FictionPress: maplanete

If Fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever wanted to just SLAP someone, put this on your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning copy and paste this and your profile

QUESTIONNAIRE

1) Are you in a relationship with someone?

confidential information. you are not allowed beyond this point

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

Of course (who doesn't?)

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Two and a few hotels

4) Favorite candy bar?

Those chocolate bars with cereal bits (don't hate).

5) Favorite shoes?

My shoes

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Who hasn't? (･x･)

7) Least favorite school subject?

Health

8) Favorite school subject?

French or science

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

No. Never. Just, no.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

HAHAHAHA yes.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

Music.

12) Favorite genre of music?

uh... rock or pop I guess. I don't know anything about music genres.

13) How many pets do you own?

ZERO (I would like a bunny)

14) What time were you born?

In the morning

15) Do you like beer?

Nevah!!

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Maybe

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

None of my CDs are embarrassing. Why are your CDs embarrassing?

18) Are you sarcastic?

Whattt?? Noooo, not meee... XD

19) Is anyone in your family famous?

I'll be!! Soon enough, my time is coming… (・x・)

20) How many watches do you own?

Zero. Well, none of them work and I'm too lazy to put in new batteries

21) Summer or winter?

Autumn

23) Favorite color to wear?

Black, purple, or dark green.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Sprite

25) What color is your cell phone?

I don't have a cell phone

26) Where is your second home?

My closet

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Again, who hasn't?? (-_-)

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Nope

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

One. Two if I just- nah, not working. One

30) How many video games do you own?

Zero

31) What was your first pet?

No pet

32) Ever had braces?

God no.

33) Do looks matter?

Not usually, no. But FIRST IMPRESSIONS

34) Do you use chapstick?

Yep

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Science teacher, math teacher, french teacher.

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?

Walmart! (We're talking about clothing, right?)

37) Are you too forgiving?

I forgive, but I never forget.

38) How many children do you want?

One, and then adopt one, so in total, two. But maybe zero.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic.

No, not yet.

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Pancakes!

41) Do you own a gun?

Not at the moment.

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Well, perhaps.

43) When was the last time you cried?

Pfft. I never cry...

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Not trying to figure what I did 3 nights ago

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Panera

46) Have you ever called your teacher Mom/Dad?

When I was 6 years old

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

My room is my castle. (ヾﾉ･ω･)

48) Nicknames?

L'il bun

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

Nope.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

Nope.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

WHy would I?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Myself.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

God, no.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

Nah.I wish

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Mmm.

57) Do you dye your hair?

No.

58) Does anyone like you?

Probably.

59) What year were you born?

1009, yes, I'm immortal

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Being completely inconspicuous.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Hmmm there's a possibility

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Good old McD's!

63) Do you like yourself?

Pfft.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Mother, I suppose.

65) Favorite physical feature of the opposite gender?

Um your hair, I like your hair and then sometimes I don't

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

If you've seen what I've seen you would be, too o.0

67) Enough of these questions!

Fine by me

~*Random Stuff I Stole From Other People's Profiles*~

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I'm no good with advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If life was a person, it would be standing in front of you. You are holding a box, that box is your dreams, Life would ask to see the box before stealing it and breaking it

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies and the main reason I have trust issues

Secret admirers: stalkers with stationary

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, oranges and bananas work too, grapes are good for close range, but for the best results use a watermelon or a pineapple

Why settle for being difficult when, with a little bit more effort you can be impossible?

When life give you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it, when it gives you more, throw them back because really, who likes lemons? And when it hands you even more, squirt them in life's eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

I am proud to have the illness of ADDOST (attention dyfunctional dis- OOH SHINY THING!) copy and paste if your one of us!

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

98 % of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others. (Wait. Are they like, a clothing brand? Or like actual people? I seriously don't know)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.