Yea! It's the sequel! The sequel is here! *ahem* Anyways if you haven't
read Frieza, Lord of Porn, read it now! Now I tell you! If you have you may
continue reading. Hope you like this as much as you liked the first part!
Oh yeah this takes place after the Cell games, before the otherworld
tournament.
Disclaimer: Cell: *sigh* Me: What's wrong? Cell: Nothing, nothing at all. Me: You sure? Cell: Yep. Me: Ok, you can say the disclaimer. Cell: Woohoo! Jessica doesn't own DBZ.
***
Goku was flying after Pikkon. He had fought these guys before and knew Pikkon couldn't do it alone.
'I hope I can catch up in time.'
The grand Kai had told Pikkon to go to Hell (A/N: H.F.I.L would sound better in this case, but oh well) because Frieza was casing trouble. Goku finally caught up with Pikkon.
"What are you doing here?"
"Pikkon you're going to need my help. I've fought these guys and they're tough."
Pikkon decided that Goku wasn't going to leave so he let him come along. They both landed in Hell and Goku spotted Frieza.
'Ah ha…now to say something that sounds heroic.'
"Frieza we are here to stop you from…"
Goku scratched his head.
'Why are the Ginyu Force naked…why is Zarbon naked…why is Frieza naked…why is Dodoria naked…why is King Cold naked?'
For once Goku's brain was working.
"What the fuck?"
Zarbon turned around.
"Oh hi Goku."
He turned back around and continued taking pictures. Pikkon and Goku just stared with their mouths hanging open.
"Um aren't they supposed to be causing trouble?"
"…that's what I thought…"
Frieza smiled when he saw Goku.
"Ah hello there Goku. Nice to see you again."
Goku just stared at the naked Frieza.
"What brings you here?"
"Uh…well…the grand Kai said you were causing trouble so he sent Pikkon here. I decided to come along and umm stop you, but you're not trying to break out of Hell. What are you doing?"
"We're taking pictures for our magazine. Would you and your friend like to join us?"
Goku looked next to him to ask Pikkon if he wanted to, but Pikkon was on his knees holding his head.
"Um Pikkon are you ok?"
"No! I think I'm fucking blind! Pictures…horrible horrible pictures. How come you're not effected?"
"Hmm…Vegeta always said I'm slow, so maybe that's why."
"Goku we have to get out of here quickly!"
"Ok…bye!"
Goku picked up Pikkon and flew out of Hell.
"So that's the way out…how come we didn't think of that?"
"I don't know. Lord Frieza do you remember what we did all those years ago?"
"Yes Zarbon why?"
Zarbon smiled and Frieza caught on.
"Zarbon you're brilliant! Father would you like to join us?"
"Sure."
Zarbon, Frieza and King Cold flew out of Hell.
***
Trunks and Goten peaked around the corner. They spotted Vegeta sleeping on the couch.
"Trunks look…you're dad's sleeping!"
"Hey Goten, wanna color his face with this permanent marker?"
"What does permanent mean?"
'Uh oh…if I tell Goten the truth he won't do it.'
"Umm permanent means uh that it washes right off!"
"Oh ok cool!"
Trunks and Goten tiptoed over to Vegeta. Trunks took the cap off the marker and was about draw a mustache.
"Ahh! NO! Not Frieza! Pictures, nasty pictures!"
"Hey Trunks you're dad's talking about that Frieza guy again."
"Yeah, he's always saying stuff about him in his sleep."
"Who is he?"
"Some guy that my dad worked for."
"When?"
"Before he lived here."
"Oh…"
"Let's listen to what my dad's saying."
"Ok."
Vegeta turned in his sleep.
"Must drink coffee…must wash self…must get pictures out of my head! NO! I can't believe I was in the same bed as him! HELP ME!"
Vegeta jumped up off the couch. Trunks and Goten ran to the kitchen. Vegeta was covered in sweat.
"Fucking Frieza! Grr…at least he's dead and I can't see him naked anymore."
Vegeta got up and walked to the bathroom. He turned the faucet and washed his face.
"Damn bastard."
Vegeta walked into his bedroom. He felt some familiar kis.
"That's impossible."
He looked out the window and screamed.
"NO! HE'S BACK! AHH!"
Vegeta fell to the floor crying. Bulma, Trunks and Goten all ran into the room.
"Vegeta?"
"Dad?"
They watched as Vegeta curled up in a ball on the floor.
"Vegeta what's wrong?"
"H-he's…back…"
"Huh? Who's back?"
"…"
"Dad?"
"…Frieza's back…"
***
Goku put Pikkon down on the ground. All of a sudden Goku's brain kicked in.
"Ahh! I saw Frieza naked! Ahh!"
Goku ran around screaming and crying.
"Get out of my head!"
Goku ran over to a building and banged his head against it.
"Must get rid of these pictures!"
***
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold landed.
"Hmm…what should we do first?"
"Hmm…"
"Hmm…"
"Well Lord Frieza we could always make billboards."
"Hmm…what do you think father?"
"I think Zarbon's idea is wonderful my son."
"Ok let's get started!"
***
Bulma was rubbing Vegeta's back.
"Vegeta?"
"…"
"Trunks get my car keys."
"Why?"
"I'm taking Vegeta to a psychiatrist."
"Um Mrs. Bulma can I come?"
"Sure. Call you mother ok?"
"Ok!"
Trunks and Goten ran downstairs. Bulma helped Vegeta up and walked him to the car.
"Vegeta I'm taking you to a psychiatrist ok?"
"…"
Trunks and Goten ran to the car.
"Goten called his mom and she said he can come."
"Ok. Buckle up."
***
Bulma led Vegeta into the office.
"Trunks put Vegeta into a chair."
"Ok."
Bulma walked up to the desk.
"Hello. How may I help you?"
"Hi. I'm Mrs. Brief and my husband Vegeta is acting strange. I think it might be something that happened from his childhood."
"Uh huh. Ok well Dr. Sikes is with someone at the moment. The secession is almost over. I'd say you'd have to wait about 15 minutes."
"Ok thanks."
15 minutes later…
"Hello Vegeta. My name is Dr. Sikes. You can call me Kim ok?"
Vegeta nodded his head.
"Do you think you can help him?"
"Sure if he talks."
"Hmm…what would make Vegeta talk?"
"Hey dad!"
"…"
"Goten told me that he thinks his dad can beat you!"
"WHAT!"
"Heh that worked."
"Vegeta please lay down."
"Whatever."
"Now tell me who this Frieza is."
"Ok it all started when I was a little boy…"
30 minutes later…
"And every time we would see him naked! It was horrible! I couldn't sleep, couldn't train, I couldn't even blink without seeing him. All I could do was drink coffee…"
"Uh huh. And you say you saw Frieza naked when you looked out the window?"
"Yes."
"I think it was from your dream. I don't think he was really there. He only existed in your head."
***
"So Zarbon, how does that billboard look?"
"It looks great!"
"Yes I agree."
"What should we do next?"
"Hmm…"
***
"Thank you so much Kim."
"You're welcome Bulma. Now if Vegeta does anything strange again, I want you to call me."
"Ok. Bye!"
"Bye."
"Bye!"
"Bye-bye!"
Everyone got in the car and Vegeta was driving home. He happened to look up at a billboard.
"HOLY SHIT NO!"
Vegeta saw the billboard that Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold made. He slammed on the brakes.
"Vegeta?"
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Vegeta was banging his head on the steering wheel.
"Mom is dad ok?"
"Not fair, she said I was imagining it!"
Bulma moved Vegeta and drove home. Vegeta ran into the kitchen and made some coffee.
"Dad are you…ok…?"
Trunks scratched his head when he saw his dad taping his eyes open.
"MOM!"
***
Damn Frieza's back! Muahahahaha the torment continues! Did you like it? Please review *gives thumbs up* Thanks!
Disclaimer: Cell: *sigh* Me: What's wrong? Cell: Nothing, nothing at all. Me: You sure? Cell: Yep. Me: Ok, you can say the disclaimer. Cell: Woohoo! Jessica doesn't own DBZ.
***
Goku was flying after Pikkon. He had fought these guys before and knew Pikkon couldn't do it alone.
'I hope I can catch up in time.'
The grand Kai had told Pikkon to go to Hell (A/N: H.F.I.L would sound better in this case, but oh well) because Frieza was casing trouble. Goku finally caught up with Pikkon.
"What are you doing here?"
"Pikkon you're going to need my help. I've fought these guys and they're tough."
Pikkon decided that Goku wasn't going to leave so he let him come along. They both landed in Hell and Goku spotted Frieza.
'Ah ha…now to say something that sounds heroic.'
"Frieza we are here to stop you from…"
Goku scratched his head.
'Why are the Ginyu Force naked…why is Zarbon naked…why is Frieza naked…why is Dodoria naked…why is King Cold naked?'
For once Goku's brain was working.
"What the fuck?"
Zarbon turned around.
"Oh hi Goku."
He turned back around and continued taking pictures. Pikkon and Goku just stared with their mouths hanging open.
"Um aren't they supposed to be causing trouble?"
"…that's what I thought…"
Frieza smiled when he saw Goku.
"Ah hello there Goku. Nice to see you again."
Goku just stared at the naked Frieza.
"What brings you here?"
"Uh…well…the grand Kai said you were causing trouble so he sent Pikkon here. I decided to come along and umm stop you, but you're not trying to break out of Hell. What are you doing?"
"We're taking pictures for our magazine. Would you and your friend like to join us?"
Goku looked next to him to ask Pikkon if he wanted to, but Pikkon was on his knees holding his head.
"Um Pikkon are you ok?"
"No! I think I'm fucking blind! Pictures…horrible horrible pictures. How come you're not effected?"
"Hmm…Vegeta always said I'm slow, so maybe that's why."
"Goku we have to get out of here quickly!"
"Ok…bye!"
Goku picked up Pikkon and flew out of Hell.
"So that's the way out…how come we didn't think of that?"
"I don't know. Lord Frieza do you remember what we did all those years ago?"
"Yes Zarbon why?"
Zarbon smiled and Frieza caught on.
"Zarbon you're brilliant! Father would you like to join us?"
"Sure."
Zarbon, Frieza and King Cold flew out of Hell.
***
Trunks and Goten peaked around the corner. They spotted Vegeta sleeping on the couch.
"Trunks look…you're dad's sleeping!"
"Hey Goten, wanna color his face with this permanent marker?"
"What does permanent mean?"
'Uh oh…if I tell Goten the truth he won't do it.'
"Umm permanent means uh that it washes right off!"
"Oh ok cool!"
Trunks and Goten tiptoed over to Vegeta. Trunks took the cap off the marker and was about draw a mustache.
"Ahh! NO! Not Frieza! Pictures, nasty pictures!"
"Hey Trunks you're dad's talking about that Frieza guy again."
"Yeah, he's always saying stuff about him in his sleep."
"Who is he?"
"Some guy that my dad worked for."
"When?"
"Before he lived here."
"Oh…"
"Let's listen to what my dad's saying."
"Ok."
Vegeta turned in his sleep.
"Must drink coffee…must wash self…must get pictures out of my head! NO! I can't believe I was in the same bed as him! HELP ME!"
Vegeta jumped up off the couch. Trunks and Goten ran to the kitchen. Vegeta was covered in sweat.
"Fucking Frieza! Grr…at least he's dead and I can't see him naked anymore."
Vegeta got up and walked to the bathroom. He turned the faucet and washed his face.
"Damn bastard."
Vegeta walked into his bedroom. He felt some familiar kis.
"That's impossible."
He looked out the window and screamed.
"NO! HE'S BACK! AHH!"
Vegeta fell to the floor crying. Bulma, Trunks and Goten all ran into the room.
"Vegeta?"
"Dad?"
They watched as Vegeta curled up in a ball on the floor.
"Vegeta what's wrong?"
"H-he's…back…"
"Huh? Who's back?"
"…"
"Dad?"
"…Frieza's back…"
***
Goku put Pikkon down on the ground. All of a sudden Goku's brain kicked in.
"Ahh! I saw Frieza naked! Ahh!"
Goku ran around screaming and crying.
"Get out of my head!"
Goku ran over to a building and banged his head against it.
"Must get rid of these pictures!"
***
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold landed.
"Hmm…what should we do first?"
"Hmm…"
"Hmm…"
"Well Lord Frieza we could always make billboards."
"Hmm…what do you think father?"
"I think Zarbon's idea is wonderful my son."
"Ok let's get started!"
***
Bulma was rubbing Vegeta's back.
"Vegeta?"
"…"
"Trunks get my car keys."
"Why?"
"I'm taking Vegeta to a psychiatrist."
"Um Mrs. Bulma can I come?"
"Sure. Call you mother ok?"
"Ok!"
Trunks and Goten ran downstairs. Bulma helped Vegeta up and walked him to the car.
"Vegeta I'm taking you to a psychiatrist ok?"
"…"
Trunks and Goten ran to the car.
"Goten called his mom and she said he can come."
"Ok. Buckle up."
***
Bulma led Vegeta into the office.
"Trunks put Vegeta into a chair."
"Ok."
Bulma walked up to the desk.
"Hello. How may I help you?"
"Hi. I'm Mrs. Brief and my husband Vegeta is acting strange. I think it might be something that happened from his childhood."
"Uh huh. Ok well Dr. Sikes is with someone at the moment. The secession is almost over. I'd say you'd have to wait about 15 minutes."
"Ok thanks."
15 minutes later…
"Hello Vegeta. My name is Dr. Sikes. You can call me Kim ok?"
Vegeta nodded his head.
"Do you think you can help him?"
"Sure if he talks."
"Hmm…what would make Vegeta talk?"
"Hey dad!"
"…"
"Goten told me that he thinks his dad can beat you!"
"WHAT!"
"Heh that worked."
"Vegeta please lay down."
"Whatever."
"Now tell me who this Frieza is."
"Ok it all started when I was a little boy…"
30 minutes later…
"And every time we would see him naked! It was horrible! I couldn't sleep, couldn't train, I couldn't even blink without seeing him. All I could do was drink coffee…"
"Uh huh. And you say you saw Frieza naked when you looked out the window?"
"Yes."
"I think it was from your dream. I don't think he was really there. He only existed in your head."
***
"So Zarbon, how does that billboard look?"
"It looks great!"
"Yes I agree."
"What should we do next?"
"Hmm…"
***
"Thank you so much Kim."
"You're welcome Bulma. Now if Vegeta does anything strange again, I want you to call me."
"Ok. Bye!"
"Bye."
"Bye!"
"Bye-bye!"
Everyone got in the car and Vegeta was driving home. He happened to look up at a billboard.
"HOLY SHIT NO!"
Vegeta saw the billboard that Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold made. He slammed on the brakes.
"Vegeta?"
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Vegeta was banging his head on the steering wheel.
"Mom is dad ok?"
"Not fair, she said I was imagining it!"
Bulma moved Vegeta and drove home. Vegeta ran into the kitchen and made some coffee.
"Dad are you…ok…?"
Trunks scratched his head when he saw his dad taping his eyes open.
"MOM!"
***
Damn Frieza's back! Muahahahaha the torment continues! Did you like it? Please review *gives thumbs up* Thanks!