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 Author has written 3 stories for South Park. L I K E S BLACK & RED GOTHIC OBJECTS HUGS AND MANY OTHER THINGS DISLIKES GNOMES ARTICHOKES EVIL PEOPLE IS SCARED OF WIDE SPACES KARMA GOD BEING ALONE MARRYING DYING STAYING ALIVE FALLING REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! (I hope it's Kami :3) 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! You say BABY PINK 92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP. You know you are in desperate need of a life, when you spend most of your time supporting with every fiber of your body yaoi between 4th grade cartoon characters from a completely offensive cartoon off comedy central... I need a fucking life. |
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All for the Love of Maple Syrup by Kishiro Kitsune reviews
AU. During his first semester at college, Matthew writes letters to his mom and his friends back in Canada. In those letters, he details the crazy antics of his twin brother and the weirdness of their neighbors. human names used. eventual PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,007 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Canada, Prussia] America
Obscura by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Rule number 1: Cool guys never remove their sunglasses.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 116,698 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dave S.
Hives and Horrors or Fortune, Glory, and Roleplay by eliasbloodmoon reviews
Ever since John mentioned the human game Dungeons and Dragons, Vriska has been intrigued to the point of obsession. Now she asks John to teach her the game. Update: In which the investigation truely begins. Oh, and Karkat is a glutton for punishment.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,788 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
Your Seared Lips Say by NightingaleLost reviews
Craig wasn't the one who scared him. It was that mask he wore, that horrifying thing that covered the lower half of his face like a demon waiting to spread it's jaws and swallow him whole. Tweek's P.O.V. Rated 'M' to be safe!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 115,139 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Blank Slate by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
They didn't get to make a new universe. But he and Karkat had a chance to rebuild their worlds, and they were going to take it. No matter what happened, or how long it took.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 44,472 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Hetalia High School of Fangirliness by Nnoifangirl5 reviews
Imagine yourself going to a high school where every class was taught by a guy from Hetalia! Fangirl all you want at the Hetalia High School of Fangirliness!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010
Dormstuck by bb88 reviews
For captchalogue. Two things in college will always suck: roommates and freshman year. Too bad Karkat Vantas is on his second attempt for both. Multiple pairings, focus on Sollux/Karkat. College AU.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,298 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011
Love Triangle OneShots by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
Just some one-shots on love triangles and which pairing will come out on top.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010
We Go Good Together Just Like Coffee And Cream by Mali Kollama reviews
I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,412 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
New Batteries by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
Sequel to Flashlight. "WELL, I NEVER LIKED YOU, EITHER. WHAT NOW, YOU STUPID SPARKLY EXCUSE OF A VAMPIRE?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,144 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Steal My Heart by NightingaleLost reviews
It was a challenge to me, I admit. To prove Clyde wrong and win just a little more pride for myself. Well, that was only at first. Things changed in ways I couldn't even imagine and now looking back, I can't believe I didn't think I could fall for him.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,013 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Token B., Clyde D.
Don't Taze Me Bro! by Your Iron Lung reviews
"Bro." Bro quirked his brow. "Bro no." Bro grinned. "Don't taze me Bro." Bro lunged.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
The Irony of Bubblemates by yaoi-rox-me-sox reviews
Doomed Dave is stuck in his bubble with the saddest excuse for a dead troll. But what he finds is that Tavros is ironically enjoyable company and perhaps the best bubblemate a human could ask for. Eventual Dave/Tavros, but not for a while yet.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,973 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
The Worst Homestuck Fanfiction Ever by The Dream Goddess reviews
A story of Mary Sues, canon breaking, and complete silliness.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
Poisoned Butterflies by GrimmKitten reviews
AU Custom modern setting. A series narrating the first interactions of a human Karkat and John, living as neighbors, and at the wee age of 7. Hilarity and awkwardness ensues. Slight Shounen-Ai, just to let you know.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011
Your Tempting Labyrinth by DistanceInEcho reviews
"I have taken a considerable interest in you, bocchan," The butler continued as he interrupted the boy. Lifting a free hand, while his other arm cradled the small child with ease, he began to stroke the back of Ciel's head. "I've been watching you." / AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,866 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Of All This Blind Ambition by AnonymousComrade reviews
Karkat Vantas is broken, and you have made it your mission to fix him. For Captchalogue. Karkat/Terezi. Swearing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
On Even Ground by YamiTami reviews
The only way for Tavros to avoid being culled is for a highblood to claim him as their slave. His matesprit is the obvious choice, and Gamzee is deeply disturbed by the power imbalance. / Dark Season AU, Gamzee/Tavros, swearing, smut, angst
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011
Vantas is Dressing Like a Girl and Other Stories by bb88 reviews
The mini misadventures of a chronic coolkid, a walking temper tantrum, and that other guy. High school AU. Mild Dave/Karkat/Eridan. For captchalogue.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011
All the Things All of Them by Stripe reviews
Six word stories inspired by Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Master and Servant, Coffee and Indoor HotTub by Last-wonderful reviews
Token is starting to get messed up dreams of him and Tweek. Is he just kinky, or do they actually have a master-servant relationship?...And why is Tweek glaring at Wendy again? Tweeken! Summary sucks, it gets better. Teaser up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Tweek T., Token B.
Homestuck Haiku's by EvilPieIsGood reviews
A series of Haiku's I wrote for the characters of Homestuck. Please note that these do have spoilers in them, and also have not been updated to go along with recent updates. Please enjoy! (As of march 2013, I am calling this complete. I still am a huge homestuck fan, I just have no motivation to continue writing haiku's for the comic anymore. Maybe at another time...)
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Red Velvet, Black Velvet by Latia reviews
Rose Lalonde is not familiar with adults. But she knows they aren't supposed to be this nice, dammit! John/Rose, a response to a Captchalogue request
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Rose L., John E. - Complete
Red Stained Hands by The Illusion of Time reviews
The dark can drive you mad. Obsession under the influence of madness never ends well. SolKar matured for implied rape and gore One-shot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Only Mine by The Illusion of Time reviews
It's not love. It's possession. Something has broken in him...SolKar matured for gore One-shot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
A Very Homestuck Christmas by Stupidstupiddumb reviews
This is as finished as I want it to be.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Of ClOwNs and Spid8rs by Word-Stranger reviews
Another Homestuck oneshot. Gamzee/Vriska.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Gamzee M., Vriska S. - Complete
Bunny drabbles by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
100 word drabbles Made because finishing my Dip drabbles made me feel empty inside! :D
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S.
What Friends Are For by scorpionsatellite reviews
Some Sollux x Karkat smut. Rated M!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Pupa Pan Pie by Your Iron Lung reviews
Gamzee attempts to cheer Tavros up, but really only succeeds in making him feel worse; physically worse, that is. He warned you about those stairs, bro. Written for a contest on deviantart.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Beautiful Mess by MistressKiko reviews
AU - A prostitute is the last thing Heiwajima Shizuo expected to encounter that night. But Orihara Izaya may be able to teach the business tycoon a thing or two about living life. And look damn sexy while doing it. Based off Pretty Woman.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,159 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Legislacerator by AnonymousComrade reviews
My personal headcanon on what happened between Karkat and Terezi.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Complete
Off To Camp We Go by Mellybean23 reviews
The South Park gang is heading off to camp. However, now that they're teenagers, they get to be the counselors. What trouble will this crazy gang manage to find? An OC story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,818 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010
Vroom Vroom by The Truth's Lie reviews
Christophe teaches Tweek to drive. Drabble.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Christophe, Tweek T. - Complete
Why Tweek Tweak is Not Allowed to Own a Sharpie by The Truth's Lie reviews
"Quiet, like a ninja, swift like a cow."
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Tweek T., Eric Cartman - Complete
Betrayal by The Truth's Lie reviews
He paused outside their bedroom, pressing against the door to listen to the murmurs. "I love you so much," Clyde crooned. "But my husband must never know." His heart broke, crumbling to dust.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Clyde D., Token B. - Complete
Ignorance by NightingaleLost reviews
Companion fic to Silence, from Tweek's point of view. Craig's silence would have gone on forever, but we all know nothing lasts for eternity. The truth had to come out somehow...except maybe now it was too late.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Its a fckin' miracle Gamzee X Tavros by My Heart Bleeds for you reviews
Tavros broke his wheelchair, oh no! Luckily Gamzee is there to carry him around ;D
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Craig's Chullo by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
Craig's chullo is a loved hat in South Park. Slight hints of certain couples espicially Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Of Troubled Brothers and Troublesome Sisters by faultywiring reviews
Genflip! Sibling Gakuen AU. What happens when a figurative Nazi, Democrat, Viking, and Communist attempt to take over school? Mixed matchmaking efforts, revenge plots, and plans gone awry are abound. This is not going to be pretty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,464 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Hey Reader Can you keep a Secret? by krizz666 reviews
The students of South Park let you the reader in on their top secret. Alot of Different Genres. Something for everyone.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010
An English Gentleman and his Tea by Bri Nara reviews
Brief crack-filled history of English tea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/6/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Such a Darling Little Boy, Or Not by punkXrockXkid reviews
Tweek really doesn't mean what he says, he just needs some sleep that's all. He'll worry about apologizing tomorrow when he can think straight.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
SasoDei Just like Heaven by BirdyGoesBoom reviews
When Sasori buys his new apartment the last thing he expected or wanted was a roommate. Even less a roommate only he could see and hear. What will he do when he finds out his roommate is actually in a coma and is about to be taken off life support. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Exceptions by The Truth's Lie reviews
He hated anything strange or abnormal…But for Tweek there would always be an exception.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
My Inhaler by flannelninja reviews
The story of the beginning of Marcus Finch and Butters' friendship. Goes with Honors Level. My attempt to counter all the anti-OC fics.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Butters S.
nikki ikky by HappyNoddleGirl666 reviews
summary inside but I must warn you, it's a anti mary sue fic! oh no here come the flaming! This is for me and all the other anti-sue writers out there!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tweek T. - Complete
Real Friends by The Truth's Lie reviews
The difference between FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS. Based on the "Best friends would...Friends would..." Copy and Paste thing. Craig-Tweek friendship
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Mornings With You by cafffe reviews
Craig and Tweek can't decide between frozen pancakes and omelets. The only way to resolving it is a food fight. : Craig/Tweek : slight language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
It's Just Not Right by punkXrockXkid reviews
"I love you too. But this can't ever happen again Craig..." Tweek enlightens Craig on one mistake he never should have made.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas with Drunk Hetalians by Bri Nara reviews
Nations throw a Christmas party, with alcohol, and start singing the 12 days of Christmas, madness ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
Thanks, Principal Victoria by The Truth's Lie reviews
Craig didn't understand it. He did everything to make Tweek know he liked him but nothing worked. He pulled the blonde's hair, called him names, he even pushed him down but still nothing! The eight year-old was confused beyond belief.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Yaoi Sex Rules by flannelninja reviews
A collection of M-Rated One-Shots. Featuring: Style, Kyman, Creek, Poly, and Dip. Each story is longer and dirtier than the last. Purpose: To educate the yaoi lovers of the universe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010
Bubblegum by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. In which Ludwig Beillschmidt decides that, yes, his sister is officially crazy. Ger/fem!Pru
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Germany, Prussia
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
Christeek Drabbles by The Truth's Lie reviews
One worded drabbles, about six per chapter. Part of my series of Oneshots/Drabbles called "Long Live Crack"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Christophe, Tweek T. - Complete
Twenty Five Secrets by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Twenty-five secrets that they kept from Canada. Always had and always will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Commonwealth Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The sixth installments of my "Hearts" series. Lithuania and Poland's turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
No Such Thing by NightingaleLost reviews
There were no such thing as panty nymphs. Of course not. They weren't coming to steal his penguin panties...of course not... small Tweek x Craig moment
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Tension Tighter Than A Loaded Gun by NightingaleLost reviews
A deal struck over secrets and hidden lust; you're just begging the pressure to drown you.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,604 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Northern Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The fifth installment in my "Hearts" series. Denmark and Norway's turn! High Shool AU I finally know what that means!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Flavours by Kkas reviews
There wasn't a person in the world who knew Tweek like Craig did. Creek Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Maple Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The fourth installment of my "Hearts" series. Canada and Prussia's turn! Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Nordic Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The third installment in my "Hearts" series. Finland and Sweden get their turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Blond Hair and Chestnut Fur by kyootness reviews
AU Poor Feliciano was despairing. He had been turned into a cat and forcibly shipped to the Human World. He needed someone to take care of him. And maybe, if he could make that blond girl take him home... fem!Ludwig
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,880 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
With Apologizes to Clyde by The Truth's Lie reviews
"Just apologize," he advised. "Tweek's not going to let go until you do, he has no problem with killing someone." Of an over-protective and badass Tweek, strangling a fatass and the ruining of tank tops.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Clyde D., Tweek T.
Behind the Names by Lavender Kiss reviews
Drabbles? Made for the minor characters in South Park cause they all need some extra love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
How To Succeed In Business by gonewritin reviews
When Your Boss Isn't Trying. Liese Beilschmidt got more than she bargained for when she started working as Feliciano Vargas' secretary. AU, fem!Ger/Ita, Pru/fem!Can, fem!Greece/Japan, fem!Spain/Romano, fem!Su/Fin, and fem!Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Made In Italy by Esso reviews
high school!AU - "He has been missing military school, but he has never wanted it so desperately as he does now. There are no Italian girls in military school." Germany/fem!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Little by Qindarka reviews
Everything looks bigger from the inside out. Slash, CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
How to Annoy Bleach Characters by ryokablade reviews
Find out the many ways to get on the wrong side of the bleach cast. ON HIATUS PLEASE CHECK CHAPTER 69
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 46,440 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009
Trickery with Bacon and Soap by Dukeofnachos reviews
Gir turned into a human a long time ago, but he's still doing the same old tricks. "Gir, why is there bacon in the soap?" "I made it myself!"
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Zim, Gir
A Break in Peru by IFreakingLoveYouNot reviews
Craig does some thinking while in Peru. Takes place in the episode "Pandemic 2: The Startling"
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Craig T. - Complete
Showers by LadyDioptase reviews
Kenny smells something all too familiar in Stan's home, while Kyle's there. It reeks off them, and it's driving Kenny insane. Is it really what he thinks? Probably not...but one can never be too sure.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Beginning by mattmetzger reviews
Oneshot. When the Broflovskis arrive in South Park, Sheila and Sharon witness the beginning of a long and beautiful friendship.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Not Gay by Nappy reviews
Hell no, Craig isn't gay. Tweek isn't gay. But Craig IS bored, and Tweek IS paranoid. And Craig IS having strange feelings, and Tweek IS questioning his own sanity, as always. Creek CraigXTweek yaoi. You don't like? Megabyte me.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T.
I Love You When You're Wet by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Everyone loves going to the water park, right? Right. Fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Why Butters? by Moku reviews
Have you ever wondered why they call Leopold Stotch "Butters"? No? Neither has Kenny. But it's just like Butters to misunderstand.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,605 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
You count by Elephant Parking reviews
Butters isn't the only boy in fourth grade who hasn't kissed a girl. He's just the one who isn't holding a tetherball. I fail at descriptions but this is my first fic... Slight slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Look at Me by South Park Kid reviews
Craig won't look at Tweek and Tweek is starting to get worried. What does he do to make his friend look at him again?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Down By the Water by South Park Kid reviews
Craig and Tweek go to the beach in honor of the beginning of Summer Vacation.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Falling out of Disarray by MoonLLotus reviews
A deranged serial killer is out for blood, and neither hero nor villain is safe from a gruesome death. Mysterion and Chaos team up and do what they must in order to save their own lives. –Bunny, Candy, Style, Creek, Tobe, etc.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,619 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Mysterion, Butters S. - Complete
The Sick Mind by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Welcome to Eric Cartman's mind. Don't forget to pay the admission fee.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Cross Contamination by Elementalist reviews
Craig Tucker has been sort-of, kind-of, maybe-possibly crushing on Tweek since the fourth grade. Problem is, Tweek doesn't seem to catch on. This fic is made with one quart coffee, two cups of love, and a pinch of understanding. Serve Hot and enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Merged by beforethequeen reviews
South Park kids are merged into a high school in a society that does not understand them. Contains some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Twinky Fun by NightingaleLost reviews
Just a random thing I did for laughs. Think Kenny, Craig, Tweek, and the idea of porn. You know you're interested. XD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Red Coals by Dead-Kenny-Dead reviews
I'm not sure what they were anymore. But they definitely weren't human. For mature audiences only. Will have smut. Companion piece to ketamine.methanol's "Skinwalker." Multiple Pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Kyle B., Tweek T.
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
From Me To You, Master! by xxLemmiexx reviews
Zim comes to realize that Gir isn't a bad robot, he just needed love. ZAGIR. Warning: Extreme fluff ahead that may give you cavities.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Wanna Be a Rockstar! by Shatterdoll reviews
After a world conference America and Prussia decide they are going to start a band, pulling England, Turkey, and Russia into their scheme. Now if only they could agree on anything for five seconds... Warning for some language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Complications by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/Romano AU: When you're a surgical intern, there are certain rules you need to follow. "Don't sleep with your attending" is one of those rules. Unfortunately, Lovino Vargas has already broken that one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Prussia's Almighty Quest by Cha0tic-Foxy reviews
Prussia is on a mission to ask a question to China. When he told him what he wanted to ask, the Chinese man gaped his mouth in disbelief.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - South Korea, China - Complete
Thirteen Red Ribbons by Abarero reviews
It's Korea's birthday and this year, China's ready for it. Or so he thinks. China/Korea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2010 - China, South Korea - Complete
As sweet as Swiss chocolate by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*SwitzIta* Switzerland is quite protective when it comes to his precious ones. Especially his lover. Especially on that date. No one is quite safe, most of all those of Germanic descent...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Switzerland, N. Italy - Complete
Beta Fish by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Yong Soo loved his elder brother more than anyone else in the world, everyone knew that. But when love makes you hate others and hurt those closest to you, is it really true love or merely an obsession? Yandere!Korea/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/4/2010 - South Korea, China - Complete
There Is A Lack of Verisimilitude Here by Cherry Champagne reviews
Craig wuvs his Tweek, and also is kind of afraid of having his brains blown out of his skull in his sleep by him. Dumb one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Blow me a kiss by theoneandonlySPK reviews
edited. Butters doesn't want to fall in love. ButtersXanyone.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Butters S. - Complete
Underpants by Truthless Faith reviews
Butters visits Tweek in his coffee shop late at night.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Butters S., Tweek T. - Complete
The Costly Coffee Conspiracy by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you. Slash. Crack not Creek! Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,125 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Why Korea Is The Way He Is by APurpleAvacado reviews
Slight AU. Taking a holiday in the English countryside with his dear friend Arthur, Yao contemplates why Korea behaves the way he does, even with Yao's calming influence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - China, South Korea - Complete
Bookstore by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Yong Soo was sleepily trying to mind his own business, when an adorable Chinese man rushed into the bookstore, tackled him to the ground and demanded he help him scare away his crazy ex-boyfriend. Overall, it was a strange day. China/Korea AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/13/2009 - China, South Korea - Complete
Flow by lyart reviews
That single moment had been such a small thing to him, but apparently it wasn’t as unimportant as he had thought. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2009 - China, South Korea - Complete
Of Quiet Moments by Puffi The Insane reviews
Apparently, getting drunk and sleeping with your partial-enemy's crush can have good side-effects. -CANADAxLITHUANIA- -NEW SUMMARY, WOO-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Canada, Lithuania
100 Unexpected Tales by CultureTrip reviews
100 short stories about Craig and Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Anywhere Else But Here by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Kyle never thought that completing his degree would involve returning to South Park and hiring a gang of would-be mercenaries to find a missing friend. Slash, KxK, Creek. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,637 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
He! is GOD, again by TheSaintRyan reviews
Breathe in. Breathe out. Perfect.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
In The Dark by Wishmaster Kami reviews
Christophe/Kenny; Christophe doesn't do relationships, and Kenny's not pushing. He just needs a place to stay once in a while. It's a comfortable routine, until a life changing decision and a forgiveness Christophe doesn't believe he deserves.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Christophe, Kenny M.
Fights by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Some fights are never finished. CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Anything for You by JenKristo reviews
Cartman x Kyle. Cartman is in prison. Kyle's secret could lead to his freedom, but Cartman would rather stay imprisoned than tell anyone the truth about Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Distraction by Paperleaf reviews
[TweekxCraig] During a DDR competition at Stan's house, Craig decides to use Tweeks hormones to get ahead. Oneshot, Tweeks POV .mostly. :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
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Dares Can Be Bad For Your Health reviews
Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Craig, and Token are doing a dare: Get Tweek Tweak in a dress. Unfortunately, Tweek can become very violent...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Tweek T.
I am Craig Tucker reviews
I am Craig Tucker. I don't let a weird feeling for a hot blonde faze me. DRABBLE Creek Craig x Tweek My OTP
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Nevermore reviews
She never would have thought so many things happened in the small town named South Park. And now, she was part of it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Christophe
