A series of one shots in which I blatantly and unapologetically disregard realism and go straight to the smut. Some special moments that Lorelai and Luke shared over the years, that I felt could use a little something dirty, just for kicks.

After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family? NC-17 for later chapters

It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.

Though they are married, Mr. Darcy has never quite given up his habit of "often standing within a very short distance of her, quite disengaged," and Elizabeth wants to know why. Very short, mostly fluffy one-shot.

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

It has been suggested to Sherlock that he should try and find out more about his emotions. John thinks this is a brilliant idea. Sherlock thinks it's idiotic. SEQUEL TO DEAR JOHN

Post-Reichenbach. John visits Sherlock's grave three years after he walked off the roof of St. Bart's. UPDATE 05.02 Added Sherlock chapter

Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay. Jacob/Bella, Sam/Emily.

Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."

You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.

Mr and Mrs Darcy's first public appearance after their wedding... how does it go? Regency, One-Shot.

Bella thinks she's tripped again, but she's done much more than that. With only a wallet full of money from 2005 and her memories, she discovers her new setting: Chicago in 1917, where the Spanish influenza is on rise.

Is John capable of loving Sherlock? Is Sherlock capable of love?

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

…."But before I go there is something I've been waiting to do all day…" Blaine whispered pulling Kurt closer. My first fanfiction. KLAINE. fluff? from 2x16 - what will happen next?

Blaine had never thought of Kurt sexually. How could he, when the other boy was never dirty? Klaine smut fic.

Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE

Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.

Set in New Moon, the day Bella jumped off the cliff. She is in the car with Jacob, but what would happen if Alice arrived a few minutes later? What would happen if Bella admitted her love for Jacob, instead of clinging to her memories for Edward?

Commander Spock hires his best student to be his teaching assistant-and both instantly regret it.

Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::

Mr. Darcy's Breeches: the real reason for his actions at the Meryton dance. Inspired by: bride and prejudice. Rated M for sexual themes.

In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."

Bella meets a mystery man on a flight, are their paths destined to cross? AH/AU Rated M for Lemons & language!

AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.

What if Bella had never been faced with nearly being hit by Tyler's van? What if she never even had any relationship with Edward Cullen? What if things were exactly the way they were supposed to be?

When Mr. and Mrs. Darling have Wendy take the ultimate step to growing up - getting married - she's not very happy with their decision. But, there's something vaguely familiar about her new fiancee... Peter x Wendy all the way! Rated K.

Bella is on her way home from a disastrous meeting with her newly ex-fiancés parents. What happens when she slams head-on into a beautiful stranger’s car and finds herself stranded? Will she be able to get past her jaded life and trust the stranger? E X B

She would tell herself that tomorrow would be different; that bit by bit her heart would forget his face, he would venture to her side more often nowadays, yet he never woke her, only watched from the window ledge like a guardian angel. WxP One Shot

Bella Swan and her bother Emmett have to move back to Forks with their dad after a fire killed their mother and step-father. Bella was left with emotional and physical scars and is trying to be brave for her brother. What happens when they meet 4 friends?

Sharing a bed with someone isn’t always easy. This is total fluff. Short, silly stuff.

Bella goes for a "girl's night out" while in college. Alternate universe, disregards most well, as in after the wedding pretty much of Breaking Dawn.

B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language

Bonnie spends time trying to figure out exactly what she is, and instead encounters someone who already seems to know. One-shot. Can this even be classified as a "Romance"...? No idea. Pretty much D/B, though.

Emmett has always been in love with his brother's wife Bella. Now that Edward has passed, what will become of Emmett and Bella, and how will they put their lives back together after losing Edward? AH. Rated M.

Bella paper or laptop THIS! yeah, yeah, every one has these things. i just decided to make one. out of sheer randomness. can be either notes, or AIM. characters OOC.vamp is vamp, wolf is wolf, bella is human. before BD!

Another take on the how-they-met-at-the-Academy story. This version is inspired by the wonderfully combative Farragut scene in the movie. Fireworks, anybody? ;

The first time she notices him he is walking in the rain. Spock/Uhura. COMPLETE.

"Twenty Sentences," for those who are not familiar with the exercise, are a way of showcasing and practicing the depth a simple sentence can have in telling a story. Each chapter has twenty random sentences constructed around Spock and N. Uhura.

Spock learns to love two things in one day. Spock/Uhura.

Emmett and Bella have been friends all their lives. Growing up in a small Mississippi town they have been inseparable. What if feelings grew, as did they? What if you wanted your best friend as your lover? Would they want you too? One shot with lemon!

Hey,Do I know you?"She asked me.She seemed to be speaking too someone behind me.I turned my head slightly to see who she spoke to but saw no one.I turned my gaze back to hers,she was watching me curiously.I had to be sure,"You can see me?" BXE

Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!

A collection of random one-shots on what would happen if the Cullens appeared in your life! Pure crack. I apologize.

Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU

Edward never came back, and Jacob was too late to stop any permanent damage. A century later, Bella lives her life with Jake loyally at her side. The catch? Bella can't remember anything before the attack. And Jake never reminded her. Full summary inside.

AU. After the Volturi have finally taken steps to claim the world as their own, Edward is sent by the gaurd to retrieve Bella Swan, a 'wild' human. When he finds out they wanted her for breeding, what will he do when he finds that he loves her. Lemon! E&B

Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.

Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.

Bella was alive in the early 1900s when Edward was. Somewhere in Chicago, when Bella's school burns down, their paths will cross. Edward is still THAT BOY. Will Bella be THAT GIRL? Full summary inside. Chapter 19 is posted!

Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings

What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?

All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.

They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB

Ian and Wanderer spend some quality time together. Set after The Host ends. Quality time. Lemons...Graphic. Reviews are always great, I respond to every one of them.

Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.

Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.

More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.

A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!