My name is Kyle Broflovski, and I have vices. Everyone does. They tell me all I care about is getting drunk and getting laid. I think I can live forever. I'm twenty three and invincible. But sometimes I wonder; is it really enough? Slash, Style.

The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.

And that was how I changed the world. Slash. Style.

A business deal is outlined in the Trancy dining hall, while in the cellar there's a discussion between devils of differing levels, and the dishes rattled where Alois cornered him against the side of the table. / Kuro II, Alois/Ciel, explicit content.

Ike returns to South Park after a near ten-year absence, looking for answers. But he might not like what he finds. Slash, complete.

Being loved by this man, by this creature…it’s not gentle, not kind. It’s being cherished by something as fierce and primal as a lion. Maybe loving him does a little to tame the beast within, but it's more like being caged myself, so why bother? Slash.

Just to prove my point, I put my fingertip right under the fold of his second chin, smirk and say, “Yeah. That’s right. My name is Raven.” Style, Kyle/Kenny.

From Stan/Kyle to Craig/Tweek. Any one shots I feel like writing. Did I mention Kenny/Butters? I'm mostly doing this because I hate those one shots that are just a paragraph. I hate those with a passion. FIGHT THE POWER.

Sometimes you're just doomed. Butters/Cartman, Craig/Tweek, unrequited crushes. Complete.

Craig wants to sleep. But someone gave Tweek coffee before bed. With sugar. Creek.

Younger Klavier and Daryan foolishness.

It takes years to change yourself. It takes moments to change your mind. It takes seconds to fall apart. SxR FINISHED 08 31 2009

Stan and Kyle's friendship became strained ever since they entered High School. Wendy didn't help. Style.

Daryan never shared well with others, especially when it came to Klavier. DxK, implied KxK, yaoi, one shot

A series of improbable one-shots. First story: What What In The Butt. What's with the sudden urge to start a family? Slash!

Everyone told me I had potential. Everyone thought I’d be a star. No one thought I’d lose my full ride to one of the most prestigious universities in the Northeast Corridor because I partied too hard and just couldn’t finish my degree...Slash, Style.

Damien returns to South Park, hunting an escapee from Hell. Aided by the mortally challenged and the mercenary, he's also being distracted by a certain English boy. Slash, Dip. Complete!

A story about hitting the quarter-life crisis and why moving in with your super-best doesn't always work so well. In which Kyle is uptight, Stan is a mess, Kenny knows too much and Cartman...is faring better than all of them. Slash. K/K/S triangle.

Craig goes to California with his best friends, Clyde, Token, and Tweek. Co-written with k3Kyle! /Slash/ Read and review please! -Creek- Please see my profile for some AWESOME fanart! Current Hiatus D:

Stan develops a habit. StanxKyle, StanxKylexKenny if you're imaginative.

Stan doesn't tell anybody how he feels about Kyle. Kyle doesn't tell anybody how he feels about Stan. But somebody else knows their secrets.

Poor Kyle. He suffers from minimum wage, the French mafia, hiding dead bodies, slightly insane friends, his mother and his boyfriend being of the opinion that everything in the world is his fault - always. Stan/Kyle, threeshot. For eksley05.

Meaningless oneshot. There's a storm outside and Gregory won't give Christophe his iPod. All hell breaks loose. Warning: violence, swearing.

Kyle never thought that completing his degree would involve returning to South Park and hiring a gang of would-be mercenaries to find a missing friend. Slash, KxK, Creek. Complete!

Teenaged Tweek stays home alone for the first time. He spazzes. It's fluffy. Creek slash.

When Craig relizes that Tweek is hurt, he demands to know who did it. No resolution :/ Parings: fluffy Creek

Well, boys will be boys, even in South Park, and sometimes, that means kissing other boys. 10 drabbles, all slash, multiple pairings, book meme/challenge.

A little series of fics, ranging from K to T. Gregory and Mole, growing up.

Christophe and Gregory bicker in a hotel room, 'fun' ensues. gosh that sounds so perverted! T for swears and boyxboy. Oneshot.

If they could only see the way Craig loved him, then maybe they would understand. Craig/Tweek oneshot. Rated mostly for language

Tweek was forced by Cartman and a few others to ask people for hugs. But who would want to touch a loser like him? CrEek Warning: Epic Fail.

Dear Craig: Usually, I'm a pretty quiet person. But it's time I told you what I've been thinking for the last fifteen years... Creek-ish, rated for language.

At the beginning of junior year, a couple of weeks after move in, Kyle Broflovski decided that it was probably time he told Stan Marsh that he was gay. This is a study of what happened next. Style.

Craig has an epiphany. CREEK! YOU KNOW YOU WANT. D:

Kenny has a tattoo, and Kyle doesn't know what to make of it. KennyKyle.

A story about Daryan's secret fear. Characters: Daryan, Klavier. Warning: Spoilers up to GS4-3

Klavier attempts to put on his new contact lenses. Daryan watches. Warning: Spoilers up to GS4-4

Oneshot. Mild Creek slash. Whilst sleeping over at Craig's, Tweek panics about the underpants gnomes.

Red Goth hates everything. has naughty language!

Daryan still thinks it's a lucky break that he can be just as fake as Klavier is; there wouldn't be any way that they would get along otherwise. Klavier Gavin/Daryan Crescend.

Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.

Tweek's heart is broken. The one person he cared about most seems to care the least about him... FINISHED.

Fluffy little Creek oneshot.

Craig calls Tweek to tell him he has the house to himself for a couple of days. They watch old horror movies and Tweek decides he needs to protect his self from the evils of the movies...and from the underpants gnomes.tweekXcraig creek guy-on-guy, dont li

Tweek always slept with a nightlight. Craig/Tweek

I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?

In which Tweek confesses something to Craig, and then freaks out. SLASH, Craig/Tweek

I watch you while you sleep, Stanley Marsh. Oneshot, complete and utter fluff. Stan/Kyle.

Careless chatter among the four friends about smoothies and homosexuals as they enjoy the outdoors and Cartman gets sentimental. Awwww. :D Oneshot.

Chill out! Chill out! How am I supposed to 'chill out' when you're practically on top of me in the middle of class! TweekxCraig slash

[TweekxCraig] Tweek and Craig are just hanging out, when Tweek gets the hiccups all of the sudden and Craig is determined to cure them. It's done. :D

[TweekxCraig] At South Park High, the school lives off of the rumors and gossip that circulate around the school. What happens when one paranoid caffiene addict tries to use the system to satisfy his own dirty curiosity? Completed, my lovelies. :3

Stan and Kyle can't agree on which one of them owns a certain pair of underwear. They'll do just about anything to figure it out. Do I really need to say more than that?

Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.

NejiGaara drabbles. 'His body moved elegantly, the two fans twirling and flipping from his fingertips, jewel green eyes narrowed in concentration.' Excerpt from 'Fan.'

The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”

COMPLETE! AU Gaara’s life was a silent mess. Then he found there was a lot more to see than just sadness, as somehow, he found Neji. But Neji has some secrets of his own. We keep spinning, gaining speed, a little faster... NeGaaNe [SasNar, ShiTem]

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]

Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.

Blaise, and Draco. Alone in Draco's room with some fine muggle stimulants. Slash BD.

Remus and Sirius play in a leaf pile and discuss apple crumble.

Freddy’s different…he’s gay, and he has warm fuzzy feelings for Zack…will Zack realize it before its too late? And what happens when Katie decides to help bring them together? Will it help them or push them further apart? FreddyZack slash…um, eventually…

Drabble, 250 words. One night, Peter’s eyes are opened to something which they’ve always been blind to for so long. Slash.

The comedy of how Remus and Sirius got together.

[Kenny centric] By the fourth time he'd died, the novelty had worn off. If this was all some joke, it was obviously being pulled off by someone who was both easily amused and had way too much time on his hands.

The Marauders are known for their smarts and romantic endeavors with each other. Watch the drama unfold at Hogwarts as they grow unhappy with their current relationships and seek out new ideas. It contains slash, obviously. This baby is finished!

The purest of artists use their mediums to convey feelings that even they don't fully understand, or maybe that they can't communicate. Either way, what more bittersweet way to say 'I love you? slash, femmeslash

Draco is a homophobe. A huge homophobe. But what happens when he find he has feelings for Blaise Zabini?

[One shot] James confronts Sirius on his suspicious lack of relationships, forcing him to reveal his secret feelings for a certain marauder. What will Remus do if he finds out? SBRL slashy fluff.

So here's the thing... Dumbledore seems to think it would be a great idea to send all the wannabe aurors to experience muggle life... did I mention I have to share a muggle tent with Blaise who keeps coming onto me!

RemusSirius. Sirius gets terribly bored. Remus is made to suffer. They end up trapped in a cupboard for a good six hours. Cue abuse of bubblewrap, wrestling and lots of 'closet' jokes.

Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)

If Freddy gets his driver’s license on his first try, his parents will buy him a car, so he talks Zack into teaching him to drive. But Spazzy McGee isn’t exactly the best pupil…and even Zack can lose his temper sometimes. Slash and oneshot.