Avatar is courtesy of the amazing Soul Flash. Isn't it just adorable? :3

I am a tad on the strange side. I love slash, so if you have a problem... see the back button? Become acquainted with it.

I'm horrible about reviewing. XP I read a lot of stories and love them, but I don't sign in, and I don't fave/review them because of that. If you write Kyman, assume I've read your story and like it, because I would have told you if I didn't. XD

I love roleplaying a whole bunch. I mean a LOT. Roleplaying is only second to South Park and video games.

A note on my pairings: You may notice a pattern if you look closely. I like incest and pedophilia and all sorts of naughty stuff like lots of fans. But my FAVORITE type of pairing is rival love. If they hate each other, I WILL MAKE THEM FUCK. XD

My pairings, in no particular order, are:

(characters I'd rather play in a roleplay indicated with italics)

Cartman/Kyle (South Park) The glorious and much loved OTP

A million other South Park pairings (Pretty much any SP pairing you can think of provided it's slash. I really love Creek and Tophlovski and stuff. And... everything else D: Except Buttman. GTFO BUTTERS.)

Dark/Link (Zelda)

Murtagh/Eragon (Inheritance Cycle)

Tablet/Pixel (Graffiti Kingdom)

Sasha/Raz(Psychonauts) Yes I try to pretend Sasha is actually handsome

Waka/Issun(Okami)

Wolf/Fox (Star Fox)

Falco/Fox (Star Fox)

James/Fox (Star Fox)

Ratchet/Clank (Ratchet & Clank)

Harry/Draco (Harry Potter)

Jerome/Weed(Ginga Densetsu Weed)

Ripto/Spyro(Spyro series) I make Ripto a totally sexy dragon. Because I'm shallow. XD

Dib/Zim(Invader Zim)

Shadow/Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Sonic/Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Gary/Ash (Pokemon)

Phantom/Danny (Danny Phantom)

Cosmo/Timmy(Fairly Oddparents)

Tigerstar/Firestar (Warriors)

Tigerstar/Blackstar (Warriors)

Sly/Any male OC (Sly Cooper) Quick note on that. I'll pretty much go for any OC with any of these pairing characters, provided they're well written enough (except in SP. Hate. South Park. OCs. GRAH.). But Sly is the only character with whom an OC is necessary for a pairing. XP

That's about it, at least for now. Not sure I'll find any good roleplayers/writers/artists out of nowhere willing to give me some fandom love, but still. At least I have Soul for Kyman. X3

Have a nice day.

Big Huge Epic Edit!

The big huge epic Kyman project is underway!

Soul Flash and I have agreed to start uploading more super awesome Kyman fics to give Kyman a fighting chance against Style, the biggest SP slash pairing. Style has a ton of pages, and Kyman barely has any... but that doesn't mean we won't try! Style is cool, but Kyman is better.

(Pssssssst... I'm a lazy bitch and will be slow at uploading, at best. If you like to write Kyman, help out, would you? Submit something!)

Expect more Kyman very soon!

Not As Huge but Still Epic Edit:

xEmerald Isle has also joined the project. So it's me, Soul, and Emerald who will be working our asses off to deliver to the fandom. We need more help, people! Start writing/drawing/reviewing!

Emerald hasn't been doing much, but that's okay because it's still help. X3 Moonlitelm has also promised to start helping in the future, which is kickass.

Yet Another Epic Edit

We have a new member - TheOneWhoLivesInYourCloset! Give her a cookie and a pat on the back for stepping up to the plate to help us. And watch the Kyman page for new stories from her!

This Isn't a Very Epic Edit

So while the Project is techincally still underway, it's being really lazy. Soul and I are both writing very, very little, and I haven't even been on here recently enough to see what everyone else is up to. I have a chapter fic that's 9 chapters complete, a second chapter fic in bad need of a rewrite, and about seven different oneshots that I haven't finished yet. Anyway, if you read this, write some Kyman! Or draw some! Or tell your friends about how awesome it is! C'mon, people, it needs more than what it's got.

OSN's Kyman Playlist:

Fight for All the Wrong Reasons - Nickelback
Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon
The Reason - Hoobastank
Fall For You - Secondhand Seranade
Contagious - Trapt
Afflicted - Age of Daze
Must Have Done Something Right - Relient K
Love You Anyway - Boyzone
Monster - Lady Gaga
As Lovers Go - Dashboard Confessional
The World Has Its Shine (But I Would Drop It On a Dime For You) - Cobra Starship

These songs can pretty much be applied to any pairing. But applied to Kyman, they're just more awesome. X3

My Buddies!

Soul Flash - She and I are the true Kyman Duo. We started the epic project together, and I'm so glad that we did. She gives me the inspiration I need to keep writing, and without her the project would have failed. She's a fantastic artist, writer, and roleplayer and I feel special being her friend. :D

Anubiis - She's a bitch. 'Nuff said. XD

TheOneWhoLivesInYourCloset - She's funny, she's sweet, she's a perfect Butters, aaaand she's my wife. That's about it. XD