"I have given you the bare bones of a story, Cornelius Dickcissel. It is up to you to clothe it in the extras people seem to require. Adjectives. Adverbs. Semi colons."
-The Dark Queen, "Villians Victorious" anthology

Hurr, my KH obsession led me to turn my author character into a Nobody, and so my penname changed to Xiaolink Volumen. Xiaolink is Nikolai (the name of my human AC) with an X, and Volumen is Latin for book. She controls words and books, ya dig?

This Just In: 11/18: Okay, Der Freischutz got changed to Der Jäger, since I discovered that Freischutz means Freeshooter, and Jäger means hunter, so... yeah. Anyway, it's still stuck and not moving. I'm still trying... -_-

http:/// Mah DA site. Go lookie-lookie or I stab you with a fork! XD

ZOMG, a fic for a fic! That's neat! http:///13810.htmlEveryone, go read it! It's neat! ...Read the Death to Disney duo-thing first, tho'... it'll be a little hard to get without doing so... but after that... go read this! Domo arigatou gozaimasu, Kayu Silver! XD ...So freaking awesome...

Favorite Characters: Xemnas, Sephiroth, Axel, Vexen, Marluxia, Zexion, Saix, Luxord, Xigbar, Xaldin, Ansem, Demyx (All KH), Monte Cristo (Gankutsuou or original book), Ilpalazzo (Excel Saga), Siegfried (Soul Calibur), Wan-Rei (SP?) (Zatch Bell), Sepori (Death Mage, Villians Victorious) and many others that I forget right now. XD
Favorite pairings: Any yaoi pairing (OTP's include Xemnas/Sephiroth, Xemnas/Saix, and Sephiroth/Vincent) except Seph/Cloud or Lex/Zex, any yuri pairing (especially Aerith/Yuffie or Integra/Seras), Excel/Ilpalazzo, Howl/Sophie
Motto: Where's the fun in life if you know all the answers?
Favorite Games: All Kingdom Hearts games, both Katamari Damacy games, Burnout: Revenge, and Soul Calibur 3
Obessions (Top 5): Yaoi/Yuri, Kingdom Hearts, Monte Cristo, J-rock, and horror books/novels.

Random comments that don't have anything to do with anything:
(snicker) Suggest "Mansex" as the name of the raft in KH1. X3

Coming Soon:
Der Jäger: Brought by a love of the Ghost Hunters TV show and the fact that one of me mates is obsessed with ghosts, this will be the long-awaited sequel to Noisy Ghost. I'm trying very hard to get this to work, but hell if it is. If anyone wants to read it and try to help me, tell me your AIM name and I'll send it to you. Mine's Nikolai Heureux. If you're interested in being a full-time beta and I know you, let me know in the same fashion.

Now Playing:
Locked Hearts: Whee! Non-yaoi Ansem pairing! This is finished, complete, Fini! I decided there won't be a sequel. Sorry. I didn't feel like writing one, since I'm all into Ansem-yaoi pairings... o.o;; This gets to stay. While I felt like the writing wasn't all that great, it gets to live as my little attempt at a het pairing.
Squished: Ansem and Riku continually get stuck in small spaces. Need I say more? Ending at ten chapters, and I'm done writing it! Don't be too surprised to see more of it, tho'. Just so you know.
Misbegotten: My first true yaoi fic. AnsemxRiku fic, two chapters.
Noisy Ghosts: Ansem, Sephiroth, Vexen, Marluxia, Axel, Zexion, and a bunch of others (who are largely unimportant) all live in a haunted house! Featuring an AnsemxSephiroth pairing, an AxelxZexion (!) pairing, and a VexenxMarluxia. IT'S FINISHED! W00T!
Plot and Title Pending: Rampant OOCness, randomness, and fangirlness. Read if you dare! Yay! The co-author says I can make this AnsemxSephiroth! W00t! More glorious AnsemxSephiroth for the masses! Now Alderyn just has to get off HER ass and write! Tho' I might swap out teh AnsemxSephiroth for XemnasxSaix if she'll let me...
All the Strangers Came Today: An alternate version of sorts of "Locked Hearts," featuring Lokii with a different name, a funny sort of dialect, and an amnesia-suffering someone. I can't say who, cuz that'd ruin the ending. XD
Kuro-chan: A oneshot involving my author character and her cat form, Ansem, Sephiroth, shonen-ai, OOC, and some other craziness. Oh yes! I started a second chapter for this, don't know when it'll be up.
Night Winds: An AnsemxSephiroth oneshot with LIME! Yay! I'm not gonna post the lemony version. Sorry.
Dancing With the Moonlit Knight: This is the first chapter of "Background Music Genesis", which was going nowhere. It works well as a oneshot, so... yeah.
Death to Disney V2: Rewrite, folks, that's all it is.
Paperclip: Behold the stupidness! Behold the fic that probably belongs in either the Darwin Awards or the history of stupidity! If you know of a fic with a dumber plot, I'd sure like to know about it.
Monochrome: Just a little thing I wrote about fitting in from Sephy-kun's POV. I was bored in... um... Science class, I think. What can you expect?
A Little Fun: XemnasxSaix goodness! Anyway... um... yeah. Whatever.
When Love Dies: Xemnas x Saix, sequel to follow... someday.
I Think I NeedA Hug: I was depressed, so it of course follows that my author character would be depressed, no? I'm also a Xemnas fangirl. Need I say more? (No sex, pervs!)
Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow: The sequel to DtD has finally arrived! Hang on to your sanity folks, cuz this one's twisty! O.o;
Revival: Sequel to When Love Dies. It's all sad 'n' stuff... oneshot, so don't bug me for more. X3
carousel: I wasn't on anything, I SWEAR. Xemnas x Saix, hyper-confusing, brought on by reading V for Vendetta for the something-or-other'th time. (Shrugs)
Five Ways: Okay, I lied. This'll probably remain a oneshot... though I do wanna write about drunk!Xemnas... Maybe it will be continued... I hafta get off my ass and write, I suppose. o_o
Nikushimi: Well, ain't this a switch! Not often I write non-fluffy fics, ne? XD

Anyway, you people don't wanna read this stuff, you wanna read my fics, right? I hope. So... shutting up now. Does anyone really read these bio thingummies?

Oh yes. If it says "oneshot" anywhere in the fic, be it the summary, this page, or the fic itself, it is a ONESHOT. Please STOP telling me to update it. Thank you.