Hello my darlings! My name is Sarah, and I'm Canadian. (I feel like that's very important to mention) I love to read and write and bake! They're my life passions and you can always find me doing one of them. I'm in love with everything country, from the boots to the music. Elvis Presley is one of my favourite singers and I enjoy music from the 70s, and 80s. One of my life's goal is to learn the languages of the world.

And lastly, I welcome you all to my profile :) It's full of nonsense and junk, but if you keep scrolling down, you'll hit the jackpot :D Which I'm assuming is the main reason for clicking this link :) I promise they won't disappoint! I just want to send a quick thank you to everyone whose helped me make these stories even more enjoyable, and especially to my betas CrystalCucu-Mariarty and Spirit Quartz. I'm lucky to not only have one, to two amazing women who look over each chapter and make sure that it's good enough for you guys to read! Words can't say how thank you I am!

Okay! Happy reading!

I've recently adopted a Vampire Academy fanfic and I've just posted the first chapter so go check it out! Its been adopted from ShiniRoza and if you are a new reader, I suggest you click on the link below and read the first few chapters written under her because I've started off exactly where she left off.

Here is the link to read the first few chapters!

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Go check them out!!!!

Also, I'm coauthoring a VA fanfic with Jacints called The Little Black Box so here's the link to go check it out! You won't be disappointed!

https://m.fanfiction.ws/s/10518890/1/The-Little-Black-Box

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in more than 2 years.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,

doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),

who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,

who loves and is obsessed with Vampire Academy,

who can express herself better with words then anything else,

and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

Nicole-Lavinia1993, SarahBelikova99

- READ THIS-

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IF YOU COULD READ THAT PUT IT IN YOUR PROFILE

95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!

Life is not about waiting out the storms. It's about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other,

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... I didn't mean to paralyze him, I was introducing him to my baseball bat.

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you do one of these, I do all four...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter or Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, , Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, DemigodWitch96, splitheart1120Blueninjamanga22, MissMe2306, -Bookworm, SRKfangirl, SarahBelikova99

I am the type of person who dances crazy (even if they can't dance) to their favorite song, I am the type of person who stops to see the color of the water at the beach instead of splashing in. I am the type of girl who indulges herself in things people would't think is cool or efficient. I think things deeply, like why can't the we sell things out of our house without a permit. Why can't my friends not look at me weirdly when I do things they don't know? When I express myself I'm weird, but when they do they're perfect. I'm unique, different, and most of ME. I'm not a perfect make-up caked person, I love me.
Copy and paste if true and add your name to the end if that's true for you. -Bookworm, SRKfangirl, SarahBelikova99

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this if you have accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever face planted on anything copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever bumped into a wall copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know you're weird and you're proud of it copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 700 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.

If you cried like a baby through the last chapters of Shadow Kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile.

If you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

If vampires are real, post it.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Vampire Academy series are the best books known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in la la land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, but at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

A strong girl

is one that can smile the next day

when she cried herself to sleep

I am that girl. The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who reads/writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man : May I hold your hand?
Woman : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

Man : I love you and I could die for you!
Woman : How soon?

Man : I'd go through anything for you!
Woman : Great! Let's start with your bank account!

Man : Whats your number?
Woman : Its in the phone book!

Man : But i dont know your name?
Woman : Thats also in the phone book.

Man : Hey, c'mon, we're both here at the bar for the same reason..
Woman : Yeah. Lets go pick up some chicks.

Man : I want to give myself to you.
Woman : Sorry..i dont accept cheap gifts

Man : So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman : Well I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open up your Ipod and go to the song list. 2. Hit shuffle. 3. Write in the title of the song that comes up for question to one, hit next song, fill in that one for 2, and so on and so forth.

Opening Credits: Lessons Learned by Carrie Underwood

Waking Up: Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield

First Day At School: Stay by Florida Georgia Line

Falling In Love: Love Gets me Every Time by Shania Twain

Fight Song: Don't Be Cruel by Elvis Presley

Breaking Up: Over You by Miranda Lambert

Prom night: We're All In This Together by The High School Musical Cast

Life: Change by Taylor Swift

Mental Breakdown: Merry God 'Round by Kacey Musgraves

Driving: Holy Ground by Taylor Swift

Flashback: Beat It by Micheal Jackson

Getting back together: Slow Down by Johnny Reid

Wedding: Speak Now by Taylor Swift

Birth of Child: Follow Your Arrow by Kacey Musgraves

Final Battle: Bless The Broken Road by Rascal Flatts

Funeral Song: Dark Days by The Punch Brothers

Final Credits: I Hold On by Dierks Bentley

You should date a girl who reads.

Date a girl who reads.
Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes, who has problems with closet space because she has too many books.
Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.
Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag.
She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she has found the book she wants.

You see that weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a secondhand book shop?
That’s the reader.
They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow and worn.

She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street.
If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already.
Lost in a world of the author’s making.

Sit down.
She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted.
Ask her if she likes the book.

Buy her another cup of coffee.

Let her know what you really think of Murakami.
See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship.
Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent.
Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.

It’s easy to date a girl who reads.
Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas, for anniversaries.
Give her the gift of words, in poetry and in song.
Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings.
Let her know that you understand that words are love.
Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book.
It will never be your fault if she does.

She has to give it a shot somehow.

Lie to her.
If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie.
Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue.
It will not be the end of the world.

Fail her.
Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax.
Because girls who read understand that all things must come to end, but that you can always write a sequel.
That you can begin again and again and still be the hero.
That life is meant to have a villain or two.

Why be frightened of everything that you are not?
Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop.
Except in the Twilight series.

If you find a girl who reads, keep her close.
When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her.
You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you.
She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.

You will propose on a hot air balloon.
Or during a rock concert.
Or very casually next time she’s sick.
Over Skype.

You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet.
You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes.
She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day.
You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.

Date a girl who reads because you deserve it.
You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable.
If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone.
If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.

Or better yet, date a girl who writes.

― Rosemarie Urquico

from the profile of 'The Lucky Kid'

LIVE

like heaven is on earth

LOVE

like you never been hurt

LAUGH

like no one is listening

SING

like no one can hear

DANCE

like no one is watching

DREAM

like nothing is impossible

SMILE

till your face hurts