![]() Author has written 41 stories for I Love Lucy, Ice Age, Jurassic Park, X-Men: Evolution, X-Men: The Movie, Primeval, National Treasure, NCIS, SWAT Kats, Kung Fu Panda, Misc. Movies, Rango, Doctor Who, Hawaii Five-0, Suits, Suite Life series, and Night at the Museum. Welcome to my profile! If you have come here I hope that at least one of my stories have intrigued you. If you have questions about anything, feel free to message me. Typically I live on the computer so I'll most likely reply in a reasonable amount of time. So, lists? Anyone like lists? I do. About Me Owns 1 dog (Scooby), 5 cats (Bianca, Honey, Callie, Uno, and Wally), one 55 gallon fish tank, 4 betta fishes (Geode, Blue Diamond, Artemis, and Cooper), 2 fire bellied toads (Bugsy and Mugsy), 1 box turtle (Trigger), 7 rabbits (Rock, Hazel, Chai, Natasha, Shuri, Harvey, and Ozzy), 22 chickens (they all have names), 2 horses (Autsie and Toby), and 3 lovely plants (Leafy, Spiky, and Tree) Am graduated from school Professional house and pet sitter (take professional lightly) Works mostly odd jobs Still obsessed with dinosaurs Loves cars, specifically super and hyper cars Am working on a second chapter book for kids Prefers to watch action/crime/adventure/sci-fi/fantasy Prefers to write general/crime/action/adventure/sci-fi/fantasy/horror/humor Not an episode a week kind of person, more of a season a day kind of person Loves '90s cartoons Would live in a movie theater if I could I prefer to read finished stories, but will read WIP ones if they're really good My current Hawaii Five-0 beta reader is Phoebe Miller Favorite Characters Danny Williams and Steve McGarrett from Hawaii Five-0 Walter Longmire and Henry Standing Bear from Longmire Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster from Psych John Reese and Finch from Person of Interest Hiccup, Astrid, Tuffnut, and Snotlout from HTTYD: Race to the Edge Adam Savage, Kari Byron, and Tory Belleci from Mythbusters Harvey Specter, Mike Ross, and Louis Litt from Suits The 10th Doctor, Rose Tyler, and Martha Jones from Doctor Who Knockout, Starscream, and Soundwave from Transformers: Prime Gru from Despicable Me Dracula from Hotel Transylvania Razor and Dr. Viper from SWAT Kats Shifu, Tigress, and Po from Kung Fu Panda Benjamin Gates from National Treasure Timothy McGee from NCIS Micheal Weston and Sam Axe from Burn Notice Hank Lawson and Boris Keuster von Jorgensen-Ratenicz from Royal Pains Buck from Ice Age 3 Lucy Ricardo from I Love Lucy Connor Temple, Stephen Hart, and Nick Cutter from Primeval Rattlesnake Jake from Rango Flynn Rider from Tangled Logan and Victor from X-Men Origins Eliot Spencer from Leverage Richard Hammond, Jeremy Clarkson, and James May from Top Gear Booth, Brennan, and Hodgins from Bones Chuck and Casey from Chuck Sherlock from Sherlock Neal Caffrey and Mozzie from White Collar Favorite TV Shows Hawaii Five-0 Longmire Psych Person of Interest HTTYD: Race to the Edge Mythbusters Suits Doctor Who Transformers: Prime NCIS SWAT Kats Burn Notice Royal Pains Criminal Minds Primeval Leverage Top Gear Bones Chuck Sherlock White Collar Favorite Books Warriors by Erin Hunter Fire Bringer by David Clement-Davies Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton Raptor Red by Robert Bakker Prisoner of the Daleks by Trevor Baxendale Firebringer Trilogy by Meredith Ann Pierce Maze Runner series by James Dashner Hunger Games series by Suzanne Collins Favorite Quotes "I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." - Dr. Seuss "You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world! This room's the greatest arsenal we could have - arm yourselves!"- 10th Doctor "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages." - William Shakespeare "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." - Edgar Allan Poe "I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line." - Lucille Ball "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage, Mythbusters "The question that often drives me hazy; am I or the others crazy?" - Albert Einstein "I've heard it both ways." - Shawn Spencer, Psych Finished Stories Biological Weapon for NCIS When a top secret ship that runs between the States and the west coast of Africa fails to respond to any calls, the NCIS team is sent out to investigate. Upon boarding the Black Raptor, they find nearly all of the crew dead and unveil a terrifying fact: the one that killed them is still onboard, and now has them in its sights. Calm Seas and Rough Thoughts for Doctor Who A shipwreck leaves the Doctor floating for days on the open ocean. Just as he starts to give up hope, a rather surprising being show some up to help him. Frosted Hourglass for Doctor Who An ancient timepiece. Powerful beings. A stubborn healer. Everything culminates in the Tenth Doctor’s regeneration going sideways and he winds up with a new companion, but first they must survive the Arctic wastelands before he can figure out why this all happened. Popoki ‘Ele‘ele (Black Cat) for Hawaii Five-0 Danny makes fun of a tailless black cat and reaps the consequences of it. Except, all may not quite be what it first appears to be. Ho'oila Hahai (Winter Hunt) for Hawaii Five-0 After some idiots hide their loot in the harnesses of reindeer, the Five-0 team is forced to chase the animals through the humid streets of Honolulu all while avoiding getting impaled on antlers or getting shot. Dragons for Hawaii Five-0 is technically always finished Dragons have always been a part of Earth’s history. From the bones found alongside dinosaurs to the much smaller ones that roam among society in human form now. The total population has dwindled to 1% dragons, 99% humans. Danny finds that his job as a cop becomes both complicated and yet invigorating when he finds out that the other members of Five-0 are of dragon blood, too. This story is an AU where the storyline of the show plays out pretty much the same way, but with the added twist of dragons existing and of the team being dragons themselves. Emphasis is on friendship, team bonding, and on world building. Unfinished Stories Glowing Angel for Ice Age Two Steps From Hell for Rango Cold Blooded for Rango Biological Weapon 2 for NCIS Spirit of the Mountain for Kung Fu Panda Gentle Giant of the Snow for Ice Age Black Cat for NCIS The Games Master for SWAT Kats Valuable Riches for SWAT Kats Our Twisted Future for SWAT Kats Black Winter for NCIS Frozen for X-Men The Elements for X-Men National Treasure 3: The Lost Empire for National Treasure National Treasure: Treasure of Blood for National Treasure Primeval: Ultra Raptor for Primeval Bump In The Night for Primeval Venomous Beauty for X-Men Hunted for X-Men Mutants on Deck for Suite Life/X-Men Chaos for Night at the Museum/Ice Age Ashes Will Fall for X-Men Evolution An Unforgettable Present for X-Men Evolution She Came From the Bayou for X-Men Evolution Always Being Watched for Suite Life/Jurassic Park The Haunted Shores of the Naklin for Ice Age Pet Sitting for I Love Lucy Glowing Angel for Ice Age Two Steps From Hell for Rango Biological Weapon 2 for NCIS Spirit of the Mountain for Kung Fu Panda Black Cat for NCIS The Games Master for SWAT Kats Valuable Riches for SWAT Kats Pet Sitting for I Love Lucy I’m terribly sorry to anyone who reads/likes these stories, but I’m afraid I may not be able to finish them at any time in the foreseeable future. Again, I’m sorry. |