Also, many of the charactersin this story may seam OOC.. and don't get mad at me for bashing some characters every once in a while.. and I can't type Meowth speak..
I don't own Pokemon! If I did, Misty never would have left, May and Dawn wouldn't be so annoying to me, and Ash would have a brain! (GASP!) And, of course, Pokeshipping would be offically shipped on the show, with no random, annoying, Pearlshipping/Advanceshipping/ Orangeshipping hints. LIKE CHRONICALS? WTH?!
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"I. Hate. Elevators." Misty placed her hands on her hips. "There is no way I am going in that death trap."
"Wanna bet?" Ash grinned, pushing her from behind into said 'death trap.' Misty let out a high-pitched squeal as Ash skipped in after her, and then Brock, muttering something about teenagers.
The door closed, leaving Misty to start shaking like a damp cat in a dark alley. Ash poked Misty, who squeaked in responce. Misty slapped him in the arm, causing him to squeal as well. Misty laughed at his pain.
Just then, the door opened, as Jessie, James and Meowth all stepped into the elevator. Meowth was clinging to Jessie's huge hair, muttering something about elevators being evil and trying to kill all cats. James was fiddling with a rose, and Jessie had a irated look on her face.
"You!" Ash yelped, pointing a finger at the trio. They all grinned and stepped in, expecting the door to shut behind them. Instead, Drew, May, Dawn, Kenny, Paul, Gary and Max all stepped in.
"WHERE ARE ALL OF THE TWERPS COMING FROM?!?!" James squealed, on his knees, his hands raised to the sky. Pikachu and Meowth both looked perplexed, looking up to the roof, not seeing anything.
"You know, this is a big elevator." Brock mused, just as the door shut, with a bit too much momentum. Misty and Meowth both screamed.
Pikachu laughed at Meowth. The elevator started going up, but suddenly stopped, and the light went out.
A few screams were heard, as well as a thud, and it remained pitch black for a few minutes, until Brock pulled out the lanturn, and Ash called out Chimchar, commanding it to use flame thrower. Unfortunitly for Brock, the flame thrower was a little too strong, toasting the breeder in the process. He looked around.
May and Dawn had fallen to the floor. Gary, Paul and Drew clung to the rail behind them. Kenny had accidentatly kicked Meowth. Meowth had flown into a wall, and was laying on the floor, still muttering about evil elevators. Misty was clining to Ash's arm, and Ash had held out his other arm, protecting both him and Misty. Jessie's hair was caught in the elevator door, and she had finally pulled it out, ripping some of it out. James had pricked himself with one of the thorns on his rose, and was crying over it. Pikachu and Max were just laughing at everybody.
"Chimchar, return!" Ash held out the pokeball, as the ape pokemon returned eagerly. Misty was still clinging to his arm, and when she realized that she was, she let go, blushing. Gary started to chuckle, and Misty kicked him in the face, silencing him. "Is everybody okay?"
"I'm clausterphobic! (Sp?)" Dawn yelped, running over to the door and punched it, with all of her might. Unforetunetly, it was metal, and Dawn hurt her fist on it. She jumped back, cursing under her breath, grasping her fist.
"Other then ditzy girl," Paul glared in her direction. "It looks like it."
"Great." Misty put her hands on her hips, walking away from Ash's side. "Anyone got a cell phone?"
Silence. A single cricket's chirp is heard, and a tumbleweed blows by.
"We're doomed."
"Don't talk like that!" May boucned up to her feet. "We can do this!"
"What peppy girl said." Gary pointed his thumb in May's direction. "We just need to wait and be saved, because I don't think any of us who are tall enough are brave enough to climb up the shaft." Gary added, staring at both Jessie and James. They both sweatdropped and sat on the floor.
"Yeah, I guess so." Brock reached for the cealing as Drew spoke, flipping his hair. "Unless we put Max on Brock's shoulders."
Max and Brock both looked at each other. Misty, being the next tallest, picked Max up by his waist, hoisting him up onto Brock's shoulders. Max pushed on the metal cealing, but no dice. "It's no good, I'm not strong enough!"
"Pikachu, use Iron Tail." Ash commanded as Pikachu nodded, hopping off of his shoulder to the cealing, slamming his tail onto it. It broke open, a small circle in diamater. Misty and Gary, the next tallest, pushed Max up into the hole. "Pikachu, you go and keep Max safe."
Pikachu nodded and hopped up.
"Go, Staravia!" The bird chirped his name in responce. "Fly those two to the next floor, and them keep them safe until they make it back."
The three took off, as silence grew in the elevator.
"So, what do you guys wanna do?" Kenny mused, pulling his arms behind his head. "Any ideas, Dee-dee?"
Dawn grew pink in the face as she charged up to her rival/best friend, waving her arms around, as if immitating a Starly. "Don't call me Dee-dee!"
"Alright, stop flirting you two." Brock cut in as they both blushed, and looked away from each other. "And don't deny it, I know that flirting is fighting. I travel with Ash and Misty."
WHAM!
"What's that supposed to mean?" Misty squeaked through a pink face, slowly putting her mallet back into mallet-space. Ash was so dense that he missed the point..
"WAIT! Are you accusing me and Misty of flirting with each other?"
Everybody face-faulted.
"You sure are slow today, huh, Ash?" Gary laughed as Ash blinked, slightly pink. Misty slapped her forehead, shaking her head hazily.
"I have a idea!" May replied, brightly, and totally off-topic. "Let's do make overs!"
"YEAH!" Dawn hopped up as the two preppy girls high-fived.
"Wonderful idea, May, but there's just one problem." Misty inquired, before her head grew several sizes, anime-style. "WE DON'T HAVE ANY MAKEUP!"
Jessie held up a home-makeover-kit. Misty face faulted. "Why do you carry that with you?"
"Twerp, when you want to look as good as me, you have to be prepaired for anything." Jessie flaunted, flipping her red hair. Misty snorted.
"Or maybe you need that much just to look decent."
WHAM!
WHAM!
Misty and Jessie were now in a duel, paper fan vs. mallet. Ash, being the idiot that he is, ran infront of the fueding girls, in a attempt to stop them (Like in the 1st movie.).
BAM!
Ash groaned, as Brock peeled the teenager from the wall. Misty and Jessie laughed, before giving each other dirty glares after. May and Dawn sighed, and grabbed the makeup kit. Dawn pulled out a tube of lipstick and started to apply it on May. Jessie ran over and did her hair.
"Bakas." Misty rolled her eyes and took her place back, beside Ash, folding her arms and leaning on the wall.
"Hey, roses are my thing!" Drew accused, pointing a finger at James.
"No way, Twerp, it was mine first!" James snapped back.
Drew and James started to attack each other with roses, in a attempt to cut each other with the thorns.
"So." Gary scratched his head, trying to start a conversation with Paul. "How about them Electibuz, huh?"
"Sports are pointless." Paul said, almost monotonusly. "Just like you."
Gary edged away from the boy, bumping into Misty. Unforetunetly for Gary, he stepped on Misty's foot. Misty shoved him into Kenny, who shoved him into Ash, who shoved him into Paul, who shoved him into Jessie, who shoved him into James and Drew's fight with the roses. Poor Gary was all cut up by the almighty power of the thorns. (A/N: Ahaha.. bad joke.)
"My..spleen.." Gary spluttered, before passing out on the floor. (A/N: One down..ten to go.. muahahaha. Jk.)
"Whoops." Misty laughed nervously, scratching the back of her head. "I hope I didn't hurt him."
"It wouldn't be a first, Misty." Ash sighed, as Misty smacked him from the back of his head. He passed out on the floor, right next to his ex-rival.
"...Oops..Sorry, Ash." Misty's voice wavered slightly as Brock dragged them to the corner, so that they wouldn't be injured any more.
May, Dawn and Jessie suddenly stood up, faces now full of make up, their hair done, and, magically, new outfits. Drew and James stopped, and Kenny turned his head. Their jaws dropped, and they ran over to their respective crushes, and started drooling over them. Paul snorted and looked away, a faint blush piercing his face.
Ash and Gary slowly woke up, and ran over to the girls, spitting out random pickup lines. (A/N: Can anybody see Ash using pickup lines? Seriously..) Misty grew angry and tugged Ash back by the ear, scolding. (A/N: Although, I can see that.)
Brock still wasn't immune to pretty-girl-syndrome. But since Jessie was the only one not too young for him, he ran straight for her. James attacked him, and soon, they were in a dog fight. Jessie sweatdropped.
"Aww, but Misty, why can't you be pretty like that?!"
WHAM!
"I'm sorry! Your pretty.. just not that pretty..."
WHAM!
"YOUR GORGEOUS! YOUR STUNNING! I LOVE YOU!" Ash held his hands in front of his face, totally unaware of what he had just confessed.
Misty lowered her mallet, blushing slightly. "Excuse me?"
"Your gorgeous?"
"No, the other one."
"Your stunning?"
"No, the other one."
"I already said, 'Your gorgeous?'"
"NO, THE THIRD OPTION!"
"I said a third one?"
WHAM!
Poor Ash was hit anyways.
Back with the other crew...
Gary went to flirt with Dawn, but Kenny wrapped an arm around her waist protectively, as Dawn pecked him on the cheek. Gary turned to May, but Drew grabbed May, dipped her, and kissed her passionately on the lips. May nearly had a heart attack, but soon melted in the kiss. Dawn 'aww'-ed.
Soon, Brock was unconcious, so James walked up to Jessie and wrapped his arm around her shoulder. "Excuse me, did you ask to put your arm around me?"
"...Can I put my arm around you?"
"Sure, why not?"
James grinned and put his arm back.
Brock regained sight. "That's great, now we're just waiting for these two to get together." Brock nudged his head in Ash and Misty's direction. Misty grew bright red, and after a few moments of thinking, (A/N: He looked like he was constipated while doing so.), he copied her.
"We're just friends." Ash held up his hands in defense.
"What Ash said." Misty nodded in approval.
"Oh sure, that's what you say." May grinned. "But your Dairy says otherwise."
"...Shut up!" Misty hissed in harsh tone.
Ash processed this...
"You like me?"
Misty sighed and simply grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, and pulled him into a passionate kiss.
"Somehow, I knew Misty was going to make the first move." Dawn grinned.
"Ash is to dense to even understand flirts."
"I tried to teach him how to flirt." Brock shrugged. "He didn't learn anything."
Drew leaned in over to May and whispered in her ear. "Probably for the better."
May nodded and giggled slightly.
Suddenly, there was a rumbling, and then it stopped. The lantern went out.
"It's dark." Ash inquired. There was a nudging sound, and somebody groaned.
"I'll get the lantern." Meowth, who was taking a nap the whole time, tried to grab the lantern. Instead, he tripped over it, and it went flying it into the air, and, you guessed it, through the hole in the roof of the elevator. "Um..."
"Meowth, I am going to bloody kill you." Misty snapped through the darkness after some silence.
"For once, I agree with you, Twerp." Jessie nodded, although nobody could see it.
The two violent girls advanced on the cat pokemon.
"Uh oh..."
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Sorry to Ash fans.. I like to exagerate the character's flaws. For example, Misty was overly angry, Ash was just stupid, and Paul was very dark. Also, I haven't seen that many episodes with Drew in it, so he may seem OOC. Okay! Review and you'll get another chapter.. If I feel like it. Jk, I just want to know that this is being read.
Love ya!