STILL NOT DEAD. I'M LIKE RASPUTIN BUT I SMELL BETTER

Elsewhere on the Web I go by Tensaihime, so if that should happen to pop up here someday don't be alarmed. But I like this handle, so it probably won't change any time soon.

I love funny stories and exciting stories. I come here for escapism and I'm not ashamed to say so. Most of what I write is going to be "aww" (the friendship/bro sort) or "tee-hee" (watch for 12-year-old humor). To quote Family Guy's Stewie: I love crack. I'm absolutely cuckoo for crack! And I am alllllll about a good parody. :D If i wanna be sad/gritty, I can just switch on the news or pick up a paper. But I'll read a little bit of serious work too. I guess it's a case-by-case sort of thing.

An important (well, sort of) word: Sometimes I might leave a review saying that a story or chapter depressed me. THIS IS NOT A BAD THING. This means that you are a good enough writer to reach through the screen, into my chest, grab my heart and proclaim "WHEN I SAY GET SAD YOU WILL GET SAD. CRY, DOG, CRY FOR STEWIE." It means you've got skills and I salute you.

I still like my old faves like Pokemon, DBZ, LoTR, Sailor Moon, etc., but now I've joined the most rabid group of Kirby fans EVAR (with some Mario on the side) and am having so much fun with 'em. And then came Rockman. I don't think I'll ever quit having new favorites. I don't even know, man.

Not to mention the site's crackdown on stuff in the script format -we lost a lot of crap that way, but we lost a lot of good fics too. I have mixed feelings about that. So either way some of my stuff had to go. Although some of it was actually pretty lousy... Sorry to torment you with that, fellow fans. Also watch out for the occasional typo, bad Japanese grammar or OOC moment. I try to minimize such things, but nobody's perfect; I'm trying to improve and if you feel the need to point something out, go right ahead. It's good of you to care.

Soooo... you could read the stuff I do have. Or, since I have a lot of the awful old stuff saved, if you really wanted to see it I guess you could ask me. I don't bite. If I don't respond right away it's nothing personal; I'm randomly on and off of here.

Stuff In Progress:

Darn near everything, in a way. My beloved purple thumb drive crashed for no reason, taking a lot of my fan-work and a crap-ton of chemistry work with it. Darn near broke my heart... But I'm a stubborn broad.

No, I have NOT given up on Tsurukame! -it's too much fun to quit, and that's why I've finally finished Chapter 7. Yaaay!

Although Fellowship of the Metroid is probably gone for good, if I'm really bored I might re-do it someday...

I think I'm going to write a story about the Koopalings. They're just the coolest and cutest group of evil kids. (What I'll actually write it about is a whole other story.)

And I'm working hard on the Kirby's Adventure musical. :D Currently I'm reconstructing Butter Building, due to the crash. If the first Kirby musical disappears, it's only because I reconstructed it to not have the script format (I'm paranoid like that sometimes), and it'll be back up sure as (stupid Kirby-related pun of yours here).

Biographical-like Stuff

What? This is fun! XD

Name: Something that I'm gonna change when I get some cash

Age: Er... between 13 and 30

Race: Won the three-legged kind this one time in third grade

Height: 5'7" (GOSH DARN IT, I'M CLOSE ENOUGH TO TYPE 7)
Blood type: AB negative (4 percent of the people on Earth have AB. I feel special)
Favorite element on the periodic table: Mercury :D
Best DDR score: AA on Candy (Star) Standard; AA on 321Stars Standard; AA on Candy (Heart) Standard (forgot how many greats)
Heavy levels survived: Butterfly, Love Shine, Jane Jana, 321Stars, Kind Lady, Candy (Star), Super Star, Look to the Sky (forgot which mix)

Oni levels survived: Butterfly, finally! YAAAAAAAY!
Most feet: I can do up to 8
Almost died on: Sakura Standard, Max 300 Light (stop laughing, that thing can be hard)
Most embarrassing defeat: Butterfly Oni -three times before beating it

Able to breakdance: Workin' on it

Regular dance: Ninja please

Travel? Never been outside the States, but I NEED to go to so many places or I may just explode (insert disclaimer about not actually creating noise and flames)
Able to make killer desserts: Yes :D
Success in eating contests: As of this date, I entered one total and came in third out of five people.
Hot sauce tolerance: All I know is, it's going up. XD

Favorite fruit: Mango, then grapefruit, then tomato
Favorite kind of juice: Hmmm... either vegetable, grapefruit, cranberry or pineapple
What could I eat forever? Baked Lays' Sour Cream and Onion chips, and a special Baskin-Robbins flavor called Love Potion #31
Super power of preference: Flight. I wouldn't care about anything else as long as I could fly.
Best fanfiction written: Either Tsurukame! or the Kirby's Dreamland musical.

Cosplay: Heck yes! Especially crossplaying! I shall keep my ideas secret 'til I can actually get 'em done, and then pictures will be taken. (I wanna get my foolish little brother to go with me, then we can be either Mario and Luigi, Lemmy and Iggy, Raijin and Fujin, those two guys from Pokemon XD, or Mr. Shine and Mr. Bright.)
Favorite bishonen: The list is too long XD
Favorite old-school artist: Tied between Earth, Wind & Fire and Stevie Wonder, although there's a zillion others

Favorite rock band: The Rolling Stones

Favorite country singer: Johnny Cash

Favorite composer: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (he's not just for Christmas, folks :D)

You Know You Watch Way Too Much Freakin' DBZ When...

(I just had to bring it back! XD)

1. You can't make it through even one day without thinking something about DBZ.
2. When you are doing something fun,you imagine you are your favorite DBZ character.
3. You have had at least three dreams related to DBZ.
4. If you miss so much as one episode you throw a fit and lay on the floor for hours.
5. When the full moon comes out you stare at it, hoping to start growing bigger.
6. Your parents ban you from shopping because all you ever buy is DBZ stuff.
7. Most of what you visit on the Web is DBZ related.
8. Your biggest hero is none other than Toriyama-sama himself.
9. You join band just so you can play the piccolo.
10. You learn Japanese just so you can go to Japan and find Toriyama.
11. You find yourself spontaneously bursting into laughter throughout a certain drug-prevention week.
12. You crack up whenever someone mentions one or more of the following:
a. Chinese legends.
b. Underwear.
c. Anything cold.
d. Rice.
e. Dumplings.
f. Musical instruments.
g. Vegetables.
h. Fruits.
i. Colors.
j. Turtles.
k. Cranes.
l. Monkeys.
m. The moon, especially when it's full.
n. Robots.
o. Spices.
p. Cell biology.
q. Cinderella.
r. Tea.
s. Hawaiian historical figures.
t. Gastropods.

13. You only wear gi's.
14. For some reason, you find yourself attracted to blonde, green-eyed guys. (This happened to me a couple of years ago, and it took me a while to figure it out. XD)
15. You decide to enter a dojo, just because...
16. You waste your entire allowance on hair gel and hair dye, then have somebody make you really mad so you can "go SSJ."
17. You have ever made a list like this.
18. You firmly believe that, one day, man will be able to store his valuables inside of small capsules.
19. Somebody trips, falls, and says, "I hurt my shin!" You try to strangle him for hurting somebody who is that important.
20. You get four friends, invent a corny group name, and run around randomly posing and shouting your name.
21. You think your car is broken because it doesn't hover.
22. You have ever tried to fuse with anybody.
23. You are sent to the hospital for trying to live on water.
24. You think that all vegetarians are cannibals.
25. When in the bathroom, you always go, "Ka...me...ha...me...HAAAAA!" Then you sigh with relief.

Aaaaaand... I do believe that's it. omg reed my fics plz11111