence mean for the timelines? This takes place after "The Breaking" and has Future Series elements.

The 27th Sector is an elite division of Torchwood NY commanded by Dee Laytner and his Second, Ryo MacLean. This is the story of the main squad of the 27th Sector, and a love story of Dee and Ryo.

Torchwood drabbles.

After an email Jack and Ianto go off on a holiday. There was a mix up on my part, chapter one is actually located under chapter 10

Tommy regrets what never he never said. This time he's going say it, even if it's too late.

Work is stressful and Team Torchwood isn't getting into the Christmas spirit. Nosy the Fluff decides that something must be done. Written for the prompt 'A new team member (OC, crossover, other character from show) insists on bringing in some holiday cheer,' at torchwood fest.

Hey guy, FF seems to have broken down. Please post a review on this work, then go check if you can read it. I know it sounds weird, but nothing since the new year seems to post (PM or Review). I have tried with several stories. A new story showed reviews received but when I go in, it says no reviews. This One-shot is for a quick read, Ianto has the same problem ... momentarily.

A collection of drabble inspired by the TW100 Challenge, and other non-challenge drabble.

Ianto is leaving early to meet his date for drinks when the team corners him and demands to know more. He lets Jack handle the fallout. Set at the beginning of series 2. Written for Torchwood Fic Week on Tumblr.

The House of the Dead is destroyed, the Rift closed. What of Ianto? This is the story of Ianto's adventures after he finds himself somewhere he NEVER expected to be. Chapter 1 was written for the recent fan flashworks Amnesty Challenge; future chapters will most likely be inspired by future challenges, Very much a WiP, in that I have no idea what will happen next. Eventual Janto.

The Coat appreciates the level of care it receives at Ianto's hands. I love that the Remix Challenge at fic promptly gave me the opportunity to remix a little ficlet that was written for one of my own prompts by M Findlow.

I'll follow up Ianto and Jack from Countrycide to Meat, trying to picture how their relationship grew to love. Rated M to be safe during mentioning of violence, death and some sex.

Ianto Jones returns to Cardiff to take a position at John Smith's popular restaurant The Hub, where he meets executive chef Jack Harkness.

Nosy does its best to provide comfort for the whole team after a very rough day. Have a very fluffy h/c fic to make up for yesterday's sad one.

Ianto suggests a celebration to mark an important milestone. A little ficlet set in my Curry Club 'Verse and written for the prompt 'Cooking with very warm/hot spices,' at fic promptly. Very mild spoilers for Countrycide and End of Days.

Whatever became of Murray the rat after my fic 'Small Problems? Well, he started a rather unexpected craze among Torchwood's members.

Previously JUMPING JELLYFISH. A week after Ianto came back from his suspension he was hit by a alien device. Spoilers up to S1E4, gwen bashing and preslash

The team run into a spot of trouble one Halloween. Back in 2012, I wrote a Halloween drabble about the Torchwood team getting stranded on the spookiest night of the year; I intended to expand on it at some point, but I forgot. Earlier this yeasr, someone reminded mr, so here it is. Hope you enjoy Torchwood's Halloween Odyssey! There will be 4 chapters.

Various drabbles set in the Torchwood universe. Inspired by badly-knitted. Do not own the characters or settings, not making money off said characters and settings etc. On hiatus

Ianto thought it was just an ordinary shopping trip, but it turned into something he never would have expected. I started writing this way back in 2010; it was to be one of my first fics but I got in a mess and abandoned it. I remembered it again a few months ago while I was writing First Date Nerves and decided to finish it. Hopefully you'll think it was worth waiting for!

A routine retrieval causes some very unexpected problems for Jack and Ianto. My last fic for my cottoncandy bingo card, this is a three-parter written for three seperate promts - Miniatures, Adventure/Quest, and window. That will give me a blackout in my first ever bingo - all 25 squares! Thanks to everyone for their support and encouragement: you rock!

Okay, this is my first ever totally AU Torchwood story, so naturally I chose to write about something I know next to nothing about. Hopefully that won't show too much. Jack Harkness is six-years-old when his family move to Cardiff. New to the school, he tries out for the Nativity play and meets another little boy. There are 7 parts, written for 7 squares on my bingo card.

An artist becomes fascinated by two men she keeps seeing throughout summer as she sketches on the Plass. Written for my cottoncandy bingo square Sketch/Draw. This is a bit different because it's written from an outsider's point of view, but I hope you'll give it a chance. There's plenty of Jack & Ianto towards the end.

It's unseasonably cold and the team need to find a way to stay warm. More fluff, written for the Cuddle square on my cottoncandy bingo card. This one is unbetaed, so if you see any glaring errors, let me know! There shouldn't be any, I'm very careful, but sometimes something really silly gets past me.

Friendships can begin in the most inauspicious circumstances. This is a Ianto/Tosh friendship fic with a background of Ianto/Jack & Tosh/Owen. Written for Janie17, who wanted Ianto/Tosh friendship and curry, LOL! It goes into AU territory from Reset onwards, but without going into detail. Hope you like! Back to the drabbles tomorrow, barring unforeseen circumstances!

Ianto has OCD. Ianto/Jack/Owen.

Jack and Ianto pack up their family for the vacation of a lifetime – travel to the alternate universe, where along with their counterparts' family, they head into that universe's future.

An offhand remark leads Tosh and Ianto into a deeper exploration of head wear. Warning for winter fluff.

Jack 'punishes' Owen for constantly calling Ianto, Tea-boy.

Sequel to Situation Brought Forth. Is it really that hard to follow orders? To Gwen it must be like climbing a mountain. Janto, Badass!Ianto, Gwen-Bashing.

Sequel to Situation Fixed. " There will come a time when you have to stop babying them all, Jack, and let them stand on their own; to accept the responsiblity of what this job entitles." " If I did that and they're not ready, they could get themselves and others killed." Janto, Badass!Ianto, Gwen-Bashing.

After a slight accident in the Hub, the team end up looking after an infant Ianto.

Summary: Nosy and his team rush to save the future from being prevented. Set in Badly-knitted's Nosy-verse.

Gwen believes she can always get her way because she is the heart of Torchwood. That is where she is wrong. Janto, Canon-Rewrite for Meat. Gwen-Bashing.

The boy in Ianto's arms raised his head at the sound of Jack's voice, and turned slowly. He gasped and suddenly pulled away from Ianto, calling in his alien language. Mpreg, 3 deaths (of which only 2 are permanent) and a touch of Gwen-bashing. Enjoy. 2nd in Papa's here universe

"As an old woman living alone, Millie Bramford took quite an interest in the lives of her neighbours. Some would say that she took a little too much interest in their lives..."

The team go to Ealing to collect a dear friend's pet.

Dr. Beckett makes a trans-Atlantic leap into Ianto Jones. What happens when the body leaper meets the intergalactic play boy? Janto

Nosy discovers the delights and otherwise of earth foods. This is the fifth story in the Nosy-Verse.

One of Bikky's teacher assigns his class to write a letter about the best moment of their short life. I think Bikky is about 13 years old.

Jack has big plans for tonight, but he's worried Gwen's going to try to stop him. He knows he's going to have to talk to her, but will he be able to change her? Or is he going to have to fire her? *Gwen bashing*

Jack and Ianto are going to have a baby, but someone at Torchwood isn't happy about it. Disclaimer: BBC retains all rights to these characters; I receive no monetary considerations for my work.

Certain alien-induced problems cases the TARDIS crew makes a time-traveling stop back to Cardiff. The whole Torchwood team, however, tends to arrive en mass, whenever the strange happens. Ianto/Jack. Fifty-second in the "Immortal Janto" series.

Set before Jack's return. Owen sees Ianto falling apart and he knows he can't just watch it happen. He tries to help the only way he knows how, by being himself. Warning for: Self harm, suicidal themes, and snark. AU

AU: Little!Jack has a very important question to ask Yan-Yan on their first Christmas together, a question never-to-be-forgotten that Jack follows up on years later.

AU: As their children get ready for Halloween, Jack and Ianto remember their own Halloween nights together. Little!Janto verse

A collection of mostly "short" stories that I'll post as the Muses hit. All Jack/Ianto. Mostly fluff, but some serious: hurt/comfort, romance. Most rated T. Some chapters more mature themed: smut or violence, not too graphic. Later chapters AU.

Helena Wells has had an interesting life...and a very interesting partner.

When Ianto is injured and gets a blood transfusion, everything changes for most of Team Torchwood. This uses the ridiculous plot device from the MD finale, but has nothing to do with MD. Just me having a little fun with ridiculous.

It's been a week since Ianto came back to work and its clear that he isn't coping. When he falls ill what will the team do? Gwen bashing and a swear word used. by Owen of course

Previously titled 'Playtime'. An accident in the hub leaves Ianto and Rhys trying to fix the problem. Not easy when the rest of the team are a little incapacitated.

Jack and Ianto had been married just over two years when they decide to adopt...

AU: The moment four-year-old Jack Harkness met four-year-old Ianto Jones, he knew one thing; Ianto was his. Prequel to 'The Welsh Groom'

Set in Helen Pattskyn's AU where Jack and Ianto have built a pretty remarkable life with each other, this story explores Jack's instinct when Ianto is badly hurt and what it takes to keep Jack from following that instinct.

A bit over a thousand years had passed and he didn't love Jack anymore.

This is a sequel to Secret Place,where Jack and Ianto secret marriage is reveal during and unforeseen tragedy

Owen think Jack and Ianto are acting strange, recruiting Gwen and Tosh, they turn into amateur spies, who believe Jack and Ianto have been clone

Imogene Jones has always liked weirdness but sometimes even her life was too weird for her. And considering she's an out-of-her-time teenager who works for Torchwood and whose brother-in-law gave birth to her neice and nephew; that's saying something

A surprise rift opening gives the team a sneak preview into the future... No spoilers for any of the series.

AU Ianto had a twin sister who vanished when she was 15. Ten years on and the rift spits out a teenage girl with powerful telekinetic abilities. The team have to help her adjust to her new life in the 21st century. Jack/Ianto and mild Gwen-bashing

Tosh gets pregnant. Surprisingly enough, Ianto's the father and they decide to keep it. Now they have to prepare for the baby's arrival. Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Tosh hinted

An On-Verse story - In which Gwen and Rhys throw a New Years' Eve party, Ianto achieves groupies, and Jack gets jealous.

Report written by: Dr. Owen Harper. Observed: during Torchwood/Unit meeting. Specimens: Captain Jack Harkness and Mr. Ianto Jones. Report commences....

The team's trip to the pub is interrupted by a drunken idiot. Warning this fic includes the use of homophobic language.

Jack discovers he's pregant and Ianto has a brain tumour...

It's Nosy's first night in the Hub. Everyone has left for the night or gone to bed and Nosy is settling in... sort of. This is the sequel to Getting To Nose You, and the third story in the Nosy-Verse.

When dealing with some Weevils, Ianto is injured and ends up in hospital. Set in early second season, this is how Jack and the team react during Ianto's recovery. Yes, he does recover. Rated T for a few references in later chapters.

Jack gets sick after getting bit by an alien. Ianto uses his supreme cuddle skills to keep Jack from having a meltdown.

Ianto finds an orange cat in his bin...Jack has competition on his hands.

Jack and Ianto return to the Hub to introduce their new pet to the team. This follows straight on from Capturing The Beast, so if you haven't read that yet, this will make more sense if you do!

Jack and Ianto go hunting for a monster in the Welsh countryside - with unexpected results.

What happens when one of Sam's leaps brings him into contact with NCIS?

Ianto talks in his sleep. About archives and pterodactyls and carrots but never to Jack. Until tonight. Jack/Ianto

Ianto sees a homeless child on the street and Jack comes up with an idea to help...

Jack and Ianto are married and Ianto throws a House Warming Party...

Ianto is avoiding Jack and Owen is determined to find out why.

The events that lead up to Jack and Ianto's wedding

Life's Revelations #? - Jack and Ianto have their first Christmas in their house with a new arrival and Ianto's family.

During a alien induced heatwave, Ianto faces dangerous consequences.

After Lisa's death, Ianto gets quite the surprise when he learns he has a daughter. How will Haley affect his life? - Unfinished and discontinued.

Jack is running Torchwood Cardiff in the 22nd century. What happens when an alien invasion causes enough damage to threaten that which he holds most dear?

Summary: Christmas morning in the Harkness-Jones household. Set in my mpreg!Ianto verse after Father and The Surprise in the Box. Janto Slash. Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood or any of the characters although Rhosyn and Gwillym are mine.

Ianto gets kidnapped. Will Jack get to him in time before he breaks?

After the events concerning Michael Rivkin, Ziva vanishes. A take on that story arc from Helen Pattskyn's AU. More inside.

First Fic in my Torchwood One Series. For Helen Pattskyn's AU'verse. Lois is cataloguing when something mysterious happens. T for Snogging

It's been a decade since Jack met Ianto, but there's still something not quite right. How will he react though? Next installment in the 'One Accidental Step Further' series, following the Christmas fic. Implied Mpreg. Jack/Ianto, OCs

Tosh is mugged on the way to the Hub and the team rally round to help her.

A mistake of Gwen's gives Jack and Ianto some extra responsibility. Team Torchwood. Jack/Ianto. MPREG mentioned. Gwen bashing, not for Gwen fans. I don't own Torchwood, I wish I did though.

Life's Revelations #? - A few of Ianto's UNIT friends see a new side of Ianto and Cpt Harkness when they come to UNIT demanding changes.

A normal christmas day was never right until traditions were fulfilled. Torchwood intruding and annoying little sisters were just two of Ianto's and he really isn't in the mood for celebrating. This is in the OASF MPreg series, Jack/Ianto

Jack's fussing is over the top, but Ianto's not exactly in a position to stop him. #45 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.

Alien tech is being used to kill Marines. Gibbs is surprised to meet up with Harkness,after so many years, but can the teams work together? I am stunned by the number of people still reading this - thank you

Life's Revelations #? - Jack decides Ianto's due for a break and a bit of a sleep in. So Jack sets out to complete Ianto's morning chores for him, unfortunately things don't quite go according to plan.

Oh, I hate these things! Right...A few months after Exit Wounds, Gwen and Ianto are injured in an incident with a group of Blowfish and Jack finally realises the team can't function without a proper medic. This is his story...

It's the first day of the christmas holidays with a hyperactive three year old and and five year old that's feeling rather attached to his Tad... The lastest in the OASF series, after Accidents Revealed. Jack/Ianto

Jack, Ianto, Gwen and Rhys go out to dinner together and Rhys asks Ianto about his relationship with Jack.

Set during Episode 2x04-Meat. Gwen yells, Ianto turns the tables on her. Warning: not Gwen-friendly.

Ianto's been hurt. They've got him at St Helen's, I have to go there, with Jack out of town..."

For lovers of Jack Harkness here are five of him, all in the same story! Set sometime early second season before Adam.Some Janto but mainly just an adventure in time. NOW COMPLETE

One-shot. Tosh repays Ianto's kindness. Sequel to P.S.

Lydia Jones has finally had enough of her son avoiding her, but after five years there's some things that have changed dramatically for him. Sequel to One Accidental Step Further, but can be read indepentantly if mpreg isn't your thing. Jack/Ianto

One shot. Tosh has a perfect night.

Ianto learns the dangers of being a picky eater. Owen earns his paycheck. Co-writen with Quallianmaghouin.

Bikky has a little accident in the kitchen Dee and Ryo are there to help.