Hey, I checked out some profiles and I'm going to give this a shot.

About Me

Books: I read anything Percy Jackson, and I love fantasy, fiction, stuff like that. I'm a total Egyptian buff (love it!) and it's really interesting for me. Don't know why, but that's that.

Fav Books:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus
Inheritance Cycle
Harry Potter
Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)
Anything with astronomy and Egyptology and ancient Greece.
The Martian
Anything Ken Follett
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard (if anyone knows the acronym for this, please tell me)

I love movies with explosions, action, and a good story behind it. So, technically, superheroes. Best superhero ever is the Hulk (HULK SMASH), and I love the Captain America movie.

Fav Movies:

Captain America
Iron Man (1,2, and 3)
Hulk
Avengers
Total Recall (LOVE IT)
American Sniper
Jurassic World
The Martian

They totally screwed up the Percy Jackson movies. Annabeth is BLONDE, people! Get it right! they took out Ares character and ruined the plotline, and in the second movie they took out the guinea pig part, (that was the best part...sniff)

Anyway, I like to write books and never finish them. NOTE: this is important for future reference. If I leave a book, blame my nature, not me (don't say anything)

Favourite sayings:

You mess with the bull, you get the horns
It's best not to question it
Sup
Whatever
mm hm, that's right sucker

Anyway, more about me. I said before, total ancient Egypt fanatic. i like finding something interesting, researching it to death, then forgetting about it under my bed. I love writing stories. I have fourteen notebooks under my bed wiht either 1. stories, 2. research, or 3. whatever other random stuff I've done over the years.
Totally ecstatic about House of Hades being released, fav subject is english and science (science because it's so easy this year) and I love stuffed animals. Yeah, i said it. Stuffies will rule the world. And I think Robots will overthrow the human race and take over and make us thier slaves. Just wait...

Sorry if I sounded crazy there, but I have a very small social life. My frineds like watching boys play sports, and that's not interesting for me. Whatever.

that's me, through and through. Sorry if I sound rude, lousy, stupid, or whatever else. I don't care (love that song!).

Singing Fire

Totally updating profile!

OMG, just found a new obsession. If you people haven't read the game of thrones and are over the age of 14, READ IT! Yeah, it has sexual content and stuff, but it is so awesome. So I've dedicated an entire thingy mobober to writing GOT stuff.

Note: there will be spoilers in this new update

1. Favourite book

Loved the storm of swords because Joffrey died. I'm not crazy because I want him dead, but I hate him. So glad he's not in the book anymore. Not because of the red wedding.

2. Top ten favorite characters.

A, Robb stark. I may have an irrational fictional crush on him. He was so cool. All heroic and honorable and leader type.

B, Jon snow. Also irrational fictional crush. He's awesome! I want him to survive this book, because at least one more person I like will die.

C, daenerys targaryen. I want her to be queen now that Robb died (NO!). she is so awesome, and deserves the throne now that Robb is gone *sniff*

D, arya stark. Do I need a reason? Kicks butt, and she's alive. And a stark. By default, awesome.

E, Jaime lannister. Not before, when he pushed bran. But in feast of crows, he starts to distance himself from cersei when she goes (Bat crazy!) and I thought he and brienne were so cute together.

F, tyrion lannister. Really, how can you not like the guy? He's so funny and smart. Like not book smart,though he is that. He knows what people expect of them and proves them wrong and then he's so short. No offense people out there, but he's a dwarf. No offense to dwarfish people reading this. He proves everyone wrong.

G, brynden tully. One thing. HE ESCAPED! I love that! He escaped river run and he is on the run and he is awesome! I love him. Not really, but I love that he is so cool. And alive. Alive is important.

H, Hodor. Hodor hodor

I, greatjon umber. He is so massive and kick butt and drunk and alive! I think.

J, cersei lannister. I dont like her at all, but she's going absolutely bat crazy and I love it! She is also imprisoned, and Jaime isn't coming to save her. Smart on his part.

Five characters on my fictional hit list

1. Cersei lannister. Said before. Totally lost her mind.

2. Petyr baelish. Just die already!

3. Walder Frey. The north remembers.

4. Roose Bolton. Robb stark sends his regards when I hunt you down and shove a dagger down your throat.

5. Ramsay Bolton. I don't like him much because he captured winterfell, but cutting off Theon's finger and torturing him to near insanit, this a wee bit much.

6. Tywin Lannister. i'm kind of iffie, cause i RESPECT the guy (plus the fact that he is already dead) but he orchestrated the Red Wedding and that is like, a BIG NO NO in my book. you kill Starks, shame on you.

Pet peeve of the series.

Red wedding. One chapter that made me almost cry. And books never make me cry. ROBB, NO! Don't die on me! You're way to awesome! GRRM you can't do this to me! First eddard, now Robb? He was so cool. He should have had a son!

I knew about the red wedding in advance, and I know breaking a vow of marriage is a bit bad and wrong and not very smart on Robb's part and yes he made blunders. But he's sixteen. SIXTEEN! And you killed him. Jon snow will be next, I swear it. But they can't kill him because I will the personally hunt down GRRM and make him rewrite the book and make him live. Don't worry snow, I got your back. And arya too. Kill her and I'll cry and scream.

Hope you enjoyed my ranting. I may be a wee bit violent and obssessed with this series.

Profile Update: June 9, 2014.

I have recently (five minutes ago) starting a beta profile. check it out. I will only do three stories tops at a time now, but I might do more as I get into the swing of things. also, I am looking for a beta to help fix up my fanfic Captured. I will be reposting chapters that are fixed. PM if you are interested by Friday, June 13.

No Beta found, so taking down Beta notice for Captured.

IMPORTANT. READ IF PJO/HOO FAN! Profile Update July 10, 2014

I've decided to create a little mini-series of separate one shots of the Seven (with a cast of other characters joining in from time to time i.e. Reyna, Thalia, Nico, etc.) getting together and just acting funny and awesome for holidays.

One shots posted:

- Smile For the Camera: Halloween

- Say Cheese Lovebirds: Valentine's Day

It is welcomed if you would PM if you have questions or requests for a holiday or scenario. if you want to comment, drop a review. Please check them out!

So, another new segment for my profile.

OTP SHIPS

Percabeth - PJO/HOO
Clawen - Jurassic World
Robbaery - ASOIAF
Frazel - PJO/HOO
Jasper - PJO/HOO
Dick Grayson/Conner Kent - Young Justice