PinkPlagueRat
 Author has written 10 stories for Happy Tree Friends. Hello Fanfictionites! Welcome to my profile, and thank you for taking the time out of your day to look at my profile. So please look around I work to please you (And mostly myself) I know you don't wan't to read some boring bio or a bunch of copy n' paste messages so scroll down and just do what you came here to do. wow...havent updated this profile in a while...im sorry to say this but...i wont be updating as often as i did (like i ever did, stories are hard to write.) This is because of computer problems (Youre probably thinking "WTF then how did you update your profile" Well its because I used a friend's computer!) It makes me angry to know i had 3 and a half pre written chapters to use. So yeah, to sum up i wont be updating until october or september. Read, Rate, and Review my stories! People I want to thank (Sorry about the spelling- these aren't in any particular order of importance) DeepDarkDept09 deadliving FlippedOutSoldier Flakyfan55 Meowth's Toon Dragon Kitten630 Visionary Dreamer slpytlak STORY IDEAS (These dates are estimates) DONT STEAL THESE IDEAS!! THESE ARE COMPLETED ALREADY AND GOING THROUGH AN EDITING PROCESS! HTF: International Scavenger Hunt!- After Hostage is done HTF SHORT SEREIES (AROUND 9 EPISODES) Now- April 20 2010 THIRD STRIKE (SEQUEL TO HOSTAGE) May 2010 (Sorry! Hostage is going to be more than I planned) SURVIVIOR In progress Odd Jobs- Cancelled. Unless you want me write about your Oc/desired character to get off their ass and get a job ROBBERY ( STARRING LIFTY AND SHIFTY ITS WHEN THEY ROB FLIPPY'S HOUSE, BUT INSTEAD OF KILLING THEM FLIPPY DECIDES A PUNISHMENT FAR WORSE... PRISION LIFE!!) June 2010 -This story is on sale If you want it you'l have to pay with ideas or reveiws Happy go Lucky-Deceber 2010 ODD COUPLES June 2010- This story is on sale If you want it you'l have to pay with ideas or reveiws Candies are green and Sadness is blue (Sequel to Nutty and Petunia) July 2010 Chiller- June 2010- This story is on sale. If you want it you'l have to pay with ideas or reveiws Ouija- December 2012 HTF International Scavenger hunt- Whenever Roadtrip! is done Roadtrip! In progress Eclipse- October 2010 One lit candle- 2/14/10 Toothy n' Cuddles- 2/20/10 (Basically a story where Cuddles and Toothy have funny adventures) Night Shift, Day Shift- 3/30/2010 Starring Nuttty! Vengance- January 2012 STUFF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME (And probably dont care about) I'M 5"5 I LIVE IN NEW YORK HTF IS MY BIGGEST OBSESSION I HATE BUGS ALOT MOTHS CREEP ME OUT I 'M SHY AND QUIET I'M KINDA CRAZY I HATE PINK AND ALL THE OTHER BRIGHT COLORS MY FAV COLORS ARE BLACK, RED AND PURPLE THE HTF COUPLE I CURRENTLY SUPPORT ARE: FLIPPY X FLAKY, PETUNIA X NUTTY OR PETUNIA X SHIFTY (OR LIFTY) AND CUDDLES AND GIGGLES Gender- FEMALE Age-(please don't laugh) 13 (Finaly!) (Hard to beleive I write like this at 13) Likes- happy tree friends, my friends, and my stuff hates- nearly everything that's bad my favorite shows: happy tree friends, robot chicken, auqua team hungerforce, and any other cartoon show!! FAV TYPES OF MUSIC : Rock and Metal (IT'S THE ONLY THING I LISTEN TO!) FAV BANDS- Bullet For My Valentine, Simple plan, Linkin park, koRn, Breaking Benjamin, Creed, Halestorm, Flyleaf, Evanessence, Lamb of God, Disturbed, Atreyu (Did i spell that right?) THINGS I LOVE: HAPPY TREE FRIENDS, PLATFORMER GAMES, HORROR MOVIES, MYSELF, MY SANCTUARY This is a copy and paste from another profile This is a copy and paste from another profile 1. One of your scars, how did you get it? I have a scar on my arm. I cut myself by accident 2.If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be? A Cat you like toothpaste? Depends on what flavor. 4. What type of music do you listen to? Rock, Metal, or anything with meaning 5. Do you know what time you were born? 9:50 on 9/28 6. What do you want more than anything right now? Wendy's! 7. What do you miss? 2003 8. What is your most prized possession? My "It's a girl" Balloon, my iPod and my Computer 9. How tall are you? 5'5! 10. Do you get claustrophobic? yes, when two really fat people sit on both side of you on the bus. It crushes the hell out of me 11. Do you get scared in the dark? no 12. The last person to make you cry is... Some bitch named Brianna. 13. What is your favorite perfume for a girl? I wear perfume but i don't enjoy smelling it on other girls 14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite gender? Blue and Hazel eyes. Other than that, hair doesn't matter 15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? Don't wanna get married 16. Coffee or energy drink? Both. 17. What's your favorite pizza topping? Peperoni 18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? French Fries 21. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever received? The gift of life...oh wait that was my curse 22. Do you like anybody? yes 23. Are you double-jointed? no 24. What's your favorite clothing brand? IDC (Not a label) 26. Do you have a pet right now? Yes 27. What kind is it? A cat
29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? I don't show affection...well only to my mom 30. Say a number between one and a hundred 78 31. Blondes or brunettes? Really? 32. What is the one number you call most often? My mom 33. What annoys you the most? Twilight. 34. Have you been out of the USA? Yes. To the Carribean and London 35. What are your weaknesses? my phobias 36. Have you met anyone famous? No 37. What was your first job? Never had one 38. Have you ever done a prank call? Yeah! I found out that it was my math techer then nect day... 41. What were you doing before filling this out? Sleeping 40. Have you ever had surgery? No 42. What do you get complimented about most? I'm black. I don't get compliments. 43. Have you ever had braces? Not yet 44. What do you want for your birthday? A phone 45. How many kids do you want? Don't want any 46. Were you named after anyone? no 47. Do you wish on stars? no 49. What kind of shampoo do you use? And your asking this for what reason? 50. Do you like your handwriting? Yes! No one but me can read it! 51. What's your favorite lunch meat? ham 52. Do you have any bad habits? Stuttering and picking my nails 53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? .People still have CD's? I thought that's why we had iPods for! 54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Yes. I need a friend 56. Do looks matter? NO 57. How do you release anger? Shoot animals 58. Where is your second home? Actually my dad has three. One in Maryland, Some where in Brooklyn, and in Jamacia 60. What was your favorite toy as a child? Blocks 61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? 10. 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, should there be anymore 62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? No. I always thought peachy costumes had pedophiles in them 63. Do you use sarcasm? Oh, no...OF COURSE I DO! 64. Mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese? Macaroni and cheese 65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Really? 66. What are your nicknames? "Oero" "Uncle Tom" "Spazz" "Nerd" "Emo" "Evil" 67. What's your favorite band/singer? Bullet for my Valentine 68. What's your favorite TV show? South park, Family guy, or HTF 69. What was your act sat score? Was? 70. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla 71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Well, for now...yes 72. When was the last time you worked out? I don't ever recall working out, but im not fat though 73. Did you notice that there's no #64? That was a fail. The original writer failed 74. What's the fastest you have gone in a car? It's still illegal for me to drive 75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? If someone sees all these questions and wants to copy and paste them onto their profile, then yes. 76. What are you listening to? The Diary by Hollywood Undead 77. What was the last thing you drank? water 78. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom 79. What's the first thing you notice in the opposite gender? Uh...their skin and face? 80. What's your favorite thought-provoking song? I will not bow by Breaking Benjamin 81. What's your favorite thing to hate? People that cling to the invisible world for their safety 82. What's your favorite month of the year? September. Free girfts plus, it's not too hot or cold 83. What's your favorite Zodiac sign? Libra 85. What is your hair color? black 86. Eye color? brown 89. Favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds. Stereotypical, ain't it? 90. Do you lhink that people should lie when it's nessessary? Sure! I do it all the time! 91. Last thing you watched? Sleepaway camp 92. Favorite day of the year? 12/25. I get presents because the rest of my family celebrates Christmas 93. Play any musical instruments? I used to play the guitar but i broke it. Also, i'm starting to forget how to play. 94. Republican or democrat Democrat 95. Kisses or hugs kisses 96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. 97. What was the last thing you bought? Coffee 98. What kind of car do you have Don't have one 99. What book are you reading? The Catcher in the Rye By J.D Sakinger 100. Describe your love life. A blank space that can never be fillied THIGS THAT ANNOY ME: Rap, FLIPPY FAN GIRL CHARACTERS OR OCS (THERE'S JUST TOO MANY) NUTTY X FLAKY PAIRINGS, FANFICS WHERE THE CHARACTERS HAVE MORE THAN 2 CHILDREN (THATS NASTY) OC OVERLOADS, STORIES WITH RACISIM You say pink -I say black -You say Paris Hilton -I say ...EW... -You say Zac Efron -I say WTF... -You say rap -I say rock -You say Jonas Brothers -I say MCR -You say happy -I say sad -You say light -I say dark -You say life -I say death -You say I’m weird -I say yes I am! Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Friends A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. DON'T you hate it when... Your dog\cat is the only animal that rips up or eats your home work. Your freinds leave you behind for the sake of being with the in crowd. Your family seems like the weirdest family ever. Your dad embarasses you in public Your teacher tells the class how great your work is and then everyone hates you People think you're stuck up because you have better standards of how you should things People think you're weird but really you're just unique People tease you because the kind of friends you have People say that your a loser because you don't go to partys or have MySpace Twitter, and Facebook People put you doen because they know they're failing and you're not People act fake around you and the minute you turn your back they laugh at you The Stupidest Things On Products On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) | |||||||
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