Jeaniverre
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Joined 09-24-05, id: 902813, Profile Updated: 07-15-12
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

First of all, I am a Christian. Though that does not make me perfect, and certainly not intollerant. Nor does it make me spell well. Intolerant. Damnit.

Now that we have that out of the way, I suppose that it is my duty to make you familiar with myself. However, since this is the internet, and there is a very high chance of scary, molesting stalkers viewing this, I will be giving a bit of slightly false information. Such as my name, which shall remain only known to me. Therefore, you shall only know me as Jeaniverre, or, if you are amoung those people who are learned in the arts, Maestro Jeaniverre. I live in Ohio, and I love cheese balls. Also: I was born in Louisiana, and feel this constant pull within me during Mardi Gras.

Now on to what you can only trust as being true:
I attend FSU as a music student (though, I would only get into there in Seymour-Heermoar, which we will get to in a bit).
I used to have an epileptic dog, who will make occasional appearances in my story, under different aliases (should I decide to continue writing).
I have two best friends, neither of which is at college with me.
Most of my inspiration comes from literature and the bizarre conversations that I have with my dad. And kayaking.
I love my green eyes--I think they're sexy.
As a college student, I find myself almost always broke.

If the subject of Seymour-Heermoar doesn't have you scrolling down the page in earnest curiosity, then you probably will not be interested in this small explaination. You may proceed down.
Seymour-Heermoar is kind of the place where anything can happen. I store memories there, come up with ideas there, and forget things there (it's all in the brochure). There's this killer soundtrack, too; it's like my little vacation house where I go when I am out of imagination. My mind also likes to drift there when I am asleep; sometimes I have the most vivid dreams, which apear to be real and shatter my heart when I wake up.

My guess is that I must tell you of my 'hobbies' now, eh? Well, reading, listening, studying, thinking, visiting Seymour-Heermoar, and making music. There you go.

I am also a slow (very, very slow) updater with long chapters. Who occasionally just doesn't update at all. Like, I've been on hiatus from writing for like, two years. I like to keep them short (oh, so short), even if that only helps the updating (or lack thereof) problem a smidgeon.

Oh- and, a close friend of mine has an account that she updates occasionally, too (IttyBittyDhampir), and you should check her out. Also check out linalove, especially if you like POTC, in which case you should read her story, The Captain's Cabin Boy.

Now that we are pretty much through with the 'getting to know you's, story news!


Story News:

Living with Alex: On hiatus. IttyBittyDhampir are going to different schools, and we have no time to work on it! Sadfaces for everyone!

Twits: On hold indefinitely. Sorry to all those who have favored and been alerted to it, but I started it before Deathly Hallows, and I have just run out of steam for it. If I get any more ideas, I will most definitely continue. Don't count on it, though.

Edward is High: Supposed to be a oneshot, but I've recently been convinced otherwise. Working on a third chappy, if not more. However, there might be a title change in the future, so hang tight- it will be posted in a chapter if there is. But, again; probby won't happen. Sorry, kiddies.

The Final Battle: Finished.

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Into The Jaws of The Serpent by LightningRapunzel reviews
Eva Manning, an expert in Norse culture, is called in by SHIELD to question a certain Norse god. Three days later, and the undefeated god proclaims himself King of Midgard. Yet after taunting him and verbally sparring with him the days before, Eva must run. She knows he will chase her. But for how long? He promised her a game - and a game she shall have...
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,410 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3691 - Favs: 5,674 - Follows: 6,053 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
With All Vice Tainted by KeeperoftheNine reviews
Alex, an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D is assigned to Asgard to keep an eye on the punishment of the war criminal Loki. Unfortunately, all it takes is one night for her to be compromised but it will take much longer for her to deal with the ramifications. Rated M for adult and at time dark themes and a morally ambiguous OC. Contains explicit content. Epilogue contains Thor 2 Spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 74,590 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki, OC - Complete
Distracting by Lampito reviews
There are certain times, during certain beautiful natural acts, where certain things might put a guy off his stroke... I just wondered about it, okay?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Dean W., Anna M. - Complete
Here We Go Again by meenajon reviews
Elena's human, and a mother, and she's wondering why she's gone to Damon for help.... A little ElenaDamon but a little of something more.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,707 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Elena, Damon
The Captain's Cabin Boy by linalove reviews
"So, Joseph..." he started with a smile, "Josh." the nickname rolled off his tongue slowly while his eyes shone mischievously, "Now I understand why there wasn't anything visible in those breeches." he commented wickedly while she stared at him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,830 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
The Black King by stmpunklizzie reviews
After finally taking the throne, the Black King has a new goal – the return of Underland's champion and her sworn allegiance to him alone, at any cost.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,652 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 3064 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Long List of Dammit Jim by The Tempestuous Muse reviews
Life on the Enterprise as viewed by it's CMO. All the insanity, all the shenanigans, and everything that has ever, or will ever, make him break out in one of his trademark phrases.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones
Five Words Peeta Only Says at Night by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 128 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Broken Glass by SydneyRichelle reviews
He leaned over her, taking in her face. Long lashes with beautiful skin... he wished she would open her eyes so he could see if they suited her. Kataang. AU. full summary inside.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,873 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Aang, Katara
You Are Here by robot iconography reviews
Post-IM2. A long-distance phone conversation between Tony and Pepper becomes rather more... involved... than either of them expected.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/14/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Tension by Caprican reviews
The night before the big day Aang is having trouble getting to sleep. After some awkward advice, he takes to the hills to relieve his tension. Kataang. WARNING *MATURE AUDIENCES*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Meet Me Halfway by OddlyFox reviews
She looked shocked. "Glee? Really? I heard that was kind of- um." He looked at her. "Gay?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010
Purity by moondancer1179 reviews
Bella's father is a religious fanatic. Will Edward and the Cullens figure out Bella's secret without revealing their own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,967 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Choosing Sides by Only If You Wish It reviews
It shouldn't be this hard, choosing between them. But it was. It's so much harder than anything I've ever faced. -Elena Gilbert...This is what I think should happen after The Return: Nightfall.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 84,220 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Elena, Stefan, Damon - Complete
Emmett and Bella's Adventures by Hope-Hazard reviews
A series of crazy days starring Emmett and Bella. All of them are after Breaking Dawn, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Tease by joyrid3 reviews
Damon likes what's interesting...and hard to get. ElenaXDamon ONESHOT
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Elena, Damon
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Deadpool and Breakfast by Miznomer reviews
The story of my avatar. Rated T only because of difficult language. Completely about Deadpool and what he feels about waffles. Funny and interesting. This can be both X-Men movie or Deadpool comic. Contains examples of a person you do not want to emulate.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Discovering Jacob by Anita Reese reviews
She liked that – possessing something. It gave her this new sort of power. She felt confident. She placed her hands in his shaggy hair and attacked his mouth with her plump lips.- Nessie starts high school with Jake in her thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Fun Time by Bexxii Cullen reviews
A collection of short conversations had by our favourite Twilight characters or not so favourite . Contains bad humour and language and is FUN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009
Cullenalympics by Bexxii Cullen reviews
The Cullens play all your favourite party games. Very out of character, but still very fun. First off, Truth or Dare!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009
Frantic by Justine Lark reviews
“Do you have any idea how close I came to crossing the line today?” How close? What went through Edward's mind when Bella went to La Push and how does he come to terms with her visits? An emotional Eclipse missing moment from Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
In the Clockface, Weighted and Weary by nuhuh reviews
Post DH. When Dumbledore gives Harry a choice between life & death in King's Cross station, he chooses a third option. Now Harry faces stopping two wars before they even happen, because he can't accept what is in store for the world. HarryAriana.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Albus D., Harry P.
Vampire Chat Room by cornflowers reviews
When Edward is with Alice one day while Bella is at the Cullen's, Bella decides to check out Edward's laptop, and finds a very interesting website...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
The Night To Remember by KoolJack1 reviews
Edward and Bella's /just added Bella's POV\ point of view on their wedding night. Not a sex crazed lemon, more a cute, love filled lemon, read it and enjoy! reviews please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Five Times by Veldeia reviews
Four Times Tony Wasn't Trying to Kill Himself, and One Time He Was. Five drabbles. Heavy angst. Darkfic, but not deathfic. Tony/Pepper if you choose to see it that way.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Color Me Hogwarts by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
It's Christmas break and something horrible has happened at Hogwarts! So what does Sirius do? He comes up with a contest to fix everything, concerning all five students left at school! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8494 - Favs: 7,754 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Story of My Life by FayTheLioness reviews
Lyrae White's a shy girl, but what happens when a certain Marauder takes special intrest in her? SBOC, JPLE, RLOC. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,516 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by maggy black reviews
This is my version of the seventh book. Harry goes on the hunt for the horcrux's while handling his friendships and relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
War of the Ashes by PinkPixie019 reviews
Dark-fic. A story of a war, started by two loves. A war so strong it may wipe out man kind as we know it. New Outtake added.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,955 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Hogwarts' Next Top Witch by WildAngels reviews
Join Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Cho, and six other witches as they compete to be Hogwarts' Next Top Witch. Parody of America's Next Top Model.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,524 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
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Living with Alex reviews
“I’ll be in your closet, so if you’re going to shower or anything, don’t come in naked, kay?” Alex whispered before he left. “As if you don’t want it,” I muttered, and heard a whispered snort from the other side of the house. Collab with IttyBittyDhampir.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009
Edward is High? reviews
Wait a minute - are you telling me that vampires are not immune to crystal meth? And, even though it is against all his morals, Edward has ingested it? Starting to be more than a one-shot Title might change!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twits reviews
I am going to fight in this war, 'Mione. But I'm scared. I haven't even told him what I am yet." What happens when Ginny tries to convince Harry that she is only partially human? What will she do when Fred and George finally tread on her last nerve?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Final Battle reviews
Heya, all; Before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows came out, there was a competition in my local newspaper to write the "Final Battle." It's a little scary-accurate. Keep in mind that I wrote this two weeks before the book came out. Enjoy!:D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete