FanFiction  |  unleash your imagination
Browse
Just In
Community
Forum
Betas
PortableSwamp
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-27-05, id: 864659, Profile Updated: 04-03-09
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Princess Diaries, and Twilight.

Well it's me, Emily.

Yes, I'm back. I haven't been on in a while, I know.

I have lost all interest in my first three stories, however. They're up for grabs, if you want them, but make sure you message me first.

I think I shall start doing different kinds other than comedy, because I'm not really good at writing it. Possibly romance. Consider yourself warned, I am a huge Draco/ Hermione shipper. Occasionally I enjoy a good Draco/ Ginny or Harry/ Hermione, though.

My other favorite besides Harry Potter is Twilight. Stephenie Meyer is amazing, and so is Edward Cullen. Can't wait for the movie, December '08!

I will love you forever if you review, favorite, or alert me or any of my stories. Constructive criticism is always gladly accepted, flames will be laughed at.

About me:

The Beatles= love.

Others: The Who, Sufjan Stevens, Coldplay, Regina Spektor, The Fray, Thin Lizzy, plus so many more that it would be pointless to list them all.

I am one of the most random people you will ever meet.

My birthday is on June 25 and if you got me a present I wouldn't mind if it was late. (hint, hint)

I live in Florida, near Destin. Be jealous. Be very jealous.

My favorite color is purple, and my favorite animal is the penguin.

So I suppose that's it.

Enjoy the stories.

Stories:

I Really Need to Focus on College Right Now (up for grabs):

Michael leaves for college, and leaves Mia behind him. Then, a new guy shows up at AEHS and sweeps her off her feet.

The Bachelorette with Ginny Weasley (up for grabs):

Ginny's on the Bachelorette! Funny, with some very unexpected contestants.

The Rather Vague Diaries of the Sorcerer' Stone (up for grabs):

The Diaries of the characters of the book of the Sorcerer's Stone! This could possibly be expanded into all seven books.

Til There Was You:

Quil Ateara imprinted with Claire Young when she was only two. Then she grew up. First chapter is an introduction to the story, other chapters to follow, and I will try my hardest to update every Saturday or Sunday at the latest. Thanks to liten-kiddo for the great idea!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3681 - Favs: 5,682 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
You Did What On Me? by DancinAlways416 reviews
Kim has always liked Jared. She knows it's pointless until one day he looks at her, and he just can't look away. He tells her his secrets, she tells him hers. Life is perfect for Kim, as long as Jared is there to pick her up when life pushes her down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,963 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3042 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by BellaTonks reviews
Previously called Reunions. My interpretation of what happens when Melanie wakes up in the hospital. Kyle/Sunny chapter added. Takes place between Mel waking up and Wanda reawakening in her new body. I own nothing.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008
Full Moon by My Watercolour Romance reviews
Formally My Untitled Version of Breaking Dawn. With the wedding fast approaching, battles persist from all sides as the Cullens get ready to fight for battle of their immortal lives. Rated T for language and violence. Full summary inside. Please R&R : !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,182 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
In Which Edward Questions His Sexuality by Layla Persnickety reviews
If Edward were gay, what celebrity do you think he would go for? Pairings: Edward/Bella, Edward/? disclaimer: I own nothing but the shoes on my feet...Oh wait, I don't own those either. Note to self: Return shoes to bowling alley across the street.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Slapjack by Amelia Bedelia reviews
While playing a friendly game of slapjack, Claire and Quil are interrupted by Embry's important announcement - something that takes Claire and Quil's relationship to a whole new level. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Beneath the Surface by Bribbie reviews
JacobOC EmbryOC. Pretty much an Imprint story. I'm terrible at summaries, but here it goes. Jacob and Embry run across a two best friends in the woods alone. But Love is complicated, even with imprinting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,082 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007
Never Goodbye by Saiyachick reviews
How Bella and Edward broke the news to Charlie about the two of them getting married. Eclipse Spoilers Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Til There Was You reviews
Quil Ateara imprinted wih Claire Young when she was only two. Now she's grown up. QuilxClaire, Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
I Just Need to Focus on College Right Now reviews
Mia and Michael have broken up, and she finds a new guy at AEHS... full summary inside.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005
The Bachelorette With Ginny Weasley reviews
Ginny's on the Bachelorette! Trying to make it funny, especially in chapter 6!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Ginny W.
The Rather Vague Diaries of the Sorcerers Stone reviews
These Diaries are rather vague, but they are my first poor attempt at making it fuuny. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005
Evadne (6)