AN: I was bored one day so I came up with this. I promise that there will be VERY random things in this story. Hope you all enjoy!!

-Bella signs on-

-Bella signs on-

-Edward signs on-

-Alice signs on-

Bella: Ooh, Pretty vampire!

Edward: ??

Alice: I think she's gone crazy

Bella: psht! I am not crazy!

Edward: Dear Carlisle, help me.

Bella: -pouts-

-Emmett signs on-

Emmett: Haha…look at her face!

Bella: What? What's on it?

Emmett: A nose…and a mouth…ooh, and two eyes!

Bella: O.o

Bella: I think Emmett's the one that is crazy…

Edward: I agree

Emmett: Hey, I resent that!

Alice: Haha

-Jasper signs on-

Jasper: Ooh, silver blades are awesome!

Bella: Jasper? Have you turned emo? blanches

Jasper: Mhhm…After Rosalie killed my spoon!

-Rosalie signs on-

Rosalie: You were OBSESSED with the thing!

Jasper: But..it…was my boyfriend…

Bella: Oh god, Jasper's gay too?

Jasper: I didn't mean BOYfriend. I meant a friend that is a boy.

Edward: Rightttt….

Bella: O.o

Alice: I felt deprived of my husband during that horrible time…

Emmett: Yah, he had like a FaZe…it was weird man….

Bella: A faze?

Alice: He collected spoons…He even NAMED them. Every 1,368!

Bella: Is Jasper okay? Does he need help?

Edward: I think half of this family needs help…looks pointedly at Rose, Jazz, Alice, and Em

Rosalie: Hey!

Emmett: le gasp

Jasper: I do NOT need any help!

Alice: Eddie, such a shame that you tell us that we need help…You have some things to work on…SERIOUS things…

Bella: Um…Do I want to know?
Edward: No…

Bella: Okay then….

-Esme signs on-

Esme: I need ALL your clothes, pronto!

Emmett: Oh no, not one of your laundry rampages!

Esme: slaps Em's head Clothes. Off. Now!

Emmett: eyes widen in horror okay…

-Emmett signs off-

Bella: Um…I should go…

Esme: STAY! glares

Bella: I'm…scared…Edward…

Edward: Just do it. I'll let you wear something of mine.

Alice: Sheesh, Esme…You have to go crazy with Bella here?

Alice: ducks Okay…

-Alice signs off-

-Edward signs off-

-Bella signs off-

Rosalie: Esme…You could just hold it off till tomorrow…

Esme: No! I need to do laundry NOW!

Rosalie: Alright….

-Rosalie signs off-

Esme: Jeez, why is it so hard to get my children to give me their laundry?

-Esme signs off-

-Carlisle signs on-

Carlisle: Did I miss something?

AN: I really do love your reviews!! -hint hint- ;)