Hiya guyz my name is Kanna!! I’m new here but have been these stories ever since I was 8 (I'm 13 now)!! I’m very crazy and evil but it’s just me. I LOVE FOOD!! I am a girl. I will be making stories soon so watch for them!! (Oh and I'm not so good with grammer so if I make a story that has sooo many grammer mistakes please tell me what I did wrong.)

THIS AWESOME AVATAR WAS MANDE BY AN AWESOMER (Is that a word?) FRIEND THAT I JUST HAVE TO THANK. Frida THANKS SO MUCH!! YOU'RE THE AWESOMEST!! (Again word?) IF ANY HTF FAN OUT THERE WANTS AN OC DRAWN ASK MY FRIEND AT HER PROFILE: Fridix95. THANKS AGAIN!!

My Favorite Things

Favorite Food: Anything that can clog my arteries and/or kill me.

Favorite Shows: Scroll down

Favorite Movies: Spongebob Movie, Moulin Rouge, Enchanted (Just don't ask...), Rush Hour 1-3, Saw 1-4(Haven't seen 5!! Must see 5...), and any scary movie that can acually SCARE ME!!

Favorite Music: Electronic (barley but still), Hip-Hop/Rap (yes rap...), Pop, R&B/Soul, Rock, Alternative, Country (some), and Reggae.

Favorite Singers/Bands:

Electronic: Daft Punk and M.I.A

Hip-Hop/Rap: Flo Rida, Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne, T.I.(In jail, so sad too), Kanye West (American Idol performance terrible though), Mims, Jay Z, and T-Pain.

Pop: Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Kelly Clarkson (some songs), The Pussycat Dolls, Rihanna, Christina Aguilera, and P!nk.

R&B/Soul:Jamie Foxx, Mary J Blige, Ne-Yo (love his songs), Akon, Keri Hilson, The Dream, Ciara, Mariah Carey, Keyshia Cole, Usher, Jennifer Hudson, Chris Brown (stupid boy ruined his career), and Baby Bash.

Rock: The Fray, Three Days Grace, Nickelback, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Disturbed, Lifehouse, System of a Down, OneRepublic, Maroon 5, and Boys Like Girls.

Alternative:The All-American Rejects, The Ting Tings, Coldplay, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, The Killers, Evanescence, Finger Eleven, We The Kings, Green Day and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

Country:Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Rascal Flatts, and Keith Urban. (I said some)

Reggae: Bob Marley, Sean Paul, Smash Mouth, and Kevin Lyttle.

Song Of The Week

Sugar
by Flo Rida (feat. Wynter)

Random Things Me and My Friends Say (More added):

Me: I've gotten a cat scan before.
(Everyone looks at me)
Me: What!! My parents thought I had ADD!!
Jam: You know Kanna that's not something you admitt...

Me: Man I'm hungry.
Jam: Your parents must run out of money trying to feed you.

(In class)
Me (quietly): Do you like waffles??
Dani: Yeah we like waffles
Teacher: Stop singing!
Me: Not of fan of waffles huh?

Tiff: I will not affiliate with you anymore.

Me: Super Special Awesome!!

Jam: It's amazing your so stupid, but you get good grades.
Me: I'm tired of your insults you know that?

(I'm watching a can of juice)
Dani: Kanna, what are you doing?
Me: It saids 'concentrate' so I am.
Dani: ...

Teacher: Your organization is horrible.
Me: I know, my mom's making me take an organization class this summer.
(Whole class stops talking)
Jam: This is what I mean by things you do not admit.

Tiff: What happened to being nice today Kanna?
Me: It was out when I saw Ethan and he started (shivers) talking to me.
Ethan: Hey!!

Angel: Shut up!!
Me: Why don't you shut up with your short, stumpy, ompa-lompa self!!
Dani (singing): Ompa-lompa ompitte do...

Me: Ethan!!
(Ethan turns around:.)
Me (singing): If you were gay...
Dani (joins): It be ok...
Ciara (joins): We're here to stay...
Tiff (joins): We'd like you anyway...
(Ethan put his head down on the desk.)

(Me, Tiff, Dani, and Jam around a school water thing)
Tiff: You know you guys we look like bussiness people
Jam: Wow.
Tiff (in a guy's voice): Hey guys Bill got burned didn't he.
Dani (in a guy's voice): Yeah and Joe broke up with his wife.
Tiff (still in a guy's voice): And I heard Bob and Bobbett had gesse babies.
(I spit out water laughing at their voices)
Tiff (still in a guy's voice): ... and Chompy's (nickname) spitin out water...

Chris: Hello murderer.
Me: Hello victim.
Chris: Did you hear what your friend said to me!!
Jam: You should be used to it by now.

Ethan: I can totally see Kanna as a sniper.
Chris: No a terrorist!!
Me: GUYS!! I prefer, professional assassin.
Ethan and Chris: ...

Tiff: Hey Kanna what are you Republican or Democrat.
Me (I wasn't paying attention): Oh I was thinking about becoming a actress but I'm not sure.
Tiff and Jam: WHAT!?
Me: Didn't you say something about jobs?
Tiff and Jam: No!!

Mike (singing): I've got a 90 in this class!!
Me (angry I had a 79): Micheal if you don't shut up, I will stab you in your sleep.
Mike: ...
Tiff: Dang Kanna!!

Chris: You don't think of me as a friend?
Me: No I think of you more as a... target.
Chris: ...

Copy & Paste Stuff

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2008 WHEN...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or

myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the

TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (The Spongebob Movie and Spongebob!!)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

You say pink

-I say black

-You say Paris Hilton

-I say ...EW...

-You say Zac Efron

-I say WTF...

-You say rap

-I say rock

-You say Jonas Brothers

-I say MCR

-You say happy

-I say sad

-You say light

-I say dark

-You say life

-I say death

-You say I’m weird

-I say yes I am!

If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toliet. After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby.

Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Check this out...

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things

Stereotypes...You know you hate 'em. You know they need to be stopped. You know you love copying and pasting a plethora of shit to your profile. Why not add this, eh?I'm

SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Read the top I LIKE TO EAT!!)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (These are the thing people say that piss me OFF!!)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. (I'm part Guyanese and hell no.)
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Wow I'm part Asian but they are ugly Asians.)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Yeah people may call me that but it's better to be told the truth than to have a true bitch tell it to you.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (No, I won't. My cousin's gay but he's so nice and funny. I support gay poeple because they're the same as everyone else.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Read the one on the top.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I don't I have some problems with being good myself.)
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (What?!)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (I LIKE TO DANCE!!)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (My PARENTS are rich not ME.)
IWEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Why would someone even say that?! I know A LOT of people who wear black)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Gotta love self-esteem...heh. We're all "pretty"...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I LIKE TO ACT AND SING! What does that have to do with being gay?!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
IHAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Ew... no)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a GIRL who likes GUYS.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I HATE this list!!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude (Wow I'm a 13 year-old virgin. That's bad, it really is.)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (I like video games and happen to be pretty. Ooo the apocalypse is coming!!
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (So what?! Really who doesn't!?)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (I AM SKINNY!!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I jut don't like any of the guys at my school like that.)
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (Oh yeah, what I'm doing right now is homework. It really is.)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Read the top ones I SUPPORT THEM!!)
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up. (What does that have to do with ANYTHING!?)
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (Why would I...? You know what just forget it.)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm unique. Period.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I must be stuck-up
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
II have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (Guilty as charged of being part albino...according to my doctor...)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

The Shows I Like (There’re LOTS of them):

Happy Tree Friends (FAV SHOW IN THE WORLD!!)

Ouran High School Host Club (SECOND FAV!!)

Inuyasha (LOVE the show!!)

Lucky Star (Fun show!!)

Tokyo Mew Mew (I love Kishu… but who dosen’t)

Fruits Basket (Kyo is awesome!!)

Black Cat (I wish Saya didn’t die.)

Peach Girl (Awesome ending!!)

Bakugan (Love it!!)

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go (ADDICTED to it!!)

Spongebob (HOOKED!!)

Hare and Guu (So HILARIOUS!!)

School Rumble (Cool Show)

Family Guy (Ding fries are done…)

Teen Titans (Nice show)

Avatar (Don’t watch it that much but still sweet)

Kappa Mikey (I like it a lot!)

Favorite Parings:

Happy Tree Friends:

Kyra and Flippy (My fan character)

Cuddles and Giggles (Love the paring!)

Petunia and Handy (Such a cute couple)

Hallow and Handy (Hallow is Flipped Out Solider's character)

Flaky and Nutty (So adorable!!)

Mime and Leah (Another fan character)

Toothy and Leane (Leah's Sister)

Russell and Eloise (Eloise is Fridix95's character)

Disco Bear and Disgal (Fan character)

Splendid and Super (Another one)

Meth and Nannette (Did I spell her name right?)

Inuyasha:

Inuyasha and Kagome (Classic couple. Die Kikyo and take Naraku with you!!)

Sango and Miroku

Rin and Sesshomaru

Tokyo Mew Mew:

Ichigo and Kishu

Mint and Elliot (Just do)

KeKe and Tarb (CUTE CUTE CUTE)

Lettuce and Pai

Fruits Basket:

Kyo and Torhu

Yuki and Kagura (I know weird but I don't really care)

Black Cat:

Train and Saya (Why did she have to die!!)

Eve and Sven (Cuteness to the extreme)

Rinslet and Jenos

Peach Girl:

Kyri and Momo

Bakugan:

Runo and Dan

SRMTHFG:

Antauri and Nova (My favorite)

Sprx and Nova (My second favorite)

Otto and Nova (Yes Nova is good enough to get ALL there guys)

Chiro and Jinmay (Classic)

Spongebob:

Spongebob and Sandy (Too cute!!)

Patrick and Mindy (Did you see my underwear? Did you want too? LOL!!)

Squidward and Pearl (They both NEED somebody!!)

Hare and Guu:

Hare and Guu!! (I like it)

Teen Titans:

Raven and Beast boy

Raven and Robin (Not as much as Beast boy but still)

Starfire and Robin

Avatar:

Katara and Aang

Sokka and Toph

Zuko and Mei

Kappa Mikey:

Mikey and Mitsuki

Lily and Gonard

Fan Characters:

Kyra:

Show: Happy Tree Friends

Animal: Bunny

Color: Silver (with black cheeks)

Clothes: Black Halter top, Black Jacket, Dark Jeans and Black Boots (Changes alot)

Love Interest: Tevor (past) Flippy (present)

Kyra is a silver bunny with black cheeks and long black hair that goes to the Happy Tree Friends town to see her cousin Cuddles. Kyraloves to mess with her cousin and plays "matchmaker" with him and his friends when she comes over. She is a VERY stubborn person who loves to make people laugh and always knows who likes who very quickly (only she is very dense to people who like her.) She is addicted to music and soda (but if you give her too much soda she gets drunk off of it and has a crazy fit) She can be a very nice and friendly person but has a very mean side ONLY if you tick her off (she hates Rona and Wendy very much though.) She also owns five knifes and three guns but she only uses them for self defense or if somebody messes with her friends and family. In the stories she becomes friends with the good Flippy and calls him her bestie (best friend.) Good Flippy likes her and always blushes around her but she always thinks that he is just "sick" and feels his head (which just makes him blush even more.) Bad Flippy saids he hates her all the time and is very mean to her but she just gives him a hug everytime he is mean and says "love you to Flippers!!" (which makes him kinda "sick" to.) She loves her cousin Cuddles and always messes with him and Giggles when they are together (sometimes she even puts on romantic music to mess with them!) She first is in love with Petunia's brother Tevor (fan character) and he likes her back but soon figures out she actually likes Flippy.

Tevor:

Show: Happy Tree Friends

Animal: Skunk

Color: Black and White

Clothes: White button up shirt

Love Interest: Kyra (past) Deilah (present)

Tevoris Petunia's older brother and looks like a regular black and white skunk (but older.) He is VERY overprotective of his sister and hates Handy's guts right away when he sees they like each other. He is not a mean guy but can easily hurt someone if you ever push him over the edge. When he is with friends he acts like himself (which is very cool and warm hearted) but if he is around people he doesn't like (like Handy) he becomes cold and distant; never keeping his eyes off of Handy and Petuina. He is cool with everyone (expect of course Handy) and loves to play basketball (he dreams of going to the HTF NBA one day.) Kyra and Tevor first like eachother when they see each other but he realizes that she is better off with Flippy and breaks up with her (knowing it was for the best.) His current girlfriend now is Deilah who is my next profile...

Deilah:

Show: Happy Tree Friends

Animal: Chipmunk

Color: Dark Purple with Lilac accents

Clothes: Cleerleading outfit (Purple and White)

Love Interest: Handy (past) Tevor (present)

Deliahis a purple chipmunk with a lilac diamond-shaped accent on her head. Deliah was first a very evil and coniving person who loved Handy (and of course hated Petunia.) In HTF school stories she is an average cheerleader (but nasier) who has two other friends who are cheerleaders (Rona and Wendy) who are eviler than she was. In regular HTF stories she just a wannabe cheerleader with a BAD additute, when she mets Handy and talks with him she likes him right away and wants to ask him out. Then when she sees Petunia hangin out with him alot she starts getting jealous and talks about her to her friends. They come with a plan to mess with Petunia but Handy hears about this plan and ends up telling Petunia and she evades it. Before Deliah can come up with another plan Tevor enters and watches Petunia at all times. Tevor and Deliah hate eachother so much once they find out more about eachother, because each time Deliah planned something Tevor would always mess it up right in her face. Deliah finnaly understands that she can't win with Tevor around so she gives up and just ends up being together with Tevor. (I'm not telling how though)

Wendy:

Show: Happy Tree Friends

Animal: Cat

Color: Orange

Clothes: Cheerleading Outfit (White and Light Orange)

Love Interest: Cuddles (present/He does NOT like her back)

Wendy is a orange cat with red hair put into two ponytails who is a very evil and nasty person who like Cuddles throughout my stories. She is a very nasty person to Giggles when Cuddles is not around and said all this mean stuff to her that make Giggles cry but when Cuddles is around she acts VERY fake around him (but still gives Giggles evil glares when he is not looking.) Giggles never tells Cuddles all the evil things she does to her because Wendy's best friend Rona (evilest of all of them) treatens to kill her if she does. Cuddles thinks that Wendy is a nice girl because he has never seen her real personallity. Her true self is shown to Cuddles when Kyra hears her being mean to Giggles and records it on her cell phone to show him. Cuddles then realizes that Wendy is really a very evil person (or a bch) and confronts her about it. When Cuddles asks her she acts like she does not know what he is talking about but then she sees he really knows. Giggles finds out that Cuddles finally knows the truth and finally gets a break from her... (Oh and gives her a nice slap in the face!)

Rona:

Show: Happy Tree Friends

Animal: Tiger

Color: White with Hot Pink stripes

Clothes: Cheerleading Outfit (White and Hot Pink)

Love Interest: Flippy (present/ He does NOT like her)

Rona is a VERY evil, VERY sneaky, and VERY mean little bch and the worst of the three cheerleaders. She is very rude to almost everyone she meets and just hates everyone (especially Kyra.) When she with her "friends" she just does not really care about their problems all she really cares about is herself. In school stories she is very popular and everyone just loves her (well not everyone.) She loves to gossip about people (even her "friends" when they are not around) and even talks about them right infront of their face. She likes Flippy because she LOVES bad guys and when they meet she liked him because she saw that he was tough. When she first meets Kyra she sees her talking to Flippy (and that they were smiling) which made her hate her automatically and she just wants her gone. So she makes up stories about Kyra and makes most of the school hate her as well (everytime they saw her they call her names and curse at her.) When Kyra hears that Rona was the one making all the stuff up she starts hating Rona as well. Rona decides to ask Flippy out one day and says "No I'm sorry... I like someone else." That makes Rona REALLY mad cause she knows who the "someone else" is and comes up with a plan to keep Kyra from coming back to HTF's town... (story about that will be coming up)

Leah

Show: Happy Tree Friends

Animal: Gazelle

Color: Tan with brown accents

Clothes: Brown V-neck Shirt (with tan logo,) Jean Skirt (with brown belt) and Brown Boots

Love Interest: Mime (present)