UPDATE: Hey, so, you're going to read a whole bunch of stuff down below that I wrote a while ago. Honestly, I'm not really that person so much anymore, but I was when I wrote a lot of the stuff on this site, so I'm going to leave it up. Enjoy!

Also, I know I suck at updating. It's been a reaaaaallly long time since I've written something and I'm sorry. Feel free to be as disappointed in me as you wish.

Hi everyone! I'm only fourteen so I'm sorry if my stories aren't that great, but well, we're all practicing right? Please, PLEASE, review my stories and give me some constructive critisism. I need to know what I'm doing wrong of where I can improve. So now, you're going to read a whole bunch of stuff about me. I swear, I won't be offended if you just skip to the bottom. But feel free to read if you want to!

I am a huge fan of reading and writing and plan to be an author someday. My favorite books include, but are not limited to, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, The Inheritance Cycle, Gallagher Girls, Hex Hall, and many others

Favorite stuff on TV: House of Anubis, Glee, Switched at Birth

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"Every man dies. Not every man really lives" William Wallace

"MOM! I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY! I JUST REALIZED I'M DIDASKALEINOPHOBIC!" "What?" "I HAVE A FEAR OF GOING TO SCHOOL!" "Get in the car."

Now a bunch of ramdom stuff:

If you're one of those people who get excited when you just see two reveiws, paste this in your profile

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this is your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're that person who checks their email every two seconds to see if someone reviewed/favorited/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors!

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the problem of always having to talk and talk to fast, repaste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If pro is the opposite of con, what’s the opposite of progress?

If you miss Fred Weasley copy this into your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a loser and you're proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you never study but get an A on every test, copy and paste this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth
When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron
When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson
When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia
When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse
When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca
When I see someone scold their younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico
When i see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls
whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4) You know which pages the good parts are on.
5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6) You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on october 2011 so you can buy The son of neptune, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21) You dream about PJO every night.
22) You curse a god/goddess a lot (Oh Zeus is one I use a lot)
23) You have mone (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room or on your PC
24) You know PJO better then most sane people
25) You have links to every great PJO site.
26) You add things to the list every day
27) You know what you would do if you were Percy.
28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally)
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
33) You are trying to learn Greek (PSH. i already know it;))
34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
37) You have an instant crush on Nico!
38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT
40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (WHY? im so good at multitasking...)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well, um, a bit late...)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (no, my microwave is special. it makes things cold.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Sorry, didn't realize there was a third option)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Why open the packet? I could just stuff the whole thing in my mouth and save myself the trouble...)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Impossible,
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
Sincerely,
Spongebob

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

She's Broken.

She believed

Say this to any boy that makes/made you upset or angry or hurt or sad:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugarbowl's empty and so is your head.

Behind every successful man, is a woman doing all the work.

God created man before woman because you always need a rough draft!

Boys are like computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Boys are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Boys are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Q: What makes men chase after women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase after cars they have no intention of driving.

Never let your man’s mind wonder – it’s too little to be out on its own.

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

I have a gun!... would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder. Hey, I'm the one that pushed you!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

"Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."

"Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright."

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more (does this apply to my little sister?)

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Every girl has three guys in her life. The one she hates, the one she loves, and the one she can't live without. And in the end, they're all the same guy.

Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it is not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly

True love doesn’t have a happy ending. True love doesn’t have an ending.

True love does not come by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soulmate. The one you can tell your dreams to. He’ll brush your hair out of your eyes. Send you flowers when you least expect it. He’ll stare at you during the movies, even though he spent $8 to see it. He’ll call to say goodnight or just because he is missing you. He’ll look you in your eyes, and tell you, “You’re the most beautiful girl in the world,” and for the first time in your life, you’ll believe it.

It’s impossible to find someone who won’t hurt you, so go for the person worth the pain.

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

No one’s afraid of heights; they’re afraid of falling. No one’s afraid of swimming; they’re afraid of drowning. No one’s afraid of love; they’re afraid of rejection.

Beginnings are usually scary, endings are usually sad, but it’s everything in between that makes it all worth living

I wanna be the girl that he gives his hoodie to wear and cuddles up next to when it’s cold. He’ll be the one who comes up behind me, wraps his arms around my waist, catches me off guard, and whispers, “You look beautiful.”

If you love a person, put their name in a circle not a heart, because a heart can end, but a circle goes on forever.

The best things in life are unseen. That’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream

Love wasn't put in your heart to stay. Because love isn't love until you give it away.

Guys aren't worth crying for. When you find one that is, he won't make you cry.

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can feel it.

Because I still believe in love.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

If you actually read all that, great! If not, well thats ok :) Please check out my stories! (Forgotten Footsteps especially. For some reason, not many people read that one)

BYE :P