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 Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Harry Potter, and Avatar: Last Airbender. ... I don't even know what to put here... Not quite so active anymore. I blame college and Tumblr. I also have a GoodReads, if you're interested in following what I read. I guess the real reason why I haven't just deleted everything is because, back when I was active, I grew really close to a couple of people and, if they ever want to look me up, I want them to be able to find this profile and know that I'm still alive. If you're one of those people, feel more than welcome to contact me using the above links. If you just want to get to know me, I love meeting new people. |
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Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
Stochastic Sex by jAnon reviews
Kirk, on Spock: "Mathematicians do it in theory." Spock, in response to Kirk: "Mathematicians prove they did it." K/S, Sulu/Chekov trash talk/humor, pure maths style. If you understand this, huge props to you!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Assassin and the Dolphin by jabotus reviews
AU. KakaIru. After a failing to kill his target, Kakashi never expected to find himself drowning in the ocean. Nor did he expect to be rescued by a merman…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,674 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Cheat by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
D/H. One would think it was bittersweet, this adultery thing, but it varies from day to day. NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Whirlpool by obsidian-rain reviews
Sasuke is the biggest playboy in school, he's athletic, smart, and has perfect features. He’s able to get any girl he wants, but he is only attracted to that damned, innocent boy, Uzumaki Naruto. SN Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,783 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bulge by soupcan reviews
Snape learns why not to give the Weasley twins detention. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Severus S., Fred W. - Complete
Wand Length by soupcan reviews
Draco finds out that wand length is proportional to something else. Oneshot. Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Whimper by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
H/D. Draco wants to know the reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paperwork to Love by soupcan reviews
When Hawkeye catches Roy burning paperwork again, she forces him to move in with Ed. Unfortunately for Ed, Roy has a crush on him, though Ed doesn't know, and the apartment only has one bed. All in all, it's just another headache for both of them. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Roy M., Edward E.
Mirrors of Yesterday by ZaKai reviews
COMPLETE. 34 year old Edward Elric finds himself standing in a city he thought he’d never see again; in a time that had already come and gone in the distant memories of his past. Eventual RoyEd, Mentions of past EdOC, past platonic HeiEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,070 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Light Stick by soupcan reviews
L has a rather odd reason to be staring at a light stick... Oneshot. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Neither Heaven nor Hell by soupcan reviews
Light never thought that his use of the Death Note could punish him in such a manner... Or that he would be so attached to L... L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Love, Shakespeare by 1147694 reviews
[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Sex Change of Hogwarts by Caspre reviews
Thanks to Malfoy, Harry's been cursed into a girl! His revenge..seducing him--but there are other things to consider..like Malfoy's sex-appeal that he just cannot ignore..and of course the guys' reaction in his dorm when he wants to get changed! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,988 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Frailty by We are DesCom reviews
Frailty n. State of being weak or delicate.How ironic. Ironic that frailty described him perfectly. He was not handled carefully, so he became broken. Broken beyond repair...SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,301 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Royal Misfortune by Ally Inu reviews
Sasuke was going to make her SWOON over him. Even if he had to break her neck to make her. To bad she's a he. SasukeNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Salsa without the dip by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anonymous Strangers by brumalbreeze reviews
This world is full of strangers. A name with a face, a face with a name. Sometimes with no name or even a face. But when you gain a face and name together, what does that mean? Are you still strangers? Ask them. Maybe they will know. [SasuNaruSasu, AU]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tengoku to Jigoku: Yoru no Kasumi by We are DesCom reviews
He wanted Sasuke to be only his. But Sasuke was never his to begin with. Even when Sasuke came to him, he saw him as her...It needed to end, that was why...SasuNaru...Warning: Suicide and hints of rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Current Lack Of Inspiration by AsianOne reviews
[AU]Burn your wings.[NejiSakuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Difficulties of Being a Vampire by balanced insanity reviews
Who here is sick of: Harry's emo, watch him be angsty, become a vampire, and then commit suicide type stories? I guess you could call this a parody with it's own plot! note: this is all in good humor HPxDM slash later on R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Running Into Each Other by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
[Kakairu] After meeting each other after the genin exams, Kakashi and Iruka get to know each other better. ....Wow, better than the description sounds, I promise!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Lost Without Love by Obob reviews
Harry has gotten good at evading Volty. In desperation, Volty abducts Ron, to bait Harry. What crazy lengths will Hermione go to in order to get Ron back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006
Sleep by Second Storey Stairwell reviews
It's ironic. I tried so hard not to wake him, now all I wish is that I could. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Warmth by Arima-Go-Ko-Kun reviews
Akira loves go. Hikaru loves Akira. One chilly night at the Touya’s, they find a happy medium.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
I Bless You? by Alyssa Keserra reviews
Ntsh. Harry jumped at the soft sound from behind him what was that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Jim steele by 1147694 reviews
[I was starting to feel pretty sexy and all, but I was a little nervous anyway.] Naruto is a little nervous the first time he kisses Sasuke. NarutoSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Bee by rurouni madness-battousai obsession reviews
Sisters Kaoru and Tomoe get into an argument and Kaoru ends up challenging Tomoe to switch lives with her. But while Kaoru is pretending to be her sister, she starts falling for Tomoe's finace, Kenshin. Will she ever want to swich back now? KK SM AT
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Vivify you by 1147694 reviews
[Teaching you how to live] AU. SasuNaru. «Far from it. We will speak about our arrangement.» «Our arrangement?» Konoha High School. A student, a teacher. And a secret that will tie them in a strange arrangement.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Paper Thin Restraint by Mizurio reviews
[Yaoi SanoKenSano] Upon misinterpratation, Kaoru listens in on an odd conversation and imagines what's really happening. The only thing stopping her from conferming her suspisions a ridiculously thin paper door.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sanosuke, Kenshin - Complete
Hell Is The Other by R. Liam reviews
Tsunade was holding their hands, “After all, you’d be spending every second with each other for sixty five days.” She tied a red string around Naruto’s wrist and tied its other end around Sasuke's. SasuNaru. [in progress...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,898 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/12/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Spontaneous Lust Spells by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 260 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If They Missed by TiredBreach reviews
What would've happened if the two boys had actually missed eachothers lips? [SasuNaru] Would it be the same? Or completely different? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke just wanted one chance to be with Naruto and he's going to get it, no matter what. Even if it meant showing that he was prettier than that Sakura that Naruto crushes on… [SasuNaru AU yaoi, fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Metaphorical blissbubble by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Princes and Frogs by rurouni madness-battousai obsession reviews
James ends up making a bet with Snape that he can get Lily to go the ball and kiss him before the month is over. But Lily hates James. Things go from bad to worse when James also accidentally drinks a potion that turns him into a frog at night!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Sign of Affection by Seto's Darkness reviews
Edward wants to know why Envy insists on calling him 'ochibisan', while looking at him that way... [EnvyEd yaoi, shounenai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Candy Cane Addiction by Dazed Dreamer reviews
Shino is addicted to candy canes...It's all Kiba's fault. ShinoKiba. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Pretty Princess Orochimaru by Sexee Kakashi reviews
Inspired by Pretty Princess Sanzo, what IF Orochimaru were a princess? Nothin, just bored that's all...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Promise by GodofContradiction reviews
I made a promise... to myself... a long time ago... Deathfic. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Taking Your Life Back by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
[COMPLETE]It's high school, what do you expect, a fairytale romance? There's no such thing as romance for Naruto Uzumaki...[SasuNaru Various MM Yaoi AU LEMON]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,230 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Perfect Love Confession by Quack says the T-shape reviews
‘Sasuke, roses are red, violets are blue, I like cocks up my ass and yours will do!’ Naruto tries to write the perfect love confession to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Belt Buckles Could Never be so Misleading by balanced insanity reviews
Draco loves Harry, Harry loves someone else...Draco needs to make Harry jealous and he knows exactly who to use...mwahaha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mispronunciation by Seto's Darkness reviews
Poor, oblivious Naruto. He mistakenly declared that he has, pornographic, instead of photographic, memory. And when Sasuke hears it... [SasuNaru yaoi, highschool AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unfamiliar Embrace by BrokenSouledPoetess reviews
Learning the meaning of love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
the same old story with a twist by balanced insanity reviews
Yes, Harry and Draco are shoved into a broom closet for hours, sounds repetative doesn't it? Trust me, IT'S NOT. Please r&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirty by piperlime reviews
...and for the first time he had never felt so dirty...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
My Own Worst Enemy by SS Lupin reviews
Who could’ve guessed that, six years after Voldemort’s defeat, Harry Potter would have a naked exDeath Eater in his flat? His childhood enemy, a ferret, the first guy to appear in his dreams and make him realize that girls would never do it for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rumors by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto's running away from the crazy fangirls who think that he's going out with Sasuke. Tired of it all, he turns to Sasuke to back up his statements. Only to find out that Sasuke doesn't really mind the rumors that much... [SasuNaru, shounenai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
About Last Night by writehanded reviews
Urameshi Yusuke wakes up with a pounding hangover in an unknown bed, next to the last person he'd suspect...Hello, Mortification. My name is Yusuke. You seem so familiar. Perhaps we've met before...?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Not For Long by Smiles Fade. Music Plays reviews
As Gaara's condition in Suna deteriorates, Tsunade has her best student help him mentally. Emotionless? Not for Long! Gaara soon realizes Love, Jealousy, and Happiness with his newfound therapist. SakuGaa, SakuKiba, SakuNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Absence Smurfs the Smurf Yonder by PerilsofRosella reviews
Hefty is the Smurf's Smurf, brawny and tough... except when Weepy is in trouble! Let's be frank: this is a homosexual romance in the Smurf universe. If you don't like the idea, don't read it!
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Things You Will Never Know About Draco Malfoy by alsdssg reviews
Malfoy writes a letter to his father he has no intention of owling him after the battle with Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
The Destruction of Voldy and the Sixth Horcrux by alsdssg reviews
Like the title says. Not meant to be taken seriously. Just a random shot a comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Mercy Me by AsianOne reviews
He's insane. He's without hope. Without faith. And soon without will to live. When a interesting young woman who sees color in sound promises him she can change all that will he finally be able to trust someone? [LEMON ALERT]SakuGaa. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
He Thinks He Loves Me by alsdssg reviews
Just a little poem about Arya's feeling about Eragon's affection for her.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
Perfect Candidate by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke thinks of what qualities should his future wife have. Unsurprisingly, he found those on… Naruto [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 308 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
Simplicity by VyxenSkye reviews
EDITED! Yaoi, SanoKen, Oneshot. Sano thinks back as he watches Kenshin sleep.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kenshin, Sanosuke - Complete
Walking Backwards by Dyslexic Angel reviews
[ONESHOT] Sometimes it seems like all he has to do is stand still. I run as fast as I can, but as long as I'm walking backwards, he just keeps getting further ahead... A day in the life of Naruto. Introspec, not much angst. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Who's That Girl! by Ashvolt reviews
All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,503 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 256 - Published: 1/23/2006 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Christmas Lists for Dummies by fantasylover12001 reviews
Naruto has always prided himself on being the best gift giver. But when it comes to choosing a gift for his best friend, Sasuke, he hits a serious speed bump. YAOI, SasuNaru, KakaIru. Mentions of SakuLee, ShikaIno, and KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Too Many by DreamWeaver619 reviews
After a night of drinking too much sake Kenshin accidently leaves his sakabato in Sano's room after they staggered home. When he goes back for it, things get interesting...[One Shot] Shonenai.....sort of.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Kenshin, Sanosuke - Complete
Don't Speak by Hitokiri-Kitsune reviews
[SasuNaru] The world didn’t matter, nor did any of the people in it. The only ones that existed in their minds were each other. And things were better that way, it seemed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005
If Only Sauron was Smarter by Csillan.Rose reviews
Sauron could easily have won the war. How, you ask? Well, with a series of cunning tactics, he could have had all of Middle Earth on his side… Humor fic, R & R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
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After reviews
Maybe I think too much. Not during the act itself, that is. During our time together, I can only feel the crisp white sheets beneath me. His heat seeping through my skin, his sweat meeting mine every time he moves, his hands working their way from chest to stomach while every nerve in my body itches to move closer, closer, wishing there was a way to melt into him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Benefits reviews
AU: Who says friends with benefits won't work out? One-shot. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Elephant reviews
AU One way a person can feel isolated, even within a group of friends. one-sided Lavender/Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Lavender B., Ron W.
Chocoholic Writes a Story reviews
I've done the impossible, I've fallen in love with my worst enemy. So what do I do? Set him up with my best friend of course! one-sided NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,084 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Of Jesus and Avocadoes reviews
Challenge Fic Harry, drunk on sleeping potion, finds an unwilling victim to torment: Draco Malfoy. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shelter in the Trees reviews
I head towards the direction of the trees. I've always been comforted by the woods. I don't know why, but everything always seems to make sense there. one-sided SanoKen Challenge-fic for soupcan
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sanosuke, Kenshin - Complete
Addicted reviews
The school talent show: the most boring 2 hours you will ever expirience in your life. But maybe it isn't so bad if InuYasha's singing a love song for you... Warning: Kagome bashing
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Inuyasha, Kōga - Complete
Marital Problems reviews
After fighting for 2 years now, Kagome forces Miroku and Sango to see a marriage councilor. But will the councilor be able to handle them WITHOUT going crazy?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Miroku, Sango
101 Sleepless Nights reviews
Naruto has some [cough,cough] interesting dreams about Sasuke, but will Sakura take this lying down? SasuNaru, ShikaIno, GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
30 Minutes and Counting reviews
30 minutes. 30 minutes until I realize she couldn't care less about me.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
