crazy, weird, immature and unstable

or at least that's how my friends describe me

i honestly don't know what i was going to put in here so i sent a message to my contacts asking them to describe me

oh by the way i forgot one more thing

i am a geek

nice to meet you!

Quotes

-Hell isn’t dying; it’s watching the ones you love get destroyed

-You are truly unique...you know that word rhymes with freak for a reason right?

- All in a days work. I know the one just wants my blood and the other one just wants a shirt (on James and Laurent in Twilight the movie)

-Dear Math, I’m not your therapist, solve your own problems

-If live gives you melons you are probably dyslexic

-People who say nothing is impossible obviously haven't tried slamming a revolving door

-One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

-If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

-I don't obsess, I think intensely!

-"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn drink."

-I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

-"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

-"He who laughs last didn't get it."

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

-Homework destroys trees

-In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips

-Best friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they are always there

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

-Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

-"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

-Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

-People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

-Deep down I'm a very shallow person.

-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

-Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

-I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

-A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

-All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
"So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking..."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!"
"You do care," said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. "You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"Not my daughter, you bitch!" (Molly)
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
"Is this the moment?" Harry asked weakly, and when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. "OI! There's a war going on here!"
Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still around each other.
"I know, mate," said Ron, who looked as though he had recently been hit on the back of the head with a Bludger, "so it's now or never, isn't it?"
"Never mind that, what about the Horcrux?" Harry shouted. "D'you think you could just -- just hold it in, until we've got the diadem?"
"Yeah -- right -- sorry --" said Ron, and he and Hermione set about gathering up fangs, both pink in the face."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry’s legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."
Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them.
What did you tell her?"
I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail," said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. "Much more macho."
Thanks," said Harry, grinning. "And what did you tell her Ron’s got?"
A Pygmy Puff, but I didn’t say where."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

"Ah" said Dumbledore gently, "Yes I thought we might hit that little snag!"
"Snag?" said Fudge, his voice still vibrating with joy. "I see no snag, Dumbledore!"
"Well," said Dumbledore apologetically, "I'm afraid I do."
"Oh, really?"
"Well it's just that you seem to be labouring under the delusion that I am going to -- come quietly. I am afraid I am not going to come quietly at all, Cornelius. I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban. I could break out, of course -- but what a waste of time, and frankly, I can think of a whole host of things I would rather be doing."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

"Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

"The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

“We did it, we bashed them, wee Potty's the one,

And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”

— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

ok now for the readers of my story my seaweed brain, my wise girl. i'm terribly sorry for the long wait, my laptop took an unplanned swim so i can't update the story for a while. i will finish it though i promise you that. i'll just be reading with my phone for a while