Meadow: OH! I haven't written anything for this in like forever! Actually, noen of my stories in forever... Well, now I'm back, and I have enough dares for a chapter! AWESOME!
Sal: *cough* Meadow, here's them dares you asked for.
Meadow: Ah! Thanks, Sal! Now... *opens the first envelope* Hmm, our first is...
bladion13
i dare flippy and evil to make out!
Meadow: OOOOOH. Flippy, Evil! C"MERE! GET'CHALL ASSES OVER HERE!
Mint: Not so loud, Meadooooow...
Flippy: No way! I don't wa-
Evil: *suddenly begins making out with Flippy*
Everyone: O.O
Meadow: *coughs* Well, there was more enthusiasm on Evil's part than I though there'd be.
Mint: And Flippy isn't exactly fighting, is he? *smirks*
Meadow: Nuh-uh! heehee.. *opens next envelope*
punkangel208394
dares
evil:sing inside the fire by disturbed
giggles:go tomboy
flaky:go girly
truth
flippy:you do know the war you were in was in the 70's and if you were in it that makes you in your 50-60's?
Meadow: Heeeeheeeee...
Evil: *finally stops and looks at Meadow* I don't know that song.
Meadow: *hands him a lyrics sheet*
Evil: *lets go of Flippy and looks at it* *sighs* FINE.
Devon
Won't go to heaven
She's just another lost soul, about to be mine again
Leave her
we will receive her
It is beyond your control
will you ever meet again
Devon
No longer living
Who had been rendered alone
As a little child,
she was taken
and then forsaken
you will remember it all
Let it blow your mind again
Devon lies beyond this portal
take the word of one immortal
Give your soul to me
For eternity
release your life
to begin another time with her
End your grief with me
there's another way
release your life
take your place inside the fire with her
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Fire
All you desire
As she begins to turn cold and run out of time
you will shiver
till you deliver
you will remember it all
Let it blow your mind again
Devon lies beyond this portal
take the word of one immortal
Give your soul to me
For eternity
release your life
to begin another time with her
End your grief with me
there's another way
release your life
take your place inside the fire with her
Give your soul to me
For eternity
release your life
to begin another time with her
End your grief with me
there's another way
release your life
take your place inside the fire with her
Devon
No longer living
Who had been rendered alone
As a little child
she was taken,
and then forsaken
you will remember it all
Let it blow your mind again
(I will go ahead and admit I didn't know the lyrics either so I totally just copied&pasted! XD)
Meadow: Woot! Good job Evil! *claps*
Evil: *punches Meadow then walks away*
Meadow: OW! ... Well... *tosses a guy's tee-shirt and jeans at Giggles and tosses a blue tank-top with a cute purple skirt at Flaky* GO DO YOUR DARES. NOW.
Giggles: W-what?
Flaky: ...
Meadow: ... NOW!
Them: *quickly go to change*
Meadow: Hehheh... I love the power being an authoress gives me! *cough* So, Flippy, you undazed yet?
Flippy: *blushes madly* HEY! I was never dazed!
Meadow: Mm-hmm, whatever. Now, tel please- did you know?
Flippy: Know what?
Meadow: That the war you were in happened in the 70's, making you in your fifties or sixties?
Flippy: WHAT? No way! Oh wait... I live in Happy Tree Town! A lot of us are older than we look...
Meadow: ... STFU you bitch.
Sal: Meadow!
Meadow: ... NEXT!
William Howard Taft
A smart TorD can always be funny, I look forward with anticipation.
Meadow: I'ma interrupt real quick-like... smart? You think this is smart? ... awesome!
Dare: Handy, juggle tomatoes.
Dare: Disco Bear, eat lotsa cake and gain so much weight you dwarf an elephant.
Dare: Mime and Mint, perform the famous Titanic scene.
Handy: ... I would try, but I can't juggle with my teeth!
Meadow: Then do it with your feet, damn you, beaver.
Handy: *grumbles but attempts it* *totally fails and his signature annoyed/grumpy expression crosses his face*
Salena: *suddenly comes from nowhere, carrying enough chocolate and red-velvet cakes to feed three armies five times over* DISCO! Fury's got the rest!
Disco Bear: *pales so much it actually becomes noticeable* Uhhhhhhhhh... M-Meadow...?
Meadow: I ain't helpin' ya.
Fury: *coming in with another truckload of chocolate and red-velvet cakes* Here you are, you perverted son of a bitch! *scowls at Disco before running away*
Disco: ...
Meadow & Sal: EAT!
Disco: ... *groans* *begins eating*
Three hours and a lot of shoving cake down DB's throat
DB: I can't eat anymore!
Meadow: Well, we'll test you now. *brings an elephant out of nowhere* Umm.. *DB is 3 times as big as the fully-grown elephant* ... Good you pass! N-
DB: *explodes*
Everyone: *blinks as gore covers them*
Salena: ... I vote we each take showers before continuing!
Others: AGREE!
Everyone runs off in different directions, each to take showers. One hour later, everyonme has returned.
Meadow: Okay! So, Mint, Mime, Titanic scene. Now.
Mint: W-what? What's the "Titanic Scene"?
Mime: *is just as confused*
Meadow: ... *sighs* *shows them THE Titanic Scene*
Mint: Ummmmm nononononononono! *has begun blushing* NononononononononoNO!
Meadow: Ya gotta. Mime, ya don't mind, right?
Mime: *shrugs slightly*
Mint: Ohhhhhh I'm gonna die of embarrassment...
Mime and Mint then procede to perform the famous Titanic Scene that is oh so memorable... if I'm thinking of the right scene... as I'm sure you're not wanting them to perform the ship sinking... So yes, that really famous scene at the bow of the ship!
Meadow: Well, while Mint is being put through this torture!
SweetSugar356
Dare:flippy to go out with flippy fangirl and make flaky jealous
Dare:flaky to make out with evil flippy in a closet
Truth:did petunia ever like dirt?
Dare:put petunia in a dirt infested room and take her deoderizer necklace off
Flippy: B-but... I-I...!
Meadow: Go out with this one. *tosses Ice at him(those of you who know about Ice from Deviantart no explanation is needed... those who don't... only one word can describe her... UGH!)*
Flippy: ! *gulps* *glances down in shame* W-will you go ou-
Ice: YES! *hugs him tightly*
Flaky: NO! Flippy! *begins crying*
Evil: *suddenly picks Flaky up and takes her over to a closet* Don't worry, Flakes. All ya problems will be gone soon enough. *grins*
Flaky: *sniffles* *smiles suddenly* If you say so, Evil.
Flippy: NO! FLAKY! EVIL!
Meadow: *snickers at Flippy*
Evil and Flaky shut the closet door and then begin making out quite passionately
Meadow: Well, 'tunia, did'ja?
Petunia: NO! Dirt has always been a vile and icky thing in my book!
Meadow: Well... *takes her deoderizer away and shoves her into a room with no doors and no windows and with the walls covered from ceiling to baseboard with dirt*
Petunia: *begins screaming and clawing at her face*
Meadow: ... meep.
htflxs
I dare for Lifty to sit on shifty's lap for 3 rounds x3
Meadow: Hehheh c'mon boys!
Shifty&Lifty: *blush and begins mumbling under their breath but obey they dare*
Dire-Consequences
Toothy-DARE: Ignore Splendid and become Splendont's personal fanboy!
Splendid and Splendont-DARE: Pretend to be gay lovers for two whole chapters, AND TOOTHY CANNOT INTERFERE OR COMPLAIN OR CRY ABOUT IT.
Flippy-DARE: Do you have wet dreams about Flaky?
Everyone except Pop and Cub-TRUTH: Kind of a personal question, but... are you a virgin? *slapped*
Meadow: HOLY SHIT MAN. Heh...
Toothy: ... Alright... S-sorry Splendid... ... Splendont... You'retotallyamazingandI'myournumberonefan! *winces slightly at his own words*
Splendont: *smirks* See, Splendid? Even your former number one fan prefers me!
Splendid: *twitches in annoyance and jealousy* *growls* Splendont...
Splendont: What?
Splendid: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! *attacks him*
Meadow: WHAT? NO! *breaks them apart with her awesome authoress powers* No, you two gotta be gay lovers now.
Toothy: Nooooo...!
Meadow: AND NO WHINING ABOUT IT.
Splendid & Splendont: *glares at each other* ...
Meadow: ... Now.
Splendid: *takes Splendont's hand but is NOT happy about it*
Meadow: Hmm, should that be "truth"? Well, whatev, do ya, Flips?
Flippy: *blushes majorly* Th-that's none of your...
Mint: I take that as a YES, Meadow.
Meadow: Well, so do I. Eh-hem. Okay, everyone but Pop and Cub... ARE YOU?
Giggles & Cuddles: *blush and glance at each other* ...
Mint: Do I even have to answer? You already know the answer to that is YES for me.
Mime: *nods that he is indeed a virgin*
Petunia: Well of course! Sex is so dirty and filthy and horrible! *is slapped by Pop*
Pop: That's how I got my Cub, thank you very much!
Flippy: Of course I'm a virgin.
Meadow: *coughs* Not for long...
Flippy: What do you mean?
Meadow: You'll see.
Others since I'm lazy: *all shout "YES"*
Evil: But barely for me.
Everyone: O_O
Meadow: Okay... NOW! Next.
flippyxflaky
1, Flippy and Evil (Dare) Go into the closet and...you know...make some magic :]
2, Toothy and Splendid (Dare) I dare Splendid to french kiss Toothy...O-o
3, Mime (Dare) Explain to Cub how to make babies without using words.
4, Flaky (Truth) Do you like Flippy?
5, Flippy (Dare) Stab yourself with your bowie knife
6,Splendid (Dare) Take your mask off and use it like a stripper would!
7,Petunia (Dare) Shake your tail feathers! (Although you don't have any.)
8,Evil (Dare) Punch Pop in his 'sack'
9, Lumpy (Dare) Kill Evil
10, Lumpy (Truth) Did you realise you just killed Evil?
Evil: *grins* *drags a screaming and flailing Flippy to the closet*
Flippy: NO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY!
Meadow: You're like fifty years old, man! You should have lost it at least thirty years ago!
Flippy: NO! SAVE ME!
All: *watch the closet door slam shut and begins hearing disturbing noises*
Sal: I vote we move away from the closet.
Meadow: Yes. *gets faaaaar away from those disturbing sounds coming from the closet*
Sal: *looks over Meadow's shoulder and begins laughing*
Meadow: C'mon Splendid, C'mon Toothy! Time to Frenchie-kiss.
Mint: *begins laughing so hard she has to lean against Mime to keep from falling*
Everyone: *stares at Mint* ...
Splendid: ... *French-kisses Toothy now*
Toothy: *yea is being French kissed*
Meadow: ... Okay... that's enough... enough...! ENOUGH I SAID!
Splendid: *finally stops*
Meadow: THANK you. *turns to Mime* Okay, Mime, begins explaining without words.
Mime: ... *pulls Mint over with him to where Cub is*
Pop: I cannot allow this!
Meadow: *knocks him unconscious* Now ya can.
Mime: *points at Mint and specifically to her eyes where her eyelashes are visible, then points at himself then starts making those little... signs... obvious signs... with his fingers*
Mint: ! Mime, what ar-
Mime: *shushes Mint with that epic finger sign and conitnues explaining that it has to be between a boy and a girl and some very intimate contact between two very private areas between two very intimate people*
Mint: *blushing madly* This is embarrassing... why did he have to use ME as the female example?
Meadow: Because you're his trainee.
Mint: Shut up.
Meadow: Whatev. Now... Flaky, do you?
Flaky: ... Y-yes, I-I do...
Meadow: Wow that was quick. Now. *goes back to the closet and opens it* OH MY GOD! *closes it quickly* GUYS, it's time to stop now!
After a few minutes they come back out
Evil: WHAT do you want?
Flippy: *goes over to Flaky* I'm sorry...
Flaky: It's okay...
Meadow: Anyway, Flippy, stab yourself with your bowie knife.
Flippy: WHAT?
Meadow: DO IT.
Flippy: F-fine... but I'll be back... with revenge... *pulls out his bowie knife and stabs himself in the stomach*
Flaky: FLIPPY! NO! *kneels down next to him and begins sobbing* F-Flippy...
Meadow: Okay, Splen-
Sal: USE YOUR MASK AS A STRIPPER WOULD USE IT.
Meadow: ...
Sal: What? I felt ignored.
Fury: *watches Flippy die* ...
Meadow: AGH! FURY, GET OUT! *tosses her out the window* NOW, Splendid, use your mask the way a stripper would. There's a pole over there if you need it.
Splendid: ... But this will reveal my secret identity...!
Meadow: WE ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU BASTARD. NOW DO IT!
Splendid: ... *sighs* FINE.
Splendid takes his mask off and puts it around his shoulders in a way that can be considered sexy
Toothy & Splendont: *stare at Splendid in amazement*
Splendid: ... DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
Meadow: HA. Well, anyway... *pulls Petunia out of the doorless, windowless dirty room* Hmm, I'm surprised, you didn't claw your eyes out... Anyway, Petunia, shake your non-existent tail feathers!
Petunia: NO! That's so dirty in a mental, psychological way!
Meadow: So it ANYWAY!
Petunia: Oh fiiiiine...
Petunia then begins to shake her but in a way that has Disco Bear staring long and hard at it, starting to drool as he daydreams about what else Petunia could do with that behind of hers
Meadow: DB, stop drooling. SO, anyway. Evil, punch Pop in his sack now.
Evil: Okay, can I punch him with a kni9fe?
Meadow: No. Must be with your fist. *brings Pop back into consciousness*
Pop: Ugh, my head hurts... *sits up, rubbing his head*
Meadow: Oh, you'll forget about that pain in a few seconds.
Pop: Why?
Evil: *punches him in that place*
Pop: AHH! *falls down again, curling into the fetal position and holding his... erm... yea that place*
Meadow: That's why.
Sal: *giggling like crazy*
Meadow: Sal... I didn't know you were so sadistic.
Sal: I watch HTF, don't I? Wow, Meadow, you really need to put two and two together.
Meadow: ... Whatever... Lumpy, kill Evil now!
Lumpy: Dur, okay... *pulls out a random live wire connected to a knife and stabs the knife through Evil's sorry excuse for a heart*
Evil: *is electrocuted as well as stabbed through the heart* *dies*
Meadow: Lumpy, did you know you just killed Evil?
Lumpy: Who's Evil?
Meadow: I'll take that as a no... WELL! That's all there is right now! Join us next time, and maybe I'll finish before there's a buttload of dares and truths! Sorry!
Mint: I belong to Meadow... unfortunately.
Sal: Fury belongs to me.
Meadow: Everyone else besides myself and Sal belong to Mondo Media!
Meadow & Sal: HAVE A GREAT DAY!
-TBC-