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Name's Cait (Caitlyn) I am a junior in college now and I just read over my profile that I haven't redone in four years... and it kinda freaked me out. Ahah. I was way too hyper back then. I may not have posted in a while, college and all, but I want to start back up again! Like always, I do too much, so the next chapter is never up on time (sorry). My favorite series are Law and Order SVU, NCIS, and very recently Supernatural! Hoping to get my first Supernatural fic out in a few months and also finished the long overdue sequel to "But He's Still Gone"! A little fun fact though.. 9 times out of 10, the stories I read have to be complete because if they aren't and I have to wait for a chapter I get bored and don't care about that fic anymore. Not always 100% true..but just putting it out there. I may still be a bit out there but I've learned a lot about myself in the past few year. Hopefully it can shine through. Also, I'd love to Beta read. I've been really busy in the past but that's the past. If help is wanted, I'm here. Also, I've recently changed my Pen Name from " Stabler 'n' Gibbs' Gurl " to " Dean 'n' Gibbs' Gurl ".

My Parings -

Law and Order: Special Victums Unit = Elliot/Olivia (EO)

Supernatural = Dean/Castiel (Destiel) - Sam/Gabrial (Sabrial) or Sam/Balthazar (It's odd but I like it.)

Navy: NCIS = Gibbs/DiNozzo (Tibbs) - Gibbs/Abby (Gabby) or Tony/Gibbs/Abby (Although in the show it's Tony and Ziva)

Jag = Mac/Harm or Harm/Mac

CSI: New York = Mac/Stella (SMacked) or hell...anyone with Mac.

Da quando ha diversi diventare male?
Da quando ha parlato la mente diventare offensiva?
Da quando ha chiesto di onestà farti menzogne?
Quando vi ha fatto diventare giudicare diritto?
Da quando ha fatto il razzismo, la guerra, e la segregazione ricorso?
Da quando ha fatto abuso di bambini essere considerato normale?
E ancor più...
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I've been dying to find out what the rules of one Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs were...so I posted this story and asked if anyone knew what they were or where I could find them...I thank everyone so so much for the help...and it turns out that there are now 3 # 1's and two# 3's and # 38's. some #'s aren't even there but they'll show up in due time ] and now the rules of L.J. Gibbs - found out that in the episode Switch Gibbs told Ziva there are about 50 rules! I don't know if that includes # 1's # 3's and # 38's-
( When there's a [star] next to it, it's new!)

Gibb's Rules -(The most important rules you'll ever learn!)- :

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #1: Never surrender

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #11: When the case is done ... walk away

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, EVER involve lawyers!

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #28: Never run with sharp objects

Rule #29: Never fall asleep at your desk while handwriting a report

Rule #38: Never Interrupt Gibbs while he's talking to a redhead

Rule #38: Your case, Your lead

*Rule #40: If you think someone's out to get you, they are

Rule #42: To get the right answers you have to ask the right questions

*Rule #44: First things first, hide the women and children first

*Rule #51: Sometimes you're wrong

Unknown Rule #(most commonly used): Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness

Found out that there are rules for Tony and Abby too. There's one or two for Kate and Ziva but the three most important (I think) are Gibbs, Tony and Abby (sorry for all the McGee lovers out there...I couldn't find any rules from him)

Tony's Rules -- :

Rule #1: Never sit on the sidelines when your people need you.

Rule #2: If a sexually attractive female is involved in the case ALWAYS hit on her.

Rule #3: Never underestimate your opponent.

Rule #4: Always seek out a movie analogy.

Rule #5: Take every opportunity to do a Tommy Lee Jones speech from the Fugitive.

Rule #6: When doing Tommy Lee Jones impressions, get the accent right.

Rule #7: Always defuse a situation with humor rather than resorting to authoritarianism.

Rule #8: Always make sure your work is done but make it look like you are just lazing around.

Rule #9: If said work is not yet done, come back in the middle of the night to complete it.

Rule #10: Do not fall in love when working undercover.

Rule #11: Do not go undercover posing as the boyfriend of anyone.

Rule #12: Be very careful whom you tongue-kiss: it might be a man in disguise.

Rule #13: Never pick on a probie when he is down.

Rule #14: Maintain the morale of the rest of the team, even when you have sufficient experience to be really very worried about Gibbs.

Rule #15: Develop a first name working relationship with the Director but defer to Gibbs

Unknown Rule #: Never date/marry a woman that can eat more than

Kate's Rule -- :

Rule #1: Never ask a woman her age if you want to live

Abby's Rules -- :

Rule #1: Remember my birthday.

Rule #2: Treat the team as family: desertion not permitted.

Rule #3: Scientists do not rely on luck.

Rule #4: Gibbs' gut is allowed to be lucky because he is not a scientist.

Rule #5: Don't forget to defrag your computer.

Rule #6: Trust the evidence.

Rule #7: Trust Gibbs.

Rule #8: Dress codes are for other people.

Rule #9a: Always keep a spare(Caff-Pow)

Rule #9b: Be kind to your equipment

Rule #10: Be happy.

Unknown Rule #: Always have a reserve

Ziva's Rule -- :

Rule #1: If it annoys you, kill it.

Theses are the many Unknown Rules (mostly by Gibbs but there are some where there said by more then one. I'll put the initial next to it, most of you will know who, but if you don't...find out or message me.)

G/A: Unofficial Rule A: We don't believe in coincidence.
A: Unofficial Rule B: But we do believe in bad luck.
G: Unofficial Rule C: Don't speak geekspeak, speak English.
G: Unofficial Rule D: Headslap only the back of your underlings' heads: anything else would be demeaning. A slap on the face is humiliating, whereas a cuff to the back of the head is a wakeup call).
G/T: Unofficial Rule E: Always anticipate
G: Unofficial Rule F: Know how to do every job that your underlings can dothis rule falls down if one your underlings happens to be Tim McGee, but we would all get a good laugh watching Gibbs trying to hack into the CIA's computers)
G: Unofficial Rule G: If a computer doesn’t work, hit it.
G: Unofficial Rule H: Always acknowledge good work by underlings.
G: Unofficial Rule I: When using Truth by Intimidation, always remain silent for at least a count of 5 after doing the act of intimidation, at which point the canary will sing.
G/T: Unofficial Rule J: When in the interrogation room, stop the recording devices when the information strays into personal matters irrelevant to the investigatione.g., don’t ask/don’t tell rules for gay Marines, revelations of unrequited love)
T/K/G: Unofficial Rule K: When your cell phone breaks, have DiNozzo "fix" it unwrap a new one from the supply drawer
G/T: Unofficial Rule L: Always ask for permission to touch the body: it belongs to the M.Examiner Ducky has been known to get stroppy if anyone spoils his crime scene, he reportedly threw somebody down a hill
T/K: Unofficial Rule M: When doing a shootout, don’t kill the hostage and avoid shooting off their ear.
T/J/Z: Unofficial Rule N: Don't call Ziva 'Ma'am' and don’t call Jenny 'Madam Director', if you want to live.
G: Unofficial Rule O: When hacking the CIA, give underlings a get out of jail free pass.
T: Unofficial Rule P: When breaking others' rules, do not get caught.
T/G: Unofficial Rule Q: If you want to gain access to a secure area to investigate, carry a cup of coffee and some paperwork and act like you belong.
T: Unofficial Rule R: Never, ever (ever) get Ziva angry.