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Joined 02-24-14, id: 5551720, Profile Updated: 09-13-15
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

So I'm writing this mainly for my own entertainment, anyone who wants to please feel free to message me with constructive criticism or thoughts/ideas then please do. Intention is to make regular updates though I'm not promising anything. Likewise, I'll do my best to respond to any messages.

As to my first story, A Bootneck Comes to Play: no, I'm not a Royal Marine though I do have a massive amount of respect for them and all service personnel, so if any real life Royals have pick ups please let me know.

Also, it's a work in progress, so if you spot mistakes, incongruities, etc, please point them out and I'll do my best to improve them.

16/3/14 So basically I hadn't realised quite how short these chapters were, first try and all that. What I'm going to do now is mash them and tweak them all together to make them longer. It's not abandoned, but it may well be worth re-reading once I've rereleased it, which will hopefully be in the next couple of weeks.

1/12/14 As I've had someone PM and ask and I hadn't realised it wasn't clear on here - A Bootneck Comes to Play has been taken down for crimes against literature. Elements of it will feed in to Harry Black.

22/03/15 Back from travels and another chapter is up for Harry Black. If you like what you've read on here, try my original short stories at this link here and let me know what you think.

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I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5602 - Favs: 14,764 - Follows: 16,445 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 11,341 - Follows: 13,442 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4762 - Favs: 13,792 - Follows: 14,954 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 3,776 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 277,162 - Reviews: 5339 - Favs: 8,255 - Follows: 8,933 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter: Whiskey Accident by gne4eva reviews
Why is it when you're drunk you come up with the greatest ideas! Well they aren't really great, especially when your father and his best friend, forget they did this and it comes back to bite you squarely in the ass. Thanks James, thanks Sirius. Marriage is a beautiful thing, when you are aware of it. But what happens when you're 15? HP/NM/AB Response to a whitetigerwolf challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,134 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 4,777 - Follows: 5,728 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 5/18/2013 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Amelia B.] Sirius B.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 5,824 - Follows: 6,408 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5723 - Favs: 17,844 - Follows: 20,724 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 8,877 - Follows: 6,503 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Equilibrium by Surarrin reviews
Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 4,670 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Midnight Blues by Zeitgeist84 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 137,928 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 5,741 - Follows: 6,533 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Disastrous Date by knuckz reviews
Harry knew dating wouldn't be easy. But when he's forced to deal with Death Eaters, dragons, debt collectors, and more on his disastrous date with the dangerous Daphne Greengrass, can he save the day and get the girl? Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harold Holmes and the Case of the Stone by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Potterlock: A case forces Sherlock to face his past and his family, when a child apperates in front of him before a house goes up in flames. Adopting the lad against his better judgement, he learns more about himself than he thought possible. Years later, after bringing an ex-army doctor under his protection, he must stand aside and watch as his son joins Hogwarts. Harmonie.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,119 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sherlock H., John W.
The Magic of Deduction by knuckz reviews
As the truth behind Governor Tom Riddle's treachery rears its ugly head, there has been a death at Hogwarts. The general consensus is suicide, but Dumbledore decides to get a second opinion from an outsider: Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P.
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 5,304 - Follows: 5,116 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 6,781 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Harry Black reviews
On that fateful night in '81, Sirius arrives first, gathers up Harry and takes up his god-fatherly duties, raising Harry with the help of Remus and a nudge from the ghosts of Lilly and James in secrecy before returning to the wizarding world for Harry's third year. Rated M for violence and language. No slash, no definite pairing yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 217,359 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., Neville L., Arcturus B.