![]() Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride. Hey, I'm Angela. Nobody ever said I was normal. I'm not. Here's the basics: -Age: 15 -Grade: 10 -Country: U.S. -State: Crazy Maximum Ride is my favorite story ever!! No one can tell me what to do. I'm who I am and I like me. Nicknames: Amazing Special Person, Crazy Psycho Fish, Toucan Favorite Books: Maximum Ride, Pretty Little Liars, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Once Upon a Time Just started Reading: Twilight, Gossip Girl, Beauty and the Bully (and A Tale of Two Cities but that's for school) I read constantly, I write constantly and I'm very obsessive. I'm sorry, I don't obsess, I think intensely. I plan to marry Christian Bale (Batman), David Archuleta or David Boudia (Olympic Diver) (If he's reading this by some totally random chance, I totally love you, you ROCK!) someday. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this into your profile. People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever Reading rules my life. Except for school reading 'cuz that's not cool. I LOVE EVERYONE!! If you can make me laugh (which is extremely easy), I'll love you forever. Seriously, I laugh easily. I got called a whore bag (this guy was being weird) today and I laughed. xoxo, Angela the Amazing Special Person |