Sophia

Sing, Swim, Violin

I love music.

Backstroke!

DreamEcho2443 - Pottermore

Slytherin.

Harry Potter, Thor/The Avengers, Avatar the Last Airbender (cartoon), Pitch Perfect.

Bruno Mars, Paramore, Ariana Grande, Rihanna, Taylor Swift.

The Problem With Swimming: Every four years everyone thinks they know everything about it. I just ask those people what IM, TIP, or taper is, and know the truth.

Lochte fan since '08.

60 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

2) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

3) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

4) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

5) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

6) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

7) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

8) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

9) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

10) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

11) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

12) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

13) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

14) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

15) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

16) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

17) Contrary to popular belief, most Hufflepuffs are not very good finders.

18) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

19) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

20)I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

21) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

22) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

23) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

24) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

25)I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.

26) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

27) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

28) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane

29) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

30) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.

31) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.

32) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.

33) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.

34) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow.

35) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

36) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

37) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

38) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

41) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

42)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

43) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

44)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

45)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

46)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

47)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48)I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

50) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

51)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

52) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

53) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

54) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

55) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

56) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

57) - Especially not all of them at once.

58)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

59)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

60)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

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Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8118423151811= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11141523125475= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

120209202145 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2211212198920= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1191911919199147= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.