Meadow: OKAY PEOPLE OF ! I HAVE A THOUSAND OTHER STORIES I NEED TO CONTINUE, BUT I NEED SOME PLEASURE NOW, RIGHT NOW, AND I READ A GODDAMNED T&D FIC AND IT WAS SO GOOD I WANTED TO MAKE ONE OF MY OWN WITH MY BEST FRIEND SALENA. SO, BETCHES, C'MON, GIVE SOME TRUTHS AND DARES!
Salena: Uhh... Meadow, should you really say that? I mean, if your mama or papa reads this, you'll be in huge trouble... And now you have to mark it as mature for simple fact of language!
Meadow: Pfft, Sal, don't'cha know by now it would be "T" anyway? MWAHAHA!
Salena: Umm, maybe you should give some basic rules for this game of Truth and Dare: HTF Style...
Meadow: I'll let Mint do that... I need to go plan torture.
Mint: WOOT! Okay people, basic rules! You can dare ANYONE from the HTF series, Salena, Meadow, or Fury, who is Salena's insane wolf character!
Fury: *stares at the audience with wide, blank eyes*
Mint: By the way, ALWAYS agree with her, she'll kill you if you don't... and don't get her angry... she'll kill you then too... BUT ANYWAY! If there is anything MATURE like... explicit scenes... WE HAVE A CLOSET FOR THEM! Because we want to keep this at "T"... AND ANY COUPLE, WHETHER IT IS BOYxGIRL, BOYxBOY, GIRLxGIRL, OR A FRIKKIN LOVE TRIANGLE, EVEN FLIPPYxEVIL FLIPPY, IS WELCOME!
Flippy: WHAT?
Mint: Pfft, I said welcome, I didn't say you had to like it.
Flippy: THAT'S MASTURBATION!
Mint: ... Meadow?
Meadow: Gotcha! *separates Flippy & Evil* There! Now it won't be! AND EVIL, NO KILLING!
Salena: This'll get weird...
Mint: ... ANYWAY! There happen to be a few couples we will use WITHOUT dares! Like...
Fury: *suddenly interrupts* FLIPPYxFLAKY! THEY'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! AGH FLIPPY GONNA KILL ME! *hides in a corner*
Flippy, Flaky, Mint, Salena, Meadow, & Audience: *sweatdrop*
Mint: Sorry, she's terrified of Flippy... but wants them to be together... ANYWAY couples that don't need dares... or will be used VERY Happily in dares are; FlippyxFlaky, CuddlesxGiggles, ToothyxSplendid-YEA DEAL WITH IT, WE LIKE THEM TOGETHER!- Mimex... Petunia... *looks slightly miffed*...TrufflesxLammy, ShiftyxLifty-STFU I KNOW IT'S TWINCEST BUT WHAT THE HELL, THEY'RE BOTH GUYS, IT DOESN'T MATTER!- aaaaaaaaand... there's one more couple I can't think of suddenly...
Salena: MIMExMINT?
Mint: *blushes madly* NO! WE ARE NOT A COUPLE, DAMMIT SALENA! HE'S ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS NOW GO DIIEE! BESIDES I DON'T LIKE HIM LIKE THAT!
Salena: Uh-huh, yea, right. Still, I gladly write it...
Mint: NO YOU CANNOT WRITE IT BECAUSE I BELONG TO MEADOW, BETCH! AND MIME BELONGS TO MONDO-MEDIA!
Everybody: *all sweatdrop*
Mint: ... Oh shit, I just made a fool of myself...
Salena: WHY IS EVERYONE CURSING ALL OF SUDDEN NOW?
Meadow: BECAUSE IT'S FUN, BETCH.
Salena: *slaps Meadow*
Mint: ANYWAY! Meadow just mentally told me that ToothyxHandy will also be supported for some bizzarre reason! SO DON'T HESITATE IF YOU HAVE A DARE WITH THESE COUPLES!
Meadow: BY THE WAY THIS IS PURELY FOR MY OWN FRIKKIN AMUSEMENT AS WELL AS EVERYONE ELSE'S! I'm sad write now and need to cheer up.
Mint: Meadow, I hope you know you probably just scared EVERYONE away...
Meadow: SHUT UP, BETCH!
Mint: ... I'm a female cat... not a dog...
Cuddles: Umm... Well, people, just review and leave a dare before she dies of some kind of insanity stroke...
Meadow: I take offense at that!
Characters: Good.
Meadow: Meanies...
Flippy: ANYWAY PEOPLE, we don't belong to Meadow or Salena, we belong to Mondo Media!
Mint: ME AND FURY DON'T! I belong to Meadow!
Fury: I-I-I b-b-belong to Salena... *staring at Flippy fearfully* DON'T KILL ME! *hides behind Salena*
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Meadow: Salena, this is the last time Fury is coming to my house.
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OKAY I KNOW this is totally random, but everything you need to know is in the "story" part. Now go review with your dares before I have to go back to band camp to help the noobs...