How to Annoy Bleach Characters

Chapter 1- Byakuya Kuchiki

1) Cover his kenseikan with glue and seeds

2) Take a picture of him being attacked by birdies

4) Post it on YouTube

5) Give the link of the website to the to Gotei 13

6) Tell him Ichigo plans on marrying Rukia

7) Tell him that Yamamoto wants to replace him with Ichigo

8) Make Yoruichi transform in front of him

9) Tell him his pride shall be the death of him

10) Replace his scarf with toilet paper

11) Wet the end at dangles down

12) Laugh while his subordinates stare at him

13) Glue Senbonzakura into its sheath

14) Tell Kenpachi Byakuya challenges him

15) Laugh while watching Kenpachi charges manically at an Attempting-To-Unsheathe-Sword Byakuya

16) If he gets pwned- tell him he sucks

17) If he wins- tell him how ridiculous he looked trying to unsheathe his sword

18) If someone stopped the fight- tell everyone that he almost wet his pants

19) Send an envelope to him in front of Soifon

20) Watch as he opens it

21) Run away

22) Listen to him freak out and Soifon yelling about naked pictures of Yoruichi

23) Give him a bowl-cut

24) Tell him he should get fat eyebrows to match his haircut (If you watch Naruto, you know what I mean)

25) Replace his bath water with pink dye

26) Tell him you saw Hisana standing by the lake

27) Watch him run like crazy to the lake

28) Then say, "Oops, sorry, that was Rukia"

29) Call him a hobo

30) Tell him that Ichigo made Rukia cry and that Renji came but just made it worse.

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