AN: I was bored one day so I came up with this. I promise that there will be VERY random things in this story. Hope you all enjoy!!
-Bella signs on-
-Bella signs on-
-Edward signs on-
-Alice signs on-
Bella: Ooh, Pretty vampire!
Edward: ??
Alice: I think she's gone crazy
Bella: psht! I am not crazy!
Edward: Dear Carlisle, help me.
Bella: -pouts-
-Emmett signs on-
Emmett: Haha…look at her face!
Bella: What? What's on it?
Emmett: A nose…and a mouth…ooh, and two eyes!
Bella: O.o
Bella: I think Emmett's the one that is crazy…
Edward: I agree
Emmett: Hey, I resent that!
Alice: Haha
-Jasper signs on-
Jasper: Ooh, silver blades are awesome!
Bella: Jasper? Have you turned emo? blanches
Jasper: Mhhm…After Rosalie killed my spoon!
-Rosalie signs on-
Rosalie: You were OBSESSED with the thing!
Jasper: But..it…was my boyfriend…
Bella: Oh god, Jasper's gay too?
Jasper: I didn't mean BOYfriend. I meant a friend that is a boy.
Edward: Rightttt….
Bella: O.o
Alice: I felt deprived of my husband during that horrible time…
Emmett: Yah, he had like a FaZe…it was weird man….
Bella: A faze?
Alice: He collected spoons…He even NAMED them. Every 1,368!
Bella: Is Jasper okay? Does he need help?
Edward: I think half of this family needs help…looks pointedly at Rose, Jazz, Alice, and Em
Rosalie: Hey!
Emmett: le gasp
Jasper: I do NOT need any help!
Alice: Eddie, such a shame that you tell us that we need help…You have some things to work on…SERIOUS things…
Bella: Um…Do I want to know?
Edward: No…
Bella: Okay then….
-Esme signs on-
Esme: I need ALL your clothes, pronto!
Emmett: Oh no, not one of your laundry rampages!
Esme: slaps Em's head Clothes. Off. Now!
Emmett: eyes widen in horror okay…
-Emmett signs off-
Bella: Um…I should go…
Esme: STAY! glares
Bella: I'm…scared…Edward…
Edward: Just do it. I'll let you wear something of mine.
Alice: Sheesh, Esme…You have to go crazy with Bella here?
Alice: ducks Okay…
-Alice signs off-
-Edward signs off-
-Bella signs off-
Rosalie: Esme…You could just hold it off till tomorrow…
Esme: No! I need to do laundry NOW!
Rosalie: Alright….
-Rosalie signs off-
Esme: Jeez, why is it so hard to get my children to give me their laundry?
-Esme signs off-
-Carlisle signs on-
Carlisle: Did I miss something?
AN: I really do love your reviews!! -hint hint- ;)