A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.

Inuyasha and Kagome are asked to adopt a coyotehanyou child from Arizona.

Deck the halls! Megamind is going to stay with Roxanne and her family for Christmas. There's only one problem: her family doesn't know who he is yet, and breaking the news is going to be difficult. Sequel to Hallows' Eve. Currently rated T, but that's going to change.

In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.

Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.

Sometimes those who seem to have it all, don't. Rising star reporter Roxanne Ritchi is left pondering the drawbacks of her career when she can't even get a date for her birthday. But by the end of the night she'll be pondering other things.

The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.

An unorganized collection of Garrus/Femshep scenes, ranging from ME2 to ME3. Explores various angles of their relationship. Subverts/inverts/averts some common fanon tropes while upholding others.

Garrus, Shepard, and a hell of a lot of banter. ME2 setting with throwback to ME1; friendship and eventual romance with emphasis on dialogue and character development. Rated M for language.

Falling in love is easy-it's staying in love that's hard. Shepard and Garrus' fight to reconcile their cultural differences is complicated by family and foes conspiring to tear them apart. Sequel to "Where Angels Fear To Tread." Partial story only.

In matters of life and death, it's our journey to understand the universe, ourselves and those we care about that keeps us truly alive. For many that path includes love, loss, betrayal & violence. FemShepXGarrus. Covers time from ME2-3, flashbacks to ME1, graphic.

Collection of various mini-fills for the Kmeme. Fill 12: Moments - Sometimes Shepard just really needs a hug. Shakarian.

Twelve years after the end of the war, Shepard is living a quiet, retired life, having put her past behind her. An encounter with an old friend makes her reconsider some choices and just might give both of them another chance at happiness. A story about friendship, love, and blending families. FemShep/Garrus, references to past FemShep/Kaidan and Garrus/OC.

Shepard is distracted. So is Garrus. Awkwardness ensues.

-AU- Roxanne is engaged to Metro Man. But one day, after Megamind nabs her for yet another plot, he's shocked to discover just how badly the "hero" has been treating her. Now it's time for the villain to save his damsel from the hero. -T for abuse-

They have become masters of speaking without words.

It's a Shepard and Vakarian thing.

Magic returns to Storybrooke bringing back magical illnesses as well. 'Love Flu' is going around and it's catching. Swan Queen.

"So, both of his mothers were liars, Henry concluded, just a bit sourly. Then, in the next second, he knew just what it was that he wanted most for his birthday. 'I wish,' he thought, and wished with all his might, 'I wish that for just one day, neither of my moms could tell a lie.' And then he blew the candle out." — Swan Queen. OneShot.

Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.

A series of snapshots of Val Shepard's life, arranged alphabetically. References to Shepard/Garrus and Shepard/Liara.

When "It'll be fun!" bears too striking a resemblance to "death by humiliation." A Citadel DLC ficlet.

Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.

Summer vacation takes a turn for the crazy, as Link and his friends run into old friends, old enemies, and learn that life is not like a beach movie. Sequel to "The Weekly Hyrule News."

Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.

Sheriff Emma Swan is pulled from her boring morning by an emergency phone call. When she reaches the scene of the accident, and the woman by the side of the road has no idea who she is, it's clear this won't be over quickly. Post curse, Swan Queen. Cover credit to AvalancheRun

"Welcome to the Vakarian family, Commander Shepard." "What?" she said blankly. It's a strange awakening, when you're in the company of strangers who treat you as family. Post-ME3.

Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.

Everyday life on Omega isn't the easiest, but it can be good... until the plague hits. Female Human OC/Male Turian OC, Shepard cameo

"You're in love with her - why don't you just admit it?" / What does it take to get Regina and Emma to admit that they're together? A little help from a friend, of course.

Emma just rolled her eyes. "I can't believe that everyone in town is going to pretend to be married to someone of the same sex. And I also can't believe that you have me married to Regina!" / Ruby's still playing matchmaker and this time, Emma and Regina end up married for the day.

Megamind's first kill was entirely by accident… and so was Miss Ritchie's. AU, Dark!fic

The 'Frequent Kidnapping Card' and Megamind's personal weapon - Roxanne wants to know what they have in common and why they deviate from his usual style. She ends up learning more about him, and herself, than she ever expected. (revised 12/15)

A surprise attraction between two Normandy crewmembers develops into something more. Liara/Garrus; references to FemShep/Kaidan.

When a routine reconnaissance mission goes awry, Shepard and Garrus are pushed to the bounds of their endurance.

As Shepard reaches the end of her life, she finds herself suddenly thrown back on Eden Prime. Will she use what she knows to change the future, or try to preserve the timeline? Kink meme fill. Rating for sex and language.

Shepard returns from the abyss, but she's broken, and her old friend, Garrus, has spent the last two years in hell. But maybe they can repair the damage... together. Possible game spoilers. Still in progress, continues into ME3 and beyond. Yes, there are sexytimes. Sporadic updates, love-driven writing engine.

Garrus has a brief discussion with Shepard on becoming Primarch after some much deserved sexy-times. M for obvious reasons.

Even in peacetime, the nightmares keep her up some nights. But he's always there for her, even when he's not. Shepard/Vakarian. Post-ME3. Pure, unabashed romantic nonsense.

Karkat and Terezi have a rather...interesting movie night, filled with popcorn, crappy romcoms, and an unwanted intrusion.

Life is about more than survival. Life is about more than existing. A mortal reaches out to a god and tries to teach it the meaning of being alive, and the difference between death and destruction. MAJOR SPOILERS. Set after 'Gestalt', during ME3.

And then he was kissing her. There was nothing romantic in the gesture, there was only desperation. He kissed her over and over and over.

The crew's favorite things.

Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell

When Shepard strolled into the lounge, wearing civvies and a smile, Garrus knew the time had finally come, whether they were ready or not. She'd lined them up in her scope and was preparing to take her shot.

She could scrape away the Cerberus paint and tear away the Cerberus symbols, but she couldn't change the Cerberus science that had raised her from the dead, or the Cerberus cybernetics under her skin. Shepard deals with hard truths after Omega 4.

Regina stumbles across a sleeping Emma... who happens to be saying Regina's name in her sleep.

Regina arranges for Sidney to spy on Emma and collect evidence of bad behavior. Regina isn't expecting to find those pictures so... distracting.

When a house fire brings sudden tragedy to a well-known family in Metro City, Megamind and Roxanne are forced to address their sentiments towards Wayne. Sequel to Cold Fusion: True North. Rated T for language and mature concepts. COMPLETE.

Before going through the Omega 4 relay, Garrus and Shepard have a night to remember. M for interspecies awkwardness. Fluff, too.

Some people are friends because they like each other. Other people are friends out of spite. Mentioned Shepard/Vakarian.

He'd been putting it off, and when he'd finally worked up the courage to ask, their quiet moment was rudely interrupted. Shepard/Vakarian.

Certain conversations are like mighty fortresses - you don't want to approach them without a plan of attack. Shepard/Vakarian.

It was going to be a joke. At least, that's what she told herself as she opened her mouth and the words, "We could test your reach… and my flexibility," fell out.

Response to a masskink prompt. Appearances matter, particularly to turians seriously considering something more serious in a relationship. Garrus, his new armor and new casual clothes, and all the people quietly rooting for FemShep and him.

The commander could have anyone, but the point is that she doesn't.

Commander Nina Shepard has a nightmare and her favorite turian is there to make it all better. Oneshot. Romance. Rated M for what goes on under the covers.

Emma can't shut her big mouth in front of Regina when it comes to mentioning her Friday night plans. What happens if Regina comes along?

It was a good day when Primarch Victus didn't have to deal with turian politics or Commander Shepard's antics. It was a bad day when he had one. There was no word for both.

Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.

A Western AU with characters based on those from the movie Megamind.

And another kinkmeme fill. In a non-Reaper AU, F!Shepard is stuck with her former mentor Nihlus and his former mentor Saren on a wrecked ship in space for a length of time. Tensions between them are resolved kinkmeme style.

Ruby sees what Emma and Regina don't and she's determined to get them together and have some fun along the way. Storybrooke's many fairs and festivals provide a back drop to the beginnings of her plan. / Swan Queen pairing

When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Shepard discovers what Garrus has been recording with his visor all this time and leaves him a little surprise of her own. FemShep/Garrus, M for xenosexings.

Shepard comes to grips with the realities of a romantic relationship with a member of her team. Fornax serves double duty as a relationship aid, though not always in the obvious sense.

She calls them freckles, the little spots of darker toned skin that decorate her face. He traces the path they take, over the slope of her nose and across the bones of her cheeks. - Takes place after ME3 but no real spoilers.

Shepard finally discovers why Garrus never takes his goddamn visor off, not even for sex. Fem!Shep/Garrus with a side of Vega, Kaidan and Cortez. No real spoilers. Fill for Kmeme.

Possible spoilers for Mass Effect 3. An alternate ending to the game, surrounding Shepard and Garrus' relationship. FemshepxGarrus. Rated for some cursing.

Kaidan and Garrus have a sane and rational discussion about the woman they both love. Takes place after ME 2. Shepard/Garrus, past Shepard/Kaidan.

Notoriously poor driver, whether of military grade tanks or civilian vehicles. Cannot cook cuisine more advanced than microwave nutri-gel. Known allergy to dogs and varren, correctible with medication. Highly susceptible to sunburn. Approach with caution.

Megamind has everything planned to a T to make his Valentine's night out with Roxanne one she will not soon forget. But there are some things even the incredibly handsome genius can't control. Will a change of plans make him change his mind? The story of a date gone wrong... gone right. (Post-movie.)

Shepard asks Garrus for some sniper training. Things get... up close and personal. Rated M for sexual situations.

Some ChellDOS fluff for Valentine's Day, because I couldn't get the image of GLaDOS covered in cookie dough out of my head. She is not the best at baking, guys.

Garrus is too old to have a crush, much less one on his human commanding officer. All his logic doesn't stop the fact that he's hopelessly hooked on her. His only hope now is to play it cool so she doesn't find out. Mass meme fill, three chapters long.

Different Megamind oneshots that include humor, romance, angst, and more! Chapter 3 - Swimming: Roxanne goes to the pool to relax, but Megamind comes along to kidnap her. This time, she won't let him. Rated T in general, each story has it's own rating.

Robotic amnesia and a quiet escape. This is a story about guilt. AU android!Wheatley/Chell.

Garrus and Shepard hit the town to get supplies for the Normandy as well as some alone time. The only problem is that the town is Omega - and Omega hits back.

Wheatley tries to do Rattman one better. Wheatley/Chell.

Wheatley's never been off his Management Rail. Oneshot, Wheatley/Chell.

Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!

Twilight Sparkle devises a new experiment to test Pinkie's Pinkie Sense. But when the experiment takes an unexpected turn, Twilight must try to understand her feelings for Pinkie and unravel the secrets of Pinkie Sense.

AU, oneshot. Roxanne wakes up to find a strange creature systematically destroying her apartment. Metro Man is busy. Rated T for language.

Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!

Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.

Based on the movie but not your standard re-telling, read the story of Megamind and Roxanne's romance through his changing interpretations of Roxanne's hair. Later chapters are a bit higher than T Rating mainly due to slight bit of gore and language

Small vignettes from a life not meant to be. Follows "Until the End". Chell/human Wheatley.

a masskink request to continue from where Continuing Struggles left off. Renagade F!Shep has finished training as a Spectre, so there's no reason to hang around and fight with Saren anymore. Or is there?

Wheatley just didn't understand why ice cream could make humans, particularly Chell, so happy. So, he decides to ask her about it. Oneshot. Major Chelley fluff. Core Wheatley, not human Wheatley.

Roxanne was the damsel in distress. The pawn. The throwaway character. The walking cliche. A retelling of the film from her point of view, however, indicates that this most definitely wasn't the case.

What if Walter had found a different way to save the other world's Peter? Some things would be better. Some things would be worse. But everything would be a whole lot different.

Part Two of Cold Fusion. Metro City is under repair, and an angry young man wants to make a name for himself. More importantly, Megamind and Roxanne are together...but how long can he expect it to last? Rated M for later chapters. Romance angst drama.

What if Megamind actually made a friend at the school when he was a child? What effect might that have had on him? Fits in with my "Redemption" AU/AR stories but understandable without reading them .

Princess Celestia surrounds herself with the most competent retainers in Equestria, but sometimes they go too far.

Baking cake is hard when your test subject is unhappy and the Adventure Core has hacked into your apartment. Chell/android!GLaDOS. ONE SHOT.

An eternity in space is too good for Wheatley according to GLaDOS, but before he can die he must live. Chell x human Wheatley. M for explicit content.

When Rarity is overwhelmed with making designs for an exhibition, she turns to Applejack for advice. But when she gives a hair style treatment in return, the apple farmer lets her accent slip from southern drawl to sophisticated Manehattenite!

Oneshots. Kink. Shepard has sexy encounters with various Mass Effect characters: Nihlus, Tali, Wrex, every turian I can get my claws into... you get the idea. Final chapter: Garrus, darkly.

His lifestyle has trained him to treat any contact as an attack, to trust nothing good will last for long, to know he can never be allowed to have what he wants. He is so terrified of losing her - again - that the fears cling to him, until he's paralysed

How can Roxanne and Megamind be together, Metro Man retire, and Megamind be accepted in society as good, with no new villains and no fake deaths? Here's my version. AU/AR. Sequel to "Revenge" and "Beginning, or First Date With No Kidnapping "

When the assembly machine malfunctions one day Atlas is the only one rebuilt. As he roams the HUB alone, he contemplates the cause of his loneliness. One-shot.

Even when she's cuffed to a chair, Roxanne Ritchie is still in control - she's got him so wrapped around her finger it's a wonder his spine isn't a spiral.

The long-suffering kidanppee, Roxanne, sneaks into Megamind's lair to extract her own brand of revenge on the blue villain. A collaboration from Scarlet Frost and Porfeariah

My take on what goes on between Titan's defeat and the opening of the Megamind Museum. Megamind is made of some tough stuff, but there's a reason he was afraid of Titan.

Another fill for masskink - Shepard is still new to her LI's culture and way of treating relationships and therefore gets some advice from another human-turian couple before applying that newfound knowledge in that tryst before the Omega 4 relay.

Roxanne gets tired of waiting for Megamind to notice her feelings and during his next trap decides to take matters into her own hands. Rated M changed to M for a few smutty scenes later on.

Shepard's always had nightmares, so when Shepard starts moaning in her sleep, naturally Garrus wants to wake her up. Unfortunately for Shepard, it was hardly a nightmare. Now Garrus will have to make it up to her. Masskink meme fill. Rated M for lemon.

Shepard goes alone on a mission, leaving a worried Garrus behind her. Upon her return, Garrus can't help feel hurt and angry at her. Spoilers for Arrival DLC. Mass Effect Kink Meme fill, thus M for lemon in the last chapter.

Some of Roxanne's earlier kidnappings at the hands of Megamind during which he shows he's not such a bad guy after all, going so far as to get revenge on her behalf or cure her illness. Not that our favorite blue villain would ever admit it. *Mild Swears*

A collection of 1,000-word one-shot snippets taken from the daily doings of Metro City's finest blue-bodied baddie.

Garrus is injured on a mission and behaves strangely afterward. A kmeme fill.

Complete! AU. Follows the trials and tribulations of Roxanne, a new office worker to Metro Cover where she meets Megamind, Minion, Metro Man, Hal and even Bernard in this romantic comedy escapade. Sexual content of both types!

This story is a bridge from ME2 to a postulated ME3. Assumes female paragon Shepherd and Garrus relationship. Contains implied human-alien sexuality and implied erotic content in chapter 12. Some language.

What starts as an innocent school trip leads to an unexpected adventure - and a more unexpected discovery - for young Megamind. Set at Christmas, includes many characters, set in both the past and the present.

Takes place after the fight with Tighten, but before the movie's epilogue. The story of what happened between Megamind and Roxanne in those months leading up to the museum scene - first date, kiss etc.

Megamind and Roxanne tie the knot. Short sequel to Melonkolie.

Sit in at the table on poker night with our favorite characters from the movie! Roxanne, Megamind, Minion, and Metro Man - with this unusual foursome, there's bound to be more to contend with that just how to play the game.

The power of doo-wop and The Google cannot be overestimated in crimefighting. Megamind and Bernard are afforded an opportunity for an overdue heart-to-heart. Absolutely silly one-shot.

Megamind stops by to visit Roxanne late one night and discovers something he did not know before.

In which Roxanne comes to realize that everything she thought she knew was wrong, and that it's our choices that make us who we are. Deleted scene fic, set toward the end of the movie.

Just when Roxanne thinks she's seen it all, Megamind decides to give her a brand new perspective. Written for a prompt on the LJ flashfic meme. Genfic. Set prior to the movie, so no established pairings. Just a few hints toward the future.

After becoming Megamind's lover, Roxanne realizes that that will not be the only difficult decision to be made in her odd relationship with her former kidnapper. In fact, they are soon faced with a problem that makes relationship issues seem tame.

Roxanne Ritchi goes all gangsta on Megamind. Before Christmas. Traditions, like rules, can be broken. Pre-movie AU, fairly light-hearted.

It's been a week since Tighten's defeat. Megamind and Roxanne are getting along just fine, thank you. But will a single late-night visit change things?

Megamind learns that being a hero is not only a blessing, but a burden.To find clarity, he spirits Roxanne and Minion away, hoping to learn more about the world that he has never belonged in. Three years from the defeat of Tighten.

Three times Megamind, Metro Man, or Roxanne called time-out during a battle. Pre-movie.

As sweet as this movie was, it obviously didn't have enough romantic moments to satisfy us. Right? Nine post-movie kisses that hopefully do the trick.

"I sifted the flour," he announced in a tone of great self-importance. "I'm better at sifting than Minion."

Roxanne Ritchi, 22 years old, just moved to Metro City. She's in for a shock when she gets there. The origins of the damsel in distress.

AU. When Metro City needs a hero, Roxanne Ritchi answers the call.

"The universe changed around me while I slept, and I've fought hard to catch up." Walking into hell? Well, at least she knew who had her back. Garrus/Fem!Shep, mentions Kaidan/Fem!Shep. Rated for language, little bit of sexuality. ME2 Spoilers.

Just a little short scene in which Megamind and Roxanne discuss some ideas for the future. . .specifically, what they're going to name their kids some day!

In-movie. Megamind contemplates the form his relationship with Roxanne has taken and if this is really the way he wants it.

Pre-film. Minion brings Megamind a birthday gift. Kidnapping Miss Ritchi always did cheer him up.

A collection of the various prompts I've answered so far for the Megamind flashfic thread. Rated 'T' just in case future chapters are a little more mature.

Short bit for Megamind's birthday. Roxanne wants to get him something, but it's not easy to shop for an alien super-genius.

After having a terrible nightmare, Megamind visits Roxanne, saying he "needs" her. Unfortunately, his nightmare fuels her own, and to add another twist, they find themselves sharing a dream - or rather, a nightmare. -'M' for Sexual Content and Gore-

Roxanne Ritchi is cold. Megamind warms her up.

Wherein Megamind is apprehended by an organization of superheroes, and Roxanne learns that she may be just a little bit crazier than she thought she was.

Megamind is feeling down and confused, but he gets a little up lift in a rather unusual way. This happens durring the movie, like after a few dates with Roxanne. Changed from one shot to three shot by popular demand. Enjoy! PLEASE REVIEW! PLEASE!

Megamind reflects on the good old days.

Post-film. When Roxanne, age ten, planned her life, she figured she'd have two kids by thirty-seven. That's not how it works out.

Just a series of vignettes about Shepard and Garrus and the important times in-between.

Sometimes, he feels useless. He small and lives in a bowl, but it's times like these that he feels like the very best minion ever. Guess this is turning into a series of Minion one shots! Thanks for reviewing everyone!

Pre-film. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get feelings. Or: six times Megamind checked out Roxanne's derriere.

Megamind prepares to take the next step in his relationship with Roxanne.

"How is it that you're not afraid of him? After all you've been through?" Roxanne isn't exceptionally brave or strong; she just knows his type, and she's not intimidated anymore. Pre-movie.

A collection of one-shots dedicated to our favorite supervillain-turned-hero.

Set pre-movie, when Roxanne was a 22-year-old rookie. Pygmalion never expected to fall in love with his creation. Megamind never expected anything less. EDIT: Added Ch. 15-Roxanne deserves the last word. Thanks for reading!

Post-film. At last, Megamind has Roxanne right where he wants her. But Roxanne has Megamind where she wants him, too.

Megamind is introduced to something he's never had to face before...MM/RR

What's the difference between a villain and a supervillain? Presentation. He knew he could act, but the boss had never asked him to try a role this big. Oneshot, Minion-centric.

Post-film. Roxanne Ritchi brings down a baddie, brews coffee, and gets laid.

Pre-movie. Did Megamind ever try kidnapping anyone besides Roxanne?

Post-movie slice of life sort of thing. Megamind was just so good at coming up with doomsday machines and junk.

Sometimes, when she's in a good enough mood, Roxanne gives Megamind exactly what he wants out of her. Pre-movie.

Just drama and fluff, that's all. A fanfic to slyly slip in between the battle and the final party scene.

Futurefic. Just another thrilling Friday evening for Roxanne Ritchi.

For someone who was never interested in Metro Man, Roxanne Ritchi's newscasts certainly were exemplary. Megamind is not entirely convinced. Post-movie Megamind/Roxie fluff.

Pre-movie. Apparently, Metroman has a new girlfriend. Megamind disapproves.

Knowing she's about to be kidnapped by Megamind again, Roxanne Ritchie decides she's going to have a bit of fun with our villain.

A snippet set just after Metroman's wholly unexpected demise.

Roxanne had thought, after the Titan Incident was done and over, that she was finished with that whole 'getting kidnapped' thing.

A collection of mega-drabbles/short stories set during the movie. Spoilers, of course. Roxanne/Megamind.

Her boyfriend is an alien. This may or may not be a big problem. Mature subjects, nothing too explicit. Spoilers, ahoy!

Three moments towards the end of the movie, wherein Roxanne never knows what to say when it comes to Megamind, and Megamind is unprepared. RoxyMind!

Roxanne Ritchi is kidnapped by that dastardly villain, Megamind! She's used to it.

Shepard can't sit still and Garrus happens to be a perfect distraction. PWP, hope you like! Very, very M!

Captain Preitor Gavorn is the best vorcha hunter on Omega... but how will he react when he's the one being surprised for once? A one-short fluff fic with spoilers related to the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC.

Some aspects of romancing an alien are strange new territory, while others are all too familiar. Fifty one-sentence snapshots of Garrus and Shepard's relationship.

In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.

Holidays can be rough. Even more so when it's a human holiday about romance, ritual and sex and you're... not human. Oneshot, FemShep/Garrus

Death changes things. When Commander Shepard tries to tell her old friend what he means to her, she finds out that her own thoughts about him have changed. Garrus/FemShep. ME 1 and 2 spoilers. T for innuendo and cussing. COMPLETE. Sequel: Closer to Home

Of patchwork ships and oddities. A collection of unusual pairings from Mass Effect.

In war - soldiers die. But when its someone you love...well, that's an entirely different story altogether. Originally written to fill a prompt for the Mass Effect kinkmeme. WARNING: Character deaths.

In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.

Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.

She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.

Masskink prompts are sometimes fun. Shep persuades Thane to try the bath tub, for science. Thane/Shep, of course. Rated M for sexual shenanigans.

At times all it takes is a relaxing elevator ride to change your perspective. Not based on the movie, which is superior in every way. Another elevator ride, much later in the timeline.

Garrus and Shepared enjoy their night together before hitting the relay.

Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.

For Kataang Week, Winter 2009 Edition. It is Katara's humble and impartial opinion that Aang should put a shirt on.

What would you do if suddenly all the old stories and legends started walking the streets at night? Well, here's hoping you have friends as good as Link's. Complete!

Yukari reevaluates her life's priorities after an accident. Of course, being Yukari, hilarious chaos ensues. NyamoYukari.

Grima returns to help the country he betrayed. COMPLETE!

A prince from a foreign land finds his way into Hyrule on the eve of disaster, and Shakespeare rolls in his grave. HamletxZelda

[HARUHI SUZUMIYA] Haruhi helps Kyon edit the second SOSdan movie, but he ends up getting a little more help than he had initially expected.

A wayward comment brings old friends back together. Dreams are what you make of them. Also, genies, dreamers, lost souls, and an explosion or two. Oh, and one hell of a fly party, if you catch my drift. Anonymous reviews allowed.

We've got these five guys, right? Who else are they trying for but the girls we know and love? Will they succeed? One day seen several ways, each chapter concerning itself with the viewpoint of a single character. Anonymous reviews allowed.

Yes, back for more! This time Gendo Ikari takes over the writing chores and gives you, the reader, his humble advice yeah, right on how not to write SI! It wasn't me, honest!