I changed my pen name again. I swear this is the last time!

HEY all twilighters and whoever else might be out there!! I'm dothepepperminttwist and Katie's best friend!! She is awesome, read her stories, they get boring to me beause I'm a potter fan, but you might like them!! Drop her a PM she can't stop talking!! Go read her stories and you won't regret it!! Flame her, and she will CUT YOU!! LOL!! LUV YA LIKE A SIS!!

Now this is me, Katie talking.

I have a fictionpress. QuietKatie. Check it out.

"I am the kind of person who trips over air and blames the wall"-quote by ME!!

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

Caution: Watching Twilight may cause hyperventilation’

Things you need to know about me

1. i love vampires

best friends are dothepepperminttwist & mysterydrew

3we have a myspace (fanpire96)

4.we have a twitter (BellaandAliceC)

5.we have a youtube account (KatieCullen96)

6. i LOVE vampires

7. i only made it through the 4th harry potter book (Cause Robert Pattinson is in the movie)

8. Spike is the best vampire Ever

9. i have conviced myself that i am a vampire

10. my writing can get very detailed sometimes

11. if i write a bones Booth will be Angel

12. i am not popular

13. my friends are wierd (So am i)

14. i love writing, reading, and watching tv

15. i get bored and write random chapters a lot

16. people call me Bella

17. i have the same last name as one of the twilight characters

18 i have the same first name as one of the vampire diaries characters (katherine)

19. I love Bella/Jasper fics but I hate it when Alice and Edward are together in them (not entirely sure why)

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

This is true

a boy and a girl(whom are dating) were in a car the girls very quiet so the boy asks

boy: what's wrong

girl: can you pull over first

the boy pulls over and asks the girl what is wrong again

girl:i really like you but i think we should see other people

the boy looks very sad and about to cry he turns around and hands her a piece of paper before she can read it a drunk driver looses control and smashes right into them the girl has barely a scrath but the boy didn't make it she opens the note and it says

without your love i die

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy:Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Team Edward
Because I’d rather freeze than have a personal space heater Paste if you love Edward

Favorite Eclipse line

"I lie all the time"

"yeah but your such a bad liar no one ever believes you"

"well i hope your wrong about that or else charlies about to but down that door with a loaded gun" Bella/Edward Eclipse

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

FREAKING FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN RIGHT HERE

SING TO THE TUNE OF ITSY BITSY SPIDER

The itsy pixie vampire went to the shopping mall.

She wouldn't care if there was no sale at all,

but out came the sunshine and made her spark-kly,

so the itsy pixie vampire quit her shopping spree.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, ShadowGirdo, Yellow14, Black Moon Falling, 1pepsi1obsessed, THEBESTDAMNTHING96, Mordanyes,KatieCullen96 (As long as I have some friends and am entertained, I am good)

If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.

You have more chance of dying by an asteroid collision than in a plane crash.

The dimensions of the Space Shuttle, one of humanities greatest achievements, were specified over 2500 years ago by a horse.

"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." Anonymous

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." Anonymous

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." Anonymous

"Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." Anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." Anonymous

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." Anonymous

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." Anonymous

"It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the booger." Anonymous

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." Anonymous

"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Anonymous

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" Anonymous

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." Anonymous

roses are red

violets are blue

on my list of favroite

twilight is way higher then you!

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life.
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries

FRIENDS: Would tell off your stalker for you
BEST FRIENDS: Would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.

FRIENDS: Turn down the music when you ask them to
BEST FRIENDS: Turn it up instead of down and smiles

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Vampire Top 10
1.Spike (Chip head/evil)
2.Angel
3.Edward Cullen
4.Angelus
5.Damon
6.Eric
7.Jasper Whitlock
8.Emmett Cullen
9.Spike (Soul)
10.Carlisle Cullen

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remeber Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remeber Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remeber Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remeber Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remeber Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remeber Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remeber the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

HUMAN GUYS VS. EDWARD CULLEN

A human guy can only push you out of the way of a speeding car.
EDWARD can push the speeding car out of your way.
A human guy can only get you roses or chocolates.
EDWARD can buy you a half a million dollar Ferrari without you even asking for it.
A human guy can't protect you from a blood-thirsty vampire.
EDWARD can rip that vampire into pieces with his bare hands and teeth and burn the remains.
A human guy can only make you blush.
EDWARD can make your heart accelerate, make you start hyperventilating and eventually pass out.
A human guy would cry if he lost his girl.
EDWARD would KILL HIMSELF if he lost his only love. (and Edward sparkles)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, tm7, PP-PhantomPhoenix, ThornRose16, Mordanyes, KatieCullen96

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

Relationships i hate

1.Ron and Hermione(just because)

2.Stephen and Elena (She is better off with Damon)

3. Spike and Druscilla (she is too crazy)

4.Angel and Cordelia (He belongs with Buffy)

5. Angel and Nina (Shes a werewolf)

Best relationships

1. Buffy and Spike (they are so sweet)

2.Buffy and Angel (they are soulmates)

3. Edward and Bella (there love lasts forever)

4.Damon and Elena (Better than Elena and Stephen)

5.Dimitri and Rose (Even when he was evil he still loved her and she still loved him)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me,
(I actually usually just say thanks!) HAYDENpfan, leannapotter, seaweedbrain16101,KatieCullen96

Edward Cullen
Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale
Smoother than you since 1843

Rosalie Hale
Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen
Quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen
Stronger than you since 1935

Bella Swan
Luckier than you will ever be.

If you don't have a boyfriend, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you wish you could meet all your favorite celabrities, copy and past this on your profile

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off. (Heck YEAH!)

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his dang cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profileIf you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile

If your an proud stalker and overly obsessed love struck fan girl of Edward anthony masen cullen copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had someone say "you could so be bella" copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight,you can go on for hours talking about it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh Yeah!

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your parents are actually sick and tired of Twilight because of you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your parents know that you love Twilight so much because of how much you say it to them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this.

If you've ever fallen flat on you're face in public paste this.

If you've ever fallen on your but in public paste this.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thought: why am I'm listening to this person? Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get annoyed by people who constantly say 'like', copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever completely forgotten what you were going to say, and then get told "it can't of been very important then" when you know it was IMPORTANT, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your completely un-photogenic, even though your not normally that hideous, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room and forgotten what you came for, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. Only a vegetarian, like the Cullens!

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read New Moon and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this on your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

JNJOCNRP is Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes

YKTCARS You Know that The Cullens are Real Syndrome