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 Author has written 10 stories for Happy Tree Friends, and Sonic the Hedgehog. About Me Name: Ashley Nicknames: Meadow, Ashton, Mint/Minuit Age: 15, ALMOST 16 DOB: August 2nd, 1995 Gender: I'ma girl :3 Likes: Anything not on my dislikes list... Dislikes: CANCER, Arthritis, carrots((UNLESS raw)), salads, pork. ._. Talents: I can hold my breath for46 seconds! XD Also, I can write... fairly well. :/ Drawing is pretty okay... AND I CAN SPELL! XD Fears: Clowns, spiders... Yea, whatever. XP Couples I Support: All of them, even CanonCharaxOC... and yes, even ShiftyxLifty! XD Do I Take Requests? Yes, I do in fact take requests! As long as it's no rating higher than T, kay? :) I'm only thirteen, by the way. XD I'm ALMOST Fourteen, though! :D (shrugs) Nothing much else, I guess... lol. Copies & Pastes: YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. MORE COPY AND PASTE THINGIES!! If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. 92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're unique, copy and paste this into your profile. If your computer gets annoying at times, copy and paste this into your profile. Now for some questions that no one knows the answer to! Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin? Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the plane out of the same substance that instructble little black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? Why does the word Filipino start with letter "F"? EMO= extravegentley made origami If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit? Why do our noses run and our feet smell? back to sainity...NOT!! this is a very sad, heartbreaking poem. Please put it on your profile. My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Please pass it on. I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. Repost this if you agree with it. Month One Mommy I am only eight inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Everytime I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me You could definetly tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It's so warm and nice in here. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Three You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you cant hear me. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Four Mommy My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs I am becoming quite good at it too. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats ambortion? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I dont like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I cant get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Seven Mommy I am OK. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Mommy, why didnt you want me? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Every abortion is just... One more heart that was stopped Two more eyes that will never see Two more hands that will never touch Two more legs that will never run One more mouth that will never speak. Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies. If you are against abortion copy and paste!! If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Chaos-Bound-Jenna, Kitten630,Minuit-the-Cat Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack) When women are deppressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country. Things not to say on an airplane number 47 "Hi, Jack." There are three types of people: Those who can't count and those who can. Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, an The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us. The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. Love your enemies! It really pisses them off To put it nicely, I hope you choke. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. " "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that was clearly marked 'pull', copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one in your profile. If you know someone who should get runover by a bus, copy this into your profile I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem! If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile. If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a glass door, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!), natureboy3,Spottedstarshell,marelove(I have and I'm proud of it!),Ninjagirly(i actually think it's fun! lol 8D), Minuit the Cat (XP) If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool,Spottedstarshell,marelove,ninjagirly, Minuit the Cat If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile. If you love animals, put this in your profile If you want to be an author like me, put this in your profile If you love to read, put this in your profile If you love Warriors, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Blackstar rules, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think you have too many OCs, copy and paste. If you want a PoM episode when Skipper has a flash back of his past, copy and paste. If you think you make lame "copy and paste" thingys, copy and paste. If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile. |
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