AU Samantha Manson woke up with twelve hours until her wedding...only to wake up the morning of to discover that she was already married to some guy named Danny Fenton, who was definitely NOT her fiancé. Oh...crap. Her mother was going to kill her. Cover art by Reena Joy

UPDATE: REWRITING THE STORY/CHAPTERS! Stuck in the Resident Evil games (0, 1, 2, 3,CodeVeronica X, 4, 5), my brother Rick and I must fight to survive until the very end. Meanwhile we meet all the heroes and villains we all love so much. T/M for swearing. COMPLETE.

Sometimes getting befriended leads to strange events, in this case a possessive doctor of theoretical sciences decides that someone has to be taught a lesson for being a friend. So Displaced in time can a young college grad make a new life and can he...

Spoofs of when characters first met each other in the main RE games.

Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now complete. UPDATE: please read final chapter for post-SoaD event announcements and a deleted scene.

Clockwork said he couldn't change the past or alter the future, but Danny refused to believe that time was so inflexible. He refused to believe he couldn't save Sam from her own death. Partially AU. Cover image by NeoRetro10K.

Sometimes, it's a matter of who goes first. After tragedy strikes, a former sleuth cannot forgive himself. But, the long path to healing may not start far. Rated T for darkness and character death. Read and review. (SHELVED FOR GOOD)

AU M for later chap. Chris was dead...Claire couldn't believe it. She closed her eyes and wished that it all was just a bad nightmare, but Wesker's sinister chuckle shattered that illusion, it was all real. Wesker X Claire. Complete.

The Fourth Doctor and Adric visit the planet Aneth, where the Doctor meets up with his old friends, Seth and Teka. However, the arrival of an even older enemy means this will not be a peaceful reunion.

COMPLETE! House Xover. No PP. House pre-season 4. Amity Park's in trouble and Danny's stuck in New Jersey with a doctor who won't release him until he's "better." But how can House cure his patient without realizing he's only half human? DxS

Meet Daniel Fenton; a teenager who's parents are a bit obsessive with ghosts. When their newest invention-The Fenton Ghost Portal-failed to work, Danny went inside to try to fix it; and accidently turned the portal on while he was inside it, making him half ghost! (I try my best to type the story as if it was part of the canon (original) episodes; with some minor twists.)

Sam had known them since kindergarten, there was nothing that they didn't do together... and that included going into a certian ghost portal. An AU rewrite. Halfa Danny, Tucker, and Sam. Slow Updates.

Claire is infected. Only one man has the ability to save her life. Suddenly, life isn't so black and white anymore. There are varying shades of grey between. Going to be A/U.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Claire Redfield boards a train to meet her brother Chris and old friend Leon. But with her bad luck, she finds herself on the same train as Albert Wesker. Wesker x Claire. Complete. M rating for the last chap, just to be safe.

Betrayal abounds as Claire joins an organization dedicated to bringing an end to Umbrella and companies alike. However, her views are distorted as she befriends a mysterious woman with unknown ties to Albert Wesker. Eventual ClairexWesker & LeonxOC

Albert Wesker leads two lives - RPD officer by day, Umbrella spy and researcher by night. A story of his duplicity, from years before the Mansion, to the aftermath of the Antarctic. Various OCs and cameos. Slight crossover with Mortal Kombat.

Shortly after Claire leaves her work assignment, she is drugged and taken to an underground maze. She encounters Wesker, and the two pair up retluctantly to fight their way out of this new trap complete with a new danger. . . or die trying.

Jill's plan was to kill Wesker with her suicidal attack. Finding themselves alive, and at his mercy was not what she predicted. With only her own enemy to turn to, how will Jill survive, now that she is forced to be under Wesker's care?

AU. What if Homer and Marge weren't the parents of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie? With a workaholic father and an abusive mother who argue amongst one another, the children live a nightmarish home life. But when they move to Springfield, they find a new life at school, where they befriend Homer, one of the groundskeepers, and Marge, a second-grade schoolteacher. R&R! COMPLETE!

Danny, Sam, and Tucker get into a very unfortunate situation, and struggle to find a solution before their unusual changes are permanent. It's bloody hilarious.

Four years have passed since Danny Phantom/Fenton saved the world from its destruction. Vlad disappeared without a trace and hasn't been seen ever since. Sam was badly injured in a battle against Skulker and ended up in the hospital, where Clockwork appears to warn Danny about his archenemy and his evil self, who apparently team up and seek revenge. NOW COMPLETE!

Mandy is on her path to power when her world is turned upside down, forcing Grim, Billy and her into hiding. Isolated together Mandy will question her choices as Billy begins to show a different side, all the while their hunter begins its long search.

Seymour and Audrey's kids discover a strange and interesting new plant by accident...

Losing a friend is one of the hardest things that a person can face. How do you deal with it? How do you pick up the pieces of your shattered heart and move on?

Well I've finally lost it...Upon playing RE5 on co-op with a friend...My sanity has been depleted...So in reaction, I wrote this! Lets join our idiot on his most recent adventure shall we?

Chasing Red Dwarf's vapor trail has left Rimmer in a pit of loneliness and despair, but when the boys come across a pod containing the last survivor of a destroyed planet, will Rimmer finally find the love he has always longed for? [Rimmer/OC]

The constant bullying is beginning to affect Lisa Simpson. Can Bart Cheer her up before something bad happens? Rated T for violence.

Sometimes Danny acts as more than Amity Park's ghost fighter. Sometimes he rescues people from burning buildings. And sometimes that goes wrong.

Mr. Lancer wants to talk to Danny about something important. One-shot/drabble sort of thing.

What do you do when a gigantic, glowing glass keyboard appears in the middle of your lounge? A decidedly bored William Lancer wrote a story - after all, what harm could that possibly do? Quite a lot, it seems. [Non-Permanent Hiatus]

Says to never kill or capture a specimen that you did not weaken yourself. Maddie finds Danny Phantom wounded late at night after a hard battle. After she helps him, she finds there is more to him than she ever thought possible. Mother/son bonding!

Angsty little drabblefic. Guess what it's about.

It was all just an act. Martin Crieff was a disguise. Sherlock Holmes had created him to hide. Rating-T

A deep sadness had ran through Lisa when she had to say goodbye to her favourite teacher, Mr. Bergstrom. Ten years later, she starts her journey into adulthood, and a familiar face brightens her horizon.

Basically Danny Phantom gang swapping horrible auto correct fails. M for language, themes and over all hilarity. Enter at your own risk. Can be continues I have plenty more where these came from.

Sherlock and John are called to Tokyo to investigate the strange disappearance of high school detective Kudo Shinichi. But when they arrive in Tokyo, they get a few more surprises then they expected, starting with a child by the name of Conan.

Stranded on a cold runway, the crew of MJN must keep their spirits and body temperatures up.

Lestrade blinked slowly, sluggishly, his head hurt and it was hot, like the building was on fire. Fire. Oh God, what did Moriarty blow up this time? Mystrade.

When Greg Lestrade dropped by the bakery to pick up a cake for his daughter's birthday, he never expected to bump into a high-ranking official of the British government. Nor did he expect to spill that man's sweets. Or, for that matter, to fall for him.

Based off of Taylor's Swift Haunted. What happens if a certain redhead girl falls for a ghostly spirit? Especially if the ghost is an enemy of one of her family members... JxGW in this haunting oneshot... REVIEW PLEASE!

Cabin Pressure ficlet. As a Texan thunderstorm prevents Martin, Douglas and Arthur from reaching their destination, Arthur reveals one of his fears and Martin tries to help him with it. This also has enabler!Douglas.

Lestrade dies and in his afterlife he meets someone that was very special to him in his younger years. Mystrade, Sherlock/John

Mycroft Holmes loses Gregory Lestrade. And then, he loses himself. Warnings: Major Character deaths, suicide!

The art of the bar fight is a delicate and subtle one, as the men of MJN know.

You can insult Arthur all you want. But you had better not mention his mum.

Lestrade breaks a heart Sherlock didn't even knew he had. Now the Consulting Detective must face the prospect of emotions, with the aid of John, and find a happy ending somewhere along the way. Mystrade, eventual Sherstrade

It's raining. And Mycroft and Greg are having a lie-in. Absolute fluff. Mystrade, too. If you didn't know. ;

The Black Org is gone, but Shinichi is still Conan. What happens when he can't take it anymore? Okay this is a horrible summary. I use Japanese names.

Mycroft dies and leaves Greg a mysterious unmarked CD... Basically a collection of songficcy Mystrade. I suck at summaries. Hopefully better than it sounds.

Formerly known as Serendipity. Thirty crack! drabbles shared between everyone's favorite government agent and his red-haired partner.

Anderson falls very ill after the seal on his biohazard suit failed. Written for Tumblr's 2011 Johnlock Party, Team Anthea, prompt "failure"

What Arthur needs. CABIN PRESSURE

Traumatic events affecting the inhabitants of 221B result in Anderson finding himself at the local hospital offering to try and help.

Vlad forces Danny to leave everything behind in order to save Jazz. But just when the billionaire believes to have won his chess game against his young rival, Danny makes a single unexpected move. Now, it's anyone's game. But is it about winning anymore?

Jazz and Maddie are gone on a mother-daughter trip, Sam and Tucker are else where, and Danny is left with Jack. You'd think everyothing would be fine, but then you'd be wrong. Vlad kidnaps Sam and forces Danny and Jack to do a list to save her. Can they?

Why is Candace so set on busting her brothers? It's not that she wants them to get in trouble; the truth goes much deeper than that. Rated T for violence and possibly disturbing content.

The silence was killing him. He didn't want to be in the hospital, not like that. Mystrade. PG-13. Warning: character death.

Danny, Sam, Tucker, Valerie, and Jazz are forced to face each of their own personal nightmares - together. What will they learn about each other? And will they make it out alive? Rated for some violent imagery and some sparse language. DxS and TxV

An anime re-telling of Little Shop of Horrors set in present day Tokyo. This story is based off of all incarnations, rated T due to dark moments, language from the antagonists, and mild sexual situations but K-plus otherwise. All of the chapters were pre-written back in 2010 and completed in 2011.

In the hours after the bombing at the pool, Lestrade tries to pull Sherlock back together while they wait for news of John. No character death.

One day Danny gets home to find a giant potato in the pantry. But eating it has consequences... This is a response to daniphantom149's challenge #1 and a crack-revealing fic. 1-shot, Pre PP. K for barfing.

Ever wonder what would happen if RE characters were substituting for your school teachers? Just try to picture it. Yeah, didn't think you could.

What if the Fentons "finished" the ghost portal When Danny was 5? What if both he and Jazz were blasted by it? What if Vlad found out? In this alternate time-line that's exactly what happens. T for potential violence

WARNING: Suicidal thinking, sexuality, depression, non/con, panic attacks, medical squick, OT3: house/cuddy/wilson The doves cry for Dr. Wilson. Can Lisa and Greg pull him back before he's gone for good? Can Jim face past traumas without it breaking him?

After watching Houes leap from the balcony Wilson drives home, running into trouble along the way. Written for sick wilson challenge on LJ. House & Wilson friendship fic.

Post RE5. Chris and Claire try to help Jill heal, but then the BSAA hands over a man for Chris to supervise against his orders. Wesker, still alive, has hardly any memory. Claire starts falling for the new Wesker, even though darkness still runs within...

Jill learns that Steve is still alive but doesn't tell Claire because Steve must face his demons while mustering up the courage to face Claire after 10 years in Wesker's clutches. Rated 'T' for language and content except for Chapter 13 which is rated M!

Claire never thought that the poison from Antarctica would come back to haunt her. She never realized what it and its antidote were slowly doing to her body. Now she finds herself in the hands of a man she considers the devil himself wondering if she can

Claire has moved to Chicago, espcaping her past after the incidents in Racoon City and Harvardville. When she bumps into an old male accquantance on the street, she knows that she can't hide from her past forever. Neither can he. Leon/ Claire.

Takes place during Re5. Wesker didn't need anyone, he had uroboros. So when his old partner he thought dead and gone resurfaces, how will he react?

When the S.T.A.R.S. decide to adopt a cat as a team mascot and name it after their captain, Wesker isn't very happy, especially when he's forced to bring the animal along on their mission to stop the terrorists in the Raccoon City Mall.

A series of little ficlets that explores the unorthodox relationship of Claire Redfield and Albert Wesker. Is inspired set in the universe of Knune's tale 'Running up that hill'. *Warning these are not written in order*

Uroboros has produced a lush, but empty world. A new breed of plaga have adapted, a species who crave blood...and flesh. Playing god has consequences, and Albert Wesker discovers his 'punishment' has only begun. Indefinite Hiatus.

The story of Claire Redfield's relentless pursuit of the demise of the "project." Through facilities reaching to all corners of the world, to memories of the familiar streets of Raccoon city. ClaireXWesker first fanfic posted :

When Claire visits Africa to investigate the death of two TerraSave members, she discovers a horrifying truth: Albert Wesker is alive. As a new outbreak rises, all of the evidence points to him. But Claire knows all too well... things are never so simple.

One night during the journey, Mr. Grasshopper tells James a story.

Leon and Claire help Chris and Jill move into their new home. Bothered by how his sister interacts with her best friend, Chris decides it's time to have a man-to-man. What he learns is more than he bargained for. L/C & C/J. Complete! For real this time!

Full title: "Lupin III vs. Sam and Max: Shenanigans on Overdrive!" Everyone's favorite canine and rabbity thing rascals meet everyone's favorite gentleman thief rascal! Scandalous crime fighting and crime making action! Who cares who wins, anyways!

Ever wonder what's on Danny's Ghost Files? Maddie does and when curiosity gets the better of her, she hacks onto Danny's account on the lab computer and find a LOT more than she was looking for. PP does not happen

A cage to keep your body, and a cage to keep your mind. I will never let you go. Rated M for future chapters.

A chance awakening on House's part leads to a deep discussion between House and Wilson regarding the oncologist's need to deal with his emotional pain. Mild language. Please review!

You have Jupiter pasted across your walls and a chart of the Andromeda Galaxy spread on the ceiling in the spot over your bed - stars above your head for the ones you dreamed of reaching. I want you to hold a star, Danny, you deserve one. Oneshot.

Takes place after the movie Underfist. Underfist has a new quest, a monster who's been killing sailors and pirates. But when a beautiful mermaid joins the picture, will they suceed? Or will other stuff happen? How many times can I say beautiful?

Wesker and Claire become acquainted one evening after Claire is locked out of her apartment. Wesker gets a night of headaches from her while Claire receives insults, a biology tutoring session, and more lust than she can handle from him. Wesker/Claire

Chris couldn't leave his little sister alone. Not when he and Jill were going head to head with the darkness of their past. So he did the only thing he could think of and called the one person he could trust to keep Claire safe and away from danger. Leon.

Six-year-old Danny is having difficulty sleeping again, no thanks to his father's nightly ghost stories. But as usual, big sister Jasmine has the solution.

Slash. Danny is in danger of failing his senior year, and enlists in the help of a reluctant tutor to help him out. Sparks fly, heads roll, and book reports are eaten by ghost dogs.

What happened to the bugs right before they came to James's rescue near the ending of the movie? One-shot

Resident Evil: Five S.T.A.R.S. had been a huge success at the box office. Now the producer wants a sequel. Chris is glad his sister will be joining him on the set, but when the writers add some last-second changes to the script, all hell breaks loose. AU

A sequel to Resident Evil: Captive. Freedom is a figment of the imagination.

Gabriela is a normal girl with a love for reading and video games.But when Dr. Eggman pays her and her parents a visit,asking for the Chaos Emerald.She'll have to face Eggman and Shadow the hedgehog, but with Sonic the hedgehog how can you lose?

Brill. What if Zombie Brad had survived Raccoon City? Kept in captivity by Wesker, Brad gradually regains some human conscious in his undead state, as he patiently waits for his Amazon. Spans from RE3-RE5

A simple infection keeps Wilson from donating part of his liver. Alternate ending to 6.10, Wilson

House comes home early to find Wilson to be a shower-singer...

Struggling to return to a normal life, Jill Valentine finds comfort in her savior. But Chris has demons of his own- with the help of some old friends, can they learn what it means to live again? Or will Wesker continue to haunt our heroes, even in death?

The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.

RE5 AU At the Spencer Mansion, Chris takes that fall out of the window instead of Jill. Years later, BSAA Agent Claire comes to Africa and finds something she couldn't have possibly imagined. Wesker/Chris yaoi, mentioned Claire/Leon

It's winter and Cuddy wants the departments to have a friendly duel. A musical one in fact. Which department will prevail! Takes place during winter of season six. SPOILERS if you haven't watched it yet! Rated T just in case. NO HILSON. Maybe some fluff.

Some friendships grow over time, while others are forged in the heat of battle. At the onset of Fuse's invasion of Earth, two heroes with nothing in common will have to find a means of fighting the enemy, not each other.

A fire burns down FentonWorks killing Jack, Maddie, Sam, and Tucker. Jazz and Danny both survive but believe the other dead. Through different circumstances, both find themselves unknowingly at the same place: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry..

AU. Albert Wesker is late to work and finds quite the surprise in his office....Alexia/Wesker, lemon. One-shot.

There's something about House that tends to put the people he knows on the receiving end of a hospital bed. Wilson knew that and almost expected it but no one really expected what happened next--Wilson fell.

Wilson overdoses on caffeine and winds up on the ceiling. It is up to House to peel him off.

A MST3K story. What if Dr. Forrester found the Worst Movie Ever Made and succeeded in taking over the world? I think it would go a little something...like this.

A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.

Chris slowly crept through the pristine hallway, he had been told that this was where his sister was being kept- he hoped it was true, and after a year of searching he hoped she was still alive... Wesker X Claire

Watching Otacon play videogames gives Snake nightmares. Rated T for mild language and violence. "What the hell, Otacon? Is that robot jet-skiing?"

This wasn’t her real life. It was imaginary, fake. A world made up of broken dreams and promises. Nightmares left behind and replaced with cold comfort in the arms of an enemy. Claire/Wesker

Claire Redfield, an independent, strong-willed woman is captured by a familiar face. Despite her tasks, she must fight to keep the core of her being and overcome all obstacles continuing to unfold. What lurks within her blood? Pre to post RE5. More inside

It hurts him to see Wilson fall...but for House, sometimes being there to catch him is even more painful.

Alone and without a weapon Otacon must first escape his apartment building but where is Snake and what are the things lurking in the darkness? It's almost Halloween so have spooky fic! Possible Snake/Otacon, Johnny/Meryl, etc in the future :

He hasn't been thinking about what came between before and after. The Fifth Doctor and Adric, after Castrovalva.

Jazz is in a bad mood and it's all Danny's fault. Well, maybe not ALL his fault, but he started it! A oneshot about friendship and love between siblings.

Vlad finds Danny hopelessly beaten and broken. Taking him away to his home, Danny wakes up, memory shattered. Vlad is quick to exploit that as he turns to Clockwork to make Danny his loyal little boy!

It's been a very long time since the accident. Sixteen years, to be exact. Ever since I'd graduated from Harvard with my psychiatry degree, I'd kept an eye on Danny. There was a mystery about him, though, and now, I really wish I'd never gone sleuthing.

Chase falls victim to serious illness. Angst, comfort, and eventual Chase/Cameron. On permanent hiatus.

The year 2007: 12 year old Emma is threatened into hiding when a bunch of bullies chase her. she makes a turn to fleet st, not knowing what's in store for her there. disclaimer: i dont own sweeney todd! -under construction, editing in process-

COMPLETE! An odd crossover that came to me in a dream. It started with a typical mystery at a "typical" spooky mansion. But after one of Mystery Inc. falls ill, can House solve the mystery of the illness plaguing their friend? Romance in Chp. 3...

Just like the real Leon did earlier on, the real Merchant has played Resident Evil 4 too. He isn't very pleased with the way he was portrayed so he decided to write Capcom. Read his annoyed letter.

Ah, a look into the life of one of the strangest characters in Resident Evil. The Merchant. Enjoy, strangah.

Claire is intent on bringing down anyone corrupt enough to take interest in the T-Virus, but a long lost enemy has different plans for her. Wesker makes an appearance after 7 years, and Claire is put in a position that leaves her at his mercy. W/C and L/C

Trapped in a vast, desolate prison, a former agent and a former rebel discover a devastating truth. Smith with an OFC. Final chapter up: An ancient key finds the way to its lock, and a passage to the future opens.

... This is their story. This is a testimony to their bond. Bart and Lisa create a world of their own design, where darkness and war rule the world and light does not exist. In this world, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are the only chance for peace again...

Claire has the flu, and an unexpected visitor drops by. M for language. WeskerxClaire--ish

Based on skscutie's story: A gift of Sight. I got her permission. This is in Kent's POV. After his wife got twins, his daughter asks him why she's the only one who's blind. Shortly later, something happens so all of their lives turns upsidedown

After her mother has twins,it leaves her asking "Why Me?Why am I the one whos blind?".But shortly after there birth,One of PPs inventions goes wrong.And somehow this will change her life forever.

AU. Leon struggles to deal with day-to-day cubicle life as an office worker, and his very own harem!

I was taking care of the dogs here. After the terrorists took over, they were planning to shoot all the dogs. But Sniper Wolf stopped em..." The missing scene where Sniper wolf and Hal meet. review plz!

Just one night in the Volt family, and it's not Victor and Anita! RayxOC

Miskatonic med student Imogen Phillips was always the level-headed one in her family, until the day she met her lab partner and heard his theories. Now it is all she can think about. Two-shot. Part Two is COMPLETE! and has been published- it is called "The Scavenger Bride"

More happened in Antartica than Claire remembers, but it will soon come clear to her and everyone else. Rating upped because of content.

Sidney and Ray are in a hospital, together with their newborn girl. RayxOC

Drabble concerning Wesker and the Redfields. He spares his life because he doesn't want to break her spirit just yet. Humanity needs its protector. Hints of Wesker/Claire.

A scare forces House to confront his instincts when Wilson is put in harm's way.

Victor and Anita pose as a wealthy couple to recover a long lost U.Z.Z. treasure. But one of them is enjoying the experience more than they should. VxA.

AU; SLASH! Wesker/Chris. Chris Redfield is a cop on probation stuck patrolling the streets. Wesker is the owner of a black Porsche parked by a fire hydrant.

CHAPTER 8 UP. We know almost nothing about the month between Danny's accident and his battle with the Lunch Lady. How did he learn about his transformation? His powers? His desire to be a hero? The start of Phantom's story, designed to fit canon.

Claire Redfield: The next test subject of the Umbrella corporation. Wesker already has his own plans for her, one that may reunite him with his oldest of foes: Chris. Undergoing major renovations!

It's a Secret Show Christmas! Doctor Doctor is planning to replace all presents with fruitcake, the least wanted item of the holidays. Can Victor and Anita stop her?

Herbert West and Cassie Hack actually have a lot in common. Of course, that doesn't mean they wouldn't snipe at each other. AU crossover with the Hack/Slash comic series.

Oneshot: The fall of Umbrella signaled the end of an era, only giving rise to another. With a new era of bio-terrorism descending on the world, it was easy to lose hope. However, the key to building the future is remembering the past...

Slight AU; Two years ago, a young Zenigata was involved in a crash that took away his memory. Now, he his about if see the man who ruined his life, but... Will he remember him? And will Lupin ever forgive himself for what has happened to this man?

Jazz Fenton always thought of herself as being lucky... until the day that her luck utterly ran out. A pre-PP story of a growing Fenton family; Part 1 of 3

Claire takes her place on the anti-Umbrella team, but her path soon crosses with Wesker's once again. This time there is more at stake, especially after her exposure to a dangerous, new strain of virus. Sequel to Resistance.

Claire is determined to help stop the viral, chain reaction that Umbrella originally caused, but when she steals a virus from Wesker, she gets more than she bargained for. Part I of a very long series ranging from pre to post RE5.

Mrs. Lovett ponders her love for Sweeney over a cup of gin, and ends up getting more than she bargained for. I do not own any of these characters!

After years of being blamed, picked on, and used as an unwilling lab rat for U.Z.Z., Victor finally snaps. One-Shot.

Ted is sick and Carla gets involved. It's hard loving someone who doesn't love you back.

Sideshow Bob finally kills Bart Simpson. 18 yr old Lisa seems to be the only one of Springfield who believes Bob's innocent pleas. She tries to help find the real killer for real justice & get Bob out. Should she like the ex-clown so much? LisaXBob

House and Wilson are both struggling with their guilt after the events of Wilson's Heart, but when Wilson falls ill, how far will House go to save him? Spoilers for end of season 4. Strictly Gen - T rating due to swearing.

When Cameron becomes ill, Wilson takes it upon himself to help her through her ordeal. Wilson/Cameron

The fourth Doctor meets a man in a bathrobe on a Vogon ship infested with some unusual Daleks. Time is slipping away. And the answer's still 42. A response to the July II challenge for Kathryn Shadow.

Inspired by Epiphany of Student Drivers, a story you must read. I really should write a epiphany for fanfiction writers. Epiphany to office interns about a boss who loses it. Rated T for mild language. Review please! thank you!

A parody of the song "Epiphany" in Sweeney Todd, written for every poor soul that must live through Driver's Education, where they continuously told me that we were all going to die. Thus, a parody was born. Please read and enjoy. 1 instance of mild lang.

Wilson is shot. Pre-House/Wilson.

When Sweeney Todd has trouble baking and controlling hormones, he blames the heat. Oneshot. Slight Lovett/Sweeney.

AU; A young girl is walking home one night when she is attacked. What happens when Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett find her and save her from the brink of death? Don't forget to review! SweeneyxOC. I decided I like my T rating, so rating NOT subject to change.

Marvel & House Crossover A fight with Doctor Octopus over in New Jersey leaves SpiderMan in critical condition, and his only option is to be treated at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, under the care of Dr. Gregory House.

Sweeney has been having trouble getting to sleep, so he asks Mrs. Lovett for 'a favor'

Murder can, indeed, lead to salvation... for a certain Mr. Benjamin Barker, at least.

MST3K -- Joel Robinson pleads with the Mads not to send him up. To the tune of "Love Don't Roam" from Doctor Who.

He loved the dying, loved the ways they died, boiled down to meat and bone and sinew, reduced to component parts, loved the harsh cacophony of the watch of life winding down before its time.

A suicidal young man visits Sweeney Todd's barber shop.

Sweeney Todd wants to say something of great importance to Mrs. Lovett, but it’s not what she expects him to admit.

Moriarty is out rule the world once again and he's had it with Sherlock Holmes' interference. He has a plan, but the detective's friends may pay the ultimate price. COMPLETE

An RE 4 parody. The true story of what happened to Ashley in Spain… Leon, a complete dork with issues, the two Spanish cops, gay as ever, the Merchant, not just a weirdo anymore, and Saddler, an unsuccessful magician – in love?

Sweeney finds that he's bad at making cookies, but he's brought closer to his second family.

When his back is to the wall, and there is no one else to turn to, Inspector Zenigata seeks out the only people who can help him: Lupin III and his gang! They'll travel the world, trying to work together, without killing each other first! Reviews welcome!

Mrs. Lovett ponders her sanity as she partners with Mr. Todd on his vengeful plan.-oneshot- My first Sweeney Todd fic, so be nice!

The remaining humans of Earth dodged their former friends and past loved ones, it wasn't the softskinned humans who ruled the planet anymore. Now, it was robots that reigned under the rule of Dr. Nefarious. ABANDONED

The characters of Sweeney Todd try to escape the impending influx of MarySues brought on by the movie coming out.

Chris saves Claire from Antarctica and she joins him, Jill, and Barry in their fight against Umbrella. One day, Claire is abducted by an Umbrella executive. Will Chris be able to save his sister? Warning: This story has violent content

Once more Wesker's prisoner, Claire struggles to understand her strange captor and find a way to escape. Part 3 of 3 after Wavering and Sequence.

The scariest part was that it could almost be considered a normal day at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.

Herbert West does not love. He will not until death is conquered. But living with Daniel Cain who so loves a woman named Meg, the question of exactly what it is comes up. And so Herbert reveals how he would treat the woman he'd love.

When an accident lands Wilson in the hospital House is left to deal with the aftermanth and Cameron is left to deal with her guilt.

Scrubs Crossover Dr. John 'JD' Dorian participates in a 'doctor exchange' and goes to Princeton Plainsboro to work in the Diagnostics Department.

Mystery Science Theater 3000. Mike Nelson, Crow, Tom, Gypsy and Cambot are back on Earth...only to become fugitives from the law. Only Joel Robinson can save them now. It's only a matter of finding him... COMPLETE!

Charlie Bucket and Willy Wonka browbeat another candymaker. Humor, older!Charlie.

Billy, Mandy and Grim investigate a series of mysterious deaths in Endsville. But what they uncover is a sinister plot by an alien race that may change the course of history forever, leaving Mandy torn between ultimate power and her friends...

Ted is ready to jump for good this time, while JD needs a sandwich after a very long shift. The two paths intersect briefly. Suicidal themes, songfic.

Chase refuses to obey House, and House can't be having that. Investigations prove that something somewhat more sinister is going on.

Wilson has been there for House through everything, now it's Wilson's turn to need a friend when he's sick and in pain, will House help him? HouseWilson friendship

When Wilson falls suddenly ill, the resulting diagnosis becomes a lesson in love and loss for all concerned. HouseWilson strong friendship, undertones of WilsonCameron.

Claire woke up, feeling at her worst. She'd hoped it was simply a hangover, but its turning out to be something more sinister. Is she crazy? Signs point to yes! C12: finally, an explanation!

When Mr. Lancer finds himself growing frustrated with his secretive students, he makes a wish that is overheard by Desiree. Now he finds himself learning more about his class then he'd ever want to know... -Discontinued-

Sequel to Wavering. With the threat of Wesker's return looming overhead, Claire struggles to reclaim her life.

Jazz does some quiet reflecting on her marriage. J x ?

Nobody can understand what the cloaked men are saying! Upon stumbling into Salazar's castle, Leon and Ashley are thrown into a more complicated situation..a language barrier! Confusion and fear rise as they struggle to understand... and what's this? R&R

[Reefer Madness] A short piece on the lecturer.

Twenty year old Jazz Fenton wakes up one morning to find she’s the wife of none other than Vlad Masters. How did she get into this situation? How was she going to get out of it? And more frighteningly, did she really want to? not for Vlad haters

Chris and Jill are off looking for Wesker, but Claire has no plans to wait around. She has a score of her own to settle. But when Wesker finds her, all bets are off as Leon and the STARS race to save Claire's life.

Now Agent Brown owns all the cookies!

Claire Redfield... the only trace of her existance is in the minds of those who knew her... and those who loved her. Records show that Chris Redfield never had a little sister... and that Mr. and Mrs. Redfield had no daughter.

Poor Jazz, Sobbed the large figure of Jack Fenton as he dropped to his knees. She was always my favourite! Poor Danny, teenage angst is never fun.

Jasmine Fenton is embarrassed by her family. But as she staggers under the strain of being the only normal Fenton, a term paper teaches her some interesting things about family, not just the ones we're born into, but the ones we make for ourselves.

When Nergal kidnaps Mandy due to a declined invite for a 'family visit', it's up to Billy and Grim to rescue her. But when Grim finds himself in the same position as Mandy, they can only hope that Billy will find them NOT FINISHED

After being rescued by her brother in the Antartic, Claire was helping Chris get rid of Umbrella. But now, she finds herself in a place with absolutely no memory of anything that happened! What happened that caused the loss? Where's Chris?

No one understood that he wanted to help, he really did, but sometimes it was just too much. Mention of suicide and strong language. Major Wilson angst. One shot.

A certain eccentric chocolatier gets a visit from the health inspector, but it's not what you think... Since I can't give this three categories, I will add 'comedy' up here.

[ATS] Brown gets angry at Christmas

After the accident Mandy is able to see Grim again, but he is not quite there for a visit.

COMPLETE! Homer and Bart, who have been left the responsibility of babysitting Maggie, wish her away to the Labyrinth. Now, they have thirteen hours to get her back before Marge finds out what they have done. Please read and review.

Zenigata has a heartattack! Whose there to help him, none other than Lupin! But did Lupin get there in time or are we biding farewell to Pops?

An alien militia is bent on overthrowing the Galactic Federation, and Pleakley is an unwilling pawn in their scheme. Rated R for language, violence, and sexual situations. COMPLETE

Claire desperately wants to become a member of S.T.A.R.S and is willing to do whatever it takes to get there.

Wesker has a horrible night!!! He trys to order a pizza... But thats where the trouble starts!!! Please R&R!

{Re-Animator series} After Beyond Re-Animator, Herbert West, known as the Re-Animator takes his re-agent and moves to a new town, where he finds something he never expected: Love and a family.

Basically this entire story is based on a few weird dreams that I had about RE0. Each chapter is based on a different dream. My friend had TWO weird dreams involving RE so I shall post them once she types them up and sends them to me! HURRY UP KATE!

An encounter between an agent and a cat. My very first fanfic so I'll just apologise now in advance!

Smith interrupts a meeting between Morpheus and a possible rebel. Instead of killing her he recruits her himself.

William Birkin doesn't always get on with his colleagues...

An angsty poem. It's Mina, because she is perfect for angst...please, be nice, AND REVEIW!!!!! Please? *big eyes*

Snake, Otacon and Raiden start their own cooking show to promote Konami (?)... But ahead of them is a lot of problems.... (COMPLETED!)

OK, so basically, Claire is hiding from umbrella in Australia, but there she bumps into Wesker typical. Please RR. Disclaimer: i don't own REwell duh! FIC NOW DISCONTINUED

A parody of Celine Dione's "My Heart Will Go On." It's about Raccoon city and the zombies.

So what if the insane bartender is the only sane one in the city? Hey, why is everybody running? Maybe Nemesis only wants a friend! Please R&R!