Before my ramblings begin I would like to point out for anyone who has a Twitter if they follow me they get a) a cyber hug and a cyber cookie and b) me to follow them back! So if you have Twitter and are interested in similar things to me or even if you're just a very amazing person follow me at duckafrizbee and I shall follow back!!! My profile pictures is an adorable picture of Klaine and I am at Pigfarts. Because, as everyone should know by now, Pigfarts IS REAL!

Now onto the proper profile...

Hi I'm called EnglishGleek for two reasons 1. being that English (and Drama) are two of the best subjects ever invented and 2. because Glee is so mind-bogglingly FANTASTICAL. I mean think about it: it's like a weekly musical and that, to me, is seriously badass. As a person I tend to get too caught up in my thoughts and daydreams but I'm not going to complain; fiction is always so much more fun than real life :). Most people would consider me "weird" or at the very least "eccentric" and again I'm fine wtih that; normal is overrated. Some people might wonder why people consider me weird (other than the obvious reasons :3) here are your answers: a) I make references to things only cool people would know about while in the presense of noncool people so they tend to get confused. b) I have a very unhealthy obsession with the internet, specifically YouTube. And most importantly c) WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T THEY?! O_O Do I seem normal? No? Ok then! Question answered.

Two of my favourite hobbies in the entire world (other than Youtube) are writing and acting. In a sense I like them for similar reasons; you get to create something different, you're the one in control of how you portray a character and how a scenario comes across. In a story you get to create a whole new world, a world I tend to get lost in quite a lot and constantly wish to join :). (Story time!: When I turned eleven I was genuinely disappointed when my Hogwarts letter didn't arrive and I still hope every year that it will so I spend most of the morning (if it's not a damn school day) gazing out of the window while my mum stares at me worriedly. She doesn't think I'm normal either! :D

Here's some more interesting (mostly) facts about me if you're interested... please be :3 read it and i'll give you a cyber cookie! *presents beautiful cyber cooke* :D

Location: UK

Age: 10-1000 (Take a wild guess- *cough* teenager! *cough*)

Gender: I'm a b- girl. :3

Favourite tv shows and films: Glee!!! Ugly Betty, The Big Bang Theory, The Carrie Diaries, Scrubs, Will and Grace, Skins (screw Skins US! Not only is it just ten times worse than the original THERE'S NO MAXXIE!!! D:) Shameless US, The New Normal, 21 Jumpstreet, St. Trinians, Alice in Wonderland, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Lord Of The Rings (all three)

Favourite musicals: Wicked, Bugsy Malone, Annie, Les Miserables and Billy Elliot.

Hobbies: Writing, FanFiction, Twitter, quote searching, Youtube, acting, FanFiction, drawing, Twitter, writing, YouTube, writing, listening to music, Youtube and generally just being incredibly weird.

Favourite colour: RAINBOW (yes it does count)

Some of my favourite Youtubers since I spent half my life on it (this may look like a lot but I am subscribed to over a hundred and eighty YouTube accounts, so really this isn't that many): danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, charlieissocoollike, TomSka, Paint, slomozovo, Tobuscus, OMGItsJackAndDean, KickThePJ, crabstickz, vlogbrothers, ItsWayPastMyBedTime, tyleroakley, BertiebertG, emmablackery, booshoe37, TouchTheSkyFilms, That FanboyChris, LukeIsNotSexy, VeeOneEye, WorldOfTheOrange, thehpalliance, ElliotExplicit, itsmemyleo, BriBryOnTour, BryarlyBishop, megangore, randomprodinc, StarKidPotter, Tim H, Troye Sivan.

Favourite books: THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER, The Night Circus, (Thank you for making a video about that one, Miss Carrie Hope Fletcher :D) Harry Potter series, (1 fave = Chamber of Secrets), The Inheritance Cycle, The Hunger Games trilogy & the Knife series, The Hobbit & The Lord Of The Rings trilogy

Favourite book characters: Patrick (belonging to The Perks of Being a Wallflower) Murtagh, Solembum, Angela, Arya, Elva ( belonging to the Inheritance cycle) LUNA, Weasley twins, Ginny, Dobby, Lupin, Dumbledore, (belonging to Harry Potter books) RHUE, Cinna, Peeta, Finnick, Haymitch, Prims (The Hunger Games trilogy), Legolas, Gimili, Merry & Pippin and Sam (Lord of the Rings trilogy)

Favourite singers/bands: Taylor Swift, Darren Criss, Carrie Hope Fletcher, BriBry Really O'Reilly, Patty Walters, Mika, SafetySuit, Boys Like Girls, McFly, Birdy, Of Monsters and Men, Fall Out Boy, Mayday Parade, All Time Low, The Pretty Recklace.

Favourite actors: Darren Criss, Robert Sheehan, Grant Gustin, Chris Colfer, Cameron Monaghan, Dakota Blue Richards, Ezra Miller, Emma Rose Kenney, Neil Patrick Harris Emmy Rossum, Steven R. McQueen, Noel Fisher, Emmett Scanlan, Samantha Barks, Matt Lucas. (This list grows as I constantly find new TV shows and films to become obsessed with)

My favourite ship although I have far too many for it to be healthy: KLAINE!!!!!!!!!! (Also Niff, Brittana, Quirrelmort, Druna SO MANY SHIPS)

A loooooong list of quotes/phrases/etc that I like: (The ones in bold are my utter favourites but I love them all :))

There comes a point in your life when you realise who really matters, who never did and who always will.

I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Tell a girl she is beautiful, not hot. She is a girl, not a cup of tea.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's learning to dance in the rain.

Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.

While you're busy trying to fit in I'm going to stand out.

I can't promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you won't have to face them alone.

Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatric took away my powers.

Education is important; school, however is another matter.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

If you have noticed this notice you would have noticed this notice is not worth noticing.

I hear voices and they don't like you.

Just remember: some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

Hating me won't make you any prettier. Nice try though.

I ran with scissors and lived!

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

When in doubt, make up words.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Trust can take years to build but only a second to break.

I want to be able to look at you and not be hurt by you.

I'd rather be hated for what I am than hated for what I'm not.

Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.

Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened.

I'm not upset that you lied to me; I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.

First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you and then you win.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age and dreams are forever.

Reading is one form of escape. Running is another.

Anything related to Halloween doesn't scare me; no, what scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

When someone talks about you behind your back, remember they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.

I didn't trip; I was just testing gravity.

When life gives you skittles, throw them back and yell "Taste the freaking rainbow!"

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

I'm not insane! I just do what the voices tell me to!

All the world's a stage.

We never really grow up; we just learn how to act in public.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I guess the guns help since if you just stood there and shouted "BANG! BANG! BANG!" I don't think you would kill a lot of people.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.

Some people say "if you can't beat them, join them" I say "if you can't beat them, beat them" because they will be expecting you to join them so you'll have the element of surprise.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they do have some good ideas.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Some people hear voices... Some see invisible people... Others have no imagination whatsoever.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Act your age not your shoe size.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make the effort worth it.

You tell me not to lie, but if I walked around telling the truth all the time, a lot of people's feelings would be hurt.

I'm not rude... I just wasn't taught to politely pretend to be nice to people I can't stand.

A well timed "Good day!" can be a great substitute for "Screw you!" in almost every situation.

If people could read my mind I'd get punched in the face a lot.

The people who mind don't matter and the people who matter don't mind.

Face what you think you believe and you will be surprised.

If you keep rephrasing the question, it gradually becomes the answer.

Never explain. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it anyway.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

Giving up doesn't mean that you're weak. Sometimes it means that you're strong enough to let go.

Don't compromise yourself. You're all you've got.

Bravery is when you're scared but you do it anyway.

Wish for nothing so much that you forget to make it come true.

Too many people overvalue what they're not and undervalue what they are.

A friend knows the song to my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.

The best kind of friend you can have is the one you could sit on a porch with, never say a word, and walk away feeling as if that was the best conversation you've ever had.

I like her because she smiles at me and means it.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

If you've never stared off into the distance your life is a shame.

You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.

Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.

Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.

I believe in the imagination. What I can't see is infinitely more important than what I can see.

I am now and always have been a stranger to the realm of practical matters.

I'll be the in to your sane.

I have my own little world, but it's okay - they know me here.

Judge me all you want, just keep the verdict to yourself.

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds.

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating mostly consists of building enough bookcases.

Books let us into their souls and lay open to us secrets of their own.

My test of a good novel is dreading to read the last chapter.

You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you've just lost a friend.

People say life's the thing, but I prefer reading.

Never judge a book by its film.

If you cannot find the truth where you are, where else do you expect to find it?

I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?

I think that people who can't believe in fairies aren't worth knowing.

Sick of crying, sick of trying. I may be smiling, but inside I'm dying.

I'm going to go on pretending like I'll never met you. It'll feel wrong at first but I think I can forget you.

The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we're in the majority.

I honestly don't know how I feel about you anymore.

So many questions, but the answers are so few, all I really know, is, I miss you.

In itself homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving woman or man; either, a human being, without fear, restraint, or obligation.

Disapproval of homosexuality does not justify invading the houses, hearts and minds of citizens who choose to live their lives differently.

What do you mean you "disapprove of homosexuality?" It's not like the Easter Bunny; your belief isn't necessary.

Take me as I am or watch me as I leave.

I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.

I don't like the tone of voice you're texting me in.

Your heart knows things you can't explain.

Being a virgin nowadays make you special. It's like being a unicorn.

If you're stressed out, you get pimples. If you cry, you get wrinkles. So just smile and get dimples.

People who are really close, especially best friends, have the odd ability to communicate through facial expressions.

Fake seems to be the new trend; and everyone seems to be in style.

You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.

I hate that feeling. The feeling when you're sad and you don't know why, but you just are.

People can say whatever they want. If it's true, that's something else.

How can you say the truth when people can't understand it?

I miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could just be yourself. Everyone has become so judgmental.

I would have given you the world if you'd given me the chance.

Screw what anyone else thinks, do what makes you happy.

Stop believing the liars and trusting the backstabbers.

She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying. She acts like nothing's wrong, but maybe she's just really good at lying.

We're not friends. We're strangers with memories.

Seeing people change isn't what hurts. What hurts is remembering how they used to be.

An open enemy is better than a false friend.

The best gift you can give is a hug...one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I'm busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

I speak three languages fluently: Smartass, sarcasm and profanity.

Every time I see the word "Explain" on an exam I die a little inside.

Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.

If you talk behind my back, you're in a perfect position to kiss my ass.

Dear Maths, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, tell them to go slam a revolving door.

Don't be annoyed when your neighbours have loud music on at 2am. Call them up at 4am and tell them how much you loved it.

If paper beats rock then why is it that when I throw a rock at your face, paper doesn't stop it?

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

The rubbish you hear about me may be true... But then again it might be as fake as the bimbo who told you.

Dear life, when I said can my day get any worse... It was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

I've always got something to say, so if you don't like it stay out of my way.

Guys are like slinkies; it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

Well if I called the wrong number why'd you answer?

I'm not crazy, I'm a teenager.

For all of you who talk about me, thanks for making me the center of your world.

Mystify people with your intelligence, and if you can't do that, mystify them with your B.S.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

If you wish to forget something on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share your own with them.

Everything's funny so long as it's happening to somebody else.

The way I see it is the more people that hate me, the less I have to get along with.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose.

The best way to become boring is to say everything.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.

Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.

When angry, count to ten; when very angry, swear.

There would be nothing to frighten you if you refused to be afraid.

Just because I'm smiling it doesn't mean I'm happy.

You always say you hate to see me hurt and you hate to see me cry... so all those times that you hurt me, did you close your eyes?

I'm going to smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream and pretend that this is not hurting me.

Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say goodbye.

Start each day with a smile and get it over with.

You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness; but still, like air, I'll rise.

Trying to be popular is not being true to yourself.

Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you’re doing it wrong.

People can always put you down, but they only win if you give up.

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

Dream as if you'll live forever and live as if you'll die tomorrow.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.

Stand up for what you believe in, even if you're standing alone.

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.

Lead me, follow me or get out of my way.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.

Great minds discuss concepts, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss others, minute minds only discuss themselves.

No person is your friend who demands your silence or denies your right to grow.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.

Use your words!

Freedom is that instant between when someone tells you to do something and when you decide how to respond.

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing themselves...

You are digging for the answers until your fingers bleed, to satisfy the hunger, to satiate the need... And as you pray in your darkness for wings to set you free, you are bound to your silent legacy.

The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are.

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?

Trust a nitwit society like this one to think that there are only two categories - fag and straight.

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."

Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people.

Too many people go through life running away from something that isn’t after them.

Our life is one open book full of pages. We laugh. We cry. We smile. We stumble. We stand. We fail and we succeed. Every chapter defines who we really are.

You will never become who you want to be if you keep blaming everyone else for who you are.

The state of your life is never more than a reflection of your state of mind.

Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.

Wowza... That is a LOT of quotes :O. But then again, it did take me over a year to collect those ones plus the ones I left out, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Stereotypes
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I have a BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I don't like YAOI or YURI (I don't know what these are), so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I'm FRIENDS with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I'll add more stuff when i think of it (or shorten it?) but for anyone who didn't cheat and skip to the end just to get their cyber cookie (:) here it is! *presents it to you* enjoy your two dimentional cookies! :)