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Joined 12-02-05, id: 942094, Profile Updated: 08-26-19
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As you enter this page, the first thing you notice is a cerulean duck sitting pompously on top of a sign. The second thing you notice is the sign itself, glowing obscenely in five different neon colours usually restricted to torture chambers.

You squint and shield your poor, scarred eyes from the glare. The duck quacks.

"CLICI", the sign proclaims boldly in an unnecessarily shiny font,

"Is a happy-go-lucky, gutter-minded female who has an unhealthy addiction to Starbucks mochas and Tacotime burritos.

She likes all the typical things a girl her age should like, including but not restricted to doodling on her math assignments; singing through her iPod playlist obnoxiously in the hearing radius of other less fortunate souls and/or eardrums; engaging in deep philosophical arguments about life, death, omnipotent presences and the reason why potatoes aren't called rutabagas; and stalking you."

Upon reading this, you blink and look behind you, BUT THERE'S NO ONE THERE.

"On the other hand," the sign continues, "she dislikes many more things. But that's alright because she happens to have a high tolerance for stupid. Probably because she isn't the brightest star in the galaxy herself."

The cerulean duck promptly clears its throat and adds, "She is nice though, and enjoys a good chat, so leave a message if you want. After the tone."

And the duck starts quacking a tune that sounds suspiciously like Saint-Saens' Danse Macabre.

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Shipments (aka cause of much love and frighteningly obsessive displays of affection on my part) - not necessarily sexual; I like many of my pairings platonic as well.

OTP:

Kurogane x Fai (TRC), because there are no words to describe the utter epicness of their relationship.

Other primary ships: To qualify, the pairing must be at least somewhat canonized. And it must be DEEP. And I must like it a lot.

Sebastian x Ciel (Kuroshitsuji), Yamamoto x Gokudera (Reborn), Roy x Riza (FMA)

Everything else: (Brackets) denote prefered pairing within a threesome/triangle/pairing chain.

Kallen x (Lelouch x Suzaku), Xingke x Tianzi (Code Geass)

(Dino x Hibari) x Mukuro (Reborn) - My ultimate Reborn pairing chain would be something like. D1869275980SX. 96 optional between 18 and 69. Ehehe. =w=

Seimei x (Soubi x Ritsuka) (Loveless)

L x Raito (Death Note)

(Zack x Cloud) x (Sephiroth x Genesis) (FFVII Crisis Core)

Sirius x Remus, Severus x Lily x James (Harry Potter)

Doumeki x Watanuki (xxxHolic)

Seishirou x Subaru (Tokyo Babylon/X1999)

Kaname x Yuuki x Zero (Vampire Knight)

(Jeanne d'Arc x [France) x UK] x US x Canada, N.Italy x Germany (APHetalia)

Erik x Christine (Phantom of the Opera)

Touya x Yukito, Syaoran x Sakura (Cardcaptor Sakura)

Kratos x Anna (Tales of Symphonia)

Loleus x Sirix x Serena, Serizawa x Kaedai x Yuuma (NG Life)

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Liar Liar by Minute-Maid511 reviews
Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his pastime. Pretending to be gay to woo the world's wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,855 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Primary Gain by anlaaria reviews
AU. Suzaku is an FBI agent with serious issues, serious denial and a death wish. It's Dr. Lamperouge's job to try to get him sorted out...but things get disrupted when Lelouch's past comes back to haunt him.Yaoi.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,107 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Eir's Tomorrow by Jukebox Hound reviews
The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.
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Ruby Throat by hmmingbird reviews
Love fell into his lap at the most inopportune moment. [Royai]
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No Unwounded Soldiers by UroBoros13 reviews
Alfred goes to war and comes back. The hard part isn't the war. It's coming home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Take Aim by glamaphonic reviews
Riza Hawkeye, before. RoyRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Into the Face of the Beguiled by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. Alfred and Matthew Jones, expert runaways and orphans, arrive in Amsterdam to make their fortune. There, they find themselves caught up in the world of cabaret, prostitution, money, and murder, and it may be too late to get out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,560 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - America, Canada
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
I Give you the Sky by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Arthur thinks about his relationship with Alfred. Slowly, surely, he comes to terms with his feelings...and then he lets go. One-sided England/America, implied France/England ::Written for the kink meme::
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/26/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I'd Storm Heaven by Iluxia reviews
Oneshot, complete. People go mad in idiosyncratic ways. But no matter how it conceives itself, insanity is insanity, and there's nothing that changes that truth. Heavy blood, gore, and violence. Yamamoto/Gokudera, 8059.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Spider Web by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He wants to kiss him. Sebastian/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Sacrifices by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It frightens Ciel how willing he is to seek comfort from the hands that will one day kill him..." A collection of SebastianxCiel minfics and sentences.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
In the Moment by Iluxia reviews
Oneshot, complete. This man isn't just any doctor – he's Vongola’s doctor, and that truth speaks for itself. So when he condemns you, you condemn him. Because even though you might not want to believe it, you know that he speaks no lie. Heavy angst, 8059.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Pandora's Mischief by Serria reviews
The ever so glamorous Wedy the Burglar is hired by L to put her skills to good use in the Kira case. However, she becomes far more interested in the handcuffs between the detective and Light Yagami, and intends to play matchmaker. WedyxEveryone, LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,428 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Light Y., L
Crisis Core: The Memory of Falling by kysis-the-bard reviews
Between rivalry and passion, hatred and love: Genesis and Sephiroth, from their fated meeting until the fall of angels. M for yaoi, violence, dark themes, citrus, etc. Please R&R. COMPLETE.
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Seeing With Your Eyes Closed by sharingank reviews
I'll hear you. The you I see with my eyes closed. YamaGoku. Rated M for language and mature themes. Oneshot.
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Imagine That by Andrea Weiling reviews
He's learned there was such a thing as adulthood, but before that came teenage days, and even before that came blood and family and Gokudera. 8059, complete.
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Lost In Translation by Ontogenesis reviews
Lesson XI: Kurogane and Fai arrive at Yasha's keep.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006
Vindicated by Aisyrk reviews
Before dying, Raito is given one last chance to set things right and unexpectedly gets sent back in time to when he first discovered the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Light Y., L
Right in the Kisser by peroxidepest17 reviews
Gokudera’s one regret.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
A Thousand Offerings by Akabeko reviews
Life and beer in an ancient world. KuroFai.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Red Roses by Tony Vernon-Smith reviews
Watson hasn't seen Holmes for eight months, and Holmes resents it. He resorts to unusual measures in order to get Watson's attention.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2005
White Hands by Leareth reviews
Something unexpected happens to the Sumeragi that makes Seishirou realise that he should never take anything or anyone - least of all his Subaru-kun - for granted.
X/1999 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 2/12/2003
I Know Those Eyes by roomfishing reviews
[Complete] Seven years following Sasuke’s disappearance, Sakura, now a medical-nin, goes on an ANBU assassination mission. SasuSaku. Contains spoilers, PG-13 for mild V, L, S.
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And All the King's Horses by Icarusy reviews
[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...
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After the Ball is Over by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Roy mingles as Riza watches. Vague references to spoilers after episode 25 or chapter 15, depending on which system you go by.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Roy M., Riza H.
Dear Sir or Madam by Newly reviews
Tired of watching issues not quite address themselves, Iruka opens an anonymous advice column. As chuunins, his former students find love more troublesome than missions… A story told through letter correspondence. SakuSasuNaruHinaShikaInoNejiTenKakaIru
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In My Line of Work by Leareth reviews
There’s something disturbingly fascinating about the darker side of morality.'
X/1999 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,774 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2004
Stay by n00bshoes reviews
A SasuSaku songfic with a twist. If you review, don't spoil the ending.
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An Evening with Narcissus by Dostoevsky's Mouse reviews
Dorian pays Basil a visit. Slash.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Complete
Indefinite reviews
“Are you afraid of death, young master?” “Of course not. Death only has one card to play. Life is much more terrifying, in my opinion. It has a full deck.” Ciel tries to draw the line between a demon and a mortal. SebaCiel.
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