Rango and Wounded Bird went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Bird wakes Rango and says, "Rango, sir, look towards sky, what you see?"

Rango replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Bird.

Rango ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Spiritually, I believe it means that the spirits are content with the current state of the universe.

What's it tell you, Bird?"

"You dumber than buffalo crap. It means someone stole the tent!"