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Author has written 6 stories for Invader Zim.

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Victor's Daughters by PlayerPiano reviews
Victor loves his children dearly. But in retrospect, perhaps being married to a dead woman would have been a lot less of a headache.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,791 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
It Takes a Village by Determamfidd reviews
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,147 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Fated to be a monster by Rated PonyStar reviews
After the events of "Secret of My Excess", Spike realizes how much of a danger he really is as a dragon and fears that what he became is what he will eventually become. Not wishing to cause harm to his friends he decides to runaway and leave Ponyville...
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Spike - Complete
The Substitute by Broken Keyboard reviews
When Ms. Bitters unleashes the wrath of a substitute teacher from the skool basement, Dib becomes the target of a semi-stoppable monster.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Dib, Zim
Love and the Age of the Supervillain by The Behemoth reviews
In 1980, Gru never knew that going to an academy for villains would change his life forever. Part 3: Gru gets groovy in a disco, receives some awkward attention from a professor, and gets high as a kiiite.
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Gru
MaxiPads and the Joys of Fatherhood by The Behemoth reviews
Puberty sucks. Poor Gru. One-shot!
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Gru, Margo - Complete
When I'm Cleaning Windows by Skelebro reviews
When tragedy strikes, Zim is left alone, homeless, and shipless. With nowhere to go and no one else to turn to, Zim must resign himself to the mercy of his new lord and master, Tak.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Zim, Tak
Show Me Fifty Times And I'll Believe You by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
The Escapades of the Blind Bandit and Meathead by Artemis Rae reviews
A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Tian Mi Shi Liu by Sugeatarc reviews
It's four years after the war, and Toph is about to turn sixteen. But certain friends of hers have planned some surprises that go well beyond the typical party.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,227 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Toph, Bumi - Complete
So Nice So Smart by SNspaz reviews
When Suki and Sokka have a row, Toph is there to pick Sokka back up. What she doesn't count on is Sokka asking for girl advice. A One-way Tokka and a Sukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sokka, Toph
Intentions by Sugeatarc reviews
Trying to connect with Katara during "The Southern Raiders" leads Zuko places he doesn't really want to go.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
When Mice Were Men by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Collabfic with Cacaxa. As usual, Pinky and Brain try to take over the world. And, as usual, they fail. But this time, failure means seeing the world through different eyes, and new experiences that might not all be pleasant.
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,332 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007
Face In The Crowd by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
We both treat each other exactly the same way we treat everyone else. So why does it feel different?
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
For the silent one of the family, Ferb certainly keeps a lot of things to himself. This story is one of them.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Operation: TEARS by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Post I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S., contains some spoilers. Lizzie's having a hard time coping, even though she'd officially dumped Nigel long before the "incident". Dealing with an irritating KND operative in search of information is the LAST thing she wants.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Lizzie D. - Complete
Just a Paper Clip Short of a Magnet by Raman Noodle reviews
Hey! I'm back! This story was inspired by those annoying TAG Body spray commercials, but its funny! Final chapter is posted. Thank you for reading and reviewing! :D
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Just A Smile And A Song by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Poor insecure Raj is miffed that Patsy is always ignoring him. When he offers to provide musical accompaniment for a "concert" she's singing in, will she finally notice him...or will this plot blow up in his face?
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Dust In The Wind by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Post Z.E.R.O., contains spoilers. ...The most tragic element of their romance was that they would never remember it.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2008 - DCFDTL - Complete
Confessions Of An Insomniac by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
I know it's an EXTREMELY well guarded secret, but Nny isn't the easiest person to talk to. Especially not like this.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
Tis The Season by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
It's that time of year again, and Bloo's complaining of a lack of snow while Mac is thinking about something a bit more complicated than the existence of a Santa Claus. Happy nondenominational holidays!
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Mac, Bloo - Complete
Solemn by spero spiro reviews
[Toph wasn’t afraid of anything, except Sokka’s rage.] SokkaToph. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Kidney stones by iEATfood reviews
collab with illustrious crackpot. lazloxedward. Raj disapproves of lazlo and edward's relationship and he's gonna do something about it.
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,415 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Checkmate by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
It was only to be expected that two such intellects would meet in a game of chess, never mind their alignments with good or evil. And, for the duration of a game, perhaps they could forget that they were on opposite sides.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Blossom, Mojo Jojo - Complete
Hidden by SanzoFanatic29 reviews
YuanxKratos. Yuan's been attacked by an unknown force. He now must live with Kratos. Yuan can't hide his feelings for Kratos forever. Will Kratos return Yuan's love? Takes place a year after the game, contains spoilers.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,572 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Kratos A., Yuan
Not Your Average Hostage Drama by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Lydeah Hoskins is your everyday psychopathic, angsty teenager who hates toons. But she doesn't know what she's getting into when she decides to kidnap the Warners. [Rating for extremely frequent language, VERY mild innuendos and gun usage.]
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,474 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
You're Not Alone, Charlie Brown by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Nobody likes Charlie Brown—that's what he's always thought. But is it really true?
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Not a Hero by Ice-Song reviews
IZTT xover. Yeah, Teen Titans. The Titans are asked to capture Zim in order to save the earth. Zim is oblivious, and Gir is annoying. Zim remains evil but does he prove that perhaps he's not the product of his race after all?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,051 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006
The Superior Race by o0whitelily0o reviews
Is perfection unobtainable? The newest leader of the Irkens doesn't think so, but it's price may be too high for the race to pay. The greatest army of rebels the universe has ever seen is building, but will it be enough to overthrow the Irken government?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007
Hanging Off The Balcony by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Lazlo pays Patsy a midnight visit with a very important question.
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Elusive Butterfly by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Rita questions exactly how she feels about Runt, and decides to tell him that she's a cat. But things are happening too fast...
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
The Filthy Birds and The WRETCHED Bees by VootCruisin reviews
In honor of Valentine’s Day. Quickly written. Pretty horrible. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Broken Locket by DarthRoden76 reviews
Arnold begins to see the real Helga in his dreams and starts to wonder about his arch nemesis. A love story by DarthRoden. Enjoy! Read and Review!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,800 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Arnold, Helga
A Guilty Pleasure by TheDramaticMonarch reviews
After a long and tiresome day, Zim and GIR indulge in a guilty pleasure.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
To Dib by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Zim takes all his feelings for Dib, humans and Earth in general, smushes them together and comes up with a poem.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Z stands for by o0whitelily0o reviews
ZADR, ZATR, mild ZASR An exInvader comes into town to visit Skoodge for a while. What will happen to Zim and Tak when she ends up staying for a whlie, and what will happen to Dib when he finds out that another alien is in town?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Dib, Skoodge
The Last Tear She'll Have to Shed by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
At the end of the movie, Emily gave up Victor so Victoria could marry him. But how do both women REALLY feel about this?
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
The Betrayal by Yellowfur reviews
Tak comes back with a new student, an OC named Kloof. Who is he and where did he come from? Dramatic music sounds. Please R&R. avatarjk137 has a couple sequels up. Review or you're going to make Minimoose cry.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Tak - Complete
So THIS is love? by o0whitelily0o reviews
An actually incharacter ZATR. Zim gets a shock when Tak shows up at his door and offers to be his henchman. Secretly, though, she plans on taking over his mission from the inside. But what happens when she realizes there is more to him then meets the eye?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,632 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Swing Life Away by Rahh Gumba Foo reviews
A short, sweet, cheesy, and to the point story about Dib's adventures on the swing set.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Too Passionate by Blackfire 18 reviews
Victoria cannot withstand the allure of the piano after her uncle has shown her its magic. Of course, mother's have a sensitive ear to things their children should not be doing and Victoria is caught in the act of disobedience.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
An Afternoon in the Parlor by PlayerPiano reviews
Sometimes you're better off not knowing what your beloved is thinking about. Oneshot.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
Holding Onto One Another's Hand by Pikastarr reviews
Just a little 3/4 songfic type thingy... Numbuh 4's Dad decides to, once again, take him to one of those "daughter" days... R/R please! ^^
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2003
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Torches reviews
Explosions, soup, anonymous enemies, doom walls, shipwrecks, and a whole lotta headaches. . . sequel to Blindfolded ZATR DibOC CHAPTER 6 IS UP AFTER A 3-YEAR ABSENCE. AW YEAH.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,241 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Zim, Tak
The Impersonation reviews
script format Zim's facing an old enemy, and she's somehow able to appear in two places at once. I bet you're interested. So read it. ZATR Part two is up
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Zim, Tak
Blindfolded reviews
A war with the Meekrob, an insane babysitting job,the death of a rabbit plushie, Grape Licky Sticks, and more. ZATR DibOC 1st in trilogy finished
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,228 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Of Brains and Celery reviews
mommaleasey and I were under the influence of...insanity...Just read it. Or I'll be, like... sad and stuff.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Zim, Red - Complete
A Chance For Some Romancey reviews
Tak's old roommate pays a visit to Earth. . .only she's not exactly there to see Tak. . . ZATR Finished
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Tak, Zim - Complete
Emotion Sickness reviews
Tak's story as she deals with her past, her new living situation, and overall life...ZATR finished
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,539 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Tak, Zim - Complete