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09.2008
I am a hopeless romantic and cynic, quite an oxymoron really. Totally introverted and not at all ashamed to admit it – hey, at least I know myself, how many of you can say the same thing?

Tending to favor comedies over dramas, it’s quite surprising that it’s the later I enjoy writing the most. It's very unlikely that you'll find any of my works here, or anywhere else for that matter - making it rather silly to have a bio of myself up here, but I’m bored and I have the time to spare.

Pet Peeves
Character bashing - not liking a character in a series is fine, but completely demolishing how the character is supposed to act just for the sake of making them seem more villainous, promiscuous, or any other multitude of things without any justification is just plain stupid and annoying.

Having characters extremely OOC

In other news - I am an absolute fanatic of crossovers and time travel fics (when done properly at least), unfortunately they're the ones that tend to have the characters the most OOC, authors just tend to muck those up.

"There is only one certainty in the Universe: In Life There Is Death." ~Me

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The Magic of Deduction by AlexisJames92 reviews
His first remembered thought was "Harry? How dull." Reincarnation story. Harry Potter is nothing like what the wizarding world thought he would be. Manipulative!Dumbledore. False Prophecy. Johnlock. Severitus. Now starting second year, my take on the Chamber of Secrets. "A Study in Identity"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 170,284 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 4,152 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Spirit of Fire by Heavenly Pearl reviews
Hino Keitaro didn’t believe in love until he met Kondo Takara, a Shinto miko. However, when she dies unexpectedly, he pushes away the one person who needs him most. Now Keitaro wants Rei back in his life, but can she forgive her father for what he did?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 288,227 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/12/2018 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars - Complete
You're Buggered, Siriusly! by Leiste15 reviews
Sirius breaks out of Azkaban two years before schedule. He's pissed, half-mad and prepared to do anything to protect his Godson. He's going to make the Wizarding world pay for the hell it put him through- and have some fun along the way, of course! Super! Sirius, Dark Lord! Sirius, but not evil. No slash. May include ships later. Mainly from Sirius' (and Harry's) point of view. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 116,239 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 6,724 - Follows: 6,411 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4183 - Favs: 5,716 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 9,031 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 13,348 - Follows: 15,335 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 20,765 - Follows: 8,030 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
The Cherished Child by Beth9891 reviews
Au: What if a deal was struck between the wizarding world and the Volturi during the Voldemort's first reign. The vampires help the light side in exchange for two wizards? How would this effect the boy-who-lived. Would he be able to survive, and even thrive amongst the vampires, and what woulld happen when you mix forks, cullens and the wolves into the mix? Slash pairing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,933 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Orestes by Aublanc reviews
Thanos never pulled Loki from the void, and the invasion of New York never happened. But the peace is only an illusion, and years after Loki jumped from the Bifrost he falls, quite literally, into the life of one Tony Stark. Broken by the emptiness, Loki struggles to pull himself back together in time to stop the Mad Titan from ruining everything.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 297,419 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Bargaining by proantagonist reviews
Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Loki, Thor, Frigga, Odin - Complete
Zonkers by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Unknown to the rest of the Wizarding world, Harry is taken from the ruins of Godric's Hollow and is trained to become the man he needs to become. Who knew Monopoly could do all that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P.
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 283 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Master of Death and Giver of Life by ishala8 reviews
The Master of Death is tired of life and having to see all that he cares about die around him. When he is offered a way out, he grabs it with both hands only to find it comes with a catch. He blames Luna.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,355 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Harry P., Legolas]
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,106 - Follows: 3,148 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 4,432 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Proving a Theory by Marie Tomas reviews
Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Breaking the Ouroboros by Zoe1078 reviews
Leah disappears from the reservation under mysterious circumstances. She doesn't return to tell her story until Sam and Emily's eldest daughter phases, and her imprint is her parents' worst nightmare. Leah/(background)OC, angsty Sam/Emily, background J/B. Written for the very talented Niamh (aka WhoNatural) for the Tricky Raven Artist/Author Silent Auction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,369 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Word Of Honor by Chibi-Taisho reviews
COMPLETELY REWRITTEN! Previously named 'Her Oaths Of Existence.' Explanation in Ch 1 & 8 - Living through tragedies and losses, Kagome now only lives to protect her loved ones and keep the promises she made. Can the Host club get through her cold exterior and accept who she really is? Or will they be pushed away as Kagome's past comes back to haunt her?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,164 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kagome H., Mori/Takashi M.
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 6,993 - Follows: 1,998 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Written in Stone by Linnay reviews
SLASH. AU. POV/3RD PERSPECTIVE. In the highlands of northern Scotland arrives an archeological expedition led by Wufei Chang in search of traces of a Germanic people supposedly long lost in time and history.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,319 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P., Wufei C. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hardly Rational by xErised reviews
Driven out of his mind about his affections for Draco, Harry seeks urgent help from the resident love guru of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bless You, Autocorrect by Evie Specter reviews
Based on the inception kink prompt "Arthur and Eames get together through a series of embarrassing Autocorrect fails." Rating for language and innuendo - lots and lots of language and innuendo. Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here by bat-hawk reviews
Arthur refuses to populate the dreamscapes, but won't tell anyone that it is because he has a vicious subconscious. Ariadne is determined to find out why he won't populate. Everything goes downhill after that. M b/c idk how much violence is too much.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
A MarySue: Grit your teeth and get it over with by Sinuriel reviews
Enter Lucy - dentist's assistant. Hit by lighting, she falls into Middle-earth, and realizes to her horror: She is a MarySue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 8,461 - Follows: 1,387 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Making My Way Back To You by CastielKicksAss reviews
Sequel to Adore: They made it out of limbo, but is anything ever that easy? Eames/Arthur
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
End of the Line by Chilord reviews
Because Even the best of intentions can have the most dire of consequences
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
A Place Where No One Lives by Habetrot reviews
Maureen Stanley has just moved to Forks, and is thankful for it...when she doesn't want to throw a knitting needle at her cousin's head. Meet the Mary Sue who knows exactly how contrived everything is-and refuses to buy into the angst.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,076 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Jessica, Rosalie - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Story About Chocolate by Kyonkichi89 reviews
Draco decides that Vampirism severely interferes with his exquisite taste in fine cuisine, so he decides to do something about it. D/H slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Meetings by Windseeker2305 reviews
Life is a series of meetings; of daily, weekly, and yearly encounters to make of what we will." A short dribbly, drabbly ficlet. Two or three parts. Slash and cuteness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,528 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 273 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Studies by counterdogma reviews
Don't judge a person 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Draco has a Muggle Studies project, and he needs Potter's shoes. Warning: Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15134 - Favs: 24,084 - Follows: 9,839 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Becoming by Digitallace reviews
HP/DM.DM/HP - Story inspired by a quote and it will follow the boys through major life events spanning several years as they grow and change and become.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,267 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Cuckoo's Egg in the Blithering Humdinger Nest by wrtr74 reviews
Harry and Ron are forced to share a dormitory with Draco and Goyle. The Slytherins grow on them. Harry/Draco with hints of Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,889 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 114 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ponies and Pixie Sticks by Beanpot reviews
This is crack fic, no question about it. I wrote it as a joke for a friend of mine and is just pure crack with no redeeming value. I also do not own of them, just play in the sandbox occasionally. Spoilers for Season 4 of Atlantis.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/31/2007 - S. Carter, Rodney M. - Complete
Slices of Life by Terra reviews
“Who do you ship, Heero?” asked Relena offhandedly. “Who do I what?” “Ship,” she repeated. “What's your OTP?” “My what?” Heero learns more about fandom than he ever wanted to know.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,442 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 7,334 - Follows: 1,614 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The World's Gone Crazy by Allanasha ke kiri reviews
Harry finds himself in a world completely different than his own. One where Albus Dumbledore has snapped, and Voldemort is headmaster. Lily and James are alive, and Harry is thrown for a loop. HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 130,205 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Different School Of Power by LeonaWriter reviews
Adam has the weekend off, Aziraphale gets his hands on some new rare books, and the Slytherin crest may never be the same again. Harry Potter crossover. Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Harry P., Adam Young - Complete
That Thing You Say by Byaghro reviews
According to Draco, Harry can’t even execute a simple rescue mission properly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 4,051 - Follows: 1,090 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fighting Chance by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. Cologne and Shampoo trick Ranma into following Akane to China, but Akane is fast on the trail. When the Amazons fight for Ranma, can Akane defeat overwhelming odds to save him? Will Akane or Shampoo be the one to win her happy ending?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,639 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 4,741 - Follows: 557 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Petals in the Wind by Vathara reviews
The ripples from Halloween continue, in Sunnydale and Soul Society. Directly follows "Lone Flower".
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,007 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Be Dazzled: A Supernatural Twilight Crossover by iSparkle616 reviews
It was supposed to be a normal hunt for the Winchesters. Too bad they ended up in Forks, Washington.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,862 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Dean W., Edward - Complete
The Phoenix Blade: Time Lapse by Fenikkusuken reviews
COMPLETE. An AR riff on the anime. Rated for coarse language, violence and citrus. Kagome Higurashi, recent graduate of the Imperial Military Academy, finds all of her skills seriously tested when the Shikon Jewel summons her to the Sengoku Jidai.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 787,420 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Longitude by pinkbagels reviews
Lord Cutler Beckett may believe his powerful position is secure, but he's about to discover some unsettling facets of the future thanks to the business of Historical Reconstructionism.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 8,799 - Follows: 1,362 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Most Powerful of Magics by drakensis reviews
Sailor Moon used the Silver Imperium Crystal to defeat Beryl. Yep, no doubt. Unlocked the magic inside it? Not so much.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Luna - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 4,717 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
While I Was Out Walking One Day by Acy Yua reviews
Dear Diary, I was almost kidnapped by a knight in shining armour today. He called it a ‘rescue’, I called it a kidnapping...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,207 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Veni Vidi by Azraeos reviews
HPDBZ crossover: What if Harry was a spectator at the World Martial Arts Tournament? This story is now complete.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,097 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard of Silence by Corwalch reviews
HPCharmed XOver. The Dursley's hate magic so much they are willing to try & handicap Harry to insure he doens't become a Wizard. However the wizarding community aren't the only ones watching over Harry & someone intends to intervene. Rating T to be safe
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,435 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 1,119 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sword In The Stone by ReganX reviews
“For cryin’ out loud, Carter, does the name T.H. White mean nothing to you?” Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 2/27/2006 - S. Carter - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Scandal by S. Faith reviews
Someone has it out for Mark Darcy. And someone else has Bridget under a microscope. Movie universe.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,843 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Simple Troubles or Educating Lina by Jessie Dark reviews
Zel and Lina are studying. Gourry and Amelia are Dancing. And it sort of all goes down hill from there. LinaGourry and AmeliaZel fans take heart. I am a traditionalist.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Lina I. - Complete
Honor Amongst Thieves by Cleo the Muse reviews
Vala Mal Doran steals a cargo ship but wrecks it on a backwater little farm planet whose people don't even speak a dialect she can understand. Fortunately, there is a stranger living among them who is able to translate. Ship ahoy! DanielVala
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 155,115 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Philosophers Stone by HiBob reviews
That's why they're afraid of you, Draco. You're the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,927 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Curses! by Riventhorn reviews
Harry and Draco accidentaly cast the Curse Performed by Mortal Enemies at the Same Time. Breaking it could be a challenge. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twelve by skypig21 reviews
A tale of love, geometry and murder! Miko Kusanagi must bear the burden of and responsibility for murdering the same man, Dr. Rodney McKay, twelve times. Many, many thanks to Kamelion for her enthusiastic support and ideas and to the incomparable Klostes
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,505 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Labyrinth: Immortal Love by KnifeEdge reviews
Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,514 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Operation Salvation by H.J. Bender reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Houseplants" and "Return of Hastur". Hastur must befriend Aziraphale in order to convince the angel that Crowley is out to get him.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,037 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
Of Closure and Vending Machine Desicions by Mouse9 reviews
Twenty years of unanswered questions, what better time for closure than a class reunion?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Merlot by Wicked Seraphina reviews
Poetic ponderings on the reason why Willy Wonka has such a considerable following of fawning females.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005
Broken Glass by Indygodusk reviews
After almost dying at Jusendo, Akane reflects on the events of the previous day, Ranma, fear, anger, stubborn felines, and Ranma. RA Oneshot
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Whole by Macx reviews
post-book. Established relationship. A hit on Aziraphale leaves the angel badly wounded. Crowley takes care of his lover. First in a series. M-M relationship
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2005
The Great Matter by Cookirini reviews
Usagi Tsukino has fought mad scientists, jealous queens, time terrorists and the force of Chaos itself. But now, a new crisis awaits: she will be tried for trumpedup crimes and for who she is....by sailor soldiers around the universe. Complete.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,245 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Rescue Run by Lady Rheena reviews
For centuries the two civilisations had forgotten about each other, evolved and expanded, fought and survived in isolation. Until the day when a chance accident sent an unexpected visitor back to Old Earth, and to survive Zion must go orbital. COMPLETE.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,054 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Misconception by Dejana Talis reviews
Born of a queen and king who loved their daughter long before she was concieved, I live my life in the shadow of a child who never existed, who was destroyed by my creation. Will they ever love me as they loved Small Lady?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,234 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Agnes and the Elves by shrinni reviews
[Complete!] Ho Hum, another girl gets zapped from another world into Middle Earth... only the girl's name is Agnes, and the other world is Discworld. Slight Mary Sue spoof, and my first humor story. Please read and review, you know you want to.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Complete
Things That Change by Blue Jeans reviews
[COMPLETE] Yuuichiro unexpectedly dies in 2041. For his last wish, his family journeys to Tokyo to leave his ashes at a mysterious shrine. There, through the eyes of his second daughter, the mystery of the 100 year sleep will be unraveled.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,539 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto - Complete
The Nemesis Condition by MarbleGlove reviews
If only Harry Potter can defeat Voldemort, what do the Scoobies do when they find him first? OneShot
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Willow R., Harry P. - Complete
Malcolm Of The Rings by HiBob reviews
LOTR/MITM Malcolm awakens in Mirkwood Forest and quickly releases he is in trouble, because Reese and Dewey are with him. Middle Earth will never be the same again.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,063 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
The Darkest Gate by Lauhau reviews
Finished. A complete reworking of the Labyrinth story. Occasional shoutout to the movie, but otherwise quite different. J/S.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,042 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Complete
They'll None of Them Be Missed by Lady Belegwen Lightningblade reviews
Gilbert and Sullivan ala Nabiki Tendo. Here's the list only it's not really a list, since those aren't allowed of those who won't be missed.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Nabiki - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2002
A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 1: the stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/5/2001 - Published: 3/8/2001 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete