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Joined 05-29-06, id: 1055811
Author has written 6 stories for Zatch Bell, Xiaolin Showdown, and Teen Titans.

Hi. I have no idea what I'm doing. My name, it's a girl's name. I'm a girl. Yes, I do know that I'm weird. I have hair, and eyes, and skin. I live on planet Earth, I go to a school, and live with my mom, my stepdad, and my two brothers. And my dad, my stepmom, and my one brother. Parents: divorced. Hence the two homes. I have a cat...but you can keep reading if you want but this'll be pretty random and boring.

I like chocolate, but mostly salty foods, I like music, mostly music like Avril Lavigne's and Green Day's. I'm in my kitchen right now. Typing on my dad's labtop. But when you read this I'll probably be somewhere else. I don't ususally hang out in the kitchen.Um...I'm obred out of my skull and shoving boring facts about myself into your brain. I have stupid braces because my teeth aren't straight, and if anybody's wondering why my stories are always in the lower ratings, it's because I try to make it as much like the show as possible. And all the other catagories too. And know I sound like an over professional MORON! And I'm talking and talking and getting weird stares and probably some weird e-mails. Please, if I'm weird. That's good. I don't want to be normal. Trying to fit in is nice for some people, but...I want to be liked for who I am. Not how I look, or how I dress. So, I'm going to be me! Suprisingly, being yourself is much harder then it sounds.

Okay! I'm strange. I can agree with myself on that. I argue with myself sometimes...it's like in cartoons when the little devil character apears on one shoulder and the little angel one appears on the other shoulder. Except...I never know which one is good, and which one is evil. If I did, I'd always know what to do! Listen to the good one! Duh! Why don't cartoons just listen to the good one! Because, that would make it too easy right? Well! The real world isn't distinguished into perfect little categories like cartoons! I love cartoons! But my life doesn't work like that! You really can screw up! Things don't always work themselves out! Sometimes...you have to take the first step.

And now I sound like a philosopher book. I am such a freakazoid. Wow. That was a weird word. Oh well, weird this normal that! Everyone's different, so 'normal' is an impossibility. Which also makes 'perfect' an impossibility. Because if everyone is different, then everyone's views of perfection are different. Which makes it impossible for one person to be perfect. Because perfection, is everyone's idea of what something or someone should be, so nobody can be perfect for everyone. This is now the place were I store my opinions and views on life. I might add to it again sometime, but I don't really want to erase it, I like my ideas to be taken seriously now and then. So, if you read this and don't agree with me, that's your opinion, and you are free to express it. If you do agree with me, then thank you for taking me seriously. If you don't think my words are important enough to be read, well, you wouldn't be reading this then would you?

Me: These words are supposed to describe me. You can't describe a person in one word. People are not so simplistic that they can be lumped together as this one is 'mean' and this one is 'kind'. People are a vast sea of emotions and capabilities that no one in the world can comprehend. We are not so much alike. People are constantly changing and growing, becoming slowly what they want to be, or what someone else wants them to be for reasons only they themselves know. There are not enough words in the world to describe me, or anyone else. So this section, will describe the smallest peice imaginable of me, but also, a very important peice. My life is mine alone. Thsi section will not give you a idea of who I am like it's supposed to, because I am many different things. I am not simple, or simplistic. nobody is. I am only human. I have feelings. That is all anyone needs to know about a person. That is what I have chosen to write here. Whether anyone reads it, or not.

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Getting to Love You by Bao Blossom reviews
HoroTamao. After Yoh's wedding Pilica asks Tamao if she would kindly stay with her brother for a few months while she is away with Ren. Is it possible to get over a life long love, fall for someone you barely know, and make them love you back in 3 months?
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,776 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Horohoro U., Tamao T. - Complete
Best Present Ever by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku. The cliched method of locking two quarrelsome lovers together in a room works after all, as Sakura and Gaara are about to discover. How could it not, when one is covered in only a towel and the other is not as apathetic as he appears to be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Something that doesn't completely suck by Punk-Rock-Chick02 reviews
Raven is the new kid at school, and she bumps into someone annoying as hell. But maybe this person can convince her that school is something that doesnt comepletely suck, especially when you have the perfect guy by your side. RobRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,276 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Raven, Robin
So THIS is love? by o0whitelily0o reviews
An actually incharacter ZATR. Zim gets a shock when Tak shows up at his door and offers to be his henchman. Secretly, though, she plans on taking over his mission from the inside. But what happens when she realizes there is more to him then meets the eye?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,632 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Zim, Tak - Complete
A Chance For Some Romancey by Pinky Lillix reviews
Tak's old roommate pays a visit to Earth. . .only she's not exactly there to see Tak. . . ZATR Finished
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Tak, Zim - Complete
Odyssey Academy by Rice Bunny reviews
AU Raven has to go to boarding school to avoid her father. But the thing isit's a BOYS boarding school. With the help of her new friends she begins to feel at home until strange things begin to happen RB RS
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,259 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005
School: AKA Torture by Candi-Grl7901 reviews
The Teen Tiatns go to school. They find themselves discovering new feelings while also dealing with jealously, piles of homework, evil teachers, and not to mention...DANCES! Chapter 4 is up....Please R&R Pairings :RxS and BBxRAE CYx? WIll be someone...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 9/17/2004
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New Girl reviews
Not a sequel but this story takes place after Run for your lives! The parents are here! This time, there's a new monk at the temple and she's not only drawing the attention of a certain cowboy, but a red-headed evil genius as well! JackxOC
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Jack
We Return reviews
Terra's back, and she wants help. She wants her memory back and fast. And to make matters worse, the Titans kids return, making it even harder to explain. Rating may change over time.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,145 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Terra
Run for your lives! The Parents are here! reviews
The parents of our favorite monks are coming to visit! They embarrass them, and get in the way of training and shen gong wu retrievel! Run I say! Run! RaixKim
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
What the Heck? reviews
The kids of our Titans come to see them, searching for an old foe, or...a new one. Titans, titans children, a villain, NOT a good mix.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,326 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Cronlin's Revenge reviews
Sequal to Her, Him, and Them! Same characters, with some new ones too! Hyde and Eido of course, will be caught in some new trouble! Along with the wonderful company of their female friends! HIATUS.
Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006
Her, Him and Them reviews
Hyde and Eido have a run in with two strange girls, Eido hits on them and Hyde is annoyed. Of course, that's what always happens isn't it? This is now the PERMANENT title, so no more changes to it. Yay!
Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete