The turtles must endure a belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Forced to tackle many awkward and previously taboo topics, their most closely guarded secrets are revealed... whether they like it or not! Set in 2007-verse with bits of 2003 and Mirage thrown in for fun. Rated M for sex, drugs, and too-realistic descriptions of Ninja Turtle naughty bits.

Raven very calmly initiates of a relationship with Beast Boy.

AU. His task was simple: distract the redhead's friend. Her quiet, intimidating, incredibly attractive friend. Talk to her; tell her a joke. It wouldn't really matter - the girls were way out of their leagues, anyway. BBRae

While Starfire, Robin, and Cyborg are away, Beast Boy convinces Raven to play a videogame with him. Of course, they make a friendly little bet about who ever doesn't win will be the servant to the other for a whole day. BBxRae minor RobxStar

Ten years in the future after the 'Leave it to Raphie' series. Over the years, Raph and Donnie have kept their promise to Splinter to stay apart, but as time passes and they grow up, slowly realizing who they are, what they want, and who, they have to come to terms they may have to break the rules; or stay apart forever. turtlecest RaphxDon Lemon & LeoxMikey Lemon - angst-galore

Attempting to make the best of bad weather, the Titans engage in a little game of Truth or Dare. But when the game turns into a bet involving BeastBoy, Raven, and a month of each other's company without killing one another, will a wedge be driven between

I looked up at him, tears caressing my eyes. I shook my head, he couldn't leave! But he had to...My first Pucca Fanfic R&R no flames please

Artie and Tina go on a double date with Finn and Rachel. Artina tries to get some action, Finn is confused, and Rachel is...Rachel.

What is an honorable ninja to do when he wants to break an arranged marriage? What if that girl threatens to not only take his life, but Pucca's as well? What does she want? Final Chapter up

Garu is the ultimate player, and Pucca doesn't like it one bit. Will he change? Or will he be the same?

Garu leaves Sooga to get some alone time, and ends up being gone for three years. What will it be like when he finally makes his return?

But what did you get the guy, or in this case robot, who had given you everything? EVE/WALL-E

*A request and prequel to I promise* The sweet sixteen was like a sour sixteen, they'd NEVER forgive her. R&R no flames plez!

A new, rico-suave type guy comes to town and tries to steal Garu's 'Pretty Boy' status! What happens when he tries to steal Pucca? Read and Review!

A teenaged Garu finds himself alone with a very desperate Pucca throwing herself at him. He refuses to lay a finger on her without being sure of whether or not he really loves her, but is shocked to hear that doesn't matter to her anymore. What now?

Pucca arranges for a secret meeting...and Garu is in for the surprise of his life! Rated T for some sexual content and language. R&R!

A poem describing Sweeney's thoughts moments before sending Mrs. Lovett to her untimely death. For him, the hand of Insanity grips firmly, but allows him freedom to plot...

Garu doesn't like Pucca, right? So why is he trying to get to his house before Pucca does? Garu x Pucca

Watch the sparks fly. Garu x Pucca

Garu is seventeen, Pucca is fifteen, but their relationship is the same as ever. A terrible accident, however, forces Garu to look deeper into his own heart for the truth. Now he needs to realize what's important, before the storm hits and he loses it all

Leonardo felt like a perv. *Oneshot, Turtle-slash*

What if the guys could see just how much we loved them, in a ratings system! RaphxDon LeoxMikey & hints of OTP4

Awe, marital bliss! Just a week after Raphie says he'll marry Don their first fight... sorta. RaphxDon and MikeyVsLeo much fluff, worried bros and jealous Raph. mild turtlecest, sequel to 'Leave it to Raphie' No.2

The Teen Titans have been serving the citizens of Jump City for years now. What happens when the mayor offers them a deal they can't refuse? What happens when Beast Boy and Raven have to share and apartment for an entire year? BBxRae some RobXStar

After a failed Get Robin attempt, Kitten, Raven, Starfire and Jinx are all consumed with feelings for...BeastBoy? Watch as the poor Titan finds himself the object of desparate affection for four women. Final pairing is a secret, for now. Please, R&R!

Everyone knows what happened to the Titans when Raven denied her fears, but what happened to her emotions? Well, it's about to happen again, but with denying a much more powerful emotion... BBRae

One night was all it took to bring them together. Now, having saved the human, Zim discovers a side of her he never knew existed. ZAGR!

It's laundry day at the Titans tower. BBxRae, RobxStar. My first oneshot!

Blossom has a terrible secret... one that proves she's NOT pure good. One shot.

You can only push a person so far before they break, the Titans are going to learn this the hard way when Raven has had enough. It's Humor, the summery sounds so dire... Some sprinkled RaeBB RobStar

A growing collection of one shots featuring Cosmo and Wanda 'cute and or fluffiness'. CxW all the way! Number 5 is alive! Or at least finally posted.

Freddy, Candyman, Chucky, Leprechaun, Michael Myers, and Norman Bates all head to Leatherface's Bar and Grill in search of food and booze. Hey, boogeymen get hungry just like everybody else, y'know?

ONESHOT - Cosmo's been saying hurtful things to Wanda for a while now. Why? DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!

Beast Boy is definately unresistible, there's no doubt about it. However, Raven doesn't seem to want to admit just how unresistible he is. Can our favorite dictionarychallenged changeling fix that? Let's see... BBRae oneshot.

A Valentine OneShot between Beast Boy and Raven as they discover that chocolate really does have the power to bring people together. Enough fluff here to fuel every BuildaBear workshop in the US. Hope you enjoy! :D

“And I promised the moon to GIR…” Promises between two represent strong love, especially when kept. One shot. [ZimxGIR]

True love. But it wasn’t just true love it was true love that he hadn’t shot. It was just… there. CosmoxWanda in Cupid's POV... kinda.

Waht if you really wanted something? How far would you go to get it? Oneshot.

My theory is that everyone looks ugly when they yawn. Why are you always there to disprove my theories?

The Teen Titans have thrown a Halloween party. Raven's not having fun though. Can Beast Boy cheer her up? BBRae Oneshot

Sometimes, it's hard to let go of the past...

Just how nervous was George when he was into Lou's to ask Lorraine out? And just what did Lorraine think of the school nerd talking to her?

Me and Kat097 have banded together on this one. The Titans have gotten REALLY fed up with Raven and Beast Boys bickering so they find a solution - Lock them in a cupboard for 24 hours. RavenBeastBoy. Completed!

[Avenue Q] Set the day after the end of the play. Rod realizes that what he thought was the perfect solution to his problems may not have been exactly what he needed after all.

Sorry for the long wait! But the show must go on...and here it goes.

Bugs and Lola have a little talk. Not at all what you'd expect.

Maxwell, the hamster intellectual, has not come to the clubhouse for three days. This implores his girl-ham, Sandy, to investigate, which leads her to discover Maxwell's unusual predicament. (Completed after inexcusable wait. :( )

Kuki finds herself lost, alone, and afraid in a world where the adults are less harmful than the knives friends stab in your back. When you're not sure who to trust...can you even trust yourself? 3/4; 1/5 **Slight editing in 2010* :D

It's Elder-ham's b-day and Sandy is planning a show for him! The hams aree assigned different acts and jobs, but Maxwell has a secert job that ends up making Sandy and Maxy in love even more! SM Not my fic

Complete! Sandy's been seeing unexplainable things, feeling unbelievable pain, and a very nasty and painful future lies ahead. Maxwell's the only one who knows about this, and because of that, he's put himself in real danger. R/R!

Numbuh 1 finds himself slowly losing the respect of his other team members as leader of the Kids Next Door. Will he be able to gain it back? Or will he lose it in a way no one thought possible?

His sanity and life hung by a thread that he was fully prepared to cut with the knife before him...

**Chapter 5 Up** Why is Steve talking to himself again? For years the next door neighbors have been filing complaints against Steve. Now an officer has decided to pay a little visit, and Steve discovers Blue's true identity.

Complete! Maxwell finds a book that was meant to be a Christmas gift for him, and he tries to figure out who it's from. R/R (I always except flamers)

/songfic, Sequel To 'Matter Of Time'/ A trip to the beach engages many thoughts for a trio of couples...

When the KND find out that their leader might be gay, they deal with it as best as they can.

Okay, NOT the previouslypromised songfic for 15. This is actually a new story that will have NO sequel or other chapters. 5? Read to find out!

A one-shot fic about how Sandy and Maxwell first met. This is obviously S/M! Please R/R!

It only took one second. Then, he was gone. *PG for character death. Completed!*

Cappy goes thug! Can the other Ham-Hams convince him to return to normal?

Not exactly supportive of Brock's major decision to live with his girlfriend gasp! , Ash and Tracey share their wisdom on why it's better for men to live alone... COMPLETE

So, Clarissa talks to people who aren't there. Ferguson worries.

You know how Bulma ditched Yamcha for Vegeta? Well do you want to know the REAL reason why she dumped him? See the Yamcha that no one else, except for Bulma has seen!

Mario and his friends talk about things they did when they were young

Arnold gets bored and writes a fanfic! R&R tell me how great I am plz!

Blue hasn't been acting normal lately, and she tells the idiotic Steve what she's up to by using Blue's Clues!

Ginny gets a second chance at the Yule Ball. ** Now complete.**