*UPDATE: SEPTEMBER 27, 2013*

Ho boy, where do I begin...

So to be perfectly honest with you all, I haven't touched any of my stories since the update I listed below save for "Why It Didn't Work", which has half of the next chapter written. Whenever I look over my stories I feel like I should edit them from start to finish before I touch them again, which would take a lot of time that I really don't have right now. It's this obnoxious circle of "Oh, I should update" to "Maybe I should edit these chapters since my writing's gotten better" to "That is way too much work to be putting into fan fiction."

I don't want to leave these stories unfinished, but I can't promise that I'll update. I feel extremely bad about it but I figured it was better to at least be honest.

I thank you for your understanding and patience, and I'm very sorry if I don't reply quickly. If you really feel the need to talk about this you can send a PM or find me on Deviantart (which I check much more frequently).

-Getemono

Yo peeps, Bryan's interview and Ogre's Interview (from Tekken Interviews) can be found here: http:///forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=4175551#post4175551

Deviantart:

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Pen name: Getemono

Height: Five foot 2 (stopped growing in tenth grade)

Sign: I'm a Leo. ;)

Favorite Characters

Squall Leonhart -- Final Fantasy VIII

Jin Kazama -- Tekken (3, 4, 5, Tag)

Lee Chaolan -- Tekken (2, 4, 5, Tag)

Michelle Chang -- Tekken (1, 2, Tag)

Kunimitsu -- Tekken (1,2, Tag)

Kouga -- Inuyasha

Ayame -- Inuyasha

Hiei-- Yu yu Hakusho

Naruto Uzumaki -- Naruto

Hinata Hyuuga -- Naruto

Nakatsu -- Hana Kimi

Rock Lee-- Naruto

Kyo Sohma-- Fruits Basket

Erutis -- Demon Diary

Fuko -- Flame of Recca

Maes Hughes -- Full Metal Alchemist

Yuhi -- ceres

Tasuki -- Fushigi Yugi

Dante--Devil May Cry

Toph -- Avatar

Sokka-- Avatar

Lin-- Avatar

Bolin-- Avatar

Super Boy --Young Justice

Kaldur -- Young Justice

Batman (Does it really need to be said!?! It's BATMAN!)

Couples

Ayame & Kouga -- Inuyasha

Naruto & Hinata -- Naruto

Kyo & Tohru -- Fruits Basket

Toph & Sokka --Avatar

Bolin & Korra --Avatar

Spike & Faye -- Cowboy Bebop

Zack & Aeris/Aerith (whatever her name is supposed to be!)-- Final Fantasy VII

Irvine & Selphie -- Final Fantasy VII

Movies

Totoro

Peter Pan

Miyazaki's Spirited Away

Beauty and the Beast

Sleeping Beauty

Alice in Wonderland

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Corpse Bride

Coraline

The Avengers

Books

Harry Potter series by J.K Rowling

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

Out of Time by Peter McPhee

Rick Riordan's myth stuff

Most books by Georgette Heyer, particularly Devil's Cub :D

My Stories

Why It Wouldn't Work-- (Kinda Hiatus)A humorous take on why Jin Kazama shouldn't date anyone from Tekken. Well, it's supposed to be funny, anyway.

Heihachi Mishima's Nostalgic Iron School of Fist -- HIATUS I don't even know.

Half-Blinded Influence--HIATUS If Fujin had been a part of the main party in Final Fantasy VIII. Would things have gone the same? Probably not.

Invisible Feathers (Complete)-- FFVIII, if Rinoa never existed but Squall remembered anyway...how did his life really play out, and what is he going to do about it?

Demise of a Traitor (one-shot)-- A short look into Kunimitsu's life, and what possibly happened after Tekken 2

The Island of Love or Hell -- My sister's fanfic, contains an OC. Really funny, Xiao Bashing.

Grocery Shopping at Konoha (One shot) -- My first Naruto fic! It's only mildy funny...but my next one should be better.

GF Dementia -- Just a one-shot series, to be updated when I feel like it.

The Race for Lee's Book --(Completed) Lee writes a book on women. the tekken fighters scramble to get it. world travel, dirty playing, the works.

One in the Same -- (One shot) A small, one-shot tragedy if things had ended differently for Seifer.

The Quistis Effect(Completed)-- Set after the battle with Ultimecia, with a different take on a certain sorceress theory.

Leonhart's Heir -- Deleted

Redemption--Deleted

Why -- Has been deleted. My brother said he'd move it to his account.

Grim Satisfaction (One shot) -- Deleted

I'm Sorry For the Heartbreak (One shot) -- deleted

Heart Broken (One shot) -- deleted

Rise and Fall-- DELETED I'm really sorry, I know there were a few people who supported it flaws and all, but I can't bring myself to update a story that seems more and more like a joke. If it ever returns it will be without the weird pseudo-science, and hopefully with a better writing style.

Gotta Get the Girl -- DELETED. I'm sorry, I tried to stick with it, but it became a pain to write. Maybe I'm not cut out for FFVIII humor just yet.

We Come from Honoha: DELETED! I decided I hated it. Simple as that. Gotta write something good...

Yu Yu Yasha (Deleted) -- I wasn't really inspired or motivated, so I deleted it.

Tekken Interviews -- IT WAS DELETED BY ADMIN!! Oh well, three years was a long run without getting caught, I suppose...and heck, I made some awesome friends through that silly "talk show" so no regrets...it was fun!

And that's all you need to know, if you care. Later!