I now have a FictionPress account!! It's xXHell-In-HeavenXx if anyone is interested :D

Name: Razor (or Razor Blade like my mom calls me or Razor Wire as my boyfriend calls me)

Age: 19 now...(don't expect me to keep up with this...)

Birthday: February 3, 1995

Sex: Guy, dude, male, boy, w/e else you wanna say...

Dating: yes...have a boyfriend...HEY CONNER MY LOVE!!

I live in my house and thats all you need to know!!

Interests: None really...I like guitar and anime...and writing and music...but that's all...I do like talking to people though...so if you wanna be friends I'd love to get a message from you and talk!!

Imma put Conner's info too!!

Name: Conner

Age: 20 now...(again...I'm not keeping up with updates on my profile...)

Birthday: August 9, 1993

Sex: Guy, dude, male, boy, SAME AS RAZOR!!! XD

Dating: Razor!!

Lives with: Razor!!! and Sometimes Austin...

Interests: sex...Angeal/Zack...drums...sex...music...sex...art (although he won't admit it)...and did I mention sex? Which he doesn't get!!!

Stuff

I love people. Want to talk? PM me!! I'll gladly answer :)

I don't write a lot. I'm the kind of person who has ideas galore but if I try to write most of them I can't. That's why there isn't a lot!!

luvs forever, Razor

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find sentence 4

Razor: I don't wanna get up!!

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

R: My friend Cash

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

R: Big Time Rush

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

R: 10:52

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

R: 11:11

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

R: The TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

R: uh...last wednesday and it's now Tuesday. I think I was looking for the turtle that lives in my backyard

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

R: Cash

9. What are you wearing?

R: pants

10. Did you dream last night?

R: No...this is always no!!

11. When did you last laugh?

R: 10 minutes ago

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

R: Posters of random bands and pictures that my friends drew me

13. Seen anything weird lately?

R: My friends Cash and Crash were riding bikes in my house. They crashed into each other

14. What do you think of this quiz?

R: It's still amusing

15. What is the last film you saw?

R: Iron Man

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

R: 11 plane tickets to go to Florida, 11 MetroCon tickets and a few cosplays (at least 11)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

R: My boyfriend thought I was pregnant because he caught me planning a baby shower. It's for a friend.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

R: I would change how people treat each other (if it's negative anyway. The positivity can stay). (This still applies)

19. Do you like to dance?

R: Yes but I suck at it

20. George Bush?

R: Was this guy who used to be president

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

R: Luka, Zane, Zorian

22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

R: Kaliel, Reina, Coriela, Constance, (this list goes on)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

R: It would be cool. Britain would be awesome. That's where the Doctor is!! Most of the time...Russia, Japan, Germany, and Italy would be pretty cool too.

24. Hottest guy alive?

R: Conner :)

MY GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL:8

MY GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
xYou Go to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
xYou hate wearing the colour black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewellery.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Because of Conner...)
xShopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
xIt takes you more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing perfume
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of every thing.

TOTAL:14

Apparently I'm in touch with my feminine side

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.