My name is Jonathan Andrew Scharnhorst. I come from a little town of Montgomery, Alabama. I am nineteen years old and I am six foot one inch tall and have German broad shoulders (must be from all the rugby I played in high school...go Huskies), have dirty-blonde hair, and hazel-green eyes. I have no feelings in my hands because I broke them so many times from punching a wall (it wasn't my fault that everyone I was punching at was good at dodging) and so I destroyed all the nerve endings in my knuckles. My hobbies include writing, singing, playing bass, poetry, reading, and creating music with my band The Waters of Lethe. Obviously, I play a six string bass in my band. Her name is Alice Unchained.

And for the sake of people who will probably get mad at me for when (and I mean WHEN) I butcher something in a story I like to go by one simple rule; MY STORY. MY RULES. If someone's head explodes because I do not like them then THAT IS THE REASON. CASE CLOSED. But I do like constructive criticism that'll help me straighten out just what exactly is something compared to another and if it WILL help the story in one way or another.

Let's get down to the knitty-gritty of writing shall we?