![]() Author has written 5 stories for Pokémon, Anime X-overs, and Naruto. Hey! I'm XxSharpiez Previous User names: Demyxpwns, KibaGirl16, KibaGirl15, UmbreonGirl15 ALL MY STORIES ARE ON PERMANENT HIATUS. All of my inspiration for those stories is gone, so...o.o About Me Likes: Computers, TV, Anime, Asian Dramas, Listening to music. Favorite Characters: Favorite Pairings: Favorite Quotes: Wizards of Waverly Place Alex: Were gonna go eat Death Note: Misa: I would never dream about living in a world without Light Inuyasha: Kagome: I was wrong, kill him! Shrek 3: Shrek: If you think that this mad scene ain't dope, I feel you dude. I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof. But what I am screamin' is, yo check out this kazing thazing bazaby! If it doesn't groove, or what i'm saying this ain't straight trippin, say "oh, no you didn't! you're getting on my last nerve" And then I'll know it's... I'll know its wack! XxX Shrek: I see a rainbow pony XxX Donkey: Look out! They got a piano! XxX Donkey: We will be Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron Pokemon: James: But there's one small problem, with that kind of power over powering the worlds most powerful pokemon requires a pokemon with even more power than the first one XxX 0_o did that make any sense at all? cause i'm a little confused right now Jessie: Listen is that the voice of twerply gloom Suite Life of Zack & Cody: Carey: Girls can do anything boys can do, but we can do it in heels Kim Possible: Rufus 3000: What is the meaning of life? Hannah Montana: Hannah: Its the return on the Jon-I XxX So Funny.. Miley: Big blond sack a drama say what? XxX I found it funny the way she said it, and the face she had Jake: Get any happier and your gonna break my arm She's the Man: Viola/Sebastian: Speaking as a completely objective third-party outsider with absolutely no personal interest in the matter Meet the Robinson's Lucile: Each patch has the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee, you can stay awake for days with no side affects-Ahh! Sorry! XxX the was really funny Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses? XxX hmm.. funny and weird Lewis: What does your dad look like? XxX for some reason i think i spelled Celic wrong -.- Dinosaur: I have a big head, and little arms, I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through Total Drama Island Trent: Can you make it go lower and pelt him harder? XxX poor geoff 0_o My quotes, my family's quotes, and quotes from my school: Some Kid: The TV loses points XxX A kid in my math class, i'm not sure who said it, we were doing presentations in math class for a problem we were assigned, and during the groups presentation the announcements came on, so i guess the TV lost points. Mr. W: I'm not as dumb as you look XxX my math class long term sub, it was pretty funny the way he said it, the whole class started laughing and the kid he said it to just put his head on his desk or something, i dont remember -.- Me: Wait! I need to text in front of you! XxX i said that with the camera on the screen of my cell phone My sister: Tell your people that my people said your people stink XxX i think she was trying to start a war with peoples people (did that make any sense at all?) Me: A really really really really really really really-hey i have netflix! XxX i was talking to my friend and a netflix ad popped up on the computer at school, Me: Hey Max should we help her up?...nah!! XxX my sister fell down, and i was asking my dog if we should help her up or not..yeah i'm that insane My sister: You haven't met Princess Mickey yet! XxX my sister was playing kingdom hearts My sister: Who's that? XxX my sister's blond moment, and she isn't even blond lol My sister: Go rocklee! XxX she was talking about her pokemon on Pokemon Emerald, she also spelled it different Me: You Jerk!! XxX i say that at random times when someone says something stupid or stupidley mean -.-' Me: Points to microwave destruction XxX i was trying to say microwave direction and i said that instead lol Me: The cones are my buddies XxX i said that heading home from watching Mamma Mia, i was hyper off of soda and peanut butter cups, and my mom was looking at me like i was insane lol Me: Cone, cone, cone, cone, trashcan XxX same reason as the last quote Me: Hey mom can i borrow a donut? XxX lolz i wanted a donut :D Me: It's a taco inside a taco XxX lol yeah those double decker tacos at Taco Bell are good Me: Look he's dead, lets bury him in the backyard XxX i was talking about my brother, he was laying on the floor for some reason Me: You can drive up a wall! No way! XxX my mom said something about someone driving her up a wall, and i just had to add that comment Me: Don't laugh with your mouth full XxX sooo very strange 0_o Me: The toilet wasn't working so i had to destroy the whole house XxX uh...i have no excuse for this one Me: You've gone insane with photoshop power XxX ...um...i dont really know My sister: Dude, their serving crap in a bun XxX Crap in a bun! the everyday lunch at my lil sis and bro's school My sis: Walking is for noobs who can't afford flying lessons XxX gotta love kingdom hearts lol My sis: Stupid XxX Such a loving family lol Me: You three save the food, you save the people, and I'll just stand here and look pretty. XxX uh..we were hyper and talking about taco bell and an imaginary fire XD Me: Toon Link! I Choose You! XxX ...super smash bros brawl Me: He's raping a folder. XxX Me: I'm a Russian to Finnish mah Turkey, cause I'm Hungary, but unfortunately it has Greece. Fanfiction Friends: eTeRnAlSnOw42: my very first fanfiction friend! she helped me figure out an algebra problem for my story Battle of the Bands, i hate math.. edanime1124: my real life anime loving friend Kairi1234: My 15 year old little sister, that finally signed up on here, who basically copied my profile but changed it a little User Names Battle of the Bands OC's Alexandra Thompson Nickname: Alex Age: 15 Family: Kia Thompson (Mom) Hair: Burnette Eyes: Brown Personality: In battle of the bands Alex is basically like a computer geek, she knows all kinds of things about computers, and when she explains stuff to them, all of them (except kenny) don't have a clue on what she's talking about. Kayli Hayden Age: 15 Family: Drew Hayden (Cousin), Zane Hayden (Cousin), Adrien Hayden (Dad), Zoey Hayden (Mom) Hair: Blond Eyes: Green Personality: Kayli is a girly girl, she is like Dawn's best friend since they are like almost the same with the whole girly girl status thing, but she does have times when she isn't a girly girl like when she tries to beat up her cousin Drew at family birthday parties, family reunions. (you probably won't see that anytime in any of my stories though) Jamie Chanse Age: 14 Hair: Dark Violet Eyes: Royal Blue Personality: Jamie is Girl Domination's biggest fan, no lie. She mostly wears dark colors (she's isn't goth people!). She is somewhat peppy, but at the same she can be a little insane. She's best friends with Riley Riley Parker Age: 13 Family: Dawn (older sister), Johanna Parker (Mom), Hunter Parker (Dad) Hair: Dodger Blue Eyes: Slate Blue Personality: Riley is a very clumsy girl, she tends to run into trees, doors, you name it. She can't stand Zane and Max, since they fight over her daily. She's best friends with Jamie Zane Hayden Age: 13 Family: Drew Hayden (Brother), Kevin Hayden (Dad), Diana Hayden (Mom), Kayli Hayden (Cousin) Hair: Emerald Green Eyes: Sapphire Blue Personality: Zane is almost just like his older brother Drew, he almost always has a smirk on his face. He also has a HUGE crush on Dawn's younger sister Riley, along with Max, so they are constantly fighting over her, yet they still remain best friends. Team 9 OC's Age: 12 Family: Kiba Inuzuka (cousin) Hair: Red/Maroon Eyes: Black Personality: He's really quiet but can be loud at times. Rank: Genin Age: 12 Family: Shar Hagarashi (Twin older brother), A Mom who doesn't have a name yet..-.- Hair: Aqua Blue Eyes: Purple Personality: She's quick tempered Rank: Genin Vilage: Leaf Age: 12 Family: Taya Hagarashi (Twin younger sister), A mom with no name.. Hair: Purple Eyes: Darkish/Lightish Blue Rank: Genin Village: Leaf Personality: The smart kid that everyone (except his teammates) think he's goth Yuki Yoshida Age: 22 Hair: Dark Blue Eyes: Dark Blue Personality: Still trying to figure out Rank: Jounin Village: Leaf (But used to live in the Land of the Snow, or whatever its called) Beni Tanaka (might put her in Team 9) Age: 13 Hair: Brown Eyes: Blue Rank: Genin Village: Sand Personality: Story Ideas Family Reunion: It's where Drew and Kayli go to a family reunion with their (insane) family. If i write this i'll probably have Kayli and their other cousins, and Drew's younger brother Zane (read Battle of the Bands to know who he is), all trying to beat up Drew (hehe torturing Drew sounds like fun!!) So yeah pm me if you think i should write it! Cause i dont know! Some stuff i found on peoples profile What Pokemon are you? I'm a Dragonair! 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice there was no number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. (i fell for it -_-') If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profileIf you hate Sasuke and think he's a jerk, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile. (scroll up and down and you'll see that i do like to put these things in my profile) If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile. (i annoy my mom and my sister when i'm bored) If you think little siblings are annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (i have 2 younger siblings who are both annoying!) If you think Pokemon is cool, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (lots of times) If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. (every day) If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile (once or twice..) If you think those stupid kids should just give the Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into our profile If you think unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped down stairs, copy and paste this into your profile (happens all the time at school, so embarassing..) If you love contestshipping, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you HATE Cookieshipping (MayxHarley) copy and paste this into your profile (cookieshipping = Evilness!! -.-') If you belive that the pink pony's of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile If you ever popped the head of a doll off copy this into your profile! (Headless horseman MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!) You know you're obssesed with Anime when... 1. You own a shiny metal object of doom. (i have a paper object of doom, a shuriken, does that count?) 2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. (Yup) 3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling's birthday. 4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!). 5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga. (i miss naruto all the time, and i almost lose it when i realized that i missed another episode!) 6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet. 7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! (probably will sometime) 8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse. (do binders count? cause i had them all over my binder XD) 9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. 10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. 11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. 12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. 13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. 14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". (i know what hello means! i'm still working on i will kill you though) 15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. (that's how i learned hello in japanese) 16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. (i sing along to my sisters sailor moon dvd's) 18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. 19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. (i would, but pink is an evil color!) 20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look. 21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. 22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters. 23. You buy shuriken or kunai. (not yet!) 24. You speak in subtitles. 25. You prefer anime over real life. (heck yeah!) 26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. (at my school it is -.-') 27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. (i eat ramen when there is nothing else to eat) 28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. (if karate is a martial art then i studied that when i was 8) 29. You cosplay daily. 30. When you get a crush on an anime character (my sister thinks i do when i don't!) How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. (all the time) -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) (sometimes..) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101 (i failed freshman language arts, does that count?) On a Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On T-Rat (Military food): 1. FIRST NAME: Why would i tell you that?! 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? a person in a movie that my parents told me but i don't remember -.-' 3. SIBLING NAMES: ...JoAnna and Aaron... 4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? recently...and i wanna strangle Rem because of it!! (Death Note...) 5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? what kinda question is that?! 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Turkey!! 7. KIDS? i'm 16..so NO!! 8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? maybe..maybe not..idk.. 9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? no... 10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No! not at all! 11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yeah 12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Heck Yeah!! 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Coco Pebbles!! 14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No, i have Skater shoes you don't tie those! 15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? um...not really... 17. SHOE SIZE? 7.. 18. RED OR PINK? NEITHER!! 19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? ...idk... 20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? family that lives out of state 21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? if they want to 22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? gray.. and i'm not wearing shoes -.-' 23. LAST THING YOU ATE? crackers with spaghetti sauce on them (its sounds weird but its really good) 24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Girl all the Bad Guys Want by Bowling for Soup 25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? BLUE!! 26. FAVORITE SMELL? food.. 27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my mom i think.. 28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? um...not tellin you that! hah! 29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? no one sent it to me 30. FAVORITE DRINK? Root Beer! 31. FAVORITE SPORT? Baseball and Soccer! 32. EYE COLOR? left eye blue, right eye green (not even lying about that so hah! well my right eye is most of the time green but then looks blue for a few minutes) 33. HAT SIZE? idk.. 34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope 35. FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza!! 36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? scary movies! duh!! 37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? The Happening (That movie was disturbing and creepy but it was awesome!!) 38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? idk..maybe my pink panther shirt.. 39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer! 40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs! i guess.. -.-' idk.. 41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Strawberry Shortcake!! |