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Joined 05-02-11, id: 2890560, Profile Updated: 02-02-12
Author has written 8 stories for South Park.

Hello there!

I'm Cyanse (wich is obvious...)

I'm not really good with grammar and such so sorry for that ^.^'

Because English isn't my first language.

Well feel free to ask quistions!

Cyanse

Ps. I can review again but like it the way I'm doing it. So if you don't mind I'll keep doing it like this.

Pss. I heard from some people I should get a beta so if some one is interessted please send me a Private Messaging


Did you know...:

- that 'Meet me, me, me and myself!' not the orgininal title is of the story but 'S.P.M.I'?

- that I like all the yaoi parings with Kyle in it?

- I almost always hate it when Wendy is paired with Stan?

- Raisuke143 made a drawing for my story 'Secrets have to stay secrets'?

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Naruto's Shadow by Diamond Figments reviews
Half the kids in the neighborhood were afraid of Naruto despite his sunshine personality because his shadow was a mean little thing and had made it clear that his blond was not to be messed with. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Torture and Tea by joli.kawaii.ciel reviews
Present Day AU. Sebastian is a BL novelist and Ciel is a new intern at Funtom Publishing. When their paths cross, sparks fly between them: Ciel wants revenge and Sebastian wants more of Ciel. COMPLETE
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,940 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Test by kizukatana reviews
"Look, I just think you should do a... test... while you're out here. No strings, no risks. You hate feeling like an ass because you end up breaking up with every girl you think you love. Just... try it with a guy, and see how it goes," Kiba said, flinching at the glare his best friend Naruto threw at him. After all, he had found the perfect candidate. Yaoi (boyxboy) SasuNaruSas AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,319 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Goblet of Fire as told by John Watson by Spinning-In-Infinity reviews
With the Triwizard Tournament being hosted at Hogwarts, what promises to be an exciting year for John may just prove even more eventually than even he could hope for. With his relationship with Cedric finally starting to blossom, could he finally be getting over Sherlock? Or will his desperate feelings for the young genius win out? Rated M for later chapters. Please review!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Dragon's Mountain by BlueTonguedTwin reviews
An AU in which Bilbo lives in Dale and when they are devastated by the wrath of Smaug, Bilbo is taken back to the mountain and held captive by the dragon, who only keeps Bilbo alive if he tells him a story whenever prompted. Rated T just in case.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
My Precious by C.Queen reviews
Modern Setting. Due to an epic breakup years ago, the only contact Thorin and Bilbo have with each other is a result of their four year old son Frodo. Or so they'd tell you if you asked. Then Bilbo makes the mistake of going on a date with this guy he met online, who turns out to be a crazy serial killer...and suddenly Thorin isn't looking so bad in comparison.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,038 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Gollum, Frodo B. - Complete
How to avoid a speeding ticket by kizukatana reviews
Naruto is having the worst day in his life. He just got fired from his part time job a week before finals. On his way home, he gets pulled over for speeding. The only upside is... the cop is kinda hot. CorruptCop!Sasuke, BrokeStudent!Naruto (SasuNaru) AU SEQUEL UP ON AO3! (How to Get your License Back)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is Edd by Sunshinecackle reviews
Sometimes the best Christmas presents don't come wrapped.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Kevin, Edd] Ed - Complete
Decorating Disaster by SpellboundWinter reviews
Hanukkah was completely different from Christmas. As someone who was Jewish and didn't celebrate the holiday, Kyle was fairly excited to help someone decorate for once. He thought of paper snowflakes and sugar cookies baking in the oven, something relatively simple. Boy, he was wrong. Cryle. CraigxKyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
Accidentally In Love (SasuNaru) by mcflyslashyaoi reviews
Sakura is a girl who is desperate to have a boyfriend. Naruto's a guy who's in love with her but can't confess. One day, Sakura ordered a 'boyfriend' from a strange company and it was promised to be delivered the next day. What if the package was accidentally delivered to Sakura's next door neighbor instead of hers? And what if the next door neighbor is Uzumaki Naruto? Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,670 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Introducing: Desire by fangirlandiknowit reviews
A love more instant than Naruto's ramen! Forced by his brother to attend a speed dating event, Sasuke picks up the last person he expected... SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,846 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Demons Are Always In You by Black-Elephant reviews
She had never felt more pride and love for the man in front of her. She knew who he would become for her; she knew what he would become for her. Her weapon would turn into the demon inside for her. Even through she had seen all the blood through her eyes, her soul saw a man who would become the monsters they fought to protect her forever. SoMa. Read and Review.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Unapproachable by IridescentAngel18 reviews
"No way, man. Don't do it. Seriously, stay away from her." A new student takes an interest in Maka one night at a party, and, well... "Her weapon is freaking SOUL EATER." SoMa, oneshot!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
I Do by crowned.Hysteria reviews
Wes Evans had never imagined that his brother demanding a ride to the library would end like this. [Au]
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] Wes E. - Complete
A King's One and a Burglar's Match by slayer of destiny reviews
A discussion on Hobbit customs leads to a new understand between Dwarves and their Hobbit. Can Thorin's fate be changed by one startling similarity between the two childrens of Aule and Yavanna?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 206 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Check, Please! by Fennekin reviews
In which Naruto is angry that no one thinks of him as an individual anymore, he is thought of as merely Sasuke's bitch. AU. Established SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
On The Dwarrow Usage of 'Burglar' by WerewolfDoctor reviews
'On the Dwarrow usage of 'Burglar' by Ori III, named for Ori I, scribe of scribes.' The dwarves of Erebor don't use the word 'Burglar' like the rest of Middle Earth. Here is the story of why and how 'Burglar' came to mean 'one valued highest by the King'.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Ori - Complete
Get Me Some! by LovelyFangirls reviews
Sherlock always gets a little too harsh when he's behind in his regular dose of nicotine. John decides he's not going to give in. But when a Baskerville case brings them together in an unexpected way... will the local gay implications push them over the friend zone? Sorry if you're irritated, but the first 3 or so chapters are mainly show based story line. (Hence Parody Genre!)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mrs. Hudson, Henry Knight - Complete
Let Me Sleep by OddlyEnded reviews
Sasuke knows he's strange, because it isn't normal to dream so often of someone you've never met. He fights to make his dreams lucid because it's this insanity that keeps him sane. Even when you're meant for no other things rarely fall into place perfectly, but Sasuke's never been a quitter. Modern Day AU. Warnings Inside. This fic will not be completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 69,551 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Anchoring by Nephthys Snape reviews
Dwalin/Bilbo. Short one-shot. Bilbo is confused by dwarves, which frustrates the dwarves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Bilbo B., Dwalin] - Complete
Home by ArthurDent2 reviews
{AU where John and Sherlock meet earlier, and John is in Afghanistan. Established relationship.} Sherlock misses John terribly, but of course does not show it. The Yard, upon finding out that Sherlock has a 'boyfriend' abroad, does not believe him, not that he cares.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Ego Versus Eros by Lunavere reviews
John Watson heard warning after warning about taking one of Professor Holmes's courses. He knew he should stay away if only for the sake of his grades. However, when he reads the description for one of Holmes's modules, he cannot help but enroll himself in the course and merely hope beyond hope that he doesn't regret his decision. [Unilock, Pendentverse, Independent/Dependent AU]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,220 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Only Gonna Say It Once by Peach Creek reviews
Kevedd one-shot. Kevin wants to ask Edd to the dance. Rated T for language.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Tactile Functions by SilverMoonPhantom reviews
It wasn't that Sherlock hated sex, in fact, he quite enjoyed it most of it. Watching John come apart like this, it was incredibly interesting. Ace!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Unexpected Journey to an Alternate Universe by ParumLuter reviews
Post AUJ. Modern AU. When Bilbo storms off on a hot day, Gandalf sends him to an alternate universe, where he is turned into a teenager in a boarding school in New Zealand. But where are the other members of the Company? With him, but they don't remember who he is... Bilbo must relive the situations he was in before, but in a modern day scene. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,757 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Balin - Complete
HeartMarked by Kage kioku aji tenshi reviews
Summary: Everyone has the name of their other half somewhere upon their bodies, it happens that sometime, though rarely, a person has their Other outside their own Race. Fertile Hobbits Mpreg There is Mpreg spoken of and implied. No likey no read.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,354 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Ori - Complete
Darjeeling by Sendai reviews
"John moaned a bit louder, savoring the scandalously delectable Darjeeling..." John enjoys a well earned cuppa. Rated M for safety. Crack. Hints of romance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/5/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deaf by glanmire reviews
Óin is nearly deaf when he doesn't have his ear-trumpet in, but he doesn't mind, not really.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Óin - Complete
A Tired Doctor and His Consultant by randomplotbunny reviews
John was worn out and no one seemed to notice or care. Not Sarah, calling him in at all hours with no warning. Not Mycroft, kidnapping him for tea. And certainly not Sherlock, dragging him out of bed for a break in the case; no matter how minimal it may be. How is he supposed to get any rest? Even more important: When can he stop to make himself some tea? Now continued!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,629 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Seven Ways to Court a Hobbit by Desperate For Attention reviews
Prompt: I'd like to see Thorin asking different members of the company for courting advice, there is a load of Fili and Kili helping him so it'd be nice to see some of the other members sharing their own little courting techniques. Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakensheild
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Violet Nights 10: An Evergreen Christmas by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Thorin is far too noble, thinking that it'd be safest for Bilbo if they didn't spend as much time together. Thorin's family, and Bilbo's, make sure that he realises how stupid he's being, just in time for Christmas.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
I slept with Santa's son! by MegaAnimeFreak7 reviews
"Suddenly, the gears in the raven's head were kicked into overdrive. It all made sense. Why Naruto had said he was from 'up north', why the sex had been 'magical', and why a little elf had barged into their room. 'Holy shit', He thought to himself. 'I slept with Santa's son.'"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Never Grow Up by Kryzanna reviews
With Iruka's senior class graduating soon, he decided to end their schooling days how they started; with a field trip to the local gardens. But where are the smiling, cheerful students that he started out with? What happened to those friendships? Maybe some last minute bonding can change things; maybe even bring them back together...or at least get them to interact...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,936 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Looking For Love by Kryzanna reviews
Every Valentine's Day, Naruto's work hosts an event for lonely singles and this year he's determined to NOT be one of them. He's a romantic at heart, but with work, and helping his friends with their plans, how can he expect to fall in love when he can't even get a date? Or does love already have something interesting in store for him? Contains yaoi and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Doesn't Feel Like Falling by Dark3Star reviews
When he fell from St. Bart's Sherlock knew he loved John Watson. John couldn't love him back (or so he thinks). Now that he's back from the dead things are back to normal... sort of. When a serial killer targets increasingly high profile gay couples Sherlock is on the case. With a, possibly ill-advised, plan Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to uncover the truth.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,980 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Sherlock Carol by jamesgatz1925 reviews
Based off A Christmas Carol, teen!Sherlock is visited by his ghosts of past, present, and future. (Warning for attempted suicide and character death, in a way.) Pretty angsty, but some parts are fluffy and lighthearted.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, OC - Complete
Food and other necessities for life by Vatimiss reviews
John knows that Sherlock isn't eating right. So he plans a way to fix that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Christmas cards by writerfan2013 reviews
Sherlock does not really do Christmas cards. They are pointless. John does do Christmas cards even though he lives at the same address as Sherlock. And it 's Christmas Eve. Festive one-shot. Gentle Johnlock. Russian translation now available - link is under my name on AO3. Thanks maria yudina for translating.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Dark Dimension by bethanyyerinn reviews
John is having an ordinary day when he gets kidnapped by slavers and taken to a world where humans are scum and monsters rule with an iron fist. Then he gets sold to the Holmes family and begins to work for Sherlock, a vampire with a reputation for killing his servants. Johnlock (and very light Mystrade). Teenlock. Vampire!Sherlock. Dark Dimension AU. Trigger warnings within.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,741 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Dwarf Mating Rituals by luvsbitca reviews
Now that Erebor is being rebuilt Bilbo wants to attract the attention of a special dwarf. He goes to the company for advice…not that that is always very helpful. Written for the Hobbit Holiday Exchange. Gift for Salvia.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Inside my head by Austria1996 reviews
Sherlock is not alone. Sherlock has friends. They live inside his head. /First attempt at writing Sherlock fanfiction. Angsty, I guess. Rated T because of suggestions of mental illness and a bit of Johnlock, and because I'm paranoid. Un-beta'd, please tell me if you find any mistakes, thank you.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
A little break by TooManyChoices reviews
One-shot. Sherlock and John find themselves with limited sleeping options. Pre-slash, relationship building. Pure fluff. I don't remotely own anything related to BBC Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gay Chicken by Hannah Melto reviews
Gay Chicken! Where straight men flirt with each other to see who wimps out first. Double D rings in as champion, but who is this new challenger and what is his motive? Super cheezy discription good fic I promis. ONE SHOT! (no acceptions)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Third Time Lucky by johnsarmylady reviews
Two times John and Sherlock's paths crossed, each time there was 'something', but neither acknowledged it or spoke of it - not until the fateful third time. Would this be third time lucky? An AU gift fic for SAMZI, rated T for mild Johnlock and not so mild swearing
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Weakness by mayefromtheshire reviews
Sherlock Holmes has no weaknesses. Or at least that's what he had thought.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fifteen Million Ryo by Riya3 reviews
Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Hot Summer by HAILJAPZ reviews
"Blue sky… Jiggling boobs… Clear sea… Jiggling asses… And yet… Why is the one sitting beside me… You?" "Hn. It can't be helped, right? Dobe…" (Despite the season we are in, I write a summer story, enjoy... A SasuNaru FanFiction YAOI) SEQUEL IS UP! COLD WINTER!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Dark Skies by DonnaBella10 reviews
Werewolf AU. Johnlock, Protective!Sherlock, Violence, One-Shot. Sherlock and John are on a surveillance case that goes to hell. With John wounded, Sherlock goes on the attack to protect him. "John nodded vacantly, lifting his hand and drawing fingers through Sherlock's mane of hair, bits of leaf on the tips. He was soothing a feral, but terrifyingly intelligent beast."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Evening Ride by ScarlettWatson reviews
John has a series of unexpected meetings with a stranger on the Tube.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Mime, All Mime by johnsarmylady reviews
Strange things happen when Sherlock tells John to be quiet. A piece of fluffy, slashy Johnlock - not really graphic but rated M to be safe!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Skull Desires by Writing Keeper reviews
Four times the skull gets in John's way and the one time John does something about it. Sequel to "Out of Characters" and second installment to the series "Skull Chronicles"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Out of Character by Writing Keeper reviews
Sherlock volunteers at the library on Mondays and-wait! Say what? Sherlock volunteers at the LIBRARY? First installment to the series "Skull Chronicles". Sequel and second installment in the series "Skull Desires" is up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Kids Are All Right by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
After arriving at Beorn's, one of Gandalf's spells goes awry and Bilbo and Thorin get de-aged into wee!children who do not retain their adult memories. Bilbo is a sweet, adventurous (if not a bit shy around all these dwarves) little thing and Thorin is still a stubborn little block of dwarf. Except he's got a giant puppy crush on Bilbo...rated for language.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
A Man in Uniform by Quinn Anderson reviews
A university-aged John gets pulled over, and it leads to him having a rather unprofessional encounter with a certain exceptionally sexy police officer. Unilock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2013 - John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Heartbeats and Stars by dependsonthesituation reviews
Angel!John. Post-Reichenbach. John dies in an alleyway because of a knife wound and was excited to finally go to Heaven and see Sherlock again, until he realizes Sherlock wasn't there among the other Angels. John returns to Earth...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Demonstration by johnsarmylady reviews
Greg isn't so sure he should have let Sherlock demonstrate how this particular murder was committed. A 221B Birthday gift for the lovely ITell. Rated T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Conference Weekend by PurpleFairy84 reviews
Sherlock and John are invited to join Lestrade and the team on a residential conference weekend in the country… revealing many things about the duo that people don't usually see.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,428 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'll Keep You By My Side by iolre reviews
A series of AU OctoJohn drabbles. Sherlock takes his little half-octopus friend with him to boarding school. Cute, happy, light, with minimal angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Lucky Jersey by blackfireandredroses reviews
Nat knows how to keep Kevin motivated during the big championship game. Good thing Double D isn't aware of the side affect of wearing his boyfriend's jersey. KevEdd lemon
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Condom Coin by SasuNaruXP reviews
Based on an "Everybody Loves Raymond" episode. Naruto goes trick or treating and returns with what looks like a chocolate coin. But when he finds out what it really is, Sasuke decides to take advantage. SasuNaru. Oneshot. No Lemon, just Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sinner by beautifulxxxchaos reviews
The Seven Deadly Sins fall under the same category as Love for him: chemical defects, trivial, spurred on by human emotion and thus a detriment to those who wish to succeed. John Watson might be the one person who can shake his carefully constructed disassociation from such matters. And when along comes a spider, who knows what the detective might do. Johnlock, drugs, eventual smut
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Third Wheel by TheMadKatter13 reviews
It had taken months and months of hard work, patience, care, but at last, the quiet, untalkative John Watson was hers. And then Sherlock Holmes returned from the dead. Post-Reichenbach Canon Universe. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mary M. - Complete
A Text from Heaven by Spark Writer reviews
Sherlock is dead and finds himself shockingly in heaven. Bored with the puffy clouds and pure hearted people, he texts John to pass the time. Angst, humour, platonic Johnlock with a smidgeon of romantic Johnlock, dialogue-only fic, friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Insufferable Dwarfs by Fanfic Lover 4evr reviews
Had Bilbo known all he had to do to get Thorin Oakenshield to stop being a condescending ass was fall off a cliff and nearly die, he would have considered doing it much sooner.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Johnlock - The Moan Tone by ohgoshi'msosorryi'mnotgoodatit reviews
Sherlock changes the ringtone that Irene set on his phone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Satisfaction by GreyNimue reviews
Wherein Dr. John Watson devises a scheme to tempt young Sherlock Holmes into eating regular meals, and ends up gaining an ominous new friend. Silly, one-shot, friendship and humor. Rating for slight cusses.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Unavailable by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Five times someone thought they had a chance with John and the one time Sherlock got there first.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sins of thy father by puppy-on-crack reviews
When a criminal recognizes John, a big secret is revealed. What is the doctor hiding from everyone? With Sherlock's support he will tell everyone. mentions of abuse, rape, torture. VERY DARK. no slash. Somewhat short
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Many More Days by Crystallic Rain reviews
A small part of him wondered if his final decision was wrong, taking the voice of his brother, echoing the words that "caring is not an advantage"; but the rest of his brain easily overpowered that notion because, no, living without John Watson was a far worse disadvantage than caring for the man could ever prove to be.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Lovely Weakness by MsOutAndAbout reviews
Sherlock is coming apart at the seams, and it's all John's fault. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Dying Detective by Gwen's Blue Box reviews
Sherlock knows he has milliseconds to decide, fragments of milliseconds. Because it will only take milliseconds for the man to shoot, to shoot John. Decide whether to move, to cover John. But then, he doesn't need any more time, does he? Because his decision has been made long ago, and for John, he is willing to bear whatever consequences may arise. Whatever. So he moves./One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Blankets, Pants And Thermostats by DeduceTheHolmes reviews
The air in 221B was bitterly cold, not like Sherlock purposely tampered with the thermostat or anything of the sort...In result, the detective came to a conclusion that the idea of body heat exchanged through cuddling would be sufficient in keeping him and his flatmate warm . But with one condition, John wears his red pants as they cuddle on the lounge sofa.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scarecrow by MapleleafCameo reviews
What if your best friend was the monster in the dark? What if he saved your life, but killed to do so? What if you still loved him? Rated M. Eventual Johnlock thank you Taikova for the beautiful commission piece
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,556 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Please? by liclacpresent reviews
Sherlock doesn't understand sentiments. That's not saying he doesn't do it. When he fells in love with his blogger, he does not do romantic stuff. He just does what he's the best at, being objective. Rated T b/c I don't understand what it means... (I'm french, so I know I made mistakes, feel free to correct me).
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Only Yours by Prplepixie reviews
Sherlock brings home a little friend. John gets jealous and wants attention.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Over me by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One shot: Au- Teenlock. John gets into a fight and Sherlock is surprised it's over him. Johnlock. Rated T for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Taming the beast by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot: Sherlock has been particularly vicious and Lestrade wants to know why. Johnlock. Rated T for safety
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Insert A into B by Giraffes Sent Me reviews
There are certain things that normal politeness requires you NOT to do when things are starting to get hot and steamy in the bedroom. Sherlock Holmes, genius and all-round know-it-all, ought to know this.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Little Privacy by peaceandlove23 reviews
"Leave it to a hobbit to be over modest!"
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Gandalf, Bilbo B. - Complete
Patience by We'reAllALittleMadHere
John Watson had patience. If there were one virtue that he did not lack, it would be patience. After all, he lived with Sherlock Holmes in a tiny flat with almost no activity at all when the genius wasn't on a case. Any flat-mate of Sherlock's would have to acquire some form of patience just to get through a week with the man.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Unexpected Proposal by Eareniel reviews
As Bilbo sat smoking in his empty hobbit hole, he couldn't help but wonder – when did his life become so boring? Or better yet – when did his old life stop being enough? He suspected the answer to that question lay somewhere around the time when he had refused Thorin Oakenshield's offer of marriage.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,984 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Just a Joke by kazenoyouni reviews
Naruto hopes this is all just a joke, but what kind of crazy joke is this? But bound by a promise he can't just ignore, will he give in and let this joke influence the rest of his life? And if he did, would it really be so bad? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Instinct by Skylark Evanson reviews
There is nothing more annoying for John than when Sherlock pauses in the middle of something. A sentence. Making dinner. But pausing in the middle of a sexy moment, that is easily the most frustrating.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Room mates by Broken Dandy reviews
John and Sherlock has been together for a short while and one morning Sherlock decides sharing flat is not enough, they also shall share bed. Short and fluffy one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Violet Nights 8: Visiting Hour Blues by Funky In Fishnet reviews
It was going to be one of those days. First, Bilbo meets the owner of the Rivendell Restaurant who makes him a startling and highly-interesting offer, and then Violet Nights becomes a hideout for injured Durins as Smaug's men come looking for them but what do they really want?
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Intertwined by cvourvoulidis reviews
Sherlock and John get into a fight. (Parent!lock and Johnlock)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Figment by LadyLoki221 reviews
Sherlock Holmes has always had a dependency upon his friend and colleague, John Watson. What happens when the one person who has always been there for him suddenly disappears?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Camden Killings by rukushaka reviews
"John," Greg nodded in greeting, "Sherlock. You like the weird ones, yeah? You'll love this - sounds right up your alley. It's only just been called in... Apparently the body was glowing." Casefic, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Reason to Quit by kuristina reviews
Two and a half years of dating Sasuke, Naruto never once minded that his lover liked to have a little smoke every once in a while. He had merely accepted that his lover liked to step outside and have a cigarette when he felt like it in between the weeks. But a thought and a friend makes him wonder what could get Sasuke to quit smoking...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Looks Like a Good Day by whitchry9 reviews
Written for a prompt requesting John with early onset dementia, and how both he and Sherlock react to it. Especially when John becomes someone less than himself, which is heartbreaking to watch. Rated for language and feels. 7 chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doctor Organ and John Watson by a perfectly healthy clown reviews
Upon waking to the stinging freeze of ice cubes attached to his body hair, John Watson meets a strange man with a surgical mask and a head of black curls. Along with the outrageous setting, John is vaguely aware one of his kidneys are missing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Harry W. - Complete
Under the Eaves by Milarca reviews
During their stay at Lake-town, Bilbo has a cold. Thorin helps with that. Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Mutlitasking by Willie The Plaid Jacket reviews
It was too much information for John's brain to process all at once, so he decided to focus purely on one aspect, the rest be damned. [Johnlock PWP]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crossing Bridges by Schmiezi reviews
Looking back later in life, John always felt that he should have seen it coming sooner. But the first weeks after the Heroic Return had been so filled up that he only realised something was seriously wrong with Sherlock when it was too late for an easy way out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,385 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You can't kill them all! by YouLowerTheIQofTheWholeStreet
John gives Jim a list of his ex-lovers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Namesake by FortunesArkHero reviews
On the five year anniversary of John's death, Sherlock takes his young son to explain to him why he was given the name that he has.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Diary of Clarissa Moriarty by CeliaEquus reviews
Clarissa is the daughter of James and John Moriarty. Her innocence has protected her from the reality of her parents' Bonding. That innocence will be stripped away as she comes closer to the truth of her Papa's profession, and her Daddy's wish for freedom. See inside for warnings. Disclaimer: I don't own 'Sherlock', nor am I making any money from this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,036 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] OC - Complete
Parentlock one-shot by SimCat reviews
Just a cute (I hope!) Parentlock one-shot :) Please review! :)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
Five Times John Wasn't Gay and One Time by andromeda's song reviews
Title pretty much says it all. A look into the antics that prompt John to dig out his long-suffering defense of his heterosexuality. We've got dancing, massage oil, undercover operations, and liberal applications of the phrase "I'm not gay!" T only for my paranoia.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
It's My Fault by Bestbuds55 reviews
The tables are turned when John comes in contract with Sherlock's latest experiment, it leaves him unable to take care of himself. Sherlock must care for him, but what happens when he falls in love with John?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sand In The Sun by xxignoredxx reviews
A case leaves John with memories of the Afghan sun. (originally written for letswritesherlock challenge 1, but didn't get it done in time. could be set either before/after the fall)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Legionnaire by VesperL2 reviews
He already had been to war and back. He had already been shot on the shoulder and kidnapped far too many times to count, but nothing could have prepared army Doctor John Hamish Watson for what now laid scribbled in the letter in front of him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anything Beats Studying by Kryzanna reviews
It's exam time and who doesn't love a bit of procrastination, especially when it comes in the form of the library chat-room! Banter, study-unrelated discussion and the invasion of personal lives ensues. Who needs secrets anyway? Yaoi pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Concerning Hobbits and Wolves by ShivaVixen reviews
While recovering in Rivendell, Kili realizes that Bilbo was far more scared of the mere possiblity of wolves than orcs, and decides to ask a simple question. Why did Bilbo fear wolves? The answer somewhat surprises the dwarves. Alternatively: A discussion of the Fell Winter & Warrior Hobbits, as well as why and how Thorin Oakenshield decides to give their Burglar a chance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli, Thorin - Complete
I got you, dobe! by FragmentsOfHeart reviews
"I got you, dobe…" a husky, seductive voice that belonged to no other than Uchiha Sasuke purred into his ear. "Three long years, it has been, hm? Let me show you just how much I missed you, Naruto." Our naïve Uzumaki Naruto gulped. He had no idea what was waiting for him. Sasunaru Oneshot. Yaoi, and LEMONS! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Car Crash by FamousNoOne reviews
Post-Reichenbach. John is involved in a car crash, and it helps him realize a few things about himself. My first Sherlock fic. Rated T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Seduction Deduction by andromeda's song reviews
John makes a deduction at a crime scene that leads Sherlock to believe that John is...up to something. What he doesn't know is that John has designed his own experiment aimed at seducing the great Sherlock Holmes. Warning: seduction techniques aimed at reeling in consulting detectives ahead. Nothing too out of control and in character as much as it can be.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Science by Bonfire Watson reviews
Oneshot. John receives a strange text from Sherlock whilst out buying milk. All for science apparently. Rated T because I'm paranoid. I obviously don't own Sherlock or the characters but I wish I did!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Against the Clock by Lunavere reviews
For years, Jim Moriarty never feared Mycroft Holmes. There was nothing the man could do to him, after all. Not even torture fazed him. And then John Watson came into his life...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Lestrade's bet by TaliaLion234 reviews
Lestrade makes a bet about Sherlock and John. What happens when he's losing? Same story as my old account, sherlocklovesjohn, but edited severely. Please Read and Review!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Babe by Evenlodes Friend reviews
John drops a term of affection at a crime scene, with unforseen results. Part of the 'Geography of a Shared Life' series, vignettes exploring aspects of John and Sherlock's established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Case of the Green-Eyed Soldier by Lunavere reviews
It was another boring Sunday when Mycroft walked into their flat and blackmailed Sherlock to investigate a case for him. For Sherlock, this case is nothing special - just another one of Mycroft's "national security" cases. For John, it hits too close to home. As old colleagues and memories resurface, John finds it hard to hide his emotions from an ever observant Sherlock. 1 of 3.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Traditions Started with Red Pants by Lunavere reviews
John and his rugby mates have a particularly interesting tradition: each year, someone is gifted a pair of red, y-front pants for Christmas. That following New Year's Eve, that person has to perform a strip tease for the rugby team. After years of being in the army, John all but forgets about the tradition. That is until he receives a present in the mail.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Fighting Instinct by Lunavere reviews
John H. Watson comes to realise that fighting one's instinct is not always easy... and not always the best thing to do.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Five Steps to Freedom by Lunavere reviews
After being bitten in Afghanistan, John Watson is honourably discharged after presenting as an Omega. He is sent to the Centre, a location that keeps Omegas in order to pair them with a compatible Alpha through a five step process. For John, this place has become a prison. However, that is soon to all change for John when an Alpha finally decides to go through the process with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Into A Dragon's Heart by Lunavere reviews
John Watson just wanted to watch the annual migration of dragons from the tree tops. Never once did he imagine that he would get closer than that.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Over The Moon by Lunavere reviews
John Watson finally becomes John Moriarty, and he's just starting to get used to it... and understand all that it entails.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Under the Circumstances by Lunavere reviews
After being kidnapped off the street, John wakes up in a locker room. Not only does he find out Jim Moriarty's true identity, he discovers that he is in heat... and the only Alpha in the room is Jim Moriarty himself.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
What Gets the Blood Going by Lunavere reviews
After being shot, John Watson is honourably discharged and forced to return to London. Upon his return, he finds that he is missing excitement in his life. He decides to take a buddy's advice and become a blood donor for vampires in hopes that it will help. When he is rejected because of the shrapnel in his shoulder taints his blood, he decides to just make the best of the night.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Just One Touch Away by Lunavere reviews
There were four facts about soulmates that everyone knew. One: every living soul had a soulmate somewhere in the world. Two: in order to identify one's soulmate, one had to make skin-to-skin contact with that person. Three: that soulmates, once they find each other, generally could not bear to be separated. And four: most people never found their soulmates.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] Sherlock H. - Complete
Pawn Takes King by Lunavere reviews
John Watson had always assumed that he would never play a major role in Moriarty's game. He is taken by surprise when Moriarty makes a shocking demand: one month with John Watson in exchange for Britain's tactical positions and plans in Afghanistan. John has now become a pawn to be used as both Moriarty and Mycroft please. But what everyone forgets is that a pawn has power, too.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,205 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Two Falls, One Death by TaxiCabtoNowhereland reviews
Sherlock has always been a curious child. When his curiosity leads to disaster he was supposed to die on that cliff side. Until a certain Spirit intervened... (Warnings Inside!)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Degrees by Allycat33 reviews
You see, there are different levels of their relationship, levels that different people see in different situations. Different degrees that they have, just as there are different degrees of schooling. And, just as with schooling, the higher the degree being considered, the more complicated it becomes. -Hints of Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Guardian by godtissumbrella reviews
When Sherlock returned, John kept asking for Mycroft. Sherlock is surprised by this, so John tells him what happened when he was 'dead', and how he could have never coped without Mycroft. This story is rated M for angst, attempted suicide and depression. Please read and review. Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,578 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Defending What is Right by jankmusic reviews
Molly Hooper isn't having a good day, but her control doesn't unravel until someone throws homophobic slurs at a crime scene.—Part of the One-a-Day Challenge
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2013 - John W., Mary M., Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Once Upon A Time In London by NeverMineToHold reviews
Whistle-blowers are a pesky little problem that Jim hates, at least until it's time to deal with them up close and bloody personal. Having Johnny-boy along for the ride makes such an excursion extra sweet, and what comes after is just as rewarding... Slash, Jim Moriarty/John Watson
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Knight, Burning Bright by Shadow Nashira reviews
Kidnapped during a case, John rescues himself and comes across an injured Sebastian Moran. Afterwards, Jim Moriarty changes his mind and decides that one John Watson isn't as boring as he first seemed. Features BAMF!John and John/Jim pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/14/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty, Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Solider Returns by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
AU- John is finally home from war and Sherlock had finally broken out of his sullen mood- The Yarders, who don't know about John, are surprised by Sherlock's rapid change in behaviour- especially when he turns down a case. Established Johnlock. Rated T for safety
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 174 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Marry Me by Ayanaki reviews
Bilbo Baggins believes that he is undeniably in love with the man he is supposed to marry- even if it is an arranged marriage. But then he meets Thorin- a blacksmith in the Shire- and his two young nephews, Fili and Kili. Now he doesn't know what to believe. (T for now. Rating may go up.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
These Moments by btch sprinkles reviews
It's these moments John lives for. Everything changed when he met Sherlock Holmes, a deaf consulting detective. Unfortunately nothing is what it seems to be when it comes to Sherlock Holmes. SHxJW asexual Sherlock. Deaf Character.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Experiment in sickness by flagma reviews
Sherlock finally manages to accidentally poison John with an experiment. Cue sick!john caring!sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He Was Dead by NeverMessWithTeddyBears reviews
"I'm not a ghost." "I'm not saying you're a ghost.", John replies, lifting his head up, "Just stop haunting me." He limps out of the room. {Inspired by a post spread around internet.}
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Solar System Is Useless by laughing senseless reviews
John won't stop pestering Sherlock to learn about the solar system. Sherlock uses some enjoyable methods of distraction to convince his dear doctor that Sherlock is right. Greg, Sally, and Anderson deal with the results. Johnlock Slash Yaoi Oneshot SherlockxJohn
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Perfect Derailment by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Au- John finds himself caught up in a train accident and Sherlock must deal with feelings that he is not used to. Johnlock! No character death . Please R&R Rated T fro safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Dear Santa, by jennirenarvaez reviews
"Beautiful."- I said. "I was 5 years old."- He said. "So… A friend, huh?" He looked at me and smirked. "It came a bit late, isn t it?"- He looked down.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Mute the World by pyrexprodigy reviews
The world is split between those who have abilities and those who do not. Sherlock is what they call an alternative, someone who struggled for years to suppress and essentially rid themselves of their abilities. Suddenly, all this talk of abilities comes into play when Sherlock meets the seemingly normal John Watson. Slight Johnlock, though not exactly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Missing clothes by Aiamcupid reviews
Johns clothes go missing and when something strange happens like missing clothes of course the first person to seek out is Sherlock ... T for mild nudity ... No I do not own Sherlock i wish but no ... And I posted this around my birthday so reviews would be a great present :3
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Whatever He Can Do I Can Do Better by gideondorf reviews
Thorin is jealous of how much attention Bilbo gives Beorn. Thilbo
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Beorn - Complete
Jealously by Quiesce reviews
After a heated argument with Sherlock, John leaves the flat to stay at Sarah's. Sherlock comes to realize he doesn't like that. Johnlock. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dr and Mr Moriarty by lalunaticscribe reviews
John is Jim Moriarty's husband... and he is a perfectly ordinary bloke. Criminal activities don't touch their relationship. Absolutely. They have an ordinary relationship and marriage. They are both happy - for a given value of happy, between a secret criminal mastermind and an ex-Army surgeon. Right? Sherlock is confused. Also up on AO3. Warning: Tragic end
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Us against the world by TheMidoriFairy reviews
When John Watson enters his senior year of high school, he finds himself absolutely friendless and desperate to ever be appreciated for who he is. But he will soon realise that he doesn't need "friends" : he only needs one. Au Johnlock ; rated T for safety (I don't know if it's gonna be useful yet, but it might.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jumpers by reallybritish reviews
It was getting cold again. Very cold. Jumper season, John called it. (Hopefully) fluffy and funny eventual Johnlock. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take My Hand by betweenraindrops reviews
"John's heart was pounding in his chest, the seconds unbearable, and then, finally, Lestrade looked up, and John could see it in his eyes." When everyone at a press conference to discuss a development in Sherlock's case receives a mysterious text message, John Watson knows what it means, and goes off in search of the sender. Johnlock one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Smarter One by kathawk reviews
Lestrade and his team gets called in to investigate a murder in the Houses of Parliament. Having to deal with not only Sherlock Holmes but also Mycroft and a smug John Watson may just go and ruin what he thought should be a lovely Sunday. T because of reasons.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/2/2013 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'd be Lost Without my Blogger by shadenc reviews
"There are several snipers with their guns pointed at your head this very moment. Now, if you look up you'll see John and myself on the rooftop of Bart's. Understand the game yet?" "Shoot me. Let him go and shoot me." "Noble now, are we? Unfortunately, you are not the one who will make that decision." (Reverse Reichenbach) Now complete!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,808 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jealousy by GreenNebulae reviews
Prompt: John gets incredibly drunk and tells Lestrade he likes Sherlock. Up to you what Lestrade does with that information Excerpt: Then John must have slipped into an alternate universe because Greg smirked and hooked a finger under John's chin before kissing him deeply.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Dr Watson's New Doctor by justanotheraveragehuman reviews
Sherlock tends to his room mate John who needs intensive care after an unfortunate poisoning incident.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gray Area by Reading-Penguin reviews
John always considered Sherlock as his closest friend. However, after Sherlock gets seriously injured during a case, John begins to see Sherlock in a different light. How will this effect their relationship? (Johnlock story).
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,382 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Orange by littlemisshamish reviews
Dammit Mycroft. Sequel to Red.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Dead by PellinoreWarthrop'sApprentice reviews
John right after The Reichenbach Fall, with Lestrad quietly watching over him. Inspired by a picture I saw (if I knew the artist I would give them the credit that is due but saw it on FB). Rated T only because of the death of the great Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Damaged Heart by xelectrogirlx reviews
A modern re-telling of Beauty and the Beast but with fairytale aspects. "Now listen to me carefully. From this day you have ten years to find somebody who will love you for who you are." "And if ten years pass and this person hasn't arrived... what then?" "Then, Sherlock Holmes, you will die. And the way you are at the moment, the world will be better off for it."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,848 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by bgtea reviews
In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,700 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Gray Skies by bakedpotara reviews
A Johnlock AU in which John finds himself developing a strange fascination towards patient of his. [One-Shot]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Costumes by HappyMe-O reviews
Kevin throws a costume party and invites the Edd's. Nazz and Eddy are secretly setting something up behind Kevin and Edd's back. What could it be? KevEdd
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Medical Attention by DreamWolfie reviews
It's Sherlock's birthday and John has a special surprise for him. Johnlock, established relationship. Read, enjoy, and review if you want.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Angel by MrsNoggin reviews
John is an angel. That can be the only explanation. A response to the challenging request for a realistic wingfic one-shot. Rated T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rewrite by smaragdbird reviews
Bofur gives Bilbo a courting gift. Bilbo accidentally gives it away. (Bofur/Bilbo)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Bombur, Ori - Complete
Magical Touch by new born bliss reviews
Spa center AU. John starts working as a masseuse and Sherlock is his client.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beneath the Jumper by laureleaf reviews
Sherlock hates warm weather, because when it's warm, John doesn't wear his jumpers. A character study/hurt-comfort/angst/humor/gen fic detailing the story behind (or rather underneath) the famous knitwear.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Smut by Spirit Lily0 reviews
This is a one-shot. Pure smut. John catches Sherlock staring at him. M/M. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How it all starts by MaybeThisTime221 reviews
John Watson is a med student recently invalided home from the army. He struggles with mundane, everyday things. Until a hot flash of light seems to have put an end to it all. He must struggle to continue in what seems to be a world without people, until he meets Sherlock. Apocalypse AU Impending fluff and angst to come. (reviews are appreciated!) xoxo
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Nightmares and Fear by zoltargirl reviews
John's mind is often not the most pleasant place to be.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John is My Experiment by robotkeychain reviews
Sherlock has been feeling a strange attraction to John. So what does he do? Experiments. Just a little oneshot I made up after seeing a lot of Johnlock fan art. This is based off of one of them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Broken Walls by A. Heimby reviews
When will the horrible things Sherlock see's finally get to him, and how will John cope when they do?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Remedy by Niko reviews
A viral outbreak has caused the world to take doomsday precautions. While the best and brightest are locked away in the Ark, the rest of humanity has only death as a comfort to the pains of infection.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chronicles of a Warrior and a Burglar by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
For Hobbit Kink Meme: Bilbo really wants to go on the adventure with the Dwarves. However, he cannot go without family, so he asks Dwalin to marry him. To everyone's surprise. Dwaggins
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,342 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Brother by KawaiiEuphoria reviews
Eren comes home from school one day, excited to see his brother, Levi. But what happens when he can't find him? Shota!Eren; AU.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
The SeventyFourth Annual Hunger Games by Angst Is My Middle Name reviews
Hunger Games!AU - John Watson of District 10 thought he would die for sure when he volunteered for the Hunger Games to save someone else, but it becomes a fight for survival when he wants to save someone during the Games. T for eventual violent content. Final chapter now up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The power of soup by feralandfree reviews
Sickfic Challenge! Lestrade is ill, but doesn't want to show it. Rated T for reference to adult themes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2013 - DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times He Woke Up With Sherlock, and The One Time He Didn't by MrsNoggin reviews
It was a strange experience, waking up beside someone in bed. John notices a habit developing. Rated M for mature references and language. Not angsty in the slightest!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Thank You by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
"We're all going down to the pub to celebrate. You in?" Donovan asked. John nodded. "Uh, yeah, sure. Sherlock, do you-" "Wait," Donovan cut him off, "You think we'd let Freak come? No, the invitation is just for you."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shattered Dreams by b-blueberry reviews
The battle was won, everyone was alive, but that didn't mean anything good. Quite the opposite. It meant that certain hobbit will be punished for stealing from King Thorin. Mpreg. Hurt. Alternate Universe. Major Character Death.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Thráin, Frodo B. - Complete
Splinter by obsessedwithstabler reviews
He felt the ice crack further beneath him and he willed Sherlock to back away with the child. The ice finally gave way with a groan and for a moment, John felt himself float before he slipped back into the frigid water.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Strip Sherlock Naked by MargyW reviews
When John and Lestrade discover that Sherlock has never played a stripping game, they set out to change that. Established relationship Johnlock. Rated T for language .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Eternal Guardian by NerdAndProudForever reviews
(One-Shot) Sherlock and John stumble onto each other. What they don't realize is that they come from different worlds. Quite literally. Can a vampire and a werewolf find solace in each other?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Traditions by fanficxo reviews
John wasn't sure when it started—but it did. It was like a tradition now; an odd one, yes, but once it happened the first time it just kept happening. (johnlockprompts.tumblr)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tapping in Morse Code by Grac3 reviews
Part one of the Volens!Verse. Vampire!Sherlock (and Mycroft). Sherlock starves himself when he's working a case. Worried of the possible consequences of his brother's actions, Mycroft suggests that he finds a more reliable food source than the usual sterile blood bags - in the form of a certain ex-army medic. See warnings inside. Threeshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beautiful Day, Isn't it? by adamantly reviews
John's not sure what he was expecting, but that is definitely not it. Johnlock Pre-slash. Uni!lock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ten Hours by morningdawn202 reviews
John was gone. John was gone and it was the absolute worst ten hours of Sherlock Holmes's life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Zoo by madmad01 reviews
John decides to give Sherlock a childhood by taking him to the zoo. Established Johnlock. Slightly OOC Sherlock. Kind of fluffy. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John's Birthday Present by Onemoremiracleforme reviews
John's birthday is coming up and Sherlock has an idea for a birthday present. But will it go down well with John? Sorry, I suck at summaries. T to be safe. I do not own anything although I really want to.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Detective Is the Best Husband a Man Can Have by Giraffes Sent Me reviews
As John Watson soon finds out, a detective is the best husband a man can have. Not in the traditional sense, maybe, but in so many small ways that the retired army captain really appreciates. [A silly little 221B about the joys of discovery.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Before the Game by The Book Sniffer reviews
Sherlock has never been one for parties, but despite this, he and John get roped into going to one hosted for him by Mycroft. Boredom takes hold, forcing them to play the perfect party game:Mafia.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
You Found Me by HollyShadow88 reviews
From a prompt on Tumblr. John's patiently waiting for Sherlock to come rescue him from yet another kidnapping, but the detective's reaction at the end is slightly less expected than usual. Rated M mostly for...vaguely mentioned adult themes? Yes, I suppose that's about right.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Out by bilbobraggins reviews
Thorin wasn't the kind of person to typically go to a club. :: Bagginshield Modern AU One-Shot
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Dwalin - Complete
Ringbearers by C.Queen reviews
Having crossed over to the afterlife together Frodo decides to play matchmaker and insists that he and his uncle must go on an adventure together. What do they seek? Why his uncle's long dead friends, particularly Thorin Oakenshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Our Dear Hobbit by Kiddiluna reviews
Filli and Kill both find Bilbo interesting.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Fíli, Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
The Uselessness of Modesty by Aierselnen reviews
Bilbo discovers that dwarves do not hold themselves to any standards regarding modesty. Shameless fluff. Don't go easy on me because it's my first fanfic- I want to improve!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
H 2941 by lythande188 reviews
Alternate Universe where everybody lives. In a country that is ruled by the strong line of Durin and now by Thorin II Oakenshield, hobbits are held in the catacombs of the mountains as slaves. They have no name, no value. Rumors making the rounds about riots and alert the dwarves. Bilbo is brought to Erebor by the nephews of Thorin Oakenshield. Thorin has interest in the hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Not According to Plan by ValkeryVale reviews
A dubious plan to catch a killer has John pretending to be a high end escort and Sherlock trying to break into a car. Just a bit of silliness...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, DI Dimmock - Complete
The Problem by wanderingtardisonbakerstreet reviews
Sherlock has a problem. It's annoying and recurring, and John Watson is to blame with his inordinately protective deeds. Thank God for long coats. Johnlock. One shot. Rated M for some sexy times.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
BBCSH 'Gregory' by tigersilver reviews
The issue of 'Greg' is an absolutely burning one, at least in Sherlock's view.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
High School Never Really Ends by Kryzanna reviews
It's been seven years since high school, but a reunion reveals that some people haven't moved on and haven't changed. Sasuke's still an asshole to Naruto, and uptight Neji still can't stand the lazy Shikamaru. Can a week trapped in high school activities and memories change what time hasn't? Contains yaoi and eventually lemons. SasuNaru, ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,362 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Everyone can do this by hoppsel reviews
Everyone can. So why couldn't Sherlock and John? (basically just a pwp with long introduction - there is a little point in that)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I've Got Your Back by Seventeenth Shenanigan reviews
At the end of a day, when Anderson's been a prat and John's snapped in front of the whole NSY, John just really wants a cup of tea. But no, Sherlock just has to steal his tea. For Christ's sake.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Run, Rabbit, Run by MargyW reviews
Lestrade needs Sherlock and John's help to catch a killer at a gay gentleman's club. Not really Johnlock, but if you squint hard you can see it on the horizon. "There may be few things more embarrassing than being carried in a chair lift by the Holmes brothers, whilst dressed as a bunny, but John had yet to encounter them." Rated T for swearing and adult themes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A mile in his shoes by Outakurebecca reviews
They couldn't swap the clothes they already had because they wouldn't have fit right. John's chest was broader, more muscled, and Sherlock was taller. Annoyingly so.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
May I Have This Dance? by God of Mishief reviews
"Greg, since our boyfriends are being so…uncooperative…would you care to join me for a dance?" John held out his hand. "Would love to," Greg grinned, taking the offered appendage. Jealousy did not become the Holmes boys, except, well, when it did. Mystrade/Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Beats of Three by DonnaBella10 reviews
Explicit Sherlock/John. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamic. Dubious Consent. Bonding. Mating/Heat Cycles. Sherlock is an Alpha, John a Beta. During Sherlock's peak of Rut, he and John spend a night together, with an unintended consequence. X-post from AO3 account.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,522 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, DI Lestrade - Complete
It Starts with a Kiss by whosgirl22 reviews
It was just a kiss, but John is afraid that he has upset the balance of 221B for good. Weeks have passed and Sherlock has yet to react, so John assumes the detective must be unaffected. Time for John to learn how wrong he is. Pure and utter fluff! [Head over to my account at AO3 for a continuation into sexier times].
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Corrosion by ChosenOfAshurha reviews
The vampire Jim Moriarty takes a peek into John's mind, and sees a beautiful challenge- he's consumed with the need to corrupt that purity, to let the darkness out, to watch John come undone. Written for a prompt on the Johniarty tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Priest by EmpressKira reviews
AU. Luffy is a Priest and becomes part of a very powerful and hard to get into group; CP9. With some more training, he is soon going on major missions to fight against the demons plaguing Red Line. One battle becomes a huge awakening for Luffy as he meets the vampyre commander and something happens. What will happen? Angst, Romance, Fantasy. Rated M for bonus. ZoLu. OS.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
For Better or For Worse by The Emcee reviews
A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,283 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane by madasalways reviews
The first time John kisses Sherlock he receives no reaction. It's almost nothing – an accidental collision of chapped lips against cheekbone and John is not sure it even qualifies as a kiss.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Great Cat Consulting Detective by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
AU- Lestrade could do nothing about the stray black cat that turned up at his crime scenes and at the Yard- named Sherlock- but he wasn't prepared for another to show up. Rated T for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Over and Beyond (Expextations) by Elenothar reviews
I takes Thorin an embarrassingly long while to figure out that he has some suspiciously romantic feelings towards the company's very own burglar - and even longer to do something about it. A story about two particularly stubborn blind people, a slow romance, and what might or might not be fate (though it feels a lot like love).
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,296 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Morals and liver from the gutter by DevilGhostflower reviews
Drinking is bad. Sleeping with your underage subordinates is bad. Doing it in Lance Corporal Levi's bed is even worse. Erwin/Eren
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Eren Y., Erwin S. - Complete
The Barkeep and The Madman by todaywasasherlockday reviews
AU: John is working in a bar in London to help pay his way through medical school, when he meets an insane man who looks like he'd strolled straight out of a mystery novel. Rated for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Collateral Damage by PeaJay reviews
Sherlock Holmes once said there are two types of fans. The 'Your bedroom's just a taxi ride away' fan, and the 'Catch me before I kill again' fan. So what happens when a fangirl gets a bit jealous and a lot overzealous? aka How Sherlock and John became a couple. Part 1 in the Mind the Gap series
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sherlock's Trick by Alice Bekett reviews
Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reiner's Fall From Grace by Jester310 reviews
Like many people out there, Reiner too has his own fall from grace moment. One minute he's the kind hearted, big brother, and the next he's fighting the urge to pin down Armin Arlert but not quite pulling it off. One more thing, he forgot to do a reality check—his extremely overprotective childhood friend, Mikasa with her sure-to-death right hook.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Armin A., Reiner B. - Complete
Kidnapped! A Comedy by scuttlesworth reviews
Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
A Sure Thing by Mesita reviews
[KevEdd] Edd works at the campus coffee shop where Kevin is a regular customer. Kevin's father is a prominent member of the University Board and Edd's only hope for his desired future. Kevin is struggling to maintain a C average in order to remain on the Basketball team. Surely the two of them can work out some kind of deal... [Coffee Shop/College AU]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,820 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Sasuke's Epic Proposal by Praecipula reviews
SasuNaru. One-shot. Naruto woke up on his birthday with a ramen at their table. He ate it and apparently, the engagement ring too which Sasuke was planning to give him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Missing Piece by ConsultingStag reviews
John is furious and leaves the flat after an argument with Sherlock. John wents missing and now Sherlock tries his hardest to get his only friend back. Along the way he discovers that maybe John means more to him than Sherlock had thought. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,283 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Broken by God of Mishief reviews
When Sherlock breaks his foot, he has to sit in an Immediate Care center room with nothing but John Watson to keep him company. He's in pain. He's bored. But what happens when Dr. White, a pretty fan of Hatman and Robin, takes an interest in his John? Possessive Sherlock/Possessive John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Irene A. - Complete
A Budding Flower by PunyBrainer reviews
LabTei. Shounen Ai, Slice of life. rated M for chapter 4. Future TeiLab? content's revised.
07-Ghost - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Labrador, Teito K. - Complete
Hotel XXX by Stre reviews
AU! Random cracky setting. Maka works in room service. Soul is a famous pianist staying at the hotel. Lots of citrus.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Catching the Wind by Ominousmagic reviews
Sherlock is a stranger, looking at himself through broken, tempered glass. Amnesia is a tricky thing. Good thing he has John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Violet Nights 4: All The Colours Of Morning by Funky In Fishnet reviews
AU Thorin has trust issues, lunch with Belladonna, and many thoughts about the past and about Bilbo Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Nighttime Strangers by BasicallyABrit reviews
AU Teen!lock. John's friend, Sarah, has dragged him through a rather disappointing prom only to end up as the only one awake in a huge, empty house belonging to one of Sarah's friends, Mycroft, where their limo group decided to crash for the night. Bored and restless, John follows music to an open door only to be confronted with Mycroft's mysterious stranger of a brother, Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Doctor and his Mad Man by LadyDenver reviews
John has an hot passionate night with Sherlock and wakes in his arms. I dont own the characters. Review review review! This was an RP written with my lovely friend, adapted into story format.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Favorites by The Stitched Ninja reviews
There were five different things that Jim loved. They were his favorite! Kevedd Parenting
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Kevin, Edd - Complete
Sing Me My Life by OMGimprocrastinating reviews
John is a siren. Less of a seductive-personality and more of a possible-cult-leader-like-status if John is keen on it. Which, he isn't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Harry W. - Complete
Violet Nights 1: Golden Afternoons by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Persuaded by friends and family, Bilbo Baggins quits his boring job and opens a quiet café with a rainbow sticker in the window –everybody's welcome. He doesn't expect it to become a safe comfortable place for a very protective and paranoid family, who happen to run the biggest gay club in town. He's not complaining though, not when Thorin looks at him like that.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
For A Case, John! by dadsonahuntingtrip reviews
Sherlock has to get drunk for a case, and asks John to write down what he does while intoxicated.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A New Drug by raziraphale reviews
"I feel utterly ridiculous." "You look utterly ridiculous." / John makes the mistake of dragging his best friend, Sherlock Holmes, to a school dance. Unsurprisingly, dancing is most definitely not on Sherlock's short list of things he finds enjoyable (or at least not completely insufferable). John tries his hardest to remedy this. Teen!lock AU. Johnlock. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hedgehog by starlight.moon.princess reviews
John Watson oddly resembles a hedgehog. Or, the five times someone thought that John was a hedgehog, and the one time someone told him. Not crack, somehow. Johnlock, hints of Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/11/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Reading Subtext by Englandwouldfall reviews
Five times Sherlock tried to tell John he was interested... and one time the message was actually delivered. Johnlock (obviously).
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,464 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
221 Jump Street by Lynn Larsh reviews
Sherlock and John wake up a bit younger than when they went to sleep. Sherlock sees this as an opportunity.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/7/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Great Man by FugitiveSGA reviews
Sherlock was not a trained killer. He found the idea of killing repulsive. But to protect John, he was forced to kill again and again. He returns to John, but is he still a good man?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Uber Cute and Pocket-Sized by The Emcee reviews
Gandalf was getting thoroughly annoyed by the dwarves, so he decided to try and place a spell on them. Unfortunately, thanks to the dwarves being quite good with shields and dodging in general, Bilbo is hit with the spell instead, much to Thorin's chagrin and Gandalf's amusement. And what ensues? Chaos. Implied Thilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf - Complete
Cuddles and Confessions by starlight.moon.princess reviews
Harry's not a mean, spiteful, abusive drunk. Nor is she a depressed, weepy drunk. No, Harry's actually a cuddly drunk. And Sherlock just has to deal with the misfortune of being home alone when she comes looking for John. / In which Harry just refuses to let go of Sherlock, John is entertained by it all, and somehow, the result is Johnlock. Mentioned HarryClara
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Harry W. - Complete
Waxing Romantic by Hitmonchu reviews
The Eds finally come up with a halfway decent money scheme for Valentine's Day, and even Kevin is willing to pay for it. Double D is denser than a black hole. (Kevin/Edd)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
On the Table (Eventually John Watson's Favorite Christmas Story) by Emma Grant reviews
Set after TRF. Someone's leaving John strange little gifts in the weeks before Christmas. But who could it be? Note: This is the non-explicit version of this fic. The explicit version is posted on AO3 (link in my profile).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Coffee? by piratesquared reviews
Greg turns up to the flat only to find Sherlock out. John offers him coffee while he waits... Well, it'd be rude to say no...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2013 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Adoration by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock adores John. Plain and simple. Established relationship. Nice bit of fluff smut for my friends mattsloved1. Rated M, just because!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
With All My Heart by Quinn Anderson reviews
AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,737 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Omega by themuller reviews
According to the text books, breaking the bond between an Alpha and his Omega results in the death of the Omega. When John's Alpha, Professor Moriarty, is savagely murdered nobody expects John to survive. Still, here he is, alive and kicking - trying to start a new life, while clearing his name, and keeping unbonded Alphas at bay. - Beware: Omegaverse! To be continued in 'Mycroft'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,091 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times that John and Sherlock Seemed Like a Couple by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
... and one time that John didn't have the heart to complain. For the Johnlockers- you can wear your goggles here. For the non-Johnlockers- it isn't meant to be slash. Something for both sides of the fandom!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Singularity by pickledfingers reviews
As a man who types with two fingers, John was the last person you might expect to take a job working at the country's most forefront computer research facility, even if that job was 'on-site doctor'. It's satisfying but dull work, until he meets a man called Sherlock Holmes who makes things interesting and shows John that there might be more to humanity than just being human.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Cold by Tahalia001 reviews
Kíli feels the cold more than others. When they were little, Fíli would hold Kíli in his sleep to warm him up. Now older, Kíli has grown fond of his brother yet doesn't want to let his feelings take hold and ruin their relationship While traveling with Thorin and his company, a cold night hits and Fíli notices that Kíli isn't coping well. Cue fluff and all that jazz. Cuddles :)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Fíli, Kíli, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
In Which Pickled Eggs Are Involved by thehappyone reviews
"Can you explain to me again how exactly you managed to ruin my date, aggravate that nice girl to the point of emptying a two-liter jar of pickled eggs over your fat head, and get both of us kicked out of one of the only decent pub in this part of London for setting off a baking-soda-and-vinegar reaction, all in the time that I was in the loo?" Implied Johnlock in the end. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lift by IronicNarwhal reviews
Five times Bilbo had to be carried by a member of the company, and one time a member of the company was carried by Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur, Óin - Complete
You & They Belong To Us by Loveless Paradox reviews
[ThorinBilboFiliKili] Bilbo just doesn't understand that he belongs to all of them. He will be their queen- ouch! I mean their Halfling. Sorry I forgot queen was too ladylike for you... MPreg
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli] - Complete
Flattery Will Get You Nowhere by The Emcee reviews
Bilbo is six months pregnant. Graduation is coming up soon and Thorin's proposed. With baby plans, wedding plans, homework, and preparing for college, Bilbo doesn't have time to deal with Thranduil's flirting. Thilbo. Thorin/Bilbo. One sided Thranduil/Bilbo. Mpreg. Slash. One-shot. Sequel to Big Surprise
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Just a Kiss by Emma Grant reviews
Five times John and Sherlock kissed for a case, and one time they kissed for real. Note that this is the non-explicit version of this fic. The explicit version (which has an additional chapter) can be found on my AO3 page (linked in my profile).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/13/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Trouble In The Written Word by Symmetry-Meister reviews
Ritsu Onodera is given the task of managing a new star author in the Emeralds list of Manga Artists. But when things start getting heated and for all the wrong reasons can Ritsu trust Takano enough to help him? Rated M For Later Chapters
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,452 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Ritsu Onodera, Masamune Takano
Quietus by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme. Thorin/Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Not A Hard Deduction by slimandalittlebitfoxy reviews
Sherlock has been dreadfully bored, so John attempts to get him out of the flat to socialize by dragging him to a club, although things don't play out exactly like the doctor expects them to. Johnlock ensues. Rated M for a reason!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Big Surprise by The Emcee reviews
Thorin and Bilbo, both seniors in high school, have been together since freshman year and plan on getting married once they graduate. And then Bilbo finds out he's pregnant and all hell breaks loose. Thilbo. Slash. Mpreg.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
I Only Have One by Ponyrose13 reviews
Sherlock is not one for public displays of affection- but he can make an exception for his proposal. Contains M/M Romance (Non-explicit) Don't Like, Don't Read. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Masquerade by UpBrownStreet reviews
This story has a moral. That is; do not let Fili and Kili plan your party, no matter how much you think they can handle it. Thorin/Bilbo, Dwalin/Ori, Bofur/Nori and Fili/Kili (hinted.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,315 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Prince Charming or Whatever by Ferowyn reviews
Allowing himself to fall for Thorin Oakenshield is one of the most stupid things Bilbo Baggins has ever done.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
You Are My Heaven by QueenUnderTheM reviews
As the snow falls, feelings begin to rise. When Thorin hears of Bilbo's plan to leave Erebor he fears that this might be the last he'll ever get to see of his dear friend. A Valentines Day inspired song-fic to "You Are My Heaven" by Ron Pope. One Shot. BagginShield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Lesson in Attraction by TheMisfitToy reviews
When Lestrade gets fed up with the unresolved sexual tension in 221b Baker Street, what lengths is he willing to go to in order to relieve it? Slash galore!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Skin Deep by PinkGloom reviews
AU Sherlock Holmes is a famous painter who can paint the perfect likeness of anyone...that is until he meets John Watson. Rated M for sexy times in chp. 5 & up.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,237 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Paperweights by Naitachal666 reviews
"Bilbo is certainly not going to have sex with Thorin on the night that the Dwarves first show up in the Shire. He's more likely to hit the damned dwarf in the nose with a paper weight if he found him naked in his bed." A little bit of humor that could go with my story "Cherish".
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Cocoon by shinigami714 reviews
Bilbo dances, and unknowingly entrances, for a prompt on the hobbit kink meme. Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili, Dwalin/Ori
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] [Fíli, Kíli] - Complete
The Prisoner of Azkaban as told by John Watson by Spinning-In-Infinity reviews
Potterlock third instalment. There's a killer on the loose, but that's not all that's going down at Hogwarts. John's feelings for Sherlock grow stronger by the week, there's a new teacher who Sherlock is sure is hiding something, and Molly has a secret admirer. Lots of Johnlock feels sure to ensue. All one saga so rated M for later parts.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
I will follow you into the dark by immature-girl reviews
There were nights when Sherlock would curl up on top of him, face hidden on the crook of his neck and he would talk. It was sort of a sick fascination, hearing his stories. On these nights, John avoided thinking who the monster in their relationship actually was. Slender!Sherlock. Please, read warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
People Will Talk by j0wey reviews
After a light night on a case, a walk home in the rain becomes more than just a walk. Sherlock offers his coat to a shivering John who is afraid of people talking about them. Not sure it this will be a one shot or grow into more chapters.That depends on what review I can get. JohnLock, Rated M for sexual acts. If you don't like Man on Man, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Criminal by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
Naruto's and Pein's love, it's not rational, it's not logical, but neither of them care. PeinNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Pain/Pein, Naruto U.] - Complete
Scarf Man by NinjaninaIII reviews
Sherlock is Sherlock and John is a bookshop employee. Who even needs wikipedia anymore? Previously named: "A bookshop AU".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Snow Business by BenAddiction reviews
Just a little bit of fun in the snow. Pre-slash SH/JW, if you don't like, don't read. First attempt at pre-slash (please be kind). Rated T to be cautious. Final chapter is here. Please be kind and thank you for reading.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Warm Me Up by CheerieMahjong reviews
Sherlock and John are freezing in their hotel room, due to the power going out, cutting off the heat. They sleep in the same bed but in the middle of the night, John gets a lovely surprise. Slash, Johnlock, Top!lock, yay!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Movie Magic by The Emcee reviews
Thorin escaped to his study a few hours ago in order to work in as much peace and quiet as he could. But when he realized that he hadn't heard any laughing or yelling or anything at all, he began to worry and set out to investigate. What he found made his draw drop open.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Arbutus by shinigami714 reviews
After the encounter with Azog, Thorin is smitten with the hobbit and does his best the court him with manly and majestic deeds. Unfortunately all of his attempts seem to fail hard. Thorin/Bilbo, Angst, Fluff, Written for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Clubs by 13ways2die reviews
I don't like clubs. I don't like the mass of strangers gyrating against you in some dark hole in the wall. I don't like the random gropes, and I most defiantly do not like the idea of possible getting ruffied on some ones "nice gestures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hollow by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Bring me flowers by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: It becomes pretty obvious early on that Bilbo knows nothing of Dwarven culture and behaviour. However, he falls for Bofur quite hard and decides to court him in a proper Dwarven way
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
A Bead of Silver by ThePotterMalfoyProblem reviews
A short bittersweet tale of love that lasts through time, told through the eyes of Frodo Baggins. Thorin/Bilbo (Thilbo) SLASH Rated T because people think relationships are controversial. Only a slight bit angsty, I promise. *bookverse*
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Bagginses is stuck by St.Alya reviews
In which Fili and Kili aren't very helpful, but have enough sense to send the right dwarf to get him out of his complicated predicament.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Unions In A Cave by TheMisfitToy reviews
Bilbo/Bofur slash! My take on what happens in the cave before the company end up in the goblin nation.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bofur, Bilbo B. - Complete
That Might Have Been My Fate by Hekate1308 reviews
John never met Sherlock Holmes. Instead, he met Sebastian Moran, who introduced him to Jim Moriarty. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,412 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
House of Took by yaoigirl22 reviews
Bilbo may say he's a Baggins, but he is also a Took, and Tooks are very…eccentric. As our company of Dwarves are about to find out. "What do you mean we're married!" Not Slash!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 209 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Like The Father by clawswrites reviews
AU. Bilbo is the son of Radagast the Brown, which explains the reason why animals seemed to have taken a liking to the hobbit. By the end of the fic, there is undeniable Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Radagast - Complete
Courting under the stars by TheMisfitToy reviews
Thorin wants to know why. Bilbo is mischevious and Fili and Kili are scared.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Substatrum by julads reviews
Kyle is hesitant about sharing an apartment with Stan.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Where Does He Put It All? by Rikkamaru reviews
This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 200 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Bombur - Complete
Let's Make the Most of the Night by SailorChibi reviews
John's not expecting much when Harry drags him to the club. It's not how he wants to spend New Years Eve, not in the least. But then a strange man approaches him at the bar and suddenly his boring night is anything but. Johnlock one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Slow Burn by taranoire reviews
It's just sex. They don't need to bring names into it. Roy/Ed, smutty
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Unsullied by Tashilovet reviews
Nightmares don't have a name. Which is why Sherlock gave himself one. A slenderlock fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Candy Canes by The Emcee reviews
What was Thorin supposed to do when Bilbo just whipped out that candy cane and began sucking on it halfway through the movie? College AU.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Treasure Under the Mountain by ClassicalTorture reviews
And in the heart of the Lonely Mountain lais Thorin's most prized possession. His crown jewel, known of only by those closest to him, and even then with great reluctance. In the bed of silks and furs, among gold and gems he sleeps, undisturbed by all for fear of the Dwarven King's wrath that should fall on anyone who dares to awaken his burglar. Now with fanart!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Puberty by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Puberty just fucking sucks guys. Kinda rapey. PWP, sucks all around. Cheers!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Delicate by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
Being raised amongst rough and tough dwarves, Thorin knows how to appreciate something delicate when he sees it. Something like Bilbo. :Thorin/Bilbo:
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Freedom Knight by TheMadKatter13 reviews
After breaking off a long-term relationship, Sakura and Ino convince Naruto that all he needs is a bar hop to find a piece of fresh meat. AU. Gaara/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Naruto U., Gaara] - Complete
Pomegranate Seeds by aotetsu reviews
The world begins to fall apart when Seijuro, god of the underworld, finds his reason to live.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Akashi Seijuurou, Kuroko T. - Complete
Complete by spaceman-earthgirl reviews
High School AU. Sherlock has something to tell his best friend, he's just not sure how John is going to react. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Summer to Remember by theconsultingdreamer reviews
Librarian! John finally talks to Sherlock, who is always checking out strange books. Written for the Johnlock gift exchange, for somehow-create-ourselves.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Matter of Consent by Ida Expurgation reviews
Five times Sherlock groped John through his trousers platonically and the one time he didn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
On Your Knees by myswordfishmind reviews
AU, Based on the film "Secretary": After he is invalided from the war, John feels his life is quickly spinning out of control, but when he finds a job assisting a man by the name of Sherlock Holmes he may find the very thing he's needed all along. (Warnings: Sub/dom, BDSM, self-harm)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,496 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Non Compos Mentis by KeepingFilmAlive reviews
John comes across a patient that pushes him to research the behavioral patterns associated with autism and Sociopathy. When Sherlock finds out, John can't help but get suspicious at his reaction. Johnlock fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Memoirs of a Slut: How the Mustang was Domesticated by glittergirl73 reviews
Roy Mustang, in a committed relationship? Impossible right? Apparently not! Roy Mustang's first person look back at his promiscuous lifestyle, and the short little blondie that reigned in the wild Mustang. Warnings: Yaoi, Roy/Ed, fluff if you squint, cursing, sexual references, Roy being Roy. Read and review, flames will be used to roast marshmallows!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Count Your Blessings by mattsloved1 reviews
John explains to Sherlock why he wants to have some people over for a 'dinner of thanks.' (A 221B that added 1570 words before it would let me stop! LOL) The rating is because of a brief adult theme mention.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Refusing to Let Go by Skilverlight reviews
In hindsight, Kuroko should have probably known it was coming; that it was bound to happen. All the signs were there from the beginning.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Akashi Seijuurou, Kuroko T. - Complete
Dirt and Freckles by RoxIsGone reviews
Christophe swears that he doesn't feel anything more for the Jewish male than lust, that he doesn't secretly crave to monopolize the others company or admires that Kyle just doesn't put up with his crap. And then came the discovery of those curious marks across his skin and the mercenary just couldn't seem to help question wanting to touch him more. (Mature)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Gladly, Tetsu by Sally.H11 reviews
Aomine do realise that he can never say 'no' to Kuroko. Every. Single. Time. But, it doesn't mean he couldn't try...right? AU AoKuro (ofc)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Aomine D., Kuroko T. - Complete
I'm Glad I'm Not Really Claustrophobic by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John's not claustrophobic. Sherlock's not claustrophobic. So, being stuck in a lift shouldn't be a problem. But, actually... Well, what part about being stuck in a lift fourteen or fifteen floors off the ground, with no electricity or mobile signal, in a building where no on is in, while it's stifling hot, REALLY sounds good to anyone?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Drunkenness by Khashana reviews
John loves getting drunk. Slash. Johnlock, SHJW, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Blindside by PaperPrince reviews
Sometimes love can be a little blind. Five times John missed the signs and one time he noticed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/28/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Because You're Mine by SereneMelodies reviews
One rainy day, Akashi decides that he's waited long enough and invites Kuroko over to his place. Feelings and emotions culminate into one explosive encounter...AkaKuro PWP. Oneshot.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 193 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Akashi Seijuurou, Kuroko T. - Complete
Months by Buddhahead reviews
Johnlock/mpreg!John/omegaverse Neither Sherlock and John quite know how to handle becoming parents, angst and other stuff ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Our Sweet Bet by Everlasting Snow Princess reviews
Akashi made a bet with Kuroko before the match. The loser has to obey a request of the winner. Guess who won? Rakuzan smashed Seirin. What does Akashi want of Kuroko? "Get ready because we're going on a date with you in a hot dress of my choice."
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 228 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Akashi Seijuurou, Kuroko T.] - Complete
And Then by SecretFireSoul reviews
Stan is hiding something from Kyle but is too scared to tell him. On a sleepover when Stan starts sleep talking and reliving his favourite memories with Kyle will the truth finally come out? /SLASH/ Kyle x Stan OneShot Kyle's POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Advantages of Sentiment and Friends by marylouleach reviews
John demonstrates to Mycroft the advantages of sentiment and friendship, but can the Ice man repay the favor? Sherlock isnt the only one who unexpectedly gained a friend in Doctor John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,733 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Rightfully Mine by Nanase Haruka reviews
The Winter Cup is over and Seirin has lost. As the winner, Akashi comes to claim what is rightfully his. [AkaKuro, PWP]
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 150 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Akashi Seijuurou, Kuroko T. - Complete
Covetous by The-Unknown-Artist reviews
Sherlock can be a bit possessive. He finds a coworker flirting with John one day. He doesn't like it. Just a funny little drabble in case you're feeling down.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by The Emcee reviews
Jim Moriarty beginnings obsessing over John Watson. One thing leads to another and complications ensue. But that's what John gets for surrounding himself with geniuses. Slash. Mpreg
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/13/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
The old man and his horny younger seme by PeanutMango reviews
What's an old man got to do when his lover is young and horny? Poor old Kotetsu... Rated M for mentions of sex and whatnot... T&B does not belongs to me... It is the property of Sunrise, not mine.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Hearing, Not Listening by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
John Watson had been fixing up a soldier's broken arm when the missile hit. Sherlock eventually chooses texting over sign language, but on occasion he and John will share a joke or two about Anderson in silence. Sherlock loves the way John laughs and decides he'd very much like to hear his name come from those lips.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Is It Like To Sleep With The Great Sherlock Holmes? by RainbowZombieApocolypse reviews
In which Detective Inspector Lastrade can't help but ask John the question everyone is dying to know. What is Sherlock like in bed? Rated T for suggested sex. M/M
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Hand You're Dealt by MapleleafCameo reviews
John wouldn't have minded so much if only Sherlock would stop introducing him as 'John Watson. I won him in a poker game.' Chapter 6 Last Chapter Folks The Dealin's Done Rated M. No Slash - Reviews Contain Spoilers
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Independent Variables by ureshiiichigo reviews
Sherlock would love to tell John about his new experiment - but since John is the subject, that could impact the results. Also, John might protest about having that camera planted in his bedroom. Preslash (bordering on slash). Beta'd by percygranger and gretchen4321; Brit-picked by hms wellington. *Read the story from John's viewpoint in Alternate Hypotheses!*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No Holds Barred by BipolarMolar reviews
Complete One-shot. After Sherlock's death, John is struggling to cope but everything changes when he comes home to find Moriarty's right-hand man, Sebastian Moran waiting for him. There's something about the arrogant, handsome man that brings out the best in John. or the worst. Slash, fight!sex. Read and review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2012 - John W., Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Crystal Haze reviews
Naruto's been roped into helping Sakura and Ino shop for prom - oh the horror! - but what happens when a certain Uchiha shows up? SasuNaru oneshot, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mononucleosis by Alex-the-awesome reviews
aka the five times people assumed that John got mono from kissing Sherlock and the one time he did.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That Friendship Lasts by Hekate1308 reviews
John is staring at the wall, like he does every evening. Then someone who's worried about him knocks on the door. As it turns out, Lestrade is John's "handler" now. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Silver Dog Tag by veldygee reviews
Gregory Lestrade had been a police officer for more than a decade and he thought he could handle any kind of situations. He was proven wrong when Sherlock was shot. Lestrade's PoV. Implied Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pheremonal Conundrum by Sou desu ka. Meh. Kami korosu reviews
Made for johnlockchallenges prompt:"John gets exposed to an ongoing experiment at Baskerville to do with pheromones. John from then on starts secreting pheromones that make him smell irresistible. Sherlock is the only one unaffected by the pheromones as he is already in a relationship with John, How will Sherlock deal with this new development?" Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Break My Step And Relent by wincasters reviews
The kidnapper looks completely startled, staring up at John with wild eyes. John understands; he's a small man, himself, and while some would consider that to be a hindrance in a fight, John thinks of it as a tactical advantage.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Aisle Six by esplanade reviews
Idea from this prompt from ilegzz on Tumblr: "Ok. So sherlock and john meet at a Tesco. Sherlock lives on his own and has NO IDEA whats the deal with all the milk brands and types and he knows mycroft told him something about them… Then John comes in and tells him something like "u should get this one" And walks away… Sherlock then stalks John all the time while at the Tesco."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I've Got My Eyes on Higher Things by Vivi Marius reviews
The first time they meet at Bart's, Sherlock shakes John's hand and asks, "Afghanistan or Iraq?" John sputters, but answers with Afghanistan, and Sherlock ignores him in favor of talking about the flat before leaving with a whirl of his coat. John doesn't realize Sherlock's blind until he reads it on the man's website that night.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
5 times John and Sherlock ended up in bed together by ureshiiichigo reviews
Five times John and Sherlock ended up in bed together, and the one time they didn't get that far. In the five times plus one style. John and Sherlock sleep together many times before they actually have sex. Slash. Beta'd by percygranger; Brit-picked by hms wellington
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stubborn by lightinthedarkness101 reviews
After a rather nasty run-in with a criminal, John is on bed-rest for several days. Despite Sherlock uncharacteristically trying to help out, John's being an arse about the whole thing. One-shot. Slight Johnlock. Part of the JohnlockChallenges gift exchange on Tumblr. Rated due to language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sicklock by Don'tMessWithAFangirl reviews
Sherlock has a sore throat. Sick!lock, High School AU, Johnlock. Rated T because I'm cautious like that. Pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John Watson's Guide by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
John Watson's Guide to being best friends and living with a high functioning sociopathic consulting detective – AKA Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
His by jorge martinez reviews
Sherlock shot at the wall and decided John belonged to him. very mild SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And A Doctor by StillWaters1 reviews
It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I'll Fix You by southparkgirl101 reviews
Kenny convinces Kyle to let him be his Doctor for the day, making Kyle his patient. But as Kyle points out, REAL doctors don't wear red thongs. K2 lemony smut! Don't like, don't read.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
In the Cards by VickiLeigh reviews
John is feeling under appreciated on Valentine's Day. Luckily for him, Sherlock has a surprise in store.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Dashboard Box by Zoffoli reviews
In which John and Sherlock are off to Surrey to solve the mystery of Alexander Holder's death. In which, the Holders being 'old friends' of the Holmes, John has to deal with Mummy, Harrods, a luxury fitness center and a Christmas Ball... among others.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Denial is a River in Africa by eeelastic9 reviews
Everyone thinks Sherlock and John are 'together'. John's not ready for the world to know. Fluffy drabble. T for make outs and allusions to sex. Nothing graphic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Take Your Mark by Mundungus42 reviews
John's supporting his sister at the regional swimming final, but he can't look away from a diver from Harrow, at least, not until tragedy strikes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Follow the Evidence by JezebelGoldstone reviews
Sherlock steals evidence. Lestrade threatens to cut him off murder cases unless he gives it back. Faced with a severe blow to The Work, Sherlock grits his teeth and offers a compromise: he'll tell Lestrade why he stole each and every piece of evidence, and Lestrade can then decide if he gets to keep it. Johnlock. Humor/Romance/Fluff/Drama. Rated for swearing, and, er, romance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crumbling Promises by Praecipula reviews
SasuNaru. One-shot. Naruto was Sasuke's long-time lover. They had a perfect relationship people envied. Years later, the blonde was found running away from home with an engagement ring tying him to his fiancee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Birthday Dinners by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mycroft's lack of actual friends has lead to him invite John to his birthday dinner, which John discovers means spending several hours in a manor with the Holmes family. Maybe if Mr. Holmes would stop with the incredibly personal questions and Grandma Holmes' hands didn't wander quite so much, time would be going by a little faster... Crack, oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Fortuitous Downfall by too many stars to count reviews
John's not ashamed of his scar, so why is everyone else so god damn weird about it? Rated for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Moon Cakes by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Lau visits Ciel with some Chinese delicacies he and Ran Mao baked themselves, and being Lau, he added a little something 'extra' to Ciel's cake. -Rated M for smut, use of aphrodisiac and yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Sweets by ConsultingStag reviews
Sherlock is out of nicotine patches and his mood was, well you can probably imagine. John refuses to buy him patches because he was just out shopping. Instead he insists that Sherlock eats something and one thing leads to another and ends in a game, which both are far too willing to play. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John's Drawers by JezebelGoldstone reviews
Sherlock snoops through John's drawers and finds something. . . unexpected. Silly, fluffy, ridiculous fic. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Chamber of Secrets as told by John Watson by Spinning-In-Infinity reviews
Tada! The second entry in my seven-part Potterlock Saga. There's something curious and evil happening at Hogwarts - Muggle-borns are being attacked. Could Sherlock perhaps unveil the truth before harm befalls his own Muggle-born best friend? As with the first half, rated M for upcoming Johnlock in later parts. Please review!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,853 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Proof by Biobabe007 reviews
Donovan and Anderson put in extra effort to dig at Sherlock; John knows just how to put them in their place.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Jealous Much by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Smutty little one-shot with basically no plot. Sherlock gets jealous when a client flirts with John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intimate by SpeakingOfStrawberryJam reviews
Sherlock loved being intimate with John, but 'intimate' didn't always mean 'sex'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stars Which Want Us Not by burninganchors reviews
Sherlock has always been friends with John Watson, only once John was imaginary. Now he's not.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,310 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Killer in Pink by btch sprinkles reviews
Alternate Universe- John Watson was injured severely in Afghanistan and is recovering in a rehabilitation center for the blind. As he adjusts to his new life, he's given a new roommate, Sherlock Holmes. John discovers that Sherlock is under cover investigating suicides that quickly becomes a murder investigation. My take on Study in Pink. Blind!John, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by yourbirdcantsing reviews
A crack!fic, Romantic Comedy. John's going to marry England's nastiest celebrity, the wealthy Miss Mary Morstan. Now, Sherlock must crash the wedding and win back his best friend. But first, he has to come back to life...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Be Needed by theyleaveanote reviews
On a case, both widow and the dead man's daughter are flirting with John. Sherlock is very jealous. On their way home, they come across a dark alley. They're not in a relationship - yet. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Girl and Her Dragon by Zephyros-Phoenix reviews
COMPLETE - Gender swap version of the film. Ayden has been sheltered her whole life, being considered a loser among Vikings, especially her crush, Ash. But her life changes when she discovers a Night Fury in the woods and strikes an unlikely bond with the creature. Meanwhile, Ash realizes his feelings for Ayden and becomes jealous when he thinks she's off with another boy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,033 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Judging a book by its cover by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot:What if Sherlock and John had been together in the early days and Lestrade and his team are surprised that Sherlock is involved romantically with John? Established John/Sherlock. Slash. Rated T for safty!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,794 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Philosopher's Stone as told by John Watson by Spinning-In-Infinity reviews
John Watson is a first year Gryffindor at Hogwarts school, where he first meets the mysterious Ravenclaw, Sherlock Holmes. Their unlikely friendship leads to seven years of adventure, excitement, and an unexpected romance. Set during the original timeline, rated M for upcoming Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Embarrassment by IceAngel 69 reviews
3 times John embarrassed himself for Sherlock and 1 time Sherlock embarrassed himself for John. Rated M for sexual themes and in later chapters for the smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,456 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Only By The Night by CSIBakerStreet reviews
A teen AU in which John works in his aunt's café and one day runs into the mysterious Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Marriage by Another Writer Who Loves reviews
Lestrade answered his cell phone to the last words he ever expected Sherlock Holmes to ever utter. "I need you to come to City Hall in the next hour and be a witness for mine and Johns wedding." FemJohn, however she is still called John here. NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweet Arms of a Tune by mvrso reviews
Kenny reassures Kyle that studying isn't all there is to life. K2 Kenny/Kyle fluff. No sex. M for language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Summer Camp by BattyCore reviews
Smarty smart camp for smarties. Also Toyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [Kyle B., Token B.] - Complete
Cat Got Your Thumb? by gloriouscacophony reviews
John gets a cat. It doesn't like Sherlock, or anyone really.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Friends? by PaperPrince reviews
In which John accidentally has an affair without knowing it. Or how Sarah learns the hard way why it's a bad idea to try and date colleagues. Established Johnlock AU. Can be seen as a stand alone fic or squeal to 3,554 miles
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Addictions by ioncefuckedallama reviews
Jim Moriarty loves his taste, screams, and moans. John Watson was such a sweet treat for Jim, it's his very own addiction. First upload on my live-journal, Slash, Jim/John M ratings for language and content. one-short
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
One in Eight Million by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sherlock had on his 'I am going to ask you extremely personal questions' face, so John put a bookmark between his current pages and placed the novel on the arm of his chair. He settled back. These interrogations were never short and rarely were they comfortable. Johnlock, oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Always Mine, Always Yours by questionsleftunanswered reviews
Sherlock has jealousy issues. John doesn't mind though, he knows who he belongs to.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Victims of War by Lady Sam Mallory reviews
John is kidnapped by a man from his past and Sherlock must find him before it's too late. This occurs post Reichenbach several years after our heroes have been reunited and their faith in each other has been re-established. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,034 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Away From Here by inatrice reviews
John lives in a castle and is training to be a knight like his father, but everything changes when a giant is brought to the castle.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Assumptions and Clarifications by PaperPrince reviews
Updated! When Sherlock starts acting strange around the yard, everyone fears the worst and assumes he is back on drugs. A impromptu drugs bust soon tells them otherwise... Warnings fic contains references to drug use and mentions of slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
All of you by HunSher
Sherlock has made up his mind. He wants more kids.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sell My Soul by RavenGreenMoon reviews
A fill for SoulEaterPrompt #6: Demon!Soul vs Angel!Maka. Contains adult themes and !LEMON!. If you are old enough, enjoy!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Relationship Therapy by sfiddy reviews
Dr. John Watson took Mycroft's advice and fired his therapist and got a new one, as required by his Army discharge. This one has a different focus: relationships. Unsurprisingly, things get a little pear-shaped, especially when a case gets involved. A little ridiculous, angst-free, and a respite from the Reichenfeels.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cohabitation by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sherlock had decided early on that there was something almost sacred about having a flatmate. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pulsepoint by SummerRed reviews
For Sherlock, home is where the heart is, the heart in this case belonging to John. As their feelings for one another come to a head, Sherlock realises just what this means for him, John, and their future together. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
History Project by angel-of-gryffindor reviews
tital sucks; basically Kyle is forced to do a history project with Cartman, who in turn makes his life a living hell. swearing, blood, holocaust references and boyXboy love Style plz read and enjoy : R&R xXx i own nothing!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sorry by Geek for God reviews
"Suddenly someone slams into me, causing me to stumble farther into the alley. I try to regain my balance and face the person who tackled me, but I'm shoved against a wall before I can." Post-Reichenbach, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Any Road Will Take You There by JGRhodes reviews
John lets out a puff of laughter. "And how does he look at me?" "The same way he looks at cocaine and cigarettes."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Triumphs and Charms by elysedd reviews
"I love you," John says simply. "No matter how many severed heads you leave in the fridge." Sherlock is convinced John is leaving him. It's the first John's heard of it. In which there is tea and chemically damaged jumpers. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Containing the Threat by Deklava reviews
After John is severely injured due to Sherlock's impulsiveness, Sherlock locks himself away in a psych ward to protect them both. One-shot inspired by a prompt on the BBC Sherlock kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 186 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Once a Sociopath, Always a Sociopath by AnonymousDuo reviews
Set in the future- when Sherlock is 75 years old and senile. My first Sherlock fanfiction and fair warning- it's meant to be depressing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Coincidence by Roboninks reviews
The game is won, but Moriarty sticks around. Why is that?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
The Adventure of Charlie M by BatNeko reviews
Sherlock is hired to help a victim of blackmail, but a wrong number leads John to discovering a few secrets he didn't know he had.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Who Taught You How to Dance? by Scarlett Rogue reviews
It's Christmas, and Sherlock wants to dance in front of the fire with John. Only problem is, John can't dance. Sherlock is more than willing to teach him, and ignore the commentary from their audience. Johnlock, side order of Mystrade. Post-Reich adorableness.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Possessive by Fang323 reviews
His John did not belong. Not here. Not in this blasted hospital. It simply was not logical.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Twenty Below and Dropping by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
In which it's winter, there's power outages, cold, warmth, blankets, and John finds that Sherlock is an awfully warm individual.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Ten Qualities of a Good Relationship by 1-800-SHDWRLM reviews
Sherlock and John certainly do possess all of them. Johnlock, rated for sexual themes. Hey, tell me if you want me to expand on any of the ten in a review. I'll see what I can do.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Body and Mind by LadyOfWhitechapel reviews
In the land of the Dells, Sherlock is a prince and John is his beautiful mind-reading monster companion. Mycroft is a git, just like in any universe. Set in the world of Kristen Cashore's "Fire".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Seduction by anxiously-awaiting reviews
While working on a case, Sherlock witnesses John seducing answers out of a murder suspect. Finding John's technique to be all wrong, he takes it upon himself to show John how it's really done. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Kiss by Hachibukai reviews
Because he just wouldn't thank her until he's old enough. Oneshot. StingxLucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Sting E., Lucy H.] - Complete
Unofficially Yours by Sabrina-nee reviews
"You're MY girlfriend." Rogue drunkenly announced. An awkward silence passed through before a roar of series of violent reaction was heard. "What in Kami-sama are talking about?" Natsu angrily asked. Rogue-Lucy shipping!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 143 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Lucy H., Rogue C. - Complete
A Question of Ownership by Redderhead reviews
John gets drugged..and it leads to explanations and realisations! Rated M for themes. Good load of Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mustering Happiness by Riuolo reviews
When officer Naruto Uzumaki is assigned to the task of helping to stop one of the most powerful men in the underground business, Sasuke Uchiha, he promises he will do all he can to bring him in. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,882 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi's Trouble with Blonds by Misato'sPenPen reviews
Naruto accidently hits Itachi with his car and it ends up being the best thing that ever happened to either of them. Anal, COMPLETE, Fingering, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, WAFF
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
12 May 2012 by JohnWatson-Holmes reviews
Sherlock and John are at the park when a woman's comment leads them home. Sherlock, being ever so helpful, eases John's mind and takes the stress away. 1st person POV John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Interrupted Plans by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Sherlock and John are celebrating their anniversary at Angelo's when Lestrade needs their help. Cue clueless Sherlock to invite the team to dinner with them. For power0girl.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
For Sting Eucliffe by Sabrina-nee reviews
For Sting Eucliffe, Lucy Heartfillia is a weak, too girly-girl member of the Sabertooth's rivalry guild, Fairy Tail. Sting first was not aware of her, he knew she was there but he barely acknowledge her presence.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sting E., Lucy H. - Complete
Domesticity by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
On Fatasies and Fan Fiction by spiralmonster reviews
Challenge!fic in which John realises that his blog has gained him and Sherlock a large fan base, including many fiction writers who seem obsessed with the thought of them as a couple. Imagine his surprise when he finds Sherlock to be one of those writers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Innocent Demonstration by Sleepingkit reviews
Ike has an interesting question for Kyle to answer. Stan helps out. One-shot fluffy Style .
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Vulnerable by PopcornChicken66 reviews
There was just one sole feat that temporarily exposed Cartman as vulnerable- and Kyle had discovered it. Fluffy one-shot, companion fic to Evolution. M/M Lemon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kiss or Die by General Button reviews
At the pool scene in The Great Game, Moriarty forces them to kiss-or-die, while enjoying the show himself! Not sure if the rating or correct, so if not, please comment.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fear Not by couchbarnacle reviews
Ex-Army Doctor, Fluffy Kitten, Adorable Hedgehog, Three Continents John Watson meets the only person who has ever disapproved of him: Mummy Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Thing That Happens To Other People by inkvoices reviews
AU Sherlock is John's therapist. "Did you serve in Afghanistan or Iraq?" the man clarifies, steepling his fingers under his chin so that he looks like he's praying for patience, and John reminds himself that he only has to attend six obligatory sessions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Losing Sleep by GeniaTheParadox reviews
John Watson wasn't losing sleep because of something bad. He was losing sleep because, in taking Sherlock Holmes' virginity, John had created a monster.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You're Mine, John Watson by allonsy-doctor reviews
Mycroft promised it wouldn't be over; now it's time to carry out his promise. John's been kidnapped, and Sherlock's willing to walk through hell to save him. Sequel to "Notice Me, John" / "Pretend With Me". crack!stalkerfic; one-sided Johncroft; Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Paint Cupid Blind by everydaySUPAhero01 reviews
Requested by sathreal. Naruto is a blind beggar. Sasuke is a vastly rich business man. Obviously they're meant to fall in love or else this wouldn't be much of a love story, but you trying showing your love to a blind man and see how you like it. ONESHOT! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
His Motivation by Koi Carp reviews
Kenny's been chopping wood for over an hour and Kyle wants to know how he can keep on going. The blond tells him with a little too much detail. M for Kenny's dirty mouth.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Swimming Lessons by Captain Frankle reviews
In which Sherlock has to attend swimming lessons with his school only to meet a boy who's willing to give up his dignity for him. Includes floats, missing towels and a bit of naked John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Anderson, DI Lestrade - Complete
5 Times Sherlock Said The Wrong Thing by RemyDico5 reviews
And 1 Time He Said Something Right. John is angry and Sherlock doesn't know what he did wrong. All he knows is that John won't have sex with him until he says the right thing. Sherlock/John established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doesn't Follow Me Everywhere by Janec Shannon reviews
"He doesn't follow me everywhere, you know." Silly John, of course he does what with your penchant for getting kidnapped .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Interruptions by SpeakingOfStrawberryJam reviews
Mycroft Holmes had his own key to 221B Baker Street. He only had to use it four times after John Watson moved in with his brother to decide to throw it away.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Discourse on Invectives by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sherlock and John discuss Anderson's latest attempt at an insult.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mary Jane by PaopuSora reviews
One could never forget their true love regardless of the different disguises they wear.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Kyle B., Mysterion - Complete
Spring Break by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
AU. Because despite all the women who offered themselves to him, he kept HER company that entire break.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,383 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
All'Improvviso Amore by Ricechex reviews
In retrospect, John can admit that perhaps he shouldn't have been singing in the shower... Just a hopefully sweet, fluffy one-shot for Blanketforyourshock, who wanted, "forehead kisses." Happy birthday, lovely.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Alone by The Skye Skye reviews
Jim dies rather suddenly, and finds himself wandering the earth as a ghost, but his soon to be dull after-life takes a turn for the better when he stumbles across a young man named John Watson, who is the only person on earth who see him. Ghost!AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Denial Isn't Just a River in Egypt by satanatemycat reviews
In which John makes a bet with a co-worker. If he wins, she shuts up about him and Sherlock being a couple. If he loses... well, that doesn't matter, because he won't lose. Because he and Sherlock ARE NOT a couple. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Heartless by freakingdork reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Sherlock does have a heart, but John wonders if perhaps the people around him don't. Slight spoilers for 2x03. Pre-slash. Oneshot. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Straightish by spaceman-earthgirl reviews
John keeps denying that he and Sherlock are a couple, until Donovan points out all the reasons she thinks they are. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eyes behind masks by Kaiyo No Hime reviews
Set after 'The Reichenback Fall'. A serial killer is on the loose in London, practicing bloody deeds with a careful hand and a sharp knife. But why are they after John Watson? And how is Mycroft to keep him safe?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,743 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Experimenting by Chloe Winchester reviews
Sherlock needs help with an experiment only Dr. Watson can assist with. Johnlock!Firstkiss First crack at Johnlock so please R&R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Persistence of Memory by The Skye Skye reviews
Killing John Watson would be easy, but taking him from Sherlock would be so much more fun. Rated M for Character death, amnesia, and adult situations.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Kissogram For John Watson by Finnicks
Sort of AU for A Study in Pink. John Watson needs a new flat and meets Kissogram!Sherlock Holmes in a bank which is about to be robbed. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A few doors down by PaperPrince reviews
AU John can't help falling in love with the violinist next door... Warning Slash fic with Solo smut!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Even the Limitless Have Limits by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Sherlock isn't Consulting Detective Sherlock Holmes without his eyes. But then, he has John, doesn't he? .:. eventual Johnlock. a blinded!Sherlock fic. Post-Reichenbach/Reunion. oneshot. rated T for good reason.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Fetch My Violin reviews
One sleepless night, Sherlock and John play a game of Truth or Dare... Written after a fruitful RP with
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Marked by Vampsi reviews
John goes to Tesco's on a milk run, and Sherlock does everything in his power to get in the way. vamp!Sherlock, Shwatsonlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cold Turkey by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
John is suspicious about Sherlock's motives for the 'minor alterations' in their friendship. Is it possible Sherlock's understanding of love is purely chemical? How long can Sherlock last without his new favourite drug?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Affectionate Investment by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Protective and Possessive by Ismira Daugene reviews
Nobody's ever gotten really protective or possessive over John. He finds he enjoys it when someone does. Prompt from the Sherlock Kink Meme…
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And On To Something New by wincasters reviews
John's made a few friends in New Scotland Yard ever since Sherlock swirled into his life, which is precisely how he knows that everyone at the NSY is under the impression that he and Sherlock have been shagging for years.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Morning After by Morgan.Yukimari reviews
Naruto wakes up and is surprised by a raven haired boy sleeping next him. He feels pain in a place he shouldn't and no matter how hard he tries he can't remember the night before. Still wanna get drunk at the party next weekend? SasuNaru Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Phonecalls by DefenderoftheEarth reviews
John receives a phonecall late at night, and must pick up Sherlock from a police station.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Inside and Out by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sherlock has taken one of John's most favorite possessions hostage while John attempts to pack for his holiday. Pre-Reichenbach. Fluffy. I can't help it. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tripping and Falling by eohippus reviews
To climb 17 steps in a drunken state can be tricky. Especially if a landlady-not-housekeeper comes back earlier from her holiday than expected...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
A Counseling For A Detective And A Doctor by TChallaInTheBathTub reviews
Prompt: A neighbor called the police when Sherlock shot the wall. Sherlock and john got arrested/questioned for domestic violence and end up in marriage counseling. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Push up, pin up Doctor by PaperPrince reviews
Sally and Anderson come across some very interesting pictures during a drugs raid... Implied Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Double Bed by paoolinka reviews
"Sherlock, she gave us a room with only one double bed" John sighs. He is convinced that it must be some kind of universe's wicked humor display. Because if not this then he doesn't know why would it happen to him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adverse Effects of Being Cuddly by The Disorganization reviews
"It wouldn't be the first time John had found himself to be the object of a woman's infatuation, Sherlock says it's because he's so cuddly" Fluff ensures!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
128 root e980 by PaperPrince reviews
Equals I love you! Teen Au! Sherlock struggles with his feelings for his new chemistry partner... Warning slash!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/28/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Panty Possession by Wild Rhov reviews
Natsu and Happy use Lucy's panties as masks to play "Ninja" and Natsu notices how nice they smell. Sniffing panties isn't the best way to win a girl's heart. Nor is stealing them. Nor doing naughty things with them!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 194 - Published: 2/28/2012 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Never Let Me Go by Lily Winterwood reviews
John Watson meets his donor, Sherlock H. Never Let Me Go AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Mysterious Bouquet by notmycentury reviews
A love spell goes wrong and suddenly everyone falls for Sherlock... who is decidedly unamused. De-anon from the kinkmeme. S/J, oneshot, shameless crackfluff!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Have Loved You For a Thousand Years by Evil Beware We Have Waffles reviews
John doesn't realize what Sherlock is trying to do until the third time it happens. But also has the mention of two men going at it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
For A Price by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
John needs a date to the charity function now that he and Sarah are on the outs, so Mike steps in and gives John a number. He almost forgets about it until later. But decides to check it out.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Good Samaritan by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Three months after the events of Reichenbach, John and Lestrade meet up at a crime scene. SPOILERS for The Reichenbach Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Upon This Throne by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blue on Blue by LoveAlltheSherlocks reviews
A one-shot John/Seb based on the prompt: "Sherlock doesn't fall and Sebastian is the one ordered to kill John. This kills him because they used to be lovers in Afghanistan."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, John W. - Complete
Password Protected by Rosawyn reviews
John Watson finds someone unexpected in the Gryffindor common room: '"How-how did you get in here?" John spluttered, staring at the other boy in disbelief.'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bookmarks by God and the Fox reviews
5 sites that John didn't expect Sherlock to have bookmarked, and one that he bookmarked for him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pretend With Me by allonsy-doctor reviews
Sherlock has a plan to get Mycroft off of John's tail. John doesn't like it. However, desperate times call for desperate measures. Sequel to "Notice Me, John". crack!stalkerfic; one sided Johncroft.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Logic And Lorazepam by marlinowl reviews
Sherlock Holmes is adapted for hyper-deductive thinking on nicotine patches and the occasional acid trip, not a psychoactive cocktail prepared by one Miss Irene Adler. Lestrade's camera phone makes a cameo. Spoilers for A Scandal In Belgravia.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Much You Mean To Me by Saby7 reviews
When John is hit by a car and taken to the hospital, Sherlock waits for him, but his patience grows thin.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Notice Me, John by allonsy-doctor reviews
John was an unsuspecting prey. Mycroft has something a little more than a crush, and it's getting out of hand. One-sided Johncroft, crack!stalkerfic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/26/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Peculiar Times, Peculiar Measures by CKerased reviews
When Sherlock suddenly becomes "famous," the press refuses to leave Sherlock and John alone. Sherlock decides to finally answer one of the journalists' questions in an incredibly unexpected manner. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Truth and Reality by Koi Carp reviews
Cartman decides to create a reality show of Kyle, Stan, Craig, Tweek, Kenny and Butters living under one roof for 20 days. Slash. Language. Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,523 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kyle B., Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Not Normal by Lastew reviews
To find a murderer, the boys go to a Halloween costume party at a club.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 398 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Enissophobia by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Phobophobia: Enissophobia, fear of having committed an unpardonable sin. "I, Stanley Randall Marsh, am officially the world's biggest douche bag." Style
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Keraunophobia by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Phobophobia: Keranophobia, fear of storms. Kyle hates storms.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kyle B. - Complete
Chinning the Chief Superintendent by That G33Ky Girl reviews
Friends will bail you out of jail, but best friends wind up in jail right along with you. Rated T for a bit of language. Inspired by the look on Sherlock's face when he realizes that John got himself arrested too for punching the Chief Superintendent.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Finding John by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 208 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
show me love by Maroon-dragon reviews
A visit from Mycroft leaves John strugling to convince Sherlock that he would always stay with him. Will he be able to convince the lonely genius that he isn't planning to leave?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Scary Inspectors And Clueless Detectives by JennaEf reviews
Set after "The Hounds of Baskerville". John and Greg wake up in one bed. But is everything so obvious as it seems? John/Sherlock pre-slash, established Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Price of Fame by Lastew reviews
Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 186 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Food for Thought by ProtegoMaximaMyHeart reviews
As his best friend, one of Sherlock's duties is to make sure that John doesn't wallow for too long. Rated T for a brief mention of alcohol.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Voice of Reason by ImpishTubist reviews
John is Lestrade's voice of reason when cases don't end the way that they should.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Rubik's Cube by Fightergirl-Hyuuga reviews
The Rubik's Cube. The puzzle that has kept many of us enthralled. But the ultimate puzzle for Sherlock Holmes, the puzzle that consumes him, is John Watson. Spoilers for 1x1 1x3 2x1. Lemon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Outing by Dubbers reviews
John really wishes people wouldn't phone him at such awkward moments. Especially when Sherlock's around. Somehow they always get the wrong idea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Visit by Meg Phelps reviews
What happens when at Reichenbach Falls, Moriarty wins? Based off my headcannon that when Moriarty does the dirty work he keeps whatever the person cherished most. For Carl Powers it was his shoes and for Sherlock… *note: very rough. please comment.*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
I am SHERlocked by Princess Procrastination reviews
Irene Adler's thoughts on the great Sherlock Holmes, his ever present blogger and the mysterious word love. Spoilers for Sherlock S2 Ep1. Involves slash, Sherlock/John referenced.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Everywhere And Always by violinhugger reviews
After a car accident, Sherlock realises his feelings for John. However, his protective side plays up when Moriarty comes back intent to 'burn his heart out'. And the only thing close to his heart is John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,166 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Angels and Ambulances by angelsintophats reviews
"The young John Watson, he had no idea how special he was, no idea that he had been born for a very specific purpose; something that he had began to discover, but would only truly unsheathe when his time was almost expired."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Laugh or Cry by LadyOfWhitechapel reviews
John has never been one for crying, and while the alternative gets him some odd looks, he sticks with it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Small Box by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Sasuke's one tricky raven... A spin off one shot of A Bundle of Promises. Dedicated to Reviews for Master.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Frothy Preparation by Ariane DeVere reviews
Despite his usual reluctance to eat anything, Sherlock had an amazing habit of appearing whenever John had food in his hands.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Merry Christmas, John Watson by mysteriousMice reviews
John is sent into a panic as Sherlock has used all of the wrapping paper. All three rolls of it. However, things lighten up as our favorite doctor is treated to one of the best Christmas gifts ever. Rated T for mild language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Why Sherlock Is Not Allowed Near Alcohol by ongreenergrasses reviews
A completely cracked out Christmas fic. Sherlock gets very drunk indeedy. INSPIRED BY COLUMBINE-AND-ASPHODEL
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Sherlockian reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Sherlock has John join him on an investigation in the countryside. John never thought they'd get snowed in. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stronger Than I Look by unintentionalgenius reviews
You just don't talk about John and Sherlock's relationship negatively. At least, not in front of their daughter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - John W. - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas: Seto Kaiba Style by Willowsnake reviews
Seto Kaiba's take on the twelve days of Christmas. Who said showing true love was dead? REVISED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2011 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
The Christmas Soldier by Evenlodes Friend reviews
John is unexpectedly invited to share Christmas with Sherlock's family. But the seasonal celebrations bring back difficult memories for them both. This is my attempt to understand something of the damage that binds these two men together.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,668 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mycroft's Gift To John And Sherlock by xwedontneedroadsx reviews
It's Christmas at 221b Baker Street and John is about to open his gift from Mycroft. What is it about the present that has John blushing furiously and trying to hide it away from Sherlock? And will it bring about unexpected, yet delightful, results? S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What's the Hold Up? by BattyCore reviews
Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman are on their way to Token's Christman party in Nebraska, but a storm is making it difficult to get anywhere. Craig can't wait for Kyle to show up, and won't stop harassing him via texts. For SouthParkFan8's Christmas Contest
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - [Craig T., Kyle B.] - Complete
5 and just that 1 by XxNoLongerActiveAtAllxX reviews
5 ways John could shut Sherlock up and 1 time Sherlock found his own way to shut himself up. DOnt know where it came from but I liked it so plz RRA
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock: How I Found Out About Mycroft Holmes by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
A Mystrade story told from John's point of view with some Johnlock thrown in. Five times John Watson wondered about the elder Holmes brother. And one time he didn't have to any more. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/13/2011 - [John W., Sherlock H.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Company by Tipear reviews
John is kidnapped by Mycroft. Again. Or not? OS, MycroftXJohn
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Obsession by LunaXCosplayer reviews
Meet Naruto Uzumaki: a clumsy, socially akward student accepted by no one except for his best friend. Now, enter Sasuke Uchiha. He's a typical badboy who every girl wants for herself. Every girl...and Naruto Uzumaki. There is some OOC for each character
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected Item by Ariane DeVere reviews
John is a bit flustered when he and Sherlock are first observed kissing in public. But that's OK, because Sherlock is ready to explain everything to whoever needs telling. Oh, wait, is that really a good idea ...?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Art of Persuasion by Lastew reviews
Sherlock sketching John on a boring afternoon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Challenge: The Three Times Stan Moved In by The Love of Our Lust reviews
Stan moves in next to Kyle three times… expect for the very last time. One-Shot. Style. A side bit of Bunny. AU-tastic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Damagoed reviews
What John doesn't know won't hurt him. Sherlock watches. Mycroft observes. John sleeps.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The One I Need by KathAdrian reviews
AU HOGWARTS. Hotson & Mystrade. John and Sherlock have been friends since their first day in school, but when John begins to feel that friendship isn't enough things get complicated. Set during their sixth year. And now a prequel: Stay where I can see you
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Protective by toeki reviews
John is under attack, Sherlock becomes protective, and Lestrade has some reason to smile. Two 221bs
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Private Playtoy by Lily272 reviews
One night, a few years after he finished high school, Seto Kaiba sees Joey Wheeler standing on a street between a few other hookers. And now he wants to buy, sorry hire, his own private playtoy. But why and what will Joey do?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,255 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - [K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba] - Complete
Red Riding Hood by Hitoko-sama reviews
Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? Naruto thought he wasn't but after a series of events in Kohona, will he still believe that in the face of the seductive wolf he isn't afraid? Or is it something else? Yaoi, SasuNaru. Rated M for content; slight gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Terrible Flatmates by Eligh reviews
Sherlock and John are both impossible to live with, unless they are living together. Short scenes examining this. Slash toward the end, not even slightly graphic. Warnings for mild violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
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A golden ticket reviews
Kyle Broflovski saves the life of Christope DeLorne, a owner of the most famous clubs in the city. With the golden V.I.P ticket starts a game for both of them.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
Dolls reviews
Kyle is a life less Doll only made for entertaiment to the rich. But what will happen when Kyle becomes the key to winning a 100 year old war?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Kyle B., Damien
No secret anymore reviews
Oneshot - Sequel to Secrets have to stay secret - can be read apart: Stan Marsh is still hunted and hurt of the memories from ten year ago.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Kyle B., Ike B. - Complete
Secrets have to stay secret reviews
What happens when your feelings for your own brother changes into something as a love obsession, and with that everything changes?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kyle B., Ike B. - Complete
Meet me, me, me and myself! reviews
South Park Mental Institute, it's here where Craig Tucker who has a emotional disorder meets Kyle Broflovski a boy with mutipule personalities. They become friends and learn each other about trust, friendship and love.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,459 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
Help comes often too late reviews
Oneshot, "Stan, I need a donor heart. If I don't get one I'll probably only have to live one or two months."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
How could you be afraid of him? reviews
There was noway you could be afraid of Kyle Broflovski, right?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Expected reviews
They expected it from him, so when it wasn't him who did it, it was like time stood still.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete