Absentishide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Yo. I'm Jake. Welcome to my profile. I've been reading fanfiction for 10 years, and only really thought to make an account in 2018. I've been taking a beginner's writing course so I hope that I can finally get started on my first work soon - I have a lot of inspiration and plotlines in my head that I can't wait to let spill out into a page. (Or webpage, I suppose) I plan to write multiple fics for Naruto and Harry Potter. Perhaps Gotham or Batman too. I don't whole-publish my fics, so please follow them if you're interested for notifications when there's a new chapter up. .: There's three ways to do things:. .: The right way :. |
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Magical Creatures Will Get Me Killed (Again) by Anubis Enfield reviews
I'd spent seventeen years in my past life as a veterinarian and now, as they say, I was a wizard. Or, well, I would be if I could use magic without possibly dying. Oh, and let's not forget how my fondness of animals was about to get me into a load of trouble. "W-Why'd you just stand there!" "It was a three-headed dog." "He tried to eat us!" "...H-He was cute..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 219,289 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 7/10 - [Hermione G., OC] Harry P., Ron W.
The Supermen by EvilToTheCore13 reviews
Post-RE5. Wesker drags himself out of the volcano, barely alive. He has not given up on his plan to take over the world and he is more determined than ever to get revenge on Chris. Then something even Wesker couldn't plan for happens, and he finds himself in the DC Universe. But Wesker is sure he can turn the situation to his advantage and conquer both worlds. Eventual MVC3 prequel
Crossover - Resident Evil & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,825 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 6/15/2019 - A. Wesker, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Ra’s Al Ghul
Narurto and tthe cattepilar by xxxtentaconfanboy reviews
I LOVE HP AND NARUTO NO FLAMES. WAIT NARTO X MARIO.LEMONS DONT LIKE DONT ach is dead
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2019 - Harry P., Winky, Naruto U., Kushina U.
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3426 - Favs: 9,492 - Follows: 9,008 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 3,411 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Transposed by 9science reviews
Lost... displaced. I wake in an unfamiliar bed, staring at an unfamiliar ceiling. This is certainly not my proper when and where. (Self-Insert, starts slowly.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,003 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 3/15/2018 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Sasuke U., OC - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7468 - Favs: 10,469 - Follows: 7,480 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Lines in the Sand by Eilyfe reviews
Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,163 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9410 - Favs: 7,450 - Follows: 5,769 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 7,222 - Follows: 5,172 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,952 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7697 - Favs: 10,426 - Follows: 3,706 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Archivist reviews
Naruto takes up a job at Konoha's vast archives. What will become of a bored six year-old and a boundless sea of knowledge? Gen-fic, Smart!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 165 - Published: 8/25/2019 - Naruto U., Team Seven
